Dictator on Day One as Promised

I think on day one, Dictator Don will sign an imperial decree — let’s not call such things executive orders anymore — declaring a state of emergency to “battle” immigration. Indeed, on the first day back in office, he will arrest power from the “co-equal” branches of government, centralizing all power in the White House to himself. He will order the mobilization of the National Guard and the military, stationing them in blue cities, e.g., D.C., New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, and so on and so forth. In very short order, morons of America are going to understand what it feels like to live under military occupation. Watch! Just you wait. And guess what? No one will care. I promise you, no one will f***ing care. Soldiers posted on every corner in those “troublesome” cities, and people will simply carry on as if everything is normal. Mark my words, f***tards. And for the love of Christ, please disabuse yourself of any notions that The Don! can’t do this, that, or the other without breaking the law or “permission” from Congress. How f***ing stupid do you have to be to believe Dictator Don will follow the law or be bound by any precedent, norm, tradition, or scruples? Have you not been paying attention for the last decade? He declared he would be a dictator on day one, and he meant it! You idiots simply fail to believe — at your own risk! You guys just really, truly aren’t getting it if you think things will be otherwise! Welcome to stupid America.

Hell to Freeze Over on Inaguration Day?

According to CNN, “The coldest air of winter so far will blast into Washington, DC, on Monday as President-elect Donald Trump stands up in front of the capitol to take his oath of office. The temperature on Inauguration Day at noon — when the president-elect swears in — is expected to be in the low-20s, which is around 20 degrees below normal. It will likely be the coldest Inauguration Day since President Ronald Reagan’s second inauguration in 1985 when the noon temperature was 7 degrees. The noon temperature was 28 degrees for President Obama’s first inauguration in 2009.” HAAAA! HAAAA! God has a wicked sense of humor! There is no other explanation, and, dare I say, this first day of Dictator Don’s second term is a perfect metaphor for what America will suffer: Welcome to hell! Oh, well! This is what you morons voted for. Bring mittens!

Dumbass Democrats Going to Learn the Hard Way

According to The Hill, “President-elect Trump floated the idea Thursday of including federal aid to Los Angeles in the wake of deadly fires as part of a massive reconciliation package, suggesting that doing so would win over some Democratic votes. … The incoming president responded that passing one reconciliation bill or breaking his agenda into two bills would have the same end result. But, he suggested the push for one large bill has been ‘unfortunately helped’ by the fires that have ravaged swaths of Los Angeles.” Of course, Dictator Don would use the natural disaster of the L.A. fires to manipulate politicians and the public. Oh, well. It works! And dumbass Democrats will be left in an impossible situation. This is political hardball at its best, and Democrats will be like a deer in the headlights: Clueless and bewildered by such maneuvering. The Don! is politically ruthless in a way that that dumbass Democrats cannot possibly comprehend but must — dare I say — learn to emulate. Nonetheless, once again, Democrats are completely outwitted. It never f***ing fails. Will they ever learn? Nope! Welcome to stupid America.

There Will Be Blood!

As a requisite to destroy our democracy, there will be blood in the streets! Get ready, f***tards! Get ready! If you morons think Dictator Don, MAGA morons, and their ilk will take over our country and turn America into an autocracy (or theocracy) in a bloodless coup, then you are gravely mistaken. People are going to die. And I welcome it! Hopefully, more RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks die than Democrats and progressives, but I don’t think that will be the case in the near term. Although, I fear Democrats are too f***ing weak to fight back at all, so no conservative blood may be spilled in the process. Let’s be honest: Democrats, to this day, still are showing no willingness to fight, figuratively in a political sense or literally in a pugilistic sense.

Ready or not, the unraveling of America begins in three days. And I’m not even talking about policy changes; I’m thinking about the country’s character. I’m talking about the civility of Americans. Think the 1960s, but worse. Much, much worse. Mark my words, morons. Mark them well. We will see neighbor versus neighbor. Brother versus brother. Stranger versus stranger. You are going to see what amounts to political death squads roaming the cities and streets, attacking minorities with impunity. The conservative forces are already out there. Pick any militia or hate group. Just as Dictator Don told them once upon a time, “Stand by and stand back.” Well, they’re done standing by idly; now is the time for action. And what will The Don! do to curb the violence? The exact same thing he did on 6 January: Not a f***ing G.D. thing. He will relish watching the destruction. This, I promise you, is our future. Now, I may sound like I’m imagining the outrageous or the absurd, but, indeed, I am the only one willing to conceive of the most severe and likely future, while the rest want to believe Dictator Don the second time around will be some sort of mild variation of his first term. But I’m telling you that America’s collective failure to envision the worst is what got us to this point in American history. Assuredly, it is a lack of imagination that has doomed the country. So, don’t say I didn’t warn you, and lest I forget to admonish citizens at every opportunity: You morons of America did this to yourself! You have no idea what’s coming, but I do. Good luck! Welcome to stupid America! Too dumb to keep its democracy.

Let’s Get the Party Started FFS!

Let’s just f***ing inaugurate The Don! already. Confirm all of his cabinet picks, and let his administration take over. I’m eager! Let the good times roll. Let the end of our democracy commence. I want Americans to get their comeuppance already! I say this with all sincerity, and this is why: Americans f***ed around, and they’re about to find the f*** out. I cannot overstate this. So, let’s get on with it. Just do it! The return of Dictator Don was a slow-moving freight train coming down the tracks to run over and kill America’s democracy, and f***tards of America still failed to get out of the f***ing way. Of course, this was all to be expected, for Americans are f***ing G.D. morons of the highest m*****f***ing order, and they rarely, if ever, face the consequences of their poor voting decisions.

Think about it! Until now, no matter the political party controlling the Executive Branch since the beginning of the Twentieth Century, the government has, for the most part, run as it always has. No matter who’s in the White House — Democrat or RepubliKKKlan — the goal of the president has been to try and make America a better place for Americans (and hopefully for the free world). That has always been the goal of our presidents — a president for all Americans and democracies worldwide. Well, that quaint notion is out the window now, given Dictator Don is due to ascend the American throne five days hence. This is a man who only has the interests of 35 – 40 percent of the country in mind. The rest of us will have to fend for ourselves. So, I say bring it! It is time that unwitting Americans truly understand what it means to live in an autocratic, failed state because that’s what this sh*t-for-brains country voted for. The sooner we start, the sooner we can get it over with, assuming there is an end to fascism.

Elections have consequences, and up until this year of our Lord 2025, I don’t think people have grasped the concept of “be careful what you wish for” clearly. Americans have been coddled by the past many decades of national leadership that brought us peace and prosperity; a past of forward progress has lulled the American populace into believing that Dictator Don is just another iteration of previous presidents, perhaps with a bit more je ne sais quoi mystique, reminiscent of his first term. (Oh, how quickly we forget his first term.) Indeed, Americans have never known a time in our recent history of moving backward, save some economic downturns. But for the most part, the last 120 years have been an era of primarily continuous improvement, especially compared to the rest of the world. We have no idea what it’s like to go from, let’s say, the grip of Nazism to the utter destruction of a nation during a world war all because Germans elected the wrong f***ing guy. But we are about to find out! The average American in the Twentieth and Twenty-First Centuries has only known a life of higher living standards, a longer life span (excluding COVID), acquiring more personal civil rights, and more. But that is all going to change starting in five days. In less than a week, Americans will understand what it means for an entire country to go in the wrong direction in all aspects of life, not just in terms of economic pain. Mark my words, morons! Mark them well! Like Germany, I fear Americans will only understand once the entire nation burns down. Only then, perhaps, can we think about rebuilding America based on genuinely liberal ideals. Welcome to stupid America! Just remember that you did this to yourself!

This Is Your America Now — F***tards!

From The Hill, “More than half of U.S. voters in a new survey don’t support the U.S. taking over Greenland, a prospect President-elect Trump has entertained publicly in recent weeks. In the Suffolk University/USA Today survey, 53 percent of likely voters say they oppose the idea — including 86 percent of self-described liberals, 61 percent of moderates and 25 percent of conservatives.”

And then this from The Hill, “Less than 2 in 10 Americans are ‘extremely’ or ‘very’ confident President-elect Trump’s Department of Justice (DOJ) will act in a nonpartisan and fair manner, according to a survey released Wednesday. The Associated Press-NORC Center for Public Affairs Research poll found that only 17 percent of respondents were ‘extremely’ or ‘very’ confident the DOJ will operate in a nonpartisan and fair way during President-elect Trump’s second term. Roughly a third, 32 percent, said they were “somewhat” confident, while nearly half, 49 percent, told the pollster they have very little or no confidence in the department’s neutrality.”

One last one, also from The Hill, “About two in 10 Americans back former Fox News host Pete Hegseth as President-elect Trump’s Defense secretary nominee, according to a new poll. In the poll from The Associated Press-NORC Research Center, 19 percent of respondents said that they ‘strongly approve’ or ‘somewhat approve’ the selection of Hegseth by Trump. Thirty-five percent said they ‘strongly disapprove’ or ‘somewhat disapprove’ of the selection.”

Looks like The Don! is making all the right moves in the eyes of the American public. But, of course, all this was predictable, right? We knew Dictator Don would pick all the worst people to work in his administration; we knew he would be aggressive and antagonistic to our allies; we knew he would be the bull in the china shop on the world stage; we knew all these things, yet this sh*t-for-brains country re-elected him anyway. And now we are suddenly surprised that initial polls find Americans disagree with his moves and picks? What part of this administration did Americans expect would not go wrong? At this point, it’s all too late. There is no going back. Our democracy is ending, and f***tards of America are just now beginning to understand this. Oh, well. I’ve been warning you, morons, for years. Welcome to trump stupid America! Too dumb to keep our democracy. I expected nothing less!

Dictator Don Hoodwinking America!

President-elect Donald Trump and former President Barack Obama had an extended conversation Thursday. AFP via Getty Images

For someone who dumbass Democrats warned would be a threat to America’s democracy, they sure are eager to welcome Dictator Don into the fold as if he’s a changed man. I know. I’m a bit late to this outrage, but I have a larger point that I want to make; not only am I seeing the leaders of the Democratic Party show fealty to The Don! but I’m hearing similar deference everywhere and, in more instances than not, I hear the silence of resistance. People have entirely given up and, incomprehensively, are giving Dictator Don the benefit of the doubt in the run-up to his second term.

I turn to the Smerconish Show as a case in point. As stated in other posts, I’ve given up on the MSM, so I’ve shifted my listening habits to streaming talk and podcasts. One of the podcasts I listen to is Smerconish, who is genuinely right down the middle politically — perhaps a bit too down the middle for my tastes — but it is about as close as I will get to listening to the conservative side of the political spectrum, which is evinced by the callers to his show. Right on cue, during a recent episode, he entertained pro-Dictator Don callers who were convinced that his second term would be less chaotic than his first, and Smerconish agreed with them. And here we go again! I can’t deal with the idiocy in this country anymore. How f***ing stupid can people be? We’ve seen (lived) this horror movie before, yet people want to believe otherwise. Because Dictator Don made cabinet appointments quickly and has been somewhat reticent during this transition period, callers believe his second term would be less chaotic. Again, Smerconish agreed with their assessments. This is the classic hoodwinking of Americans — who have, clearly, learned nothing — by Dictator Don. Do these morons apprehend nothing? It is in The Don’s! nature to be chaotic. He thrives on the tumult. He stirs the pot needlessly. In fact, when things are going smoothly, he intentionally throws bombs to disrupt the calm. Pick a tweet! Pick a Q&A session with the press! Pick an unceremonious firing of a cabinet member at a whim by tweet! His cabinet picks were selected purely — beyond passing The Don’s! loyalty test — for the purpose of sowing chaos. That’s part of the master plan: Designed chaos to mask destroying the country. Americans will soon come to appreciate the stability of the “deep state,” which is nothing more than the professional class with the deep institutional knowledge that ensures government functions well no matter what political party heads the Executive Branch. This sh*t-for-brains country f***ed around, and they’re about to find out — the hard way! Mark my words, morons. Mark them well! I live in stupid hell!

Do you know what segment of society is never hoodwinked? Black women! Michelle Obama and Vice President Harris are the paragons of the only remaining portion of America that gets it. They understand! Michelle Obama, rightly, refuses to attend The Don’s! inauguration. (Although, I still haven’t forgiven Obama for her “When they go low, we go high” comment. I do think, however, that by now, she has been disabused of the notion her comment was anything but pure naivety.) And I love that Harris snubbed Senator Vance of a meeting welcoming him to the Vice President’s residence. It would appear these are the only two people in the Democratic Party with the requisite brass balls to treat the leaders of the new American Fascist Party with the disrespect to which they are entitled. But whatever. It’s all a joke at this point, for the vast majority of Americans just don’t f***ing care at this point. This is a country that has willingly entered into a mass delusion. Welcome to stupid America!

Life Under Dictator Don: You Will Never Know the Truth!

In my continuing series of foretelling what life will be like under a second Dictator Don administration, I tackle the truth. I suppose before I go any further, I should state upfront that there is something known as the truth and absolute truth. I feel compelled to make this assertion because lately f***tards of America and MAGA morons seem to believe everything is an opinion, especially facts. Somehow, Americans confuse feelings as facts and opinions as truth. But I expected nothing less in a supremely idiotic America. At times, I feel like I’m Sisyphus.

Now, why do I say you will never know the truth as The Don! returns to the White House? I say it because in his second term, he will threaten the Fourth Estate into submission or take control of it altogether through executive action, and those entities that are not part of an independent press will bend to his will as some are already beginning to do, for example, Facebook, which has ceased fact-checking on its platform. Dictator Don has already sued pollster J. Ann Selzer, her polling firm, The Des Moines Register newspaper, and its parent company, Gannett, for publishing poll results that were spectacularly wrong. Guess what? Polls can be wrong and usually are when trying to take the public’s mood regarding Dictator Don. But when polls miss, it doesn’t mean a conspiracy is involved. And other publications have begun to fall in line. For instance, the Los Angeles Times has restricted its editorial board from writing about Dictator Don in a “biased” manner. This, of course, is code-speak for directing journalists to only write favorable articles about The Don! since facts typically have a liberal, unbiased persuasion. The Washington Post, similarly, has begun censoring satirical cartoons that lambast The Don! And all of this is before he takes office; once he’s in, then he’ll use the DOJ to go after any and all media that dare be critical of him. Mark my words. Mark them well, f***tards!

So, the public will no longer get unbiased reporting on the Dictator Don administration. All coverage will, eventually, become MAGA moron- and Dictator Don-friendly. Critical coverage of any sort will be far and few between, if not impossible, to find on the MSM. Of course, this transformation will not be instant; it will take time for Dictator Don’s threats to come to fruition. It will take time for lawsuits, federal prosecutions, and FCC harassment to have their desired effect, which is to force all media to be nice to The Don! and RepubliKKKlans or else! Ultimately, everything being reported will be tantamount to “don’t believe your lying eyes!” A true tell of this corruption of the truth will be opinion polls consistently showing the public approving of Dictator Don’s job as the same issues that sunk Biden remain unresolved, e.g., inflation. I promise you that opinion surveys that would have shown The Don! doing poorly in job approval will no longer be published. Those polls that were once released regularly under previous presidential administrations will suddenly be rare, and when they are released, they will, oddly enough, always be favorable to Dictator Don. Curiously, as everything in the country falls to sh*t, polls will indicate the masses are happy. It will be difficult to reconcile a world burning around you, yet the rest of the citizenry claims the country is moving in the right direction. Bewildering the people is all part of the plan as individuals question their own sanity and opinions. How can it be that individuals feel America went off the rails, but most of the country thinks things are getting better — according to every poll? Confusion is the point, and since Americans are easily beguiled, the authoritarian’s job of obscuring and hiding the truth is already half done. Welcome to stupid America!

Just Saying Sh*t to Say It

Elon Musk in Paris on June 16, 2023.Chesnot / Getty Images file

According to NBC News, “Tech billionaire Elon Musk said Wednesday that his budget-cutting effort on behalf of President-elect Donald Trump would most likely not find $2 trillion in savings, backtracking on a goal he set earlier as co-head of a new advisory body, the Department of Government Efficiency, or DOGE.  Musk told political strategist Mark Penn in an interview broadcast on X that the $2 trillion figure was a ‘best-case outcome’ and that he thought there was only a ‘good shot’ at cutting half that.” OPf course!

This is par for the course with this idiot “genius” man-baby. He’s constantly saying sh*t just to say it. He does it with all his business, and nothing has changed with his political promises. It’s all rhetoric, and the f***tards of this sh*t-for-brains country constantly fall for it. They take everything that Musk vomits from his mouth as truth and gospel, no matter what he says or how absurd. I recall the instant replay of him declaring that at least $2 trillion can be trimmed from the federal budget when asked at a Dictator Don rally by some no-name MAGA political sycophant. And I recall the crowd going wild with cheers as if they knew anything about what spending could feasibly be reduced in the federal government. They know nothing, just like Musk. And we wonder why f***tards of America admire Musk so much; idiots love other idiots because they’re not smart enough to know any better. Welcome to stupid America, where the dumb never ends!

As California Burns, America Welcomes a Climate Denier

Um, f*** America! Seriously! F*** us, and we’re f***ed! As California literally burns from the consequences of unmitigated (and ignored) climate change, this sh*t-for-brains country elected the world’s most ardent climate denier, returning him to the White House to do more global damage and to “drill, baby, drill.” (Because that’s exactly what we need right now at this point in world history, and, of course, more oil always helps. Not! But whatever! Egg prices! Gas prices!) Un-f***ing-believable! I’m surprised Dictator Don hasn’t called the fires in California a hoax that was somehow orchestrated to derail the start of his second term. (There’s still more time, I suppose.) And I feel bad for the state, indeed, all blue states, because once The Don! gets into office, he’ll withhold all federal support from them. Nonetheless, here we are again like getting re-infected with syphilis. The f***tards of America are putting Dictator Don back in power to burn the rest of the country down. I expected nothing less. At this point, I say let it all burn down! It is all too fitting that there is a poignant bit of irony in the fact that parts of America are uncontrollably on fire as Dictator Don returns to power. California’s fires are a grand metaphor for what the rest of America is about to do to itself. I f***ing give up! F*** it all! Americans never learn. We! Never! F***ing! Learn! Welcome to stupid America!