Welcome to Stupid America!

I have been struggling mightily to post consistently and frequently this past year, and I shall endeavor to do better in 2025. I thought that, with Dictator Don winning the election, I would be inspired to write more. Alas, the muse and the will have escaped me, but I suspect when The Don! takes the oath of office in a couple of weeks, I will gleefully be chronicling the daily, steady demise of America’s democracy because I expected nothing less from this sh*t-for-brains country. I’ve only been foretelling this new American epoch for the last — oh, I don’t know — four f***ing years! I hate to tell you morons that I told you so, but I told you so! All my warnings have fallen on deaf ears. And I am only further demoralized by the incessant weakness and stupidity of the dumbass Democratic Party, who, at the time of this writing, still have no f***ing clue how to counter Dictator Don when he returns to the White House. This goes equally so for the entire left-leaning and progressive media system, from whom I basically hear “fighting” words but continue to be mired in old, “nice” thinking. “Can’t we just all get along?” “Let’s find common ground” (with the Fascists). Ugh, we are so far beyond that. If moron progressives and dumbass Democrats haven’t figured that out yet, then there is no hope of ever amassing an insurgency party to save America. So, in short, nothing has f***ing changed. So same sh*t, different year, different administration-to-be. Imagine that! Perhaps one thing has changed: The general acquiescence of the populous this time around. I remember when Dictator Don won in 2016. There were marches and protests by the public. This time in 2024? Nothing! Not a f***ing peep from the vanquished voters. Nope. They have all given up, resigned to their impending doom. I guess democracies really do die with a whimper! As I have been saving for years now, Dictator Don will win re-election and destroy our country, all with the compliance of a worthless and weak Democratic Party. (Democrats lost to a convicted felon! How the f*** could this possibly be? Whatever! I give up!) Mark my words, f***tards. Mark them well. I’ve been right all along, and I’m right now. The only thing left to do is document the country’s slow death for posterity. Welcome to stupid, stupid America! The end is upon us, and all of you guys asked for it! May you live in interesting times!

According to Salon, “The House of Representatives voted to keep the government afloat until mid-March on Friday evening after GOP infighting brought the country within hours of a lapse in federal funding. The bill passed with the support of nearly all Democrats in the House and 170 Republicans. The 34 votes against the proposal all came from the GOP caucus. Those naysayers were holding a line from earlier in the week when they voted down representatives who voted down two prior measures.”

It never f***ing fails. Dumbass Democrats bail out RepubliKKKlans — again! Every f***ing time. America is doomed. America is simply doomed because idiot Democrats refuse to or are unable to fight back or both. Whatever happened to forcing the ruling party to pass legislation with their own majority? RepubliKKKlans can’t do this basic task because they are a dysfunctional party that can’t govern straight, yet dumbass Democrats are, themselves, an incompetent and feckless party, allergic to taking advantage of the situation to benefit the party. Look, f***tards! Have dumbass Democrats learned nothing over the last eight years? Democrats are all worried that they’ll be blamed for a government shutdown when we know that Americans have no memory. How many times did the government shut down under Dictator Don? How many times? Three. The longest in American history being one of those three times. And how did Americans punish The Don!? They re-elected him. They f***ing re-elected him. Un-f***ing-believable.

Whatever! Nothing matters anymore at this point. America is doomed because the country is just too f***ing stupid to endure. What happened over this past week is the tip of the iceberg. It is a mere glimpse of the utter chaos Americans voted for when they decided to put The Don! back in the White House. So be it! I don’t care. At this point, I’m starting to come around to the notion that America may have to burn down before Americans and dumbass Democrats realize what they’ve done and finally — finally! — begin to fight back! But I doubt it! History is littered with nations and societies that rolled over to dictatorships and stayed that way. And when the masses decided to rise up and overthrow the yoke of authoritarian rule, it always came at the expense of peace and prosperity. Only through revolution, uprising, civil war, or world war was the status quo uprooted and overturned. America is entirely unexceptional in this regard. Welcome to stupid America! The worst is yet to come. Mark my words, morons. Mark them well.

According to NBC News, “President-elect Donald Trump excoriated a bipartisan government funding bill Wednesday afternoon, throwing the stopgap measure into chaos just as leaders of both parties were hoping to pass it. The joint statement by Trump and Vice President-elect JD Vance left Republican leaders scrambling to come up with a new plan in the House, where Trump wields significant influence. A top GOP lawmaker later said the bill text, released just a day earlier, had been scrapped.” And then from The Hill, “’Oh, this is the way it’s going to be next year,’ McConnell told a reporter for CNN as he walked out of his office shortly after Trump urged Republicans to sink the deal negotiated between Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.), Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) and other congressional leaders.” (But of course!)

So! Dictator Don hasn’t even been sworn into office yet, but the chaos begins nonetheless and right on cue. This is precisely what a sh*t-for-brains country voted for, and I welcome it! As I’ve said repeatedly, I hope the f***tards of this country get every miserable consequence of their vote; they deserve it. The morons of this dysfunctional nation completely forgot the disaster that was the first four years of the Dictator Don administration. American f***tards of the highest m*****f***ing order were conveniently overcome with amnesia when they cast their vote for the Don! again, failing to recall that America suffered the longest government shutdown under his first term. And here we are again as this soon-to-be dictator works his petulant will to tank the government before he returns to the White House, all in an attempt to tarnish Biden’s final weeks of his presidency. This is what people voted for! Un-f***ing-believable! It never f***ing fails.

And then you have idiot Musk declare, “No bills should be passed Congress until Jan 20, when @realDonaldTrump takes office. None. Zero.” As usual, this f***tard who has half of Americans believing he’s some sort of genius has no f***ing clue about anything. Again, he’s less of a genius and more of a B.S. visionary with a heavy dose of con man tendencies. Sorry, but I prefer the old-fashioned definition of genius, such as Newton and Einstein — pure intellectuals in the sciences, not someone who merely knows how to build a better widget (aka a car or a rocket) faster and not even cheaper. But I digress. Nonetheless, Musk, the moron, thinks the citizens of America could easily withstand a government shutdown for the next 30 days — truly only a billionaire would think this. Never mind how would Congress certify an election when the government is shut down. How can the inauguration proceed when government is not open for business? What a f***ing mess. But, hey, this is precisely what this sh*t-for-brains country wanted, so they’re going to get it in spades. And I’m perfectly ok with that.

Indeed, I say bring it! Dumbass Democrats should not lift one f***ing G.D. finger to help RepubliKKKlans. In fact, I don’t think they should pass any CR at all for any reason. Let the government shut down from now until the Don! takes office. Let him deal with it. This is the hardball that dumbass Democrats should be playing, but they won’t because they’re f***ing weak. While Jeffries may not need to help RepubliKKKlans pass a bill, Schumer, no doubt, will gladly bring any CR bill to the floor for a vote because he’s the worst f***ing Senate leader we’ve ever had. He should let any RepubliKKKlan bill die in the Senate. But he won’t. Weak! Weak! Weak! Their weakness is why they lost; they refuse to apprehend this fatal flaw, and I’m sick of it. (Dumbass Democrats elected Schumer to lead the Senate caucus again in the new Congress. I can’t! I just f***ing can’t with these losers!) I guess I agree with Musk in this regard but for very different reasons. He wants to eliminate government spending; I want Americans to suffer. Oh, yes, I want Americans to suffer and suffer badly because elections have consequences; unfortunately, morons of America never seem to learn anything until matters have become so f***ing bad that they have to start paying attention. Until they can’t escape the disaster of their own making. And Dictator Don hasn’t even taken office yet. Oh, I can’t wait for the collapse! Welcome to stupid America! The end is here, just like I promised four years ago. I told you that you’d rue the day! People get the government they deserve and desire! America: Too stupid to survive, let alone save its own democracy.

What’s wrong with the picture above? Anyone? As the graph shoots upward, more people must die or be denied care to achieve ever-increasing profits, which drive the stock price. It’s that simple. And don’t lecture me about free markets and capitalism. When it comes to health care, there is no such thing as a “free market.” Healthy people typically go without health care insurance, if they can, and sick people (especially the chronically ill) must have it. Talk about a captured market where demand is completely inelastic, meaning that “health care” companies can charge whatever they want and the demand for care remains relatively unchanged. And those who become priced out of the market are those who will eventually die. What a fantastic business model: Buy our product or die! (If the insurer doesn’t kill you first.)

Look, it doesn’t take an Einstein to determine this was a targeted murder by someone who himself or has a family member who has (or had) a serious issue with this “healthcare” company. But this is what you get when health care is a for-profit industry in the great, great country of the United States of America. Only in this country do we allow companies to profit off of sick people! Only in ‘Merica! I’m sure that I’m not the only one who feels absolutely zero love loss over this incident. I’m only more surprised by the fact that something like this hasn’t happened earlier. I think all the C-suites and boards of directors in healthcare companies should be on edge. People are fed up with greed at the expense of lives. People are done with profits over people! Just wait until Dictator Don kills the ACA — and he will! You think things are bad now. Ha! Welcome to stupid America!

Right on cue, dumbass Democrats are shooting themselves in the head by publicly evincing their needless consternation over the pardon. This is a prime example of why I, at times, absolutely hate — hate! — the Democratic Party because they are so f***ing weak. So f***ing G.D. weak, and I’m getting really, really sick of it! It’s no wonder they keep losing elections more often than not. This party simply has no idea how to fight with the political ruthlessness required to vanquish RepubliKKKlans, which includes closing ranks around President Biden and not throwing him under the bus. Moreover, dumbass Democrats can’t help but occupy the moral high ground so far above reality that they constantly set themselves up to fail, thus calling out the “failures” of (only) fellow Democrats at every given moment. All their fire should be aimed at Dictator Don at all times. But no! They have to point the gun at their own heads and pull the f***ing trigger. I expected nothing less from dumbass Democrats! Now, on this matter, I’m on the far other side of the equation; I was about to lose my f***ing-ever-loving-sh*t if Biden didn’t pardon his son. I would have been more than willing (ready) to lambast Biden for ending his presidency in the weakest f***ing way possible — by not pardoning Hunter.

Of course, Biden did himself no favors by issuing a needlessly wordy pardon. Christ-on-the-m*****f***ing-Cross! When will these idiot Democrats ever learn? The less said, the better. And it’s this verboseness that helps RepubliKKKlans criticize Biden’s pardon. What part of Biden declaring the judicial process against his son as being selective and biased does he fail to understand will be used precisely to support RepubliKKKlans’ perceived hypocrisy of criminal charges against Dictator Don? Dumbass Democrats can’t not keep sticking their collective foot in their collective mouth. Now, I’m not saying the two situations are similar — they are not — but you don’t complain about the process of one prosecution when you know full well that the argument will be turned around to attack you in return. What the actual f***?!?! This is mitigating political blowback 101. But who am I kidding? Dumbass Democrats will always be a bunch of dumbasses. It never fails. What Biden should have done is issue a pardon to Hunter Biden by simply stating, “As a Constitutional prerogative of the President of the United States, I hereby grant a full and unconditional pardon to Hunter Biden for the period of …” End of story! No commentary. No explanation. (It’s not required.) Full stop!

And as for the notion that the president “lied” about committing to never pardon his son, I say, so what? F*** these people — dumbass Democrats, RepubliKKKlans, pundits, and the MSM alike! The president changed his mind given the crackpots Dictator Don is about to install in his administration, some of whom have explicitly stated in no uncertain terms that they are hellbent on prosecuting Hunter Biden for anything and everything under the Sun. It’s not that difficult, f***tards. But dumbass Democrats can’t get past Biden having “lied!” Kill me now! I can’t anymore with this sh*t-for-brains party. I just f***ing can’t. We are so f***ing screwed if this party can’t grow some f***ing balls. But no! They must criticize the president from their own party (note: I am a registered Independent and always have been, but have never knowingly voted for a RepubliKKKlan) to show off their puritanical commitment to the rule of law. We are so far beyond the rule of law mattering at this point, f***tards. And just to be clear, Biden broke no law with his pardon privilege. His pardon power is plenary, but dumbass Democrat critics would have you believe Biden broke the law and destroyed his legacy in the process. Christ! Democrats are never going to win another election at this rate. Welcome to stupid America! Democrats are almost nearly as dumb as RepubliKKKlans — nearly!

And so it begins! Dictator Don posts, “As everyone is aware, thousands of people are pouring through Mexico and Canada, bringing Crime and Drugs at levels never seen before. Right now a Caravan coming from Mexico, composed of thousands of people, seems to be unstoppable in its quest to come through our currently Open Border. On January 20th, as one of my many first Executive Orders, I will sign all necessary documents to charge Mexico and Canada a 25% Tariff on ALL products coming into the United States, and its ridiculous Open Borders. This Tariff will remain in effect until such time as Drugs, in particular Fentanyl, and all Illegal Aliens stop this Invasion of our Country! Both Mexico and Canada have the absolute right and power to easily solve this long simmering problem. We hereby demand that they use this power, and until such time that they do, it is time for them to pay a very big price! I have had many talks with China about the massive amounts of drugs, in particular Fentanyl, being sent into the United States – But to no avail. Representatives of China told me that they would institute their maximum penalty, that of death, for any drug dealers caught doing this but, unfortunately, they never followed through, and drugs are pouring into our Country, mostly through Mexico, at levels never seen before. Until such time as they stop, we will be charging China an additional 10% Tariff, above any additional Tariffs, on all of their many products coming into the United States of America. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”

First, let me disabuse you of the notion that the idiot punditry class would have you believe Dictator Don is just using threats of massive tariffs as a “negotiating” tactic. These people are f***ing morons of the high m*****f***ing order. He! Is! Not! If you f***tards haven’t figured out that The Don! is not smart enough to be so savvy, then you’ll never learn. To put it bluntly, he says what he means and means what he says plainly and without any higher-order stratagem in mind. He is a simpleton, just like everyone who voted for him; this is his primary attraction to the benighted masses.

That being said, he is (not so) unwittingly starting a trade war because he thinks he can bully other nations around with tariffs. But we’ve seen this movie before, though most f***tarded Americans have forgotten already. Allow me to remind you morons of Dictator Don’s first term when he imposed, for example, harsh tariffs on China; they, in turn, retaliated against American farmers with their own tariffs. From Roll Call, “President-elect Donald Trump’s pledge to levy hefty tariffs on imports is expected to result in retaliation that hits farmers hard, repeating events of his first term, when Washington spent tens of billions of dollars to ease the pain on the agriculture sector. … A trade war in the second Trump administration could again bring a steep drop in U.S. corn and soybean exports to China. The National Corn Growers Association and the American Soybean Association said in an October study that soybean exports could fall nearly 52 percent and corn exports about 84 percent if China responds in kind. The forecasts are against expectations for exports. The Trump administration in 2018 imposed tariffs on China and other major trade partners — using Section 301 of a 1974 trade law and Section 232 of a 1962 law — on a range of imports, including steel and aluminum. Not only China, but also Canada, the European Union, India, Mexico and Turkey retaliated. The Agriculture Department estimated that the retaliation delivered more than a $27 billion loss in U.S. agricultural exports, or $13.2 billion annualized, from mid-2018 to the end of 2019. China accounted for about 95 percent of the loss, it said. Soybeans took the biggest hit — $9.4 billion annualized — and in the absence of U.S. supply Brazil gained about $4 billion in agricultural export to China in 2018. The losses were felt primarily in Midwestern states like Iowa, Illinois and Kansas.” Not only did Dictator Don’s trade war in his first term hurt farmers, who lost trade markets to China, but it also cost the U.S. taxpayers, who had to subsidize those farmers’ losses. What part of this situation makes sense? Yet The Don! is determined to repeat the same mistakes. However, in his second term, the trade war will be worse and more broad-based. And never mind the idea that waging a tariff war against our trading partners violates his United States-Mexico-Canada Agreement (USMCA). He doesn’t care. I’m sure there is some national security pretense he can invoke to get around that pesky pact, or he’ll simply dare Mexico or Canada to sue. This is Dictator Don unchained, morons! Nothing matters!

But I started with an example of the retaliation side of the equation. Let’s not forget the most direct consequence of tariffs: Higher domestic prices. He wants a blanket 25 percent tax on everything coming into the U.S. from our first and third largest trading partners, Mexico and Canada, respectively. What could possibly go wrong? Once again, Americans are just too f***ing G.D. stupid to have thought about this before they re-elected him to return to the White House. Voters all claimed that The Don! was just being hyperbolic with his tariff talk. Don’t take him at his word! Yet, now that he’s won the election and he can shed the pretense of pandering to the hoards of morons for their votes, he’s doubling down on massive, massive tariffs. Please explain that! You can’t! He meant it before the election, and he means it now. Tariffs are intended to be punishment and retaliation against friends and foes alike, with idiot voters carrying the burden of higher prices — aka inflation. (No, you f***tards, the exporting country does not pay for the tariff. But we’re so far beyond trying to educate this sh*t-for-brains country at this point.) To be sure, Dictator Don’s tariff plan will cause inflation. Full stop! But that is precisely why he got elected in the first place: But prices! Kill me now! I can’t. I just f***ing can’t with this moronic country. Welcome to stupid America! The fun is just beginning.

According to CNN, “Russia’s use of a nuclear-capable ballistic missile on Thursday is the latest escalation in the Ukraine war. It also marks a decisive, and potentially dangerous moment in Moscow’s conflict with the West. The use of what Vladimir Putin said was a ballistic missile with multiple warheads in offensive combat is a clear departure from decades of the Cold War doctrine of deterrence. Ballistic missiles with multiple warheads, known as ‘multiple independently targeted reentry vehicles,’ or MIRVs, have never been used to strike an enemy, experts say. ‘To my knowledge, yes, it’s the first time MIRV has been used in combat,’ Hans Kristensen, the director of the Nuclear Information Project at the Federation of American Scientists, said.”

Look, f***tards, I’ve been saying for years (years!) that Biden and the West have been utterly weak and feckless at deterring Russia because they have refused to believe the threat that Putin actually poses to Europe and the rest of the world. Biden, in particular, has been weakly too f***ing cautious, too slow, and too reluctant to help Ukraine win. How many f***ing times have I said that the West never had any interest in helping Ukraine win; the goal has always been to ensure Ukraine merely does not lose the war. And now, because the West and Biden have been so f***ing pathetic with arming Ukraine early and with everything the country has been pleading for, Dictator Don will return to office to help Russia complete Putin’s military goals, i.e., force Ukraine to capitulate in return for … nothing! Absolutely f***ing nothing. Dictator Don and the West will declare victory, with European countries understanding that they’ve only temporarily appeased Putin, who will no doubt continue his march west at some point. We’ve seen this movie before within living memory, in fact. But the likes of Germany, France, and the U.K. will claim “peace for our time” as if they’ve learned nothing from other conflicts on the continent. Apparently, all of humanity is one long, continuous string of learning nothing from history and repeating the same mistakes from decades — nay, centuries — past. Same sh*t, different day. Day after day, week after week, year after year, decade after decade, century after century, millennia after millennia. What a joke humanity is! Welcome to stupid humanity. Nothing ever changes.

And so the dumbest political pundits and morons of the MSM still don’t f***ing get it! They are still as clueless as ever. It is somewhat incomprehensible to me that given the last nine years of the Dictator Don reality TV show, these f***tards still fail to discern the meaning of his cabinet picks for the second term. Moronic pundits and MSM hosts and other talking heads want to believe that Dictator Don’s most absurd nomination picks are somehow trolling America or, my favorite rationalization, he’s “testing” the loyalty of RepubliKKKlans in the Senate. These notions are all wrong and once again evince that the idiotic political “experts” refuse to or don’t know how to “think” — dare I say — like The Don! when it comes to “deciphering” his actions specifically and the MAGA moron world at large. These f***tard experts can’t get out of the “Dictator Don is an unconventional politician who will stay within the lines of traditions and customs” mindset. This, of course, is all B.S.! I promise you that Dictator Don is nominating everyone he wants in his administration — nothing more, nothing less. The likes of Gaetz, Kennedy, Hegseth, and Gabbard are not “head-fakes” or “misdirection to distract from his other moves” or “sacrificial pawns to ensure he gets one nominee confirmed over another.” Dictator Don is not playing 4D chess, morons! He is not engaging in some mastermind political gamesmanship that no one has figured out. His selections are naked choices of the most manifest nature; he wants to put people in place who will destroy the government. It’s that simple, f***tards. Nothing more complicated than that.

Moreover, the Senate is irrelevant. Unfortunately, the MSM and Senators, themselves, have yet to apprehend this. It does not matter if they confirm his nominees. It is entirely inconsequential. If RepubliKKKlan Senators do, in fact, approve all of his choices, then that would be great for him; he’ll take the win. If Congress acquiesce to Dictator Don by adjourning, thereby relinquishing their oversight prerogative, then The Don! will take that win just as well. (I give 50-50 odds of Congress giving up power.) But let’s say Congress refuses to go into recess or the Senate refuses to confirm any or all of his picks; then I promise you that Dictator Don will install these people as cabinet heads nonetheless, for who the f*** is going to stop him? I’ll tell you who: No one! Not one f***ing soul. Not the courts, not SCOTUS, not Senators. (Dumbass Democrats can’t.) Nope! None of these people or institutions will do anything. If Dictator Don needs to unilaterally install his people in cabinet and other positions in government in contravention of the law, then that’s exactly what he’ll do. Full stop! The law no longer matters. The Constitution no longer matters. He’s not going to d*ck around like he did in his first term, trying to woo or convince his fellow party members to do his bidding. He’ll ask once, maybe twice, but after that, step aside! It will truly be his way or the highway this time around; make no mistake about it. Yet the idiots of the MSM and the political pundit class are wondering what he’ll do if the Senate does not bend the knee. Unless and until the MSM and the professional political punditry understand that the law and the Constitution no longer matter and nominees’ scandals and dirty laundry do not matter, then they will continue to misinterpret and misanalyze Dictator Don’s actions and choices. Trusting that The Don! will color within the lines is precisely the same conventional cluelessness and stupidity that caught everyone, including dumbass Democrats, off guard when Dictator Don won. Nothing ever changes. It’s still stupidity all the f***ing time. Every day, all day. Welcome to Stupid America. No one ever learns!

Dictator Don’s nomination of RFK Jr. to head up the HHS is the equivalent of Americans collectively shooting themselves in the head. But this is precisely what people voted for — more mass death as if gun violence in America is not enough. So, let’s throw a vaccine skeptic into the mix to lead the nation’s health priorities. I’m not shocked, and no one should be. This sh*t-for-brains country elected a moron to be president, and the Don is all set to put someone in charge of the nation’s health system that has no medical background and literally has a dead worm in his brain. What could possibly go wrong? This nomination truly deserves a lengthy post, but I’m just not up to it today. Maybe another time. But in short, f***tards of America just destroyed their healthcare, not to mention America’s soon-to-be diminishing leadership in the world on matters related to medicine and medical research. We are leaders no more! Brilliant! Just f***ing brilliant! Only in stupid America!

But I will, actually, write about some of the good ideas — to the extent I can find any silver lining — of RFK Jr., namely his forthcoming war on junk food, food additives, processed foods, national obesity, and pesticides. All these topics are antithetical to RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks. I’ll explain why presently, but needless to say, the hypocrisy is mind-numbing with RepubliKKKlans, but I expected nothing less. To hear the hoards of MAGA morons cheering RFK Jr. at any given Dictator Don rally is beyond infuriating because when it comes to his positions on improving the health of the nation through his “Make America Healthy Again,” these morons of America embrace him wholeheartedly. At the same time, RepubliKKKlans and the like roundly crucified a certain someone else in years past for advocating the exact same thing by a different name. Any morons out there know of whom I speak? Anyone? Anyone at all? Does Michelle Obama ring a bell? She had the Let’s Move initiative, which included getting better nutrition in school cafeterias and encouraging kids to be more active. The Obamas also created a White House vegetable garden. All these things the RepubliKKKlan Party and their ilk criticized Michelle Obama for being some sort of socialist who was going to tell Americans and their children what they could and could not eat. The howling was endless, as if “big government” would personally come into people’s homes and throw out their Ho-Hos, chips, cookies, and cakes. They’re coming for your salt! They’re going to confiscate your french fries! They’re going to ban sugar! God f***ing forbid that a Black woman should try to get Americans to be more healthy or, at the very least, be aware of what they are eating. God f***ing forbid! Then comes RFK Jr. with the exact same intentions, and now he’s the third coming of Christ (third only to Dictator Don, that is). What a f***ing G.D. joke! The hypocrisy is endless. Of course, I suspect the implementation and the reality of RFK Jr.’s plans will be much different, for we all know what happens when RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks, who are mostly obese, suddenly can’t get their favorite junk food. They’ll be up in arms! I can’t wait for this — honestly! Pitch forks out to preserve access to sugar, salt, and fat — America’s three favorite food groups!

Then we come to the issue of pesticides, which, on its face, is a legitimate concern, but there is a downside to tampering with how crops are treated for pests, fungi, and the like. And let’s not be fooled. RFK Jr. will not surgically tackle this issue — none of Dictator Don’s department head appointments are meant to navigate the bureaucracy deftly. He intends to destroy the function of HHS first and then pick up the pieces afterward. So what happens when RFK Jr. comes in with a sledgehammer to curb pesticides without a credible plan to treat America’s crops? I’ll tell you what happens: Crop failures. You think grocery prices are high now? Just you wait, f***tards. Just you wait. Again, I’m going right to the worst-case scenario because I’m thinking out of the box just as Dictator Don is selecting out-of-the-box candidates to come into the government and burn it all down. You morons are about to figure out the hard way what happens when government ceases to function. Good luck with that, you f***ing morons of the highest, highest f***ing order. You deserve this. You have no idea the hell that you’ve unleashed on yourself. Oh, well! Welcome to stupid America!

He shall from time to time give to the Congress Information of the State of the Union, and recommend to their Consideration such Measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient; he may, on extraordinary Occasions, convene both Houses, or either of them, and in Case of Disagreement between them, with Respect to the Time of Adjournment, he may adjourn them to such Time as he shall think proper; he shall receive Ambassadors and other public Ministers; he shall take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed, and shall Commission all the Officers of the United States.

Thank you, CNN, for reacquainting me with this section of the Constitution. The critical portion being, “[H]e may, on extraordinary Occasions, convene both Houses, or either of them, and in Case of Disagreement between them, with Respect to the Time of Adjournment, he may adjourn them to such Time as he shall think proper.” To elucidate on the text, “The second clause of Article II, Section 3 authorizes the President to convene or adjourn the Houses of Congress in certain circumstances. The President has frequently summoned both Houses into ‘extra’ or ‘special sessions’ for legislative purposes, and the Senate alone for the consideration of nominations and treaties. His power to adjourn the Houses has never been exercised.” You m*****f***ing moron voters of the highest f***ing order who f***ed around, and now you’re about to find the f*** out! Pay particular attention to the part that says, “His power to adjourn the Houses has never been exercised.” This is a constitutional crisis ripe for the picking, and I promise you that Dictator Don will not only test the constitutionality of his power but push the reading of the Constitution to the limit, no doubt, in the most perverted and absurd way. In short, Dictator Don will read this clause of the Constitution to adjourn all of Congress — permanently. And in so doing, lock in his dictatorial power.

Does this sound familiar? Anyone at all have an inkling of a historical parallel? Any morons out there know the answer? Anyone f***ard at all? Hint: Think Nazi Germany. More specifically, think of the Enabling Act of 1933. I suppose there is one significant difference. While the Reichstag willingly gave Hitler dictatorial powers, the powers of a dictator are written into the f***ing G.D. U.S. Constitution. Fan-f***ing-tastic! What does it say about our Constitution when the Executive branch can dismiss the Legislative branch indefinitely? It’s as if the Founding Fathers put a back door to kingship in the Constitution in plain sight. You guys really need to read up on this topic. Many of the Founding Fathers wanted the President to be more closely aligned with kingly powers than the constraints of federalism. And here we are!

In fact, I suspect SCOTUS would be more than eager to take up such an “interesting question” of Executive power. And God help us if SCOTUS applies their “history and tradition” standard to this case because they just might conclude that the Founding Fathers had always intended the Office of the Presidency to have near-kingly powers when necessary — the “when necessary” (read: “on extraordinary Occasions … he may adjourn them to such Time as he shall think proper” from above) being wholly defined by … wait for it … wait for it: The president. We already know that the six uber-conservative justices of SCOTUS prefer to defer to the president as part of their belief in the unitary executive theory. And I’m not sure what part of the rather plain language of the Constitution the originalists and textualists of SCOTUS would find objectionable to the Don’s takeover of Congress. We are so f***ed! You morons have no f***ing clue!

Let’s say Dictator Don declares, “You know what? I can’t get done what the people elected me to do because Congress is taking too long, or they refuse to act in accordance with the ‘mandate of the people,’ [read: me] so I’m going to dismiss the House and the Senate and do things myself — appoint people, write laws, etc.” No president has ever done this because voters over the course of 250 years have never elected a dictator until, of course, this sh*t-for-brains 21st-century version of America did last week. Who is going to stop him? His D.O.J. under Matt Gaetz? The D.O.D. under Pete Hegseth? The generals? RepubliKKKlan Representatives? RepubliKKKlan Senators? Red states? SCOTUS? Ha! If SCOTUS should declare Dictator Don overstepped his authority, then so what? What can SCOTUS do? As I’ve said countless times already, there is no enforcement branch of SCOTUS. There is no SCOTUS police to ensure their rulings are followed; we’ve taken it upon faith that the country will abide by SCOTUS’ decisions when, in fact, states (e.g., Mississippi) and presidents (e.g., Jackson) have a long history of ignoring the High Court. No, none of these people or institutions will stop him. Co-equal branches of government? Gone! Checks and balances? A pipe dream. Seperation of powers? Nonsense talk! But this is what people wanted, so now they’re getting it. Mark my words, you stupid, stupid people. Mark them well.

Ya know, part of what I do on this blog is imagine the fantastical and extreme cases because the rest of the idiot political pundit class, MSM, and dumbass Democrats have failed completely to anticipate the worst. Hell, Biden is still trying to play nice with Dictator Don while being painstakingly concerned about a peaceful transfer of power, as if that really f***ing matters at this point. Whatever! Biden is weak until the very end. I expected nothing less from him. But I digress, back to Dictator Don consolidating his plenary power under the terms of the Constitution. It is quite possible that Congress may just oblige him from the start. Maybe they will recess so he can appoint all his administrative leadership as he pleases quickly and in the shadows, without ever needing the Senate’s Advise and Consent prerogative. Perhaps they’ll just capitulate like the rest of the country. Again, just like the Enabling Act of 1933. And there we have it; we’ve come full circle, folks. No matter the route, we get back to the circumstance whereby Dictator Don takes complete control of the Executive and Legislative branches, with, no doubt, the blessing of the Judicial branch. Game, set, match! Democracy is dead, and you guys did it to yourselves. Don’t say that I didn’t warn you! Welcome to stupid America! I expected nothing less from this sh*t-for-brains country! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯