America: R.I.P.

According to The Hill, “House Republicans nominated Rep. Mike Johnson (R-La.) for Speaker Tuesday evening, making him the fourth GOP lawmaker to win the conference’s nod — and its second nominee within a day after House Majority Whip Tom Emmer (R-Minn.) dropped out of the running amid GOP opposition.” Looks like RepubliKKKlans have reached down into their E-string line-up of players to elect a Speaker of the House. I follow politics more closely than the average American moron, and I don’t even know who this Johnson guy is other than being an election denier — I expected nothing less.

But you know what? None of this matters. Nothing matters at this point. The world is on fire, RepubliKKKlans can’t (don’t want to) govern, and traitor trump is incomprehensibly tied or ahead of Biden in polls. (Again, let me assert that traitor trump — in a normal country — should not be anywhere close to Biden in the polls; Biden should be 10 points ahead at all times in every poll.) But this is what people wanted; this is what they elected when they gave control of the House to RepubliKKKlans. This is what happens when idiot voters elect pyromaniacs to “govern.” The Middle East catches fire (as Ukraine has been), and RepubliKKKlans are more than happy to let America and the rest of the world burn with it.

People are just too f***ing stupid or simply don’t care. If anything, the average idiot kinda relishes the chaos. What other explanation can there be for the polls and how people vote? I keep hearing f***tard MSM pundits and dumbass Democrats try to convince me that polls don’t matter, that it’s too early for polls to be reliable, that voters aren’t paying attention to politics, and that they’ll come around (to their senses) by election day. And I keep telling you that Americans don’t have any sense. They love the chaos. And I’m not the only one to hold this belief. I was somewhat surprised that Hal Sparks echoed my perspective in his last show. Sparks is an exceedingly intelligent guy, so you can imagine my pleasure when he offered a theory for the current state of politics that comports with my own. He was a bit more polite in his analysis, but the gist was the same: Bored Americans like the sh*t-show in the House and America more generally. (This is the burn-it-all-down faction of Americans, which, as it turns out, is a solid 40 percent of the population, along with another 10 percent who say: Eh, sure, why not? What could possibly go wrong?) Just like The Apprentice, people elected traitor trump because they saw him on a f***ing G.D. reality T.V. show, and nothing has changed since then. People are stupid and don’t care, but they do care about being entertained — pick your social media platform — and lacking anything good (or more likely, they’ve seen it all already) on Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, Instagram, and the like, they turn to the biggest social media platform in the country: The traitor trump show. And people love it! Too many people want him back — 50 percent of Americans. They can’t get enough. (Of course, hate plays a big part in traitor trump’s popularity; he hates all the right people, so that as a contributing factor should not be understated.) What else explains a moronic four-time indicted and anti-democratic candidate becoming more popular with every controversy? (And let’s face it, Biden is boring, but the American President should be boring! Yet, it would seem boring is killing Biden’s popularity and job approval.) How many times must I say it before people start to believe me? How many f***ing times? This is what a dying country looks like. Bored morons of America look around at the incompetence of the RepubliKKKlan Party and traitor trump and say, more of that, please! Un-f***ing-believable! Oh, well. No one cares. Just remember, when our democracy dies, you did this to yourself. Mark my words! The level of stupidity in this country cannot undone, nor can it be saved at this point. Welcome to stupid America!