Americans Don’t Want a Democracy, F***tards

According to CNN, “Former President Donald Trump has the upper hand over President Joe Biden in two critical battleground states – Michigan and Georgia – with broad majorities in both states holding negative views of the sitting president’s job performance, policy positions and sharpness, according to new CNN polls conducted by SSRS. In Georgia, a state Biden carried by a very narrow margin in 2020, registered voters say they prefer Trump (49%) over Biden (44%) for the presidency in a two-way hypothetical matchup. In Michigan, which Biden won by a wider margin, Trump has 50% support to Biden’s 40%, with 10% saying they wouldn’t support either candidate even after being asked which way they lean. In both Michigan and Georgia, the share of voters who say they wouldn’t support either candidate is at least as large as the margin between Biden and Trump.”

Americans are just too f***ing stupid to save their democracy. Full stop! I don’t know how many times I have to repeat myself before people start to believe me. Not only are Americans too stupid to save their democracy, but I’m not sure Americans really want to live in a democracy anymore. If these polls are any indicator, then Americans are ready to re-elect an avowed dictator wannabe as president. What could possibly go wrong? Of course, the true irony of idiot Americans favoring traitor trump over Biden is the fact that capitalism does not flourish well under authoritarian rule. This sh*t-for-brains country thinks that by returning traitor trump to the White House, then the economy will return to those “booming” days under his “leadership.” Nothing could be further from the truth, but you can’t convince morons of America of this. I’m not sure what part of an unstable government — engendered by traitor trump intent on spending the next four years of his term seeking revenge on his enemies, which, mind you, is half the f***ing country — people think is going to be conducive to a thriving economy.

Moreover, what do these f***tard Americans think traitor trump — the grifter-in-chief — is going to do to make their lives better? To be sure, traitor trump spent most of his first term spinning his wheels, trying to grasp the nature of the job and politics. Only in the last year of his presidency did he comprehend how to wield ultimate power. He’ll hit the ground running in his second term, not to improve an already booming economy under Biden, but to steal wealth from the country and Americans! Think Putin, who has been grifting and stealing from the Russian economy for decades. That is the blueprint for traitor trump. But whatever. Morons of America cannot be convinced. Right on cue, sh*t-for-brains voters snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. As I have said over and over and over again, f***tard voters elect Democrats to fix the economic mess left behind by RepubliKKKlans (witness: Clinton, post-Bush I; Obama, post-Bush II; Biden, post-traitor trump) only to switch back to RepubliKKKlans when Democrats haven’t repaired the mess fast enough or failed to improve the economy to people’s impossibly high level of satisfaction. It never f***ing fails — every f***ing time. And the polls are showing the same whipsaw vicissitudes of American voters! I can’t. I just f***ing can’t with this supremely stupid country anymore. Too f***ing stupid to survive, populated by a citizenry that would instead give up its democracy for a few extra dollars in their wallet. I give up. Welcome to stupid America!