All Evangelicals Are Hypocrites and Vile People

From CNN, “Vice President Mike Pence declined to say the words ‘Black lives matter’ during an interview with an ABC affiliate in Pennsylvania on Friday, instead saying that ‘all lives matter.’” “All lives matter” is simply racist code for “Black lives don’t matter.” Evil evangelicals are all the same, without exception. Even those “good-hearted” evangelicals are complicit by their mere association. They’re all selfish, greedy, racist, bigoted, homophobic, white supremacist, elitist morons. Evil evangelicals are the number one reason America has been in this 40-year-long culture war! At some point, these people must be purged from society and humanity. Welcome to stupid America, where religion dumbs down society daily. I live in stupid, religious hell! Now, of course, I would never condone harming another human being, so I will not suggest that every evil evangelical should do humanity a favor by expediting their way to so-called heaven. I would never recommend that, ever! No, I would not.

What do you call 100 evangelicals at the bottom of the sea? A good start!