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Russian Invasion Is Imminent

From The New York Tims, “On Jan. 5, 18 people — mostly the children and wives of Russian diplomats — boarded buses and embarked on a 15-hour drive home to Moscow, according to a senior Ukrainian security official. About 30 more followed in the next few days, from Kyiv and a consulate in Lviv, in western Ukraine. Diplomats at two other Russian consulates have been told to prepare to leave Ukraine, the security official said, speaking on the condition of anonymity to discuss national security matters. How to interpret the evacuation has become part of the mystery of divining the next play by President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia. Thinning out the Russian Embassy may be part propaganda, part preparation for a looming conflict or part feint, Ukrainian and U.S. officials say. It could be all three.” The stupid hurts and the MSM is making it worse. I am getting rather sick of news anchors, commentators, pundits, and “experts” “all-sides-ing” blatant evidence that Russia is preparing — has been for months now — to invade Ukraine, yet everyone seems to be providing alternate — any number of other conceivable — explanations as to why Putin may not be preparing to invade. (Except Lt. Colonel Vindman. He’s been very clear-eyed with his analysis about what’s sure to happen.) I don’t know what the f*** it is with Americans that love to be willfully ignorant, complacent, and stupid. Perhaps the MSM doesn’t want to be alarmist. Well, maybe they should be. Maybe they need to wake America the f*** up! Christ, Biden gets it! He basically just said Russia is going to invade. He did not mince words, unlike every other pundit and “expert” on the subject matter who keeps thinking there is some negotiated off-ramp waiting to happen. Look, Putin has already decided to invade; we’re just waiting for him to pull the trigger.

Look here, f***tards! I will repeat myself — again! If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it’s a f***ing G.D. duck, morons. Yet, I keep hearing these international and Russian “experts” on MSM providing justifications as to why what everyone is seeing could just be one large, prolonged feint (psych!) or a negotiating tactic, although negotiations have essentially stalled. These people are in wishful thinking mode. Fan-f***ing-tastic. International political analysis based on hope. He’s going to invade, morons! Putin has been adding more troops to surrounding Ukraine borders. He’s invaded Ukraine twice before — and he’s still there. He knows Biden is weak and America is divided. Putin also knows 40 percent of Americans love Russia more than America; those people are the traitor MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, and the Russian-lover traitor himself trump. Putin knows NATO and the EU are unwilling to defend Ukraine’s sovereignty in order to protect their own economic (energy) interests by extension. Not to mention the entire world has been weakened by COVID. This is Putin’s chance! It’s just so f***ing obvious, yet the world seems pretty intent on looking the other way. But, don’t worry, people. When it does happen then the Allies will wring their hands a bit and slap on more feckless sanctions. And then shrug their shoulders. After that, Ukraine will be on its own to resist becoming a satellite state of Russia, or should I say the U.S.S.R., which is Putin’s grander dream. Not to mention Putin literally believes Ukraine is still a part of Mother Russia that’s gone rogue. Mark my words, morons. It’s as plain as the nose on your face! We’re just going to let this happen when we should be bombing Putin and Russia into the stone age. I’ve had enough of Putin walking all over us!

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Virginia Is a Red State Now — Lock, Stock, and Barrel

From Axios, “Republican Gov. Glenn Youngkin signed 11 executive orders following his swearing in ceremony on Saturday, including those that overturn Virginia’s mask mandate for public schools and a COVID vaccination requirement for state workers. Youngkin also signed an order that bans the teaching of critical race theory, a major focus of the 2021 campaign. Another one of the order effectively withdrawals the state from the Regional Greenhouse Gas Initiative, a program with neighboring states intended to reduce carbon pollution.”

Next, abortion and LGBTQ rights will be on the chopping block. The RepubliKKKlan wish list to reverse years of Democratic policies is underway and happening with haste. In the era of traitor trump, there is no such thing as a moderate RepubliKKKlan. They are all extremists. Mark my words. Virginia is no longer a blue state; this is what the people wanted — like it or not. And when I say people, I mean everyone except those who voted against Youngkin. So, that means RepubliKKKlan voters and those who didn’t vote; this is the state they want to live in. Oh, well. Clearly, Democrats didn’t vote in the same numbers that they did for Biden to keep Youngkin out of office, so now they’re stuck with all conservative rule, all the time. Democrats will never learn. I don’t know what it is about Democrats and left-leaning Independents who always seem to think it will never get that bad when a RepubliKKKlan is in office. These idiots need to vote blue no matter who every time in every election, not just when they feel like it. I promise you, RepubliKKKlans never miss a vote. I’d hate to be a Democrat living in this newly cemented red state who did vote. RepubliKKKlans having taken power will ensure every future election going forward is never going to be fair to Democrats. Be careful of your apathy and be careful what you wish because you just might get it! Welcome to stupid America!

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It’s All Related

From the Los Angeles Times, “As I observed then, pleas for ‘civility’ are a fraud. Their goal is to blunt and enfeeble criticism and distract from its truthfulness. Typically, they’re the work of hypocrites. It may be not a little ghoulish to celebrate or exult in the deaths of vaccine opponents. And it may be proper to express sympathy and solicitude to those they leave behind. But mockery is not necessarily the wrong reaction to those who publicly mocked anti-COVID measures and encouraged others to follow suit, before they perished of the disease the dangers of which they belittled. Nor is it wrong to deny them our sympathy and solicitude, or to make sure it’s known when their deaths are marked that they had stood fast against measures that might have protected themselves and others from the fate they succumbed to. There may be no other way to make sure that the lessons of these teachable moments are heard.” This is certainly the first published article I’ve seen that is not afraid to suggest that cheering for the deaths of the willingly unvaccinated is not only not a bad thing but perhaps appropriate. Finally! I’ve never been civil, nor do I want to be toward these people. They are the same hateful people who want to round up the gays and kill them. Yes, it is a leap, but let me explain.

Make absolutely no mistake! These are exactly the same people — all of them. These are all anti-science and pro-religion morons who all think vaccines and being gay is an abomination. Do not think for one G.D. second that these anti-vaxxer deaths are simply because of their consumption of “misinformation” or crusade to protect personal choice — you know where being gay is a personal choice, and apparently, a wrong one, which they are against and claim should not be protected. Again, this only reinforces the hypocrisy assertion that the author makes in the article. It’s all the same and it’s all intertwined, people. They willingly seek out and assimilate anti-vax information that already conforms to their bias and bigotry, which is why all this consternation about vaccines and masks, especially in schools, has turned school board meetings and the contents of libraries into battlegrounds of the culture war. Have you ever wondered why the sudden push of anti-LGBTQ issues? Why has this become such a big deal for RepubliKKKlans during the pandemic? There is a reason why COVID has exacerbated the culture war. There is absolutely no daylight between the two — anti-vaxxers and culture warriors attacking LGBTQ rights. These anti-vaxxers are killing themselves off and with them goes their hatred and, no doubt, their RepunliKKKlan vote. I say, good on this author for finally speaking plain truth!

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Not So Fast!

From CNN, “The Justice Department on Thursday announced the first sedition charges related to the January 6 insurrection, a watershed moment in the year-long investigation. The case resolves around the Oath Keepers, a far-right extremist group, and its leader Stewart Rhodes. Many of the defendants were already facing charges for storming the US Capitol building and deny wrongdoing. But the new indictment raises the stakes significantly and made public new details about their alleged plans for violence. Attorney General Merrick Garland had balked at the earlier efforts to bring the seditious conspiracy charge. But in the months since, people briefed on the matter say FBI investigators and DC federal prosecutors have spent much time building the case, at least in part with the help of cooperators and the benefit of internal communications among the Oath Keepers.” Hurray, I guess? The DOJ is working its way up the traitor food chain, I guess? This is significant, I guess?

Not so fast! Allow me to pour cold water all over this hot news. First, none of these indictments matter because the only way to completely dismantle the insurrectionist movement is to prevent traitor trump from taking office again, and at the moment it seems Biden and dumbass Democrats are doing everything in their power to roll out the welcome mat for the Traitor-in-Chief come the next presidential election. (I won’t get into the politics here, but suffice it to say the current state of affairs within the Democratic Party is getting worse by the day.) Without the will to go after traitor trump then nothing matters. And I don’t give one G.D. f*** how many or how big the indictments are coming from the DOJ. If they don’t hold traitor trump accountable then it is all in vain. And I promise you this: Garland will never ever pursue traitor trump. It is never going to happen — ever! Mark my words, f***tards. I don’t know how many times I have to say it. Second, these more consequential cases are going to be held up in court for years! Long enough for traitor trump to assume office and pardon everyone. You can mark my words on that one, too. All these people being charged and who have been convicted will be exonerated on traitor trump’s first day in office. Dare I say that it will be his first official act — probably executed via his inauguration speech. Just by speaking it then it will be so. Those still in jail will get their walking papers and everyone will have their convictions expunged. Traitor trump will erase any semblance of accountability for participating in an insurrection against our democracy. So, enjoy all the hoopla now. In the end, it will all mean nothing and democracy will be dead. Welcome to stupid America!

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Look Here, Morons!

According to CNN, “House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy said he will not cooperate with a request from the House select committee investigating the January 6 riot, hours after the panel asked the California Republican to voluntarily provide information, including details about former President Donald Trump’s state of mind during the Capitol attack and in the weeks after.” Look here, morons! No principal player, observer, or enabler of the insurrection is going to cooperate with the committee, as I have said many times. While quixotic dumbass Democrats, MSM commentators, and other progressive political pundits proclaim the select committee is making progress and starting to get aggressive, I say no! No they are not! It’s already too late, f***tards. Traitor trump has fully subsumed the RepubliKKKlan Party into his grander MAGA moron cult movement so that no person of importance is going to crack. Traitor trump has demanded RepubliKKKlans hold firm with the Big Lie and obstruction, and that is exactly what they are doing and will continue to do. They are standing firm and giving the committee and the country the middle finger — proudly. The one thing RepubliKKKlans have plenty of is time to do nothing, and they are using it effectively. The one thing dumbass Democrats have plenty of is cowardice. These targeted House members who received “letters” “asking” for voluntary testimony and cooperation are coming off as strong while standing up to the Left. RepubliKKKlans only gain popularity with their base when they obstruct. On the other hand, the Democratic base and Independents aren’t paying attention. They don’t care, of course! The committee members are left standing their saying words of admonishment, but ultimately having nothing more than their dicks in hand.

Unfortunately, the committee will do nothing in response. They are never going to subpoena a sitting member of the House, and the DOJ is worthless to do anything even if the committee referred House members for defying a Congressional subpoena. The courts will also do nothing. SCOTUS will defer to traitor trump and RepubliKKKlans as the justices find some magical House or presidential privilege to protect, thereby allowing members of Congress to serve while subverting the rule of law and the Constitution. They’ve been sitting on the House request to expedite the legal case to get Trump’s documents for weeks now, so it’s pretty clear that SCOTUS (the conservative wing) wants to run out the clock, too. We are really at the end of the road here already. And all this noise about the committee having interviewed hundreds of people and collected thousands of documents is going to be all rather meaningless. The committee may very well have gathered enough information to produce a very convincing report about what happened on January 6, 2021, but in the end, there will be a huge hole in the theory of the case. No one new will be convinced or swayed. RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons will still embrace the Big Lie; Democrats and Independents will shrug their shoulders. There will not be a smoking gun, for all RepubliKKKlans need to do is keep their mouths shut, and they will win. Mark my words, morons. The committee is just a bunch of smoke and mirrors trying to hide their fecklessness, not because they are incompetent but because they simply do not have the power and never did. This entire matter really should be in the hands of the DOJ. That, too, is a pipe dream. Our democracy is done, f***tards. I hate to break the news, but it is. When Democrats lose the House and possibly the Senate, then America is done for good. RepubliKKKlans are going to win just by obstructing. Democrats all too often let them. And, of course, no one cares! Oh, well. I guess people will still have Facebook, Twitter, and TikTok. Welcome to stupid America!

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#Dingbat Donald

Over my Christmas break, I started watching the early seasons of All in the Family, with the iconic main character Archie Bunk, who in the 1970s, represented the Everyman of racists and bigots. Archie Bunker was MAGA before MAGA was MAGA, and watching these sitcom episodes truly evinces the amount of growth and progress America has made during the intervening 50 years since the creation of Mr. Bunker. That progress, of course, is essentially zero. Seriously, listening to the character that the show writers created — as both a person to be mocked yet be completely representative of the times — echos what we hear today. One could easily update the stage set to something current and modify the dialog with today’s references while keeping the intent of the message the same, and the sitcom would be a perfect reflection of the 2000s. Everything Archie does and says about minorities, liberals, “my” president, the government, civil rights, taxes, and so forth back then is exactly the same sentiments that I hear from MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans today. In 50 years, the sitcom has not skipped a beat.

Still, the show was not number one in the Nielsen ratings from 1971 to 1976 for no reason; the show is funny. In fact, there is one catchphrase that I think should come back into vogue: Dingbat! While Archie all too often refers to his wife as a dingbat, I think it can be easily repurposed to greater effect and for a more deserving target: Traitor trump. I think Dingbat Donald is perfect and says it all. It rolls right off the tongue. Now, if only I had the social media clout to make it trend.

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‘Chief Justice Roberts’s bad math’

From The Hill, “Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts has a math problem. In his recently issued Year-End Report on the Federal Judiciary, the chief made a basic mistake that would be obvious to anyone who encounters simple math concepts – ratios, proportions, averages – in their work or pastimes, including sports fans, teachers, fulfillment center operators, bakers, mechanics, even lawyers and many others. Roberts’s miscalculation matters because it downplays an ethics problem among federal judges, as I will explain below.”

The title of the article from The Hill, which I used as the title of this post, intrigued me, and the substance of the piece coincidentally coincided with a couple of books I just read — How Not to Be Wrong: The Power of Mathematical Thinking by Jordan Ellenberg and The Drunkard’s Walk: How Randomness Rule Our Lives by Leonard Mlodinow. These books were — mostly — a breezy read since their contents were laymans’ interpretation of mathematics and statistics demonstrated by real-world, practical applications. Although I have taken countless math and statistics courses during my undergraduate and graduate studies — and then through self-study with post-graduate work — these books were a refreshing way to think about the subject matter that wasn’t written in pedantic prose. Then it occurred to me how many adults simply are never taught the basics of probability, statistics, mathematics, etc. Of course, this epiphany only reinforced my unyielding premise that Americas are just really f***ing stupid. Allow me to give a real-world example of the massive knowledge gap that “informs” the average American idiot. The person who cuts my hair is one such American moron, and every two weeks I must swallow my disdain to be cordial, not knowing what dumb-dumb notions will come out of her mouth as she watches Faux News. So, you see, all my rantings about RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons are well-grounded in my bi-monthly indoctrination of what’s new in crazy town. She may be a dingbat, but she cuts hair well, and I do need to stay in tune with the “other” side of “alternative facts” to justify my experienced writing. More to the point, she often likes to engage in the classic logical fallacy of cum hoc ergo propter hoc (“with this, therefore because of this”), which, in more colloquial parlance, means correlation proves causation. Of course, this is wrong reasoning. Correlation is not necessarily causation, but people in their failed ability to think critically like to assume that when two events occur together (or nearly together), one must be the cause of the other. A perfect example is when a moron like Joe Rogan contracts COVID, decides to take Ivermectin, claims the drug prevented his death, and thus touts its efficaciousness over vaccines, but never mind he probably was never going to die from the disease in the first place. But whatever! This is precisely how charlatan “medical” treatments by quacks get amplified and perpetuated, all because people are too stupid to think.

Then I am reminded of a friend who passed along part of a social media thread that was driving him crazy. The part of the exchange ended like this: Vaccinated people are 18 times more likely to die from COVID. Full stop! The logical conclusion (in the arguer’s mind) is that the COVID vaccine is bad and deadly, so don’t get it. My friend sent it to me as an example of some of the conversations he gets into, which probably are conversations he should avoid. But assuming the “18 times” number is a fact — doubtful, but again I have no idea where it came from because Lord knows these crazies quote everything and anything as gospel — what other piece of critical information is missing? Anyone? Does anyone at all have an answer? Can anybody out there provide one piece of information to support the counterfactual argument that vaccines are bad? How about this? The unvaccinated are 100 times more likely to die from COVID. Both statements can be true. Without the flipside of the argument (the unvaccinated), you are completely missing the salient point. Yes, of course, vaccinated people are going to die, but there is a greater chance you will die if you are not vaccinated. Clearly, having this additional piece of information would strongly suggest you should get vaccinated. But these lame-brained half “arguments” pervade everything when it comes to COIVD and anti-vaxxers more generally. Again, it is stupid thinking by stupid people meant to confuse other morons to make poorly reasoned arguments. COVID has not made America stupid; it’s only shone a light on just how benighted Americans actually are. And this is why traitor trump is the most popular politician in today’s profoundly stupid America. Oh my, I have severely digressed.

Getting back to Chief Justice Roberts. It is hard to say if Roberts does have a math problem or if his intentions were more insidious. It’s Roberts, so I’m going with insidious, duplicitous, malicious, and plain old mendacious. I’m sure he understands his sleight of hand calculations, knowing that the average moron does not. Therefore, he can get away with making profoundly wrong conclusions while having the air of infallibility disguised in high rhetoric and stately legal-esque prose, which all conveys a sense of logic beyond reproach. In short, Americans can be easily duped because they are not smart enough to know any better. Moreover, Americans are too stupid to recognize what they don’t know, and even if they were cognizant of such shortcomings, nothing would come of it because if the solution or information is not on Facebook or Twitter, then it does not exist. Try picking up a book, dare I say. Welcome to stupid America — always and forever. And no one cares!

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Democrats Will Always Get Outplayed

From CNN, “House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy has vowed to remove three Democratic lawmakers from key committee assignments if Republicans win back the chamber in the upcoming midterm elections. Citing a ‘new standard’ that Democrats had created last year by removing GOP Reps. Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia and Paul Gosar of Arizona from their committees for inflammatory rhetoric and posts, McCarthy told Breitbart he would strip Democratic Reps. Adam Schiff and Eric Swalwell, both of California, and Ilhan Omar of Minnesota of their committee assignments.” Of course, this was to be expected. Of course, RepubliKKKlans given their grievance and vengeance tantrums were always going to retaliate. And, of course, this expected threat — and soon to be a reality — should not have deterred Pelosi from kicking MTG and Gosar off their committee assignments. And it doesn’t matter that these RepubliKKKlans were disciplined for literally threatening fellow House members, nor does it matter RepubliKKKlans are seeking revenge just for the sake of revenge. I expected nothing less. What does matter, however, is that dumbass Democrats will always get outplayed; whereas Democrats reluctantly and judiciously act, they always see such restrained actions as a ceiling of behavior, taken only rarely and in extreme cases, such as removing treacherous people from their committees. RepubliKKKlkans, on the other hand, see the ceiling as the floor, so that no retribution is out of bounds. For them, there is no such thing as a proportional response. Just like traitor trump always vowed to hit back ten times harder, RepubliKKKlans will forever execute their spitefulness ten times as much. They always will, and dumbass Democrats will always be unwilling to raise their game in defense. Oh, well. Democrats’ weakness is killing the country. Once RepunliKKKlans take back the house, Democrats will never be able to regain the majority. Welcome to stupid America. Yuuuup!

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Praise Jesus! God Is Great! Hallelujah!

QAnon Retard (Dead)

From The Daily Beast, “A leading QAnon promoter who urged both her followers and strangers she passed on the street not to take the COVID vaccine died Thursday of the coronavirus, making her just the latest vaccine opponent killed by the disease. Cirsten Weldon had amassed tens of thousands of followers across right-wing social media networks by promoting the pro-Trump QAnon conspiracy under the screenname ‘CirstenW.’ She was prominent enough to become a sort of QAnon interpreter for comedian conspiracy theorist Roseanne Barr, and started recording videos about QAnon with her. … ‘The vaccines kill, don’t get it!’ Weldon warned the waiting vaccine recipients in an undated video posted to one of her online accounts. ‘This is how gullible these idiots are. They’re all getting vaccine!’ [sic] … In September, a QAnon follower named Veronica Wolski became a cause celebre in QAnon circles after she was hospitalized with the coronavirus. QAnon fans besieged the hospital with phone calls demanding that Wolski receive ivermectin, the deworming drug used by some as an unproven coronavirus treatment. Wolski died of the disease later that month.”

Praise Jesus! Hallelujah! ♪ ♫ Another one bites the dust. ♩ ♪ Another one bites the dust. ♩ ♪ And another one gone and another one gone. Hey. ♪ ♫ Another two QAnon f***tards are dead! Praise Jesus. I find it especially rich that “CirstenW.” believed those who got vaccinated were “gullible” “idiots.” I keep telling you, morons! America is just too f***ing stupid. Too stupid to survive. And I mean that in the literal sense — these QAnon retards keep dying because of their own stupidity. And in the figurative sense — the country cannot endure where these f***tards are allowed to prosper and spread their stupidity to others (until they die). Oh, and don’t for one G.D. second let experts try to tell you that these conspiracy theorists are merely being led astray or have some underlying social issues that make them susceptible to such craziness. That is all psycho-babel B.S. These people are just plain stupid. I’m sorry. They were born stupid, or they were dropped on their head as a baby or something, but these people are not the victims of society. Perhaps they are victims of genetics, but not because of societal shortcomings or “the system.” Look, everyone likes to think they’re smart, but clearly, not everyone can be, or the bell curve would be nonexistent. So, it is safe to say that people self-select themselves into the group of f***tards by choosing to believe in QAnon.

The stupid in this country is so deep and pervasive that it can never be undone. Seriously! These stories are the exact reason I created this blog and why I will never run out of stories on which to comment. So, keep dying AQnon retards, please! I know there are plenty of you out there. Welcome to stupid America! So stupid it hurts. *long sigh*

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Biden’s January 6 Anniversary Speech

Sure, it was fine for what it was. Sure, Biden was more fiery and showed more fight than usual, but he still needed to evoke fire and brimstone in his content. All in all, though, I think it is too little, too late. Forty percent of the population are going to ignore him willfully and will never be convinced by anything he says. These people, of course, are RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and other assorted traitors to America. As for the remaining 60 percent of the citizenry to which the speech was chiefly aimed, I would say most of those people were listening half-heartedly. Where I think Biden soared with rhetoric and idealism, he failed to stir up the fear factor specifically for those who were tuned in. Once again, Biden and dumbass Democrats keep believing the average voter is smart. The average voter is a moron! Thus, voters are too stupid to react to intellectual arguments; they respond to emotional arguments that require the use of the amygdala part of the brain — aka the lizard brain. So, when Biden talks about saving American democracy and America’s founding principles and preserving America’s legacy and the soul of the nation and the will of the people and so forth, these ideas are still too abstract to concern the average voter, which is why you will never hear RepubliKKKlans try to make such arguments. Indeed, when RepubliKKKlans avoid talking about America’s democracy in general, it is a win/win, for they know their voters don’t care about democracy, and their voters don’t comprehend such abstractions, yet their voters love the conservative moment more because leadership does not tax their lizard brains with such perceived nonsensical notions like democracy. F***! In fact, every time I do hear RepubliKKKlans talking about anything to stir up fear in their base, it’s usually them railing against socialism taking over the country. That abstraction, for some reason, they do seem to misunderstand, naturally.

Dare I say, most Independent and Democratic voters understand just as little. This is why Biden should have spoken in more doomsayer tones and with concrete examples of fear pointed directly at the listener. Fear works, f***tards. I don’t know how many times I have to say it. Clearly, it is advice dumbass Democrats routinely ignore — at their own peril. Biden needs to layout the image of America when RepubliKKKlans regain the House or the Senate and when traitor trump returns to office. He should speak in declarative terms, not with a subjective mood. Your healthcare will be gone! Denying healthcare for pre-existing conditions will return. There will be lifetime caps on healthcare again. You can be denied healthcare for any reason once again. You and your children will be more likely to die from a lack of access to healthcare. There will never be an effort to combat climate change, so your insurance will be out of control expensive, and your beachfront property will be underwater. That is, of course, if your house is not consumed by fire or a tornado. There will be water wars as the West dries up, and states are left to fend for themselves because the federal government has abandoned all accountability. Your marriage will become illegal — gay, inter-racial, inter-faith, unproductive. You will get poorer as the rich get richer. Open carry will be legal in every state, everywhere, and for everyone without training or a license. Open gun battles will be the new norm to settle minor confrontations everywhere, and you’ll be caught in the crossfire. Your children will die in school at the hands of daily school shootings in a nation where guns are more valuable than lives because gun manufacturers will be writing all the gun laws. COVID will never be under control as anti-vaxxers become the lawmakers. SCOTUS will ensure any right to privacy is wiped away, so your actions in the bedroom will be illegal and subject to prosecution. Christian theocracy will be the law of the land; freedoms you enjoy today will be illegal and a sin tomorrow. (But you’ll still have your Facebook and Twitter! God! Kill me now!) Biden should have painted a real dystopian landscape of what awaits America if democracy fails. He should lie if need be because lying works in America; most people are not smart enough to discern truth from lies (or “alternative facts”). Idealism in a speech is admirable but not nearly enough to excite the Democratic base that is sleeping in the face of the RepubliKKKlan base, which is woke and raping the country.

Let me end by saying one more thing. Biden still refuses to say traitor trump’s name, which I think is a grave mistake. I don’t know why he refuses to do so. He need not call him “President [traitor] trump,” but instead by the more prosaic title of Mr. [traitor] trump. In fact, I don’t think Biden should ever refer to traitor trump as the “former president” or “my predecessor.” It should be Mr. [traitor] trump all the time, every time, as if he were never president. That would irritate the former traitor-in-chief more than anything. When Biden refuses to say his name, to some degree, he fails to recognize and clearly define the threat. Lord knows, this is par for the course for dumbass Democrats; they only see the disaster after it’s too late. Oh, well. You’ve been warned, f***tards. Welcome to stupid America.