If it’s a day that ends in “y,” then I woke up in the dumbest f***ing country on the planet because I live in stupid f***ing hell! According to CBS News, “The Dow Jones Industrial Average surged to close at more than 37,000 points for the first time as investors applauded a statement from the Federal Reserve on Wednesday that it could cut its benchmark interest rate next year. The blue-chip index jumped 512 points, or 1.4%, to end the day at 37,090, topping its prior peak of 36,799 in early 2023. The broader S&P 500 rose 1.4% and is within 1.9% of its own record. The tech-heavy Nasdaq composite added 1.4%. Fed officials also left their short-term rate unchanged for a third straight meeting amid signs that their aggressive push to subdue inflation is working. With the price spikes that slammed Americans during the pandemic now receding in earnest, Fed Chair Jerome Powell said in a news conference that the federal funds rate is projected to fall to 4.6% by the end of next year, from its current range of 5.25% to 5.5%.”
Once again! Biden is f***ing up this economy left, right, and center! I can’t believe people keep failing to apprehend this. Clearly, everything sucks in this economy. Just ask stock investors! They can’t stop bidding up stock prices. Oh, wait! This new high-water mark evinces one more paradox that I’m at a loss to explain with reason, which leaves the only remaining possibility: Americans are a bunch of f***tards. At this point, given all the evidence and economic news, it is the only rational explanation. I have consistently said that the average American moron judges the whole of the economy based on their feelings and scant economic evidence, that “evidence” usually being gas prices and their 401K balance. Well, now we have more proof that this sh*t-for-brains country seems to be ignoring all economic and fiscal measures and sticking strictly with their distorted feelings as the beacon of rationality. All things being equal (i.e., people did not touch their retirement funds), any average person (or, more importantly, voter) should be able to look at their 401K balance objectively and conclude it’s never been higher. (I did, and it is.)
I suppose this is all Biden’s “fault” because the opinion polls sure do suggest as much. So, I guess that theory of mine is blown out of the water; retirement balances don’t matter after all. Apparently, they did under traitor trump. Of course, he never let you forget it — admittedly a savvy marketing tactic. I’m sure Biden will mention this new market achievement once or maybe twice at most. Never underestimate dumbass Democrats’ ability to f*** up a good political opportunity. Biden should be touting these record market highs daily, but he won’t because the guy is still lost in the belief that moronic Americans can “figure it out” (i.e., the good news) themselves. He’ll probably be reluctant to take credit for the Dow’s new high because the president has nothing to do with market vicissitudes, and he’s absolutely correct, but moronic Americans don’t understand this. Hell, they think Biden has his figure on the “higher inflation, please” button sitting on the Resolute Desk. Oh, sure, I get it. “Bidenomics” messaging failed, but that probably had more to do with how the message was conveyed; when Biden has to hold rallies or White House staff must conduct MSM interviews with long-winded explanations of how well the Biden economy is working, then you’re losing. They failed the K.I.S.S. method of salesmanship, which traitor trump mastered because — well — because he’s a simpleton and his MAGA moron followers are all f***tards. Biden should be out there daily — just like traitor trump was — saying the market is higher, 401Ks are higher, and gas prices are lower. If you say it often enough and long enough, then morons (a.k.a. Americans) will eventually believe it. Forget about describing what roads and bridges are being fixed in someone else’s state or town; no one cares. It’s all about “What have you done for me lately?” Nothing more, nothing less. Eh, none of this matters because I fear Americans have reached a new threshold of stupidity, and there is no turning back to rationality or intelligence. Welcome to stupid America! No one cares!