Um, f*** America! Seriously! F*** us, and we’re f***ed! As California literally burns from the consequences of unmitigated (and ignored) climate change, this sh*t-for-brains country elected the world’s most ardent climate denier, returning him to the White House to do more global damage and to “drill, baby, drill.” (Because that’s exactly what we need right now at this point in world history, and, of course, more oil always helps. Not! But whatever! Egg prices! Gas prices!) Un-f***ing-believable! I’m surprised Dictator Don hasn’t called the fires in California a hoax that was somehow orchestrated to derail the start of his second term. (There’s still more time, I suppose.) And I feel bad for the state, indeed, all blue states, because once The Don! gets into office, he’ll withhold all federal support from them. Nonetheless, here we are again like getting re-infected with syphilis. The f***tards of America are putting Dictator Don back in power to burn the rest of the country down. I expected nothing less. At this point, I say let it all burn down! It is all too fitting that there is a poignant bit of irony in the fact that parts of America are uncontrollably on fire as Dictator Don returns to power. California’s fires are a grand metaphor for what the rest of America is about to do to itself. I f***ing give up! F*** it all! Americans never learn. We! Never! F***ing! Learn! Welcome to stupid America!
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