According to WGN, “Pritzker made the announcement during the latest briefing on the spread of COVID-19 in Illinois Sunday afternoon. It comes after crowds of people descended on downtown Chicago to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day Saturday, contrary to recommendations from Pritzker and health officials. ‘I tried earlier this week to appeal to everyone’s good judgement to stay home, to avoid bars, not to congregate in crowds. It’s unfortunate that many people didn’t take that seriously,’ Pritzker said. ‘The time for persuasion and public appeals is over. The time for action is here.’” Of course, Pritzker needed to do this because people are f***ing G.D. morons of the highest f***ing order. The federal government declared a state of emergency, the markets have tanked in the last few weeks, the governor declares a state of emergency in Illinois, Chicago cancels both St. Patrick’s Day parades, COVID-19 is spreading like wildfire across the world, and the experts are starting to believe asymptomatic infected people are spreading the disease days before they show symptoms — if they show any symptoms at all. Oh, and not to mention all these mitigation efforts are geared toward avoiding a collapse of the entire health care system. Given all these facts — and a multitude of other problems, issues, and concerns surrounding COVID-19 — morons carelessly and cavalierly continue on with partying as if nothing has changed. Like I said a hundred times before: no one is going to care until more people die like older parents and grandparents of Millennials and Gen Z. So much stupidity everywhere. Everywhere just f***ing G.D. stupidity. It never ends! Welcome to trump stupid America! Parade!
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