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₵a$h Patel

Once again, allow myself to congratulate myself for warning all you morons out there that Dictator Don would get the cabinet picks he wanted come hell or high water. It would appear, in either case, Senators — RepubliKKKlans and dumbass Democrats alike — were more than willing to give The Don! precisely what he wanted. To be sure, all of his new heads of the Intelligence Agencies, Health and Human Services, Department of Defense, and the Federal Bureau of Investigation are dangerous sycophants, but the one that will likely do the most visible damage the quickest is newly confirmed Kash Patel, who will — I promise you — re-imagine the FBI into America’s Gestapo. Arguably, Director Hoover beat Patel to the punch during his reign, but I have a feeling Darky Himmler will best the Hoover years. This guy is the absolute manifestation of Dictator Don’s vengeance administration, as promised. But this is how it all starts. This is how democracies morph into autocracies. It starts with establishing a police state that disappears people, harasses political opponents, or simply concentrates the “others” in “re-education” “camps.”

Yet, this sh*t-for-brains country elected The Don! anyway, entirely oblivious to the obvious — Dictator Don’s own words! Whatever! The law no longer matters, and no one cares! Mark my words, f***tards. Mark them well! I’ve been right all along! I’ve been warning you idiots for years — years! — but no one listened. Oh, well. The modern English language cannot adequately describe the depths of the stupidity of Americans that has brought us to this point in history; the correct word or phrase has not yet been invented to communicate the notion of a country that is literally too stupid to keep its democracy. During the Roman Empire, it may have been lead poisoning that caused the intellectual collapse of society, ushering in the Dark Ages. In our times, it could very well be microplastics. But I digress. Welcome to stupid America! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯