Dictator Don’s nomination of RFK Jr. to head up the HHS is the equivalent of Americans collectively shooting themselves in the head. But this is precisely what people voted for — more mass death as if gun violence in America is not enough. So, let’s throw a vaccine skeptic into the mix to lead the nation’s health priorities. I’m not shocked, and no one should be. This sh*t-for-brains country elected a moron to be president, and the Don is all set to put someone in charge of the nation’s health system that has no medical background and literally has a dead worm in his brain. What could possibly go wrong? This nomination truly deserves a lengthy post, but I’m just not up to it today. Maybe another time. But in short, f***tards of America just destroyed their healthcare, not to mention America’s soon-to-be diminishing leadership in the world on matters related to medicine and medical research. We are leaders no more! Brilliant! Just f***ing brilliant! Only in stupid America!
But I will, actually, write about some of the good ideas — to the extent I can find any silver lining — of RFK Jr., namely his forthcoming war on junk food, food additives, processed foods, national obesity, and pesticides. All these topics are antithetical to RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks. I’ll explain why presently, but needless to say, the hypocrisy is mind-numbing with RepubliKKKlans, but I expected nothing less. To hear the hoards of MAGA morons cheering RFK Jr. at any given Dictator Don rally is beyond infuriating because when it comes to his positions on improving the health of the nation through his “Make America Healthy Again,” these morons of America embrace him wholeheartedly. At the same time, RepubliKKKlans and the like roundly crucified a certain someone else in years past for advocating the exact same thing by a different name. Any morons out there know of whom I speak? Anyone? Anyone at all? Does Michelle Obama ring a bell? She had the Let’s Move initiative, which included getting better nutrition in school cafeterias and encouraging kids to be more active. The Obamas also created a White House vegetable garden. All these things the RepubliKKKlan Party and their ilk criticized Michelle Obama for being some sort of socialist who was going to tell Americans and their children what they could and could not eat. The howling was endless, as if “big government” would personally come into people’s homes and throw out their Ho-Hos, chips, cookies, and cakes. They’re coming for your salt! They’re going to confiscate your french fries! They’re going to ban sugar! God f***ing forbid that a Black woman should try to get Americans to be more healthy or, at the very least, be aware of what they are eating. God f***ing forbid! Then comes RFK Jr. with the exact same intentions, and now he’s the third coming of Christ (third only to Dictator Don, that is). What a f***ing G.D. joke! The hypocrisy is endless. Of course, I suspect the implementation and the reality of RFK Jr.’s plans will be much different, for we all know what happens when RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks, who are mostly obese, suddenly can’t get their favorite junk food. They’ll be up in arms! I can’t wait for this — honestly! Pitch forks out to preserve access to sugar, salt, and fat — America’s three favorite food groups!
Then we come to the issue of pesticides, which, on its face, is a legitimate concern, but there is a downside to tampering with how crops are treated for pests, fungi, and the like. And let’s not be fooled. RFK Jr. will not surgically tackle this issue — none of Dictator Don’s department head appointments are meant to navigate the bureaucracy deftly. He intends to destroy the function of HHS first and then pick up the pieces afterward. So what happens when RFK Jr. comes in with a sledgehammer to curb pesticides without a credible plan to treat America’s crops? I’ll tell you what happens: Crop failures. You think grocery prices are high now? Just you wait, f***tards. Just you wait. Again, I’m going right to the worst-case scenario because I’m thinking out of the box just as Dictator Don is selecting out-of-the-box candidates to come into the government and burn it all down. You morons are about to figure out the hard way what happens when government ceases to function. Good luck with that, you f***ing morons of the highest, highest f***ing order. You deserve this. You have no idea the hell that you’ve unleashed on yourself. Oh, well! Welcome to stupid America!