Welcome to Stupid America!

And so the dumbest political pundits and morons of the MSM still don’t f***ing get it! They are still as clueless as ever. It is somewhat incomprehensible to me that given the last nine years of the Dictator Don reality TV show, these f***tards still fail to discern the meaning of his cabinet picks for the second term. Moronic pundits and MSM hosts and other talking heads want to believe that Dictator Don’s most absurd nomination picks are somehow trolling America or, my favorite rationalization, he’s “testing” the loyalty of RepubliKKKlans in the Senate. These notions are all wrong and once again evince that the idiotic political “experts” refuse to or don’t know how to “think” — dare I say — like The Don! when it comes to “deciphering” his actions specifically and the MAGA moron world at large. These f***tard experts can’t get out of the “Dictator Don is an unconventional politician who will stay within the lines of traditions and customs” mindset. This, of course, is all B.S.! I promise you that Dictator Don is nominating everyone he wants in his administration — nothing more, nothing less. The likes of Gaetz, Kennedy, Hegseth, and Gabbard are not “head-fakes” or “misdirection to distract from his other moves” or “sacrificial pawns to ensure he gets one nominee confirmed over another.” Dictator Don is not playing 4D chess, morons! He is not engaging in some mastermind political gamesmanship that no one has figured out. His selections are naked choices of the most manifest nature; he wants to put people in place who will destroy the government. It’s that simple, f***tards. Nothing more complicated than that.

Moreover, the Senate is irrelevant. Unfortunately, the MSM and Senators, themselves, have yet to apprehend this. It does not matter if they confirm his nominees. It is entirely inconsequential. If RepubliKKKlan Senators do, in fact, approve all of his choices, then that would be great for him; he’ll take the win. If Congress acquiesce to Dictator Don by adjourning, thereby relinquishing their oversight prerogative, then The Don! will take that win just as well. (I give 50-50 odds of Congress giving up power.) But let’s say Congress refuses to go into recess or the Senate refuses to confirm any or all of his picks; then I promise you that Dictator Don will install these people as cabinet heads nonetheless, for who the f*** is going to stop him? I’ll tell you who: No one! Not one f***ing soul. Not the courts, not SCOTUS, not Senators. (Dumbass Democrats can’t.) Nope! None of these people or institutions will do anything. If Dictator Don needs to unilaterally install his people in cabinet and other positions in government in contravention of the law, then that’s exactly what he’ll do. Full stop! The law no longer matters. The Constitution no longer matters. He’s not going to d*ck around like he did in his first term, trying to woo or convince his fellow party members to do his bidding. He’ll ask once, maybe twice, but after that, step aside! It will truly be his way or the highway this time around; make no mistake about it. Yet the idiots of the MSM and the political pundit class are wondering what he’ll do if the Senate does not bend the knee. Unless and until the MSM and the professional political punditry understand that the law and the Constitution no longer matter and nominees’ scandals and dirty laundry do not matter, then they will continue to misinterpret and misanalyze Dictator Don’s actions and choices. Trusting that The Don! will color within the lines is precisely the same conventional cluelessness and stupidity that caught everyone, including dumbass Democrats, off guard when Dictator Don won. Nothing ever changes. It’s still stupidity all the f***ing time. Every day, all day. Welcome to Stupid America. No one ever learns!

Dictator Don’s nomination of RFK Jr. to head up the HHS is the equivalent of Americans collectively shooting themselves in the head. But this is precisely what people voted for — more mass death as if gun violence in America is not enough. So, let’s throw a vaccine skeptic into the mix to lead the nation’s health priorities. I’m not shocked, and no one should be. This sh*t-for-brains country elected a moron to be president, and the Don is all set to put someone in charge of the nation’s health system that has no medical background and literally has a dead worm in his brain. What could possibly go wrong? This nomination truly deserves a lengthy post, but I’m just not up to it today. Maybe another time. But in short, f***tards of America just destroyed their healthcare, not to mention America’s soon-to-be diminishing leadership in the world on matters related to medicine and medical research. We are leaders no more! Brilliant! Just f***ing brilliant! Only in stupid America!

But I will, actually, write about some of the good ideas — to the extent I can find any silver lining — of RFK Jr., namely his forthcoming war on junk food, food additives, processed foods, national obesity, and pesticides. All these topics are antithetical to RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks. I’ll explain why presently, but needless to say, the hypocrisy is mind-numbing with RepubliKKKlans, but I expected nothing less. To hear the hoards of MAGA morons cheering RFK Jr. at any given Dictator Don rally is beyond infuriating because when it comes to his positions on improving the health of the nation through his “Make America Healthy Again,” these morons of America embrace him wholeheartedly. At the same time, RepubliKKKlans and the like roundly crucified a certain someone else in years past for advocating the exact same thing by a different name. Any morons out there know of whom I speak? Anyone? Anyone at all? Does Michelle Obama ring a bell? She had the Let’s Move initiative, which included getting better nutrition in school cafeterias and encouraging kids to be more active. The Obamas also created a White House vegetable garden. All these things the RepubliKKKlan Party and their ilk criticized Michelle Obama for being some sort of socialist who was going to tell Americans and their children what they could and could not eat. The howling was endless, as if “big government” would personally come into people’s homes and throw out their Ho-Hos, chips, cookies, and cakes. They’re coming for your salt! They’re going to confiscate your french fries! They’re going to ban sugar! God f***ing forbid that a Black woman should try to get Americans to be more healthy or, at the very least, be aware of what they are eating. God f***ing forbid! Then comes RFK Jr. with the exact same intentions, and now he’s the third coming of Christ (third only to Dictator Don, that is). What a f***ing G.D. joke! The hypocrisy is endless. Of course, I suspect the implementation and the reality of RFK Jr.’s plans will be much different, for we all know what happens when RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks, who are mostly obese, suddenly can’t get their favorite junk food. They’ll be up in arms! I can’t wait for this — honestly! Pitch forks out to preserve access to sugar, salt, and fat — America’s three favorite food groups!

Then we come to the issue of pesticides, which, on its face, is a legitimate concern, but there is a downside to tampering with how crops are treated for pests, fungi, and the like. And let’s not be fooled. RFK Jr. will not surgically tackle this issue — none of Dictator Don’s department head appointments are meant to navigate the bureaucracy deftly. He intends to destroy the function of HHS first and then pick up the pieces afterward. So what happens when RFK Jr. comes in with a sledgehammer to curb pesticides without a credible plan to treat America’s crops? I’ll tell you what happens: Crop failures. You think grocery prices are high now? Just you wait, f***tards. Just you wait. Again, I’m going right to the worst-case scenario because I’m thinking out of the box just as Dictator Don is selecting out-of-the-box candidates to come into the government and burn it all down. You morons are about to figure out the hard way what happens when government ceases to function. Good luck with that, you f***ing morons of the highest, highest f***ing order. You deserve this. You have no idea the hell that you’ve unleashed on yourself. Oh, well! Welcome to stupid America!

He shall from time to time give to the Congress Information of the State of the Union, and recommend to their Consideration such Measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient; he may, on extraordinary Occasions, convene both Houses, or either of them, and in Case of Disagreement between them, with Respect to the Time of Adjournment, he may adjourn them to such Time as he shall think proper; he shall receive Ambassadors and other public Ministers; he shall take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed, and shall Commission all the Officers of the United States.

Thank you, CNN, for reacquainting me with this section of the Constitution. The critical portion being, “[H]e may, on extraordinary Occasions, convene both Houses, or either of them, and in Case of Disagreement between them, with Respect to the Time of Adjournment, he may adjourn them to such Time as he shall think proper.” To elucidate on the text, “The second clause of Article II, Section 3 authorizes the President to convene or adjourn the Houses of Congress in certain circumstances. The President has frequently summoned both Houses into ‘extra’ or ‘special sessions’ for legislative purposes, and the Senate alone for the consideration of nominations and treaties. His power to adjourn the Houses has never been exercised.” You m*****f***ing moron voters of the highest f***ing order who f***ed around, and now you’re about to find the f*** out! Pay particular attention to the part that says, “His power to adjourn the Houses has never been exercised.” This is a constitutional crisis ripe for the picking, and I promise you that Dictator Don will not only test the constitutionality of his power but push the reading of the Constitution to the limit, no doubt, in the most perverted and absurd way. In short, Dictator Don will read this clause of the Constitution to adjourn all of Congress — permanently. And in so doing, lock in his dictatorial power.

Does this sound familiar? Anyone at all have an inkling of a historical parallel? Any morons out there know the answer? Anyone f***ard at all? Hint: Think Nazi Germany. More specifically, think of the Enabling Act of 1933. I suppose there is one significant difference. While the Reichstag willingly gave Hitler dictatorial powers, the powers of a dictator are written into the f***ing G.D. U.S. Constitution. Fan-f***ing-tastic! What does it say about our Constitution when the Executive branch can dismiss the Legislative branch indefinitely? It’s as if the Founding Fathers put a back door to kingship in the Constitution in plain sight. You guys really need to read up on this topic. Many of the Founding Fathers wanted the President to be more closely aligned with kingly powers than the constraints of federalism. And here we are!

In fact, I suspect SCOTUS would be more than eager to take up such an “interesting question” of Executive power. And God help us if SCOTUS applies their “history and tradition” standard to this case because they just might conclude that the Founding Fathers had always intended the Office of the Presidency to have near-kingly powers when necessary — the “when necessary” (read: “on extraordinary Occasions … he may adjourn them to such Time as he shall think proper” from above) being wholly defined by … wait for it … wait for it: The president. We already know that the six uber-conservative justices of SCOTUS prefer to defer to the president as part of their belief in the unitary executive theory. And I’m not sure what part of the rather plain language of the Constitution the originalists and textualists of SCOTUS would find objectionable to the Don’s takeover of Congress. We are so f***ed! You morons have no f***ing clue!

Let’s say Dictator Don declares, “You know what? I can’t get done what the people elected me to do because Congress is taking too long, or they refuse to act in accordance with the ‘mandate of the people,’ [read: me] so I’m going to dismiss the House and the Senate and do things myself — appoint people, write laws, etc.” No president has ever done this because voters over the course of 250 years have never elected a dictator until, of course, this sh*t-for-brains 21st-century version of America did last week. Who is going to stop him? His D.O.J. under Matt Gaetz? The D.O.D. under Pete Hegseth? The generals? RepubliKKKlan Representatives? RepubliKKKlan Senators? Red states? SCOTUS? Ha! If SCOTUS should declare Dictator Don overstepped his authority, then so what? What can SCOTUS do? As I’ve said countless times already, there is no enforcement branch of SCOTUS. There is no SCOTUS police to ensure their rulings are followed; we’ve taken it upon faith that the country will abide by SCOTUS’ decisions when, in fact, states (e.g., Mississippi) and presidents (e.g., Jackson) have a long history of ignoring the High Court. No, none of these people or institutions will stop him. Co-equal branches of government? Gone! Checks and balances? A pipe dream. Seperation of powers? Nonsense talk! But this is what people wanted, so now they’re getting it. Mark my words, you stupid, stupid people. Mark them well.

Ya know, part of what I do on this blog is imagine the fantastical and extreme cases because the rest of the idiot political pundit class, MSM, and dumbass Democrats have failed completely to anticipate the worst. Hell, Biden is still trying to play nice with Dictator Don while being painstakingly concerned about a peaceful transfer of power, as if that really f***ing matters at this point. Whatever! Biden is weak until the very end. I expected nothing less from him. But I digress, back to Dictator Don consolidating his plenary power under the terms of the Constitution. It is quite possible that Congress may just oblige him from the start. Maybe they will recess so he can appoint all his administrative leadership as he pleases quickly and in the shadows, without ever needing the Senate’s Advise and Consent prerogative. Perhaps they’ll just capitulate like the rest of the country. Again, just like the Enabling Act of 1933. And there we have it; we’ve come full circle, folks. No matter the route, we get back to the circumstance whereby Dictator Don takes complete control of the Executive and Legislative branches, with, no doubt, the blessing of the Judicial branch. Game, set, match! Democracy is dead, and you guys did it to yourselves. Don’t say that I didn’t warn you! Welcome to stupid America! I expected nothing less from this sh*t-for-brains country! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh! Where to f***ing begin on this topic, which is next in my series of posts describing what life will be like under a second Dictator Don administration. The chaos he will bring to the military and his abusive use of it are particularly concerning. Let’s begin with his nominee for Secretary of the Defense, Pete Hegseth, a Fox News host. Oh, I mean some guy who served in the Minnesota Army National Guard and was deployed to the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, rising to the rank of Major. In short, Hegseth is utterly unqualified for the position, but that is the least of America’s concerns, for what he lacks in experience, he more than makes up for in his White Christian Nationalist ideology and uncritical, blind loyalty to Dictator Don. It’s literally written all over his body. Nothing says commitment to a cause or idea like a tattoo!

The Bulwark provides an exposé as they write in part, “HEGSETH HAS NEVER BEEN SUBTLE about any of this; his tattoos are like a collage of aggressive bumper stickers such as you might see on the back of a truck with steer horns over the windshield. Importantly, ‘Deus Vult’ has never been interpreted as a call for spiritual combat—for reflection and prayer. It has always been understood as a call for violent action, for blood. This interpretation remains consistent in its widespread adoption by the Christian far right around the world, including by some who marched on the Capitol on January 6th, and one who perpetrated shocking white supremacist violence against Muslims in New Zealand. The story that emerges from Hegseth’s sleeve is a familiar one; it provides a veritable checklist of today’s Christian nationalist folklore. Among many who espouse a union of church and state, gun tattoos such as Hegseth’s amount to a kind of spiritual kitsch, a younger and more radical generation’s version of putting a framed print of Albrecht Dürer’s study of praying hands on the dining room wall. The iconography of weaponry is ubiquitous: Hegseth has used his Instagram profile to advertise silencers, ammunition, and soaps shaped like grenades.”

So! This is what a sh*t-for-brains country wanted when they elected Dictator Don as president. A White Nationalist to oversee the largest, most powerful armed forces on the planet. A man who is hostile to women, Muslims, the LGBTQ community, Blacks, and any other minority in the armed services. Get ready for a return to Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. Un-f***ing-believable! People allegedly voted for Dictator Don, in part, to bring peace to the world and keep America out of wars (although we’re not in any), yet RepubliKKKlans are about to install a person who is in the nuclear chain of command who has “God’s Will” inked on his arm alongside other symbols of violence and war. This Hegseth guy will not hesitate to unleash the military on the citizens and post the military in “blue” cities as occupying forces. Mark my words! What could possibly go wrong?

And let me say this unequivocally as an aside: Dictator Don will get every nominee he wants appointed to whatever post he wants, either by hook or crook. Do not expect the Senate to stand up to the Don! They! Will! Not! Dictator Don will go around them if he needs to. On the off chance that the Senate denies confirmation, Dictator Don will install the people he wants nonetheless, for what can anyone do about it? You think the courts have the power to stop “illegal” appointments? Not! So, it really doesn’t matter what Senators or any other politician thinks. Dictator Don is going to do whatever he wants with impunity. Mark my words, f***tards. Mark them well! And I haven’t even started on the forthcoming military purge. I’ll have a separate post on that topic. Dictator Don with get his Nazi generals come hell or high water. None of this should be a surprise to anyone, especially voters. And if it is, then clearly, people have not been paying attention. (Well, of course, they weren’t paying attention. No one ever does. Because no one cares. You know what voters did? They checked into politics for one month after Labor Day, selectively paying attention to what Dictator Don said about inflation, and saw that a Black woman was his opponent. They then voted accordingly. The rest is history. But I digress)

Oh, and just so you f***tards are well aware: The military will not stand up to Dictator Don. They will not protect the Constitution. They will capitulate just like the rest of the country has. Mark my words, morons. Mark them well! People in the military will gladly do Dictator Don’s bidding to keep their jobs and positions. In fact, dare I say, I think most of the military would welcome the chaos and wars that will surely follow in a Dictator Don administration. What the f*** is the military good for if it’s never used? You can’t find glory in peacetime, and trust me when I say most of these Soldiers, Marines, Sailors, and Airmen want to be heroes. Good luck with that, you morons of America! You just killed the country. Welcome to stupid America. The end is coming, just as I predicted. But all you morons didn’t believe me. Oh, well! You made your bed; now we all have to lie in it.

Continuing in my series, I tackle the environment next. In short, you f***ing f***tards of the highest m*****f***ing order. You stupid, stupid, stupid voters! What the f*** have you done?!?! F*** me! Eh, more like f*** you! I suppose this is where the youth vote was expected to step up and save their future planet — literally. But as expected and right on cue, they failed. The youth of this sh*t-for-brains country put their misogyny and racism above the actual f***ing world in which they live. Recall that one of the first things Dictator Don did in his first term was immediately withdraw America from the Paris Climate Accord. He actually took a hit in his approval as a result. Come January 2025, he will withdraw America again from the climate pact. Christ! The world can no longer trust America. (That’s a topic for another post and worthy of fulsome discussion because America’s diminishing standing in the world is the worst possible consequence for the country of re-electing Dictator Don. But I digress.) I predict that when he pulls out of the mutual climate agreement, which nearly every other country on the planet has joined, there will barely be a blimp in his approval rating. People simply won’t care. It will be the first of many, many shrug moments. This time around, the populace will roll their eyes and move on, holding no one in the administration of Dictator Don accountable for anything he does in office.

Then we have Dictator Don’s pick to head up the EPA — the Environmental Protection Agency for the, no doubt, morons out there that have no idea what any of these important acronyms mean. Salon gets to the point, “President-elect Donald Trump tapped New York Republican Lee Zeldin Monday to be his new head of the Environmental Protection Agency, further signaling his intention to oppose government action to address climate change. … Zeldin has a 14 percent rating from the League of Conservation Voters, with the organization finding he opposed 51 out of 53 climate change bills on which he voted from 2015 to 2023. Because Zeldin represented a Long Island district, he has supported conservation measures that focus on Long Island coastlines. At the same time, he opposed clean water legislation at least 12 times and clean air legislation at least six times.” So much for progressing on climate issues. It’s always two steps back because that’s what this sh*t-for-brains country wants. This nation of f***tards couldn’t row in the same direction for more than four years if everyone’s life depended on it. Well, this is literally everyone’s life at stake because we’re talking about protecting the f***ing environment. Oh, and before I forget, climate change is part of the reason for higher food prices — you know, that singular excuse that people used to justify voting for Dictator Don. As climate change worsens, crop failures will continue to increase, limiting food supplies which causes — wait for it … wait for it — inflation! Whatever! I give up with this sh*t-for-brains country. Ya’ll are f***ing idiots, and you did this to yourself. I have no sympathy for any Dictator Don votes. I hope you die from whatever this new administration unleashes on you — take away your health care, your vaccines, your birth control, your access to abortions. You name it! If it hurts RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, or QAnon kooks, then I’m all for it.

Not to mention, America doesn’t want to be the leader in climate change mitigation. Nope! Of course, not! I expected nothing less! Let’s not lead anymore. In fact, as Salon states, “And if Trump dismantles our democracy, as many fear will be the case, and the world’s greatest power, the U.S., becomes — in essence — a petrostate, it’s game over for climate action full stop.” Bingo! Bingo! Bingo! In one election cycle, America goes from caring about the future of the planet’s climate under Biden to a desire to be, as Senator McCain said of Russia, “a gas station masquerading as a country.” Fan-f***ing-tastic! America is following in the footsteps of Russia. Only in stupid America! This is what Americans want. Oh, well! F*** climate change is the new mantra. Mark my words! Mark them well. We will get dirtier air and water, and no one f***ing cares. And the youth helped to deliver this new reality. You f***tards did this to yourselves. But whatever. I don’t f***ing care at this point anyway. The rest of the world, with the help of America, is going to blow past the 1.5-degree Celsius threshold anyway, which is the point of no return. I won’t be around to endure the consequences of a country and a world that trashed the planet and literally has to live in a worldwide cesspool. Eh, so f*** you guys! It’s all a hoax, right? Welcome to stupid America!

Well, it took a mere eight to 24 hours for the MSM to fully get on board the Dictator Don bandwagon, and their supine boot-licking continues as they try to convince us that Dictator Don’s Cabinet picks so far, at the time of this writing, are somehow a relief. Right on cue, they are missing the point. Allow me to cut through their B.S. for you f***tards. To be sure, Dictator Don’s Cabinet Secretary picks are all f***ing window-dressing; they are the veneer on top of a rotting administration being quietly assembled underneath. It’s not the heads of departments that should worry citizens; it is the underlings a few levels down the chain that should be concerning. Indeed, it is these no-names that are the true menace. Somehow, the MSM is losing sight of the fact that Cabinet Secretaries will not be allowed to run their departments or pick their leadership as they wish. No, the Dictator Don administration will choose the deputies and directors under the Secretaries. Those people will be the movers and the shakers, and the Cabinet Secretaries will simply have to live with the MAGA morons selected to work under them by someone else. Dictator Don will run policy with an iron fist. The Secretaries are merely the mouthpieces, not the decision-makers. Mark my words, morons. Mark them well. Mark them just as sincerely as I warned you for years before the election. This is precisely the same admonition I’ve been screaming at you idiots since Dictator Don lost in 2020. Eh, whatever. No one cares. This is what people voted for.

And one more point. Dictator Don is inviting future chaos. Don’t think for a minute that his second term will be any less chaotic than his first. The man thrives on tumult and agitation. Some of these “mainstream” Cabinet Secretaries appear ripe for quick dismissal in a few months because Dictator Don can’t not avoid the spectacle of shaking things up on a whim. It’s in his nature, and to be brutally honest — and as I’ve said hundreds of times before — the morons of America who elected him want the upheaval. In no small part, this sh*t-for-brains country wants the sh*t-show! People are bored all too often. They elected Dictator Don as the entertainer-in-chief for which Americans have an insatiable longing. I can’t. I just can’t anymore with the stupid. Welcome to stupid America. As dumb as it’s ever been! I told you so first, as always!

Continuing in my series, I turn to the plight of the immigrant. First, they came for the illegal immigrants with criminal records, and I did not speak out — because I was not a criminal. Remember those words. According to The Hill, “Incoming ‘border czar’ Tom Homan said Monday that President-elect Trump’s administration will crank up workplace raids as part of its broader immigration crackdown. … Homan, an early proponent of the ‘zero tolerance’ policy that separated more than 4,000 children from their parents in the first Trump administration, said he will prioritize ‘public safety threats and national security threats’ for deportation as border czar. But Homan said foreign nationals with orders of deportation ‘became a fugitive,’ suggesting immigrants without criminal records but with final orders of deportation would be high on the list of deportation priorities.”

So, this is what Americans wanted — a return to child separation, for starters. Those who didn’t know better are about to discover that they should have listened to Dictator Don a little bit closer and believed what he said on the campaign trail. (Although, I dare say that he told voters precisely what they wanted him to say, including Lanitos.) Oh, well. However, the key thing to focus on here is the person who will be in charge as Border Czar. Not only is he going to disrupt families with glee, but he’ll eagerly disrupt companies that no doubt supported a Dictator Don presidency because of “tax breaks” and “small businesses.” Oh, those f***tards f***ed around, and they’re about to find out. And don’t for a second think they will only target immigrants who have criminal records. Not! What part of RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons calling immigrants “illegal” do these idiot voters (especially Latinos) not understand? As far as these soon-to-be members of the Dictator Don administration are concerned, if you cross the border, then you are by definition a criminal, so you don’t need to have been convicted of anything; your existence in this country makes you, um, ILLEGAL! So, out you go. It doesn’t matter if you arrived last week, last year, or two decades ago — married with children — you’re going to get deported. He did it in his first term, and now these actions will be in overdrive. But don’t worry. I’m sure there are plenty of machismo men who voted for Dictator Don, knowing their parents came into and remained in the country illegally. These are the same men who couldn’t bring themselves to save their family and vote for a woman — GASP! But, as always with this sh*t-for-brains country, idiots always think Dictator Don is not talking about them. Oh, no! It’s always the other guy. Good luck with that, f***tards! People get the government they deserve and desire. Better get the cattle cars ready. They’re coming for you, f***tards — the brown people! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Did I mention that America has actually done this brown round-up before? It was called Operation Wetback. During this mass deportation, U.S. citizens were removed. So, brown citizens may not be immune. To you, Lantios, who voted for Dictator Don, congratulations, morons! You guys better have your papers — literally — on you at all times. Get a passport and pretend you live in a foreign country that can stop and frisk you at any time, demanding your papers. You know, like Nazi Germany! This is the country you f***tards voted for, and it’s the state of affairs you’re going to get in spades! You did this to yourself. And to be honest, there is no small part of me that hopes this happens as Dictator Don laid out. I hope the round-ups happen! I hope brown citizens get mistakenly deported! I hope there is a great deal of pain and suffering! Why do I hope for these things? Because elections have consequences, and this sh*t-for-brains country seems to forget this maxim every f***ing time. So, America and Americans need to go through some things before they remember or, dare I say, learn. (Who am I kidding? Americans are unlearnable idiots.) Morons just need to suffer! Have I mentioned that you guys did this to yourselves? You will rue the day you ever voted for Dictator Don because — prices! You thought you were electing someone to help you with the cost of living. I guess what you really should be thinking about is the cost of living in your country of origin. Ha! Ha! I’m dying of laughter. I can’t wait for the first Latino “bro” who voted for Dictator Don that has his illegal immigrant parents deported. I can’t f***ing wait! And mark my words; in his second term, his administration will be far more effective and efficient than the first, so while you may see the usual bungling and chaos at the top, his minions will execute the Don’s policies with far more ruthlessness and alacrity.

Oh, but I have more! According to CNN, “The League of United Latin American Citizens, the oldest Hispanic civil rights organization in the United States, is securing money and lawyers to fight what it is already calling potential ‘vicious, malevolent, cruel and ruthless’ immigration policies. … A lawyer with the American Civil Liberties Union says its planning for legal challenges is already well advanced. ‘We have been preparing for a second Trump term for nearly a year, with a focus on the most draconian possible policies, including the threat to use the military for deportation, which is flatly illegal,’ said Lee Gelernt, an ACLU attorney who argued many of the most high-profile cases during Trump’s first term.” Oh, you stupid, stupid people. I know they mean well, but seriously, Dictator Don is not going to let the law stand in his way, especially since SCOTUS gave him plenary power. From SCOTUS’ immunity ruling, “The indictment’s allegations that Trump attempted to pressure the Vice President to take particular acts in connection with his role at the certification proceeding thus involve official conduct, and Trump is at least presumptively immune from prosecution for such conduct [“official,” which SCOTUS never defines explicitly, by design; they leave that to Dictator Don]. The question then becomes whether that presumption of immunity is rebutted under the circumstances. It is the Government’s burden to rebut the presumption of immunity [emphasis added].” Not only did SCOTUS give Dictator Don the presumption of immunity for official conduct (read: basically everything he does while in office), but they also shifted the burden to the government to prove he’s not immune. Who is the government under Dictator Don? The Don! So, look, morons, he will do whatever he wants under this new standard of basically shoot first, ask questions later. Welcome to stupid America!

According to NBC News, “Qatar has halted its mediation efforts between Israel and Hamas, citing a lack of willingness from both sides to engage constructively, according to a diplomatic source briefed on the matter. Qatar’s participation hinged on both parties demonstrating real interest in resolving the conflict, according to the diplomat. Qatari officials, however, concluded that recent negotiation efforts have been more focused on optics than peace efforts.” This is absolutely a direct consequence of the U.S. presidential election. They’re not saying it outright, but it is clear. Yes, neither side really wanted a peace deal, but at least the Biden Administration kept the two sides at the table despite any fruitful progress — better to be talking than not. Now, the charade is over. Israel will continue the “genocide” unencumbered. Whatever minimal pressure Biden was able to force upon Israel is gone for good. Imagine Israel unleashed on Gaza, the West Bank, and Lebanon now. Morons!

Who is to blame? American Muslims, in part. According to Politico, “Unofficial results show Trump received the most votes in Dearborn, with 42 percent, while Harris earned 36 percent — a 33 percentage point drop from when Biden won Dearborn in 2020. Green party candidate Jill Stein collected 18 percent.” To be sure, Muslims did not singlehandedly give Dictator Don his victory, but they sure got their wish, and they helped him. To that, I say: Elections have consequences, and I am utterly unbothered by the ongoing devastation Israel unleashes on Gaza and other Palestinians, destruction that Dictator Don will now rubber stamp. Oh, well, f***tards. Many of you refused to support Harris because of her “endorsement” of genocide. Yet, Dictator Don will give his unconditional approval to that exact same genocide. Great decision, idiots. Real slick move. And these American Muslim f***tards deserve what they get, here and overseas. Whatever! I don’t care. Any sympathy I had is out the window. You come for my democracy, then I’m wishing death and destruction on your homeland! I will not shed a tear!

Furthermore, as Politico reports, “‘They [Muslims in Dearborn, Michigan] didn’t vote for Trump because they believe Trump is the best candidate,’ said Osama Siblani, publisher of the Arab American News. ‘No, they voted for Trump because they want to punish the Democrats and Harris.’” I agree with that sentiment! American Muslims wanted to punish Harris, so I’m all for Dictator Don punishing American Muslims and their families abroad in return. Let the return of the Muslim bans begin! (As you can probably tell, I’m not the forgiving liberal type — never have been. I am the backbone for which dumbass Democrats should be looking.) I want to exact retributions against those who do not put the best interests of America’s democracy first. Not MAGA. That is something else. These f***ing Muslims put the welfare of their Palestinian families aboard and their emotions above the need to preserve our democracy at home from a dictator. When given the chance to vote for or against democracy, they voted against it. This is unforgivable! If they want to help their families in Gaza and the West Bank, then f***ing move there, take up arms, and fight. Don’t f***ing undermine America’s democracy because you’re pissy. You stupid m*****f***ing G.D. morons! Again, elections have consequences. So, good luck with what you’ve brought upon yourselves and your kin! Send these Dictator Don Muslim supporters back to the country from whence they came! Now, that’s a mass deportation policy I can get behind! Welcome to stupid America. The end is here — right now — for at least some of you undesirables. To harsh? I think not!

Christ-on-the-m*****f***ing-Cross! I can’t f***ing stand these weeping liberals on talk radio and podcasts following Harris’s loss. It is precisely this emotional weakness that f***ing lost us the election in the first f***ing place. F*** me! Seriously! F*** me! It just manifests weakness. Weakness! Weakness! Weakness! For whatever f***ed up reason, dumbass Democrats, progressives, liberals, et al. can’t seem to channel the right emotions to win. Unlike RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks, who channel their hate and fear to victory, the Left constantly worries about offending the other side. Always too cautious. Always too accommodating. Always seeking approval from the Right. That is weakness! F***ing weakness! F***! How many times must I say it? How many times before people get it? You don’t see me weeping. I never shed a tear because Harris failed. It’s not because I wished she would lose. Far from it! I’m just f***ing pissed, and I’m going to stay that way for at least the next four years. I’m already plotting ways to cut out MAGA moron acquaintances from my life. Before Tuesday, I tolerated them, but I no longer see the need to do so. This is exactly the type of social retribution that liberals should be engaging. Part of the problem is that dumbass Democrats always want to heal and bring the other side together. F*** that! I’m sorry, but you can’t reconcile with a side of the country that hates democracy and voted for fascism. Why is this so f***ing hard to understand? War is coming, f***tards! I get this. RepubliKKKlans et al. understand this. But you have liberals still weeping. We’re doomed. Welcome to stupid America! As usual, dumbass Democrats bring their weeping to a knife fight. And people wonder why dumbass Democrats lost.

Once again, allow myself to quote myself, “I have said this more times than I can count: If younger generations always vote more progressively than previous generations, then we’d be living in a f***ing utopia right now. Do you see an American utopia? I don’t. Not even f***ing close. Yet, I keep hearing dumbass Democrats and other f***tard progressive political pundits, who claim to be ‘experts,’ that the youth vote is going to save America from another traitor trump presidency. Are you f***ing kidding me?!?!” Now conferatur from an article from The Guardian, “As a whole, Kamala Harris won voters between the ages of 18 and 29 by six points. But preliminary exit polling indicates that Donald Trump opened up a 16-point gender gap between young men and young women: 56% of men between the ages of 18 and 29 voted for Trump while just 40% of their female peers did so.”

I hate to keep bragging (not really), but I must because it would seem at this point I’m one of few with a liberal political bent that actually has a better understanding of America than the professional, progressive political class of pundits and “experts.” I saw this coming from a mile away for the very reasons I stated above, namely, generations regress. It happens all the time, and now we are in an era of pure, unmitigated regression. We are going back, to borrow a phrase. Gen Z is growing increasingly in love with an authoritarian Don. Full stop! Welcome to stupid America. Dumbass Democrats still haven’t figured it out. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯