Welcome to Stupid America!

According to CBS News, “Iran’s IRIB state TV network reported Wednesday that it had ‘obtained’ a draft of the ‘Islamabad Framework’ – a memorandum of understanding taking shape with the U.S. that would see the countries agree to extend their ceasefire and reopen the Strait of Hormuz, while also launching direct negotiations on more contentious matters. … It said the draft includes a commitment from the U.S. to lift its blockade of Iranian ports and vessels. In return, Iran would restore the flow of commercial shipping through the Persian Gulf and the Sea of Oman, through the Strait of Hormuz, to pre-war levels within one month.”

This is the deal that Dictator Don has been waiting for; essentially, a return to the status quo before the bombing started: Reopen the Strait of Hormuz and the withdrawal of the U.S. Navy from its blockade of Iran. Of course, this is followed by a “commitment” to discuss all the other points of a “peace deal,” which The Don! will eventually allow to fade into the background. I promise that once the Strait is open, he’ll lose (along with voters and the MSM) all interest in the situation he created. Negotiations will drag on for the rest of his term, neither advancing nor retreating. As I said weeks ago, this war is over. No one wants to fight, and the “peace” will look remarkably identical to 27 February 2026 — a quiet, persistent tension in the region, but nothing about which anyone is willing to do something to resolve. Nothing is ever going to be done about hampering Iran’s nuclear ambitions. It was never a genuine concern of The Don! anyway, no matter how many times he professed it was. Just ask Iranians about his commitment to liberate the country from a theocracy. In short, back to the way it ever was. Dictator Don slinks away from yet another disaster unscathed. Fan-f***ing-tastic! Whatever!

And no one will care. Once again, Dictator Don creates a mess, and everyone else has to live with the consequences and clean up his mess, never holding him accountable. So, the other Gulf States will have to manage living in proximity to an increasingly hostile and agitated Iran that feels more emboldened to flex its political and war-making powers. Good luck with that. As for Israel, well, Bibi just has to live with The Don! walking away, resolving nothing. And right on cue, Bibi will, no doubt, praise the Idiot-in-Chief for God knows what as the usual boot-licking parting gift.

As for domestic criticism of Dictator Don’s failed war and Iranian policy, I say this: What critics? Enough said. Ask Cornyn how his criticisms of The Don! worked out. No one will cross El Duce.

And the ultimate kicker is that all this will happen in time for oil and gas prices to return to “norm” just before the 2026 midterm elections, and voters will forgive it all. This, I promise you. It never f***ing fails because voters have the memory of a gold fish, and every f***tard voter looks at gas prices and thinks they’re a f***ing economist. Thus, low prices at the pump mean El Duce is great, and everything is humming along, so let’s keep RepubliKKKlans in the halls of power to do even more destruction. And don’t believe those “analysts” and “experts” who say gas prices will not return to pre-war levels until 2027. That is stupid thinking. Granted, they will not fall like a rock once the Strait is open, as the Idiot-in-Chief asserts. Gas prices will drop at roughly the same pace at which they rose. The average gas price has dropped by $0.10 over the past week amid rumors of a (flawed) deal, while the U.S. and Iran are still exchanging light fire. Dropped on nothing happening! Thus, prices will retreat faster than expected, and the short-term impacts on the economy will be quickly forgotten; the long-term consequences will never materialize. As I said, all will be forgiven just as voters forgave and forgot everything Dictator Don did before he got re-elected. Mark my words, morons. Mark them well! Never mind, America lost this war to Iran. Embarrassing, and no one gives a f***! Wow! MAGA! Am I right? Happy days are soon to be here again, because of course. The Don! always gets away with it. Always! Welcome to stupid America!

Texas Democrats, put down your yard signs. Fold up your canvassing maps. Return that rented bus. Ken Paxton — impeached, investigated, Dictator Don-endorsed, and running on fumes of pure audacity — is going to win the Texas Senate seat in November. Allow me to detail just a few reasons why Dumbacrats are, once again and forever, getting high on their own supply of hopeium. They’ll never learn until the Democratic Party realizes it needs to be razed and reimagined into a political force with the ruthlessness and desire to consistently win everywhere, not just sometimes in a few places.

He Survived Being Impeached. That’s Actually a Superpower. Most politicians, upon being impeached by their own party for allegedly accepting bribes and abusing the power of their office, might reflect, reconsider, or at a minimum take a spa day. Paxton was impeached in 2023 for allegedly accepting bribes and abusing the power of his office — and responded by running for higher office. This is not a liability. This is an origin story. In Texas, getting impeached and surviving is the political equivalent of bench-pressing a truck. Voters love a man who cannot be stopped by accountability.

A Court Handed His Accusers $6.6 Million. Surely That Helps. A judge awarded $6.6 million to whistleblowers who reported Paxton to the FBI. What does this tell us? Ken Paxton generates economic activity. Jobs were created. Lawyers were paid. A whole ecosystem of accountability proceedings flourished under his watch. This is stimulus spending. Democrats claim to care about workers — well, those whistleblower attorneys have mortgages too.

Dictator Don Endorsed Him, and That Is Simply That. The Don! endorsed Paxton, dealing a massive political blow to longtime Sen. John Cornyn. In a lengthy post on Truth Social, he said that Paxton has been “extremely loyal” to him and the MAGA movement. Loyalty. In Texas. To El Duce. It’s like finding out your horse has a turbo engine. Democrats can’t out-loyal this. They’ve tried running on healthcare, voting rights, and climate — none of which are turbo engines. Because no one cares about those pesky fundamental rights and issues.

The Democrat Running Against Him Is Polling Ahead, Which Is Irrelevant. Yes, yes. A University of Texas poll shows Democrat James Talarico winning by 8 points in a Paxton matchup, and Texas Public Opinion Research shows Talarico leading by 5 points against Paxton. But ask yourself: Have you met Texas? Polls in Texas are a form of performance art. They exist to give Democrats feelings, which they will then have, and then lose. This is a tradition.

Even Texas RepubliKKKlans Are Worried. Adorable. Texas RepubliKKKlans have expressed concern about how Paxton would fare in the general election. One Texas state representative said that “Ken Paxton would be a disaster for Texas conservatives!” Concern noted. Filed and shredded! This is the same state that has repeatedly re-elected Paxton despite the FBI referrals, the impeachment, the whistleblowers, and what can only be described as a highlight reel of alleged misconduct. “Concern” in Texas is what happens right before people vote for him anyway. But of course! I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Then We Have the Tried and True Christian Hypocrisy, Which They Roundly Ignore. Ken Paxton, a proud champion of Christian family values, has built his political brand on defending the sanctity of marriage — other people’s marriages, specifically. A fierce culture warrior who has attended Stonebriar Community Church, Paxton has never let a well-documented extramarital affair with a younger political donor slow his roll as Texas’s foremost moral guardian. Indeed, his ability to sue states over LGBTQ rights, invoke Scripture in press releases, and simultaneously conduct a years-long affair with a woman he helped get a job is a kind of theological multitasking that most Christians simply lack the stamina for. In Paxton’s Texas, “thou shalt not commit adultery” is less a commandment and more a loose suggestion — one that applies firmly to everyone except the man enforcing it. His constituents, bless their hearts, have rewarded this breathtaking hypocrisy with multiple election victories, proving that in Texas, waving a Bible matters considerably more than reading one!

Texas Democrats: You have a compelling candidate, favorable polling, a historically bad opponent with a historically bad record, and genuine momentum. Which means, statistically, you’re right on schedule for a demoralizing near-miss that will be written up as “could Texas be turning blue?” in a magazine that nobody in Texas will read. Ken Paxton will win because Texas gonna Texas. And if he doesn’t — I guess I’ll be wrong. Welcome to stupid America! Fat, stupid, and corrupt! Yee-haw!

So, I cheated on this post and used AI, but it’s fair to say that The Don! has explicitly claimed that a peace agreement or breakthrough with Iran was close, within reach, or “largely negotiated” at least six distinct times since the joint U.S.-Israeli military operation against Iran began on February 28, 2026. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5]  His statements have repeatedly shifted between imminent peace declarations and threats of renewed military action. [3] 

Timeline of the Dictator Don’s “Close to a Deal” Claims:

• Late March 2026 (The 15-Point Plan): Trump stated that the U.S. and Iran were “in negotiations right now” and claimed Tehran was eager to make a peace deal after intermediaries delivered a 15-point ceasefire proposal. Iran publicly dismissed the terms as “excessive.”
• April 1, 2026 (The “Blasting” Ultimatum): Trump claimed Iran had actively asked the U.S. for a ceasefire. He stated the U.S. would consider it only once the Strait of Hormuz was opened. Iranian officials called the claim “false and baseless.”
• April 14, 2026 (The Two-Day Resumption): Trump told reporters that U-S.-Iran peace talks were on the verge of resuming “in the next two days.”
• April 17, 2026 (The Hormuz Signal): Trump signaled that a deal was “very close,” coinciding with a temporary local announcement that Iran would lift its blockade on shipping.
• May 18, 2026 (The Delayed Attack): Trump announced he had delayed a scheduled major airstrike against Iran for “two or three days” because Gulf allies informed him they were “getting very close to making a deal.”
• May 23–24, 2026 (The “Largely Negotiated” Framework): Trump posted on Truth Social that a Memorandum of Understanding pertaining to peace had been “largely negotiated” and that final details would be announced shortly. However, less than 24 hours later, following heavy criticism from Republican senators, Trump partially walked back the urgency, posting he would not “rush into a deal.” [1, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13] 

According to updates from Fox News, White House officials report that a framework agreement is “95% there,” but Trump has given negotiators a “5 to 7 day” window to address key sticking points regarding Iran’s nuclear stockpile and permanent sovereignty over the Strait of Hormuz. Iranian state media has labeled Trump’s latest claims of an imminent final agreement as “inconsistent with reality.” [4, 14, 15] 

Now, back to my commentary. What’s more infuriating is that the MSM fails every single f***ing time to report on this “news” critically. The Idiot-in-Chief gets ahead of his skis by tweeting or announcing something that turns out to be a lie, and the MSM immediately goes into “breaking news” mode: “Trump says a deal with Iran is near.” Rather than being skeptical of yet another baseless claim, the MSM just repeats whatever The Don! says, spending air time speculating about the details of the agreement instead of first calling B.S.! They never mention that Dictator Don has misled the public no less than six times about “ending” the war. Invariably, Dictator Don has to walk back his previous statements. It’s an endless cycle of crying wolf, yet the MSM and public never learn. It’s only after Iran provides a more accurate assessment of negotiations by declaring, “Um, not so fast,” that everyone’s expectations return to Earth. What a joke! Welcome to stupid America!

[1] [https://www.theguardian.com](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/may/23/trump-ceasefire-iran-strait-of-hormuz)

[2] [https://www.nytimes.com](https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/24/world/middleeast/trump-iran-peace-deal-strait-hormuz.html)

[3] [https://www.pbs.org] (https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/a-timeline-of-trumps-shifting-statements-about-how-long-the-iran-war-will-last)

[4] [https://www.dw.com] (https://www.dw.com/en/iran-war-donald-trump-says-deal-largely-negotiated/live-77276381)

[5] [https://www.cnbc.com] (https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/24/trump-iran-war-negotiations.html)

[6] [https://www.nbcnews.com](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/us-iran-officials-signal-progress-negotiations-fragile-ceasefire-war-rcna346636)

[7] [https://www.latimes.com](https://www.latimes.com/politics/story/2026-03-25/iran-dismisses-trumps-peace-plan-as-deceptive-as-u-s-deploys-more-troops-to-mideast)

[8] [https://en.wikipedia.org](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Iran_war_ceasefire)

[9] [https://www.youtube.com](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9Po2NpWr8DI)

[10] [https://www.instagram.com](https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYtzErkCTBT/)

[11] [https://www.instagram.com](https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYf2b1xilK8/)

[12] [https://www.rferl.org] (https://www.rferl.org/a/iran-trump-ceasefire-negotiations-pakistan-mediation/33763328.html)

[13] [https://thehill.com](https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5893351-us-iran-agreement-strait-reopening/)

[14] [https://www.theguardian.com](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/may/23/trump-ceasefire-iran-strait-of-hormuz)

[15] [https://www.foxnews.com] (https://www.foxnews.com/live-news/trump-iran-peace-deal-hormuz-may-24)

As Dictator Don successfully forced the cancellation of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, morons of America still fail to apprehend how he is a fascist. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to listen to f***tard MAGA morons call a talk radio show and demand an example of how The Don! is acting like a fascist. Well, here’s a good start.

In the early years of the Third Reich, comedians and cabaret performers were among the first cultural figures targeted because satire threatened the regime’s image of absolute authority. The Nazis understood that jokes could undermine fear, expose hypocrisy, and weaken propaganda.

• After Adolf Hitler became Chancellor of the Third Reich in 1933, the government rapidly censored cabarets, theaters, radio programs, and newspapers that contained political humor or criticism.
• Independent cabaret culture in cities like Berlin — famous during the Weimar Republic for sharp political satire — was dismantled. Venues were closed or forced into ideological conformity.
• Jewish comedians, writers, and performers were removed from public life under racial laws. Many lost jobs immediately; others fled into exile, were imprisoned, or later murdered in concentration camps.
• Satire directed at Nazi leaders became a criminal offense. Telling anti-Nazi jokes could lead to arrest by the Gestapo.
• The regime used broad laws against “malicious gossip,” “defeatism,” and “undermining the morale of the people” to prosecute humor critical of the state.
• Informants played a major role. Ordinary citizens sometimes reported neighbors, coworkers, or performers for repeating jokes about Hitler or the war effort.
• Some comedians were imprisoned in camps such as Dachau concentration camp for political dissent or “degenerate” art.
• The Nazis replaced independent comedy with approved entertainment that promoted nationalism, obedience, antisemitism, and militarism. Humor was allowed only if it reinforced state ideology.
• Performers who stayed in Germany often self-censored heavily to survive professionally and physically.
• Exiled German comedians and writers continued anti-Nazi satire abroad, especially in Britain and the United States, helping shape international criticism of Hitler’s regime.

One of the most famous examples outside Germany was Charlie Chaplin, whose film The Great Dictator mocked Hitler and fascism directly at a time when many were still reluctant to do so publicly. Look, America is just too f***ing G.D. stupid to learn from history, let alone muster the trenchant capacity to see what’s unfolding around them. America is blindly and willingly welcoming American-style fascism to its shores. And no one cares. Welcome to stupid America! First, they came for the comedians!

This is the most corrupt administration in American history. And guess what? No one gives a f***! A $1.776 billion slush fund “settlement” to “compensate” January 6 insurrectionists, of which, no doubt, The Don! will extract his cut. And then couple the “settlement” with language that restricts the IRS from auditing the entire Trump family forever, and it only begs the question: What further family corruption are they hiding? Un-f***ing-believable! (And do you think if Dumbacrats, by some miracle of God, reclaim the presidency, would recind the “settlement”? Not! They’ll honor it because — “decorum,” “tradition,” “norms,” “guardrails.” We are so f***ed!)

But wait! There is more! Dictator Don openly trades stock on insider information — trades he makes upon announcing market-changing policies like tariffs — to the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars. Or $1 billion for ballroom to fund alleged “security” measures. Really? He needs to spend twice as much on security precautions as on the estimated cost of building said ballroom? Give me a break. Whatever happened to those NGO donations to cover the cost of ballroom so that taxpayers wouldn’t have to foot the bill? Again, this is just another means by which Dictator Don and his family can pocket millions — billions — of dollars, and no one cares. Only in this sh*t-for-brains country does such obscene criminality get a pass. You f***tards literally re-elected a criminal back into office, and somehow expected a criminal not to crime? Dictator Don called for an insurrection to attack the Capitol, and that ever-so-brief moment of collective national indignation went right down the memory hole in 2024. America is utterly lost. There is no coming back from this. But whatever!

Do you know why Americans don’t care about such blatant corruption? Because deep down, America itself is corrupt, populated by a corrupted citizenry. Too many people in America, at their very core, are corrupt — morally corrupt, intellectually corrupt, fiscally corrupt. You name it! Every aspect of an American’s life is somehow corrupted. This is why Americans shrug their shoulders in the face of The Don’s! fleacing of America’s treasury. Not only do Americans brush off such theft, but they also admire him; they envy his ability, wishing they could get away with the same level of stealing. If Americans could, they would, because they think everyone else is corrupt. How many times must I repeat myself before you morons get it? How many f***ing times? Dictator Don is and always has been the mirror upon which the average American gazes, besotted by its reflection. That’s how and why Dictator Don can steal Americans’ hard-earned tax dollars, and the people do nothing. They remain quiet. The simmering revolution is nowhere to be found. Not even a hint of consternation. Just quiet resignation and acceptance — as usual. Welcome to stupid America! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It has long been debated that RepubliKKKlans are inherently dumber than Democrats. For me, of course, it is not debatable. RepubliKKKlans are f***ing idiots of the highest f***ing order, along with the rest of their ilk — MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks. They’re all the same, just subdivided differently. While the priorities in these cliques may differ somewhat but mostly overlap, the part of the Venn diagram that converges 100 percent is their low I.Q.s., which, let’s face it, borders on mental retardation. Recall, Dictator Don loves the “poorly educated.” Couple the poorly educated with learning disabilities that define 99 percent of RepubliKKKlans et al., and you get a dysfunctional administration and RepubliKKKlan-led Congress that can’t get anything done except tax cuts for the rich while stripping healthcare away from the rest of us and stimulating inflation. Fan-f***ing-tastic!

I contend that Fetterman is a prime case study — a before and after — of how a person went from a progressive to a DINO, with his stroke (aka brain damage) defining the key event of demarcation. However, let me be very specific about my thesis here: RepubliKKKlans et al. seem to be born morons. Sadly, they are inherently stupid. Whereas Fetterman, through his stroke and ensuing brain damage, has become beguiled and bewildered by conservative beliefs. Perhaps these are innate tendencies Fetterman has always had, and the stroke released his inner self. Who knows exactly.

So, he ran on and entered Congress as a “man of the people,” who would bring his brand of progressive ideals to the Senate. Before he entered Congress — before the onset of brain damage — as Lieutenant Governor and chair of the state’s Board of Pardons, Fetterman led a high-profile, progressive effort to grant clemency to wrongfully convicted individuals and reduce mass incarceration; he consistently championed equal protection for the LGBTQ+ community. In 2013, he defied a Pennsylvania state law by officiating same-sex marriages in his home; he backed progressive economic stances, such as raising the minimum wage, establishing equal rights protections, and implementing a natural gas severance tax to fund community programs. In short, throughout his career prior to arriving in Congress, Fetterman aligned with Bernie Sanders-style progressivism, advocating heavily for criminal justice reform, universal healthcare concepts, and labor rights. In terms of his voting record, during the 118th Congress (2023-2024), he voted with the Democratic party majority roughly 91-97 percent of the time, with occasional party-line breaks — especially his staunch support of Israel and his willingness to cross the aisle on government funding resolutions.

Then, The Don! returns to office, accompanied by a RepubliKKKlan-led Congress. And what happens? His worsening brain damage finds his “thinking” more in line with MAGA moron causes. So, in the 119th Congress (2024-present), Fetterman’s voting alignment with Trump and Republican priorities surged, with some legislative trackers showing him voting with the President between 26-27 percent of the time; he became the lone Senate Democrat to cross party lines to support or advance the confirmation of several controversial Trump cabinet nominees, including supporting a procedural vote for Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and voting to confirm Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin; he was the only Senate Democrat to reject a war-powers resolution limiting President Trump’s ability to strike Iran. Moreover, Fetterman has been attacking his own party. With the most notable, egregious comment, “Well, I mean, you know, in 2016, it was much more about the minimum wage and some other very basic kinds of thing. And now that’s, that’s just turned into much more standing with like Cuba, standing with Venezuela, standing with the Iranian regime and, and turn that into much more becoming more increasingly anti-American for me. So, my views really haven’t changed that much [emphasis added].” Anti-American? Seriously?!?! Democrats are now the anti-American party? Criticizing Dictator Don’s actions against sovereign nations like Venezuela and Cuba is not “standing” with those nations. It’s not anti-American. And being against an unsanctioned war against Iran is also not anti-American.

He may not be in lock-step with RepubliKKKlans, but he sure does appear to like what Dictator Don and RepubliKKKlans are selling. For me, his most obvious support for the administration is evident in his votes for The Don’s! cabinet. Forget Fetterman’s legislative votes and anti-Democratic Party comments. His backing of the least qualified cabinet nominees speaks more to his support for the Administration’s agenda than anything else. He had the power to prevent lasting damage to our Democracy; instead, he voted with Dictator Don. Welcome to stupid America!

OMG! Genius! Dictator Don just coined a new term for dumbass Democrats: Dumbacrats! Why didn’t I think of this? I’ve been saying dumbass Democrats for years. How did I miss this obvious portmanteau? I hate Dictator Don with the heat of a thousand white-hot suns, yet the man-baby has the uncanny gift to hit his opponents with pithy nicknames. Sure, it amounts to name-calling, which many agree is beneath the dignity of the office of the Presidency. Yet, apparently, it’s never been a deal breaker with voters, so why on Earth are Dumbacrats afraid to get in the mud with the rest of the RepubliKKKlans? Clearly, this sh*t-for-brains country doesn’t care about decorum. They love the mud-slinging despite what the man on the street tells pollsters or the intrepid reporter. The Don! long ago understood the common voter: a mindless man more agitated by what he doesn’t have compared to his neighbors, seeking only to stick it to his perceived enemies rather than working to improve his own situation. And name-calling is the base, simplest method for Dictator Don to communicate his “empathy” for and commiseration with said forgotten man. In short, the downtrodden think The Don! is in their corner because he speaks like them. It’s not that difficult. Dumbcrats need to get on the same page. But they won’t. That’s always the problem with Dumbocrats: They think the average voter is a thinking, deliberative being. They! Are! Not! They vote with their gut and feelings! Nothing more, nothing less. Welcome to stupid America!

From Politico, “House Democrats say they tried playing nice. Now the gloves are off. After spending more than a decade pushing for anti-gerrymandering measures and other good-government initiatives, Democratic lawmakers said this week they are gearing up to play political hardball in the wake of stunning court losses on redistricting — potentially for years to come.”

A day late and a dollar short. This is the Democratic Party crying wolf — again. We’ve heard this before, yet nothing significant comes to fruition; if anything does materialize, then it’s half-hearted and poorly thought out. Sorry, but I’m always going to be in the “I’ll believe it when I see it” mode because dumbass Democrats have failed me year after year, blowing every opportunity that emerges.

The article went on to state, “Other House Democrats are calling for new investments in state-level races to support legislators who will commit to redistricting efforts ahead of 2028 and the post-2030 Census redraw. ‘Democrats are going to be moving to do what Republicans did 15 years ago and that is to focus on state legislatures,’ Rep. Kwesi Mfume (D-Md.) said in an interview. The ‘smartest thing to do,’ he added, ‘would be to control the process.’” Wow! Not a day late and a dollar short, but 15 years late. Christ-on-the-m*****f***ing-Cross. This! This is why I say Democrats won’t beat RepubliKKKlans anytime soon in a meaningful and sustained way — not just one election cycle here and there, but for stretches of a couple of decades to fix the problems of America! Fifteen f***ing years and now they are only beginning to apprehend the critical importance of local and state elections. Look, I hate to be Debby Downer, but Democrats can’t grow a politically ruthless spine overnight. It’s simply not in their nature anymore. It was at one time — you know, 90 years ago! But whatever. Welcome to stupid America!

Here we go again! The Dictator Don administration, in their attempt to pacify the hordes of illiterate and unthinking followers in their populist base, whip out the UFO card to beguile morons of America by titillating them with the prospect of extraterrestrial alien creatures visiting Earth from far, far away places. What a f***ing joke that humanity in all its “intellectual” evolution still believes — wants to believe — that the government must be hiding E.T. in a basement somewhere in Area 51 because how could it be otherwise. It only makes sense that aliens have visited us! Nay! Walk amongst us — right now as I write! Camouflaged lizard skin and all!

Are we alone in the universe? Abso-f***ing-lutely not! I do not doubt that intelligent life exists out there in the vast cosmos. But here’s the thing: The universe is so f***ing vast that it’s impossible that any E.T. would be able to encounter us. The distances are incomprehensible! Our species, which can only fathom the experience of traveling across town or, at best, the other side of the globe, cannot imagine just how far one lightyear is, let alone millions or billions of lightyears. Unless E.T. has discovered some unknown laws of physics — which is indeed possible — it would be very unlikely that they could traverse such distances to visit our lonely planet.

Not only are the distances vast, but the distances are increasingly vast! Except for local clusters (which are too remote in themselves), every galaxy in the universe is moving away from every other galaxy. And not only moving away, but moving away from each other at an accelerating rate. Specifically, “The new [calculated rate of expansion] is about 46.0 miles (74.03 kilometers) per second per megaparsec; one megaparsec is roughly 3.26 million light-years.” Meaning, for every 3.26 million light-years (1 megaparsec) further away an object is, it recedes an additional 46 miles per second faster. In other words, the vast distances are getting more vast by the second, and the further away a galaxy is, the faster it moves away from us! In short, there is simply too much space out there for any alien life since having achieved intelligence while also managing not to go extinct — including us — to traverse. Full stop!

Let’s take the nearest galaxy in our local group as an example, which is not accelerating away from us — indeed, it’s moving toward us. As you may know, the galaxy is Andromeda. Traveling at the speed of light, it would take 2.5 million years for aliens to reach us, which is impossible since no spacecraft can travel at that speed, as it would require infinite energy. Using the fastest current spacecraft (like the Parker Solar Probe), it would take billions of years to reach Andromeda. So, assuming aliens can travel faster than the Parker Solar Probe but considerably slower than the speed of light, it would take E.T. no less than a billion years to reach us, notwithstanding our collision course. Also, assuming that E.T. is of organic form, how would they sustain themselves for such a long journey without traveling in something approaching the size of a small moon, to say the least?

And shame on the physicists and cosmologists, the MSM goes to as required commentary when the UFO “story” becomes “news” again. Shame on those experts for making the misleading argument after UFO documentation (testimony, grainy videos, fuzzy pictures) gets dumped that the “evidence” is unconvincing. Just yesterday, I heard an “expert” on CNN claim that if E.T. existed, then he wanted to see the bodies. Why hasn’t the government shown evidence of alien life forms or metallurgical test results of extraterrestrial metals (i.e., spacecrafts)? By arguing about the quality or lack of evidence, they subtly infer that otherworldly evidence exists, when in fact they should be arguing that such evidence can never exist because of the vastness of space I detailed above. So, shame on them for playing into the typical tendency for people to go straight to conspiracy theories instead of relying on the science of space and space travel. But keep dreaming, morons; it is more likely that we go extinct before we achieve interstellar travel.

From The Hill, “Shell-shocked Democrats are scrambling to pick up the pieces after the Virginia Supreme Court quashed a new map designed to help them seize control of the House in November’s midterms. The decision immediately eliminates four House seats that were expected to flip to the Democrats’ side in the Old Dominion. And it constitutes an enormous setback to the party’s efforts to counteract the Republicans’ redistricting push in red states around the country — an extraordinary gerrymandering war initiated by President Trump as he fights to keep GOP majorities in Congress for the final years of his second term.”

LOL! Shell-shocked is definitely one way to put it! While I applaud Democrats for showing some spine and fight, they screwed the pooch because they rushed to become something they are not and have a long way to go to ever becoming a party that fights — if they can even achieve it. Look, f***tards! Dumbass Democrats, in their zeal and newfound sense of vim and vigor to take on the RepubliKKKlan Party, have quickly discovered haste makes waste, and that becoming a party with enough ruthlessness to take on a nation filled with white supremacists, bigots, homophobes, and misogynists takes time and a wholesale reimagining of the Democratic Party writ large. Dumbass Democrats can’t just whip out some half-baked Hail Mary scheme in the hopes of a party reincarnation. RepubliKKKlans have spent decades closely and carefully honing their (warped) vision of America, messaging, political win-at-all-costs tactics, and killer instinct. Democrats have none of that, and as it stands now, there is no one in the wings who can deliver the Democratic Party from its pathetic state. The Virginia mess evinces that the party is a mess, and they’re not changing anytime soon. I keep saying it, but no one believes me. Mark my words, morons and mark them well: RepubliKKKlans have a permanent hold on this nation, and the only way to break it is through a new civil war. It’s just so obvious. You do realize that America is about to become an apartheid nation (sadly, not my original idea), right? Unlike the era before the Civil Rights Movement, Blacks will keep the “right” to vote on parchment, but their votes will be worthless, voting for representatives who can never win an election. So, “technically,” they’ll retain suffrage; it just won’t mean anything. In a couple of election cycles, Southern representation will be 100 percent lily-white. And no one will care! Welcome to stupid America!

Now, all that being said, if Virginia decides to ignore its Supreme Court’s ruling and move forward with the map approved by the voters, then I may reconsider Democrats’ fortitude. (But they won’t.)