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‘lol, I’m not mad at you, you have to learn not to get caught’

From ABC News, “The parents of a teenager accused of killing four classmates at Oxford High School in Michigan have been charged in connection to the school shooting. ‘At the meeting, James and Jennifer Crumbley were shown the drawing and were advised that they were required to get their son into counseling within 48 hours,’ she said. ‘Both James and Jennifer Crumbley failed to ask their son if he had his gun with him or where his gun was located and failed to inspect his backpack for the presence of the gun, which he had with him.’ The parents left school while Ethan Crumbley returned to class, likely with the gun in his backpack, McDonald said. Once news broke of a shooting at the school, McDonald said Jennifer Crumbley texted her son, ‘Ethan, don’t do it.’ James Crumbley called 911 to report that a gun was missing from his house and said he believed his son may be the shooter, McDonald said.”

I cannot begin to convey the sense of blind rage I’m feeling right now, but I must calm and remind myself that this is stupid f***ing America; then everything always makes sense again. Soooo…this is the country that we live in. This is ‘MERICA! This is a country that puts guns over people at all times. This is a country where parents of a clearly troubled teen think it’s a good idea to buy him a gun. Un-f***ing-believable. I can’t with the stupid anymore. I just f***ing can’t.

As it turns out, the parents are more culpable than the child, as evinced by their brief period of being on the lamb. Naturally, these parents are — I have absolutely no doubt — “law and order” MAGA morons who will readily decry every other criminal while they were literally fugitives evading criminal charges. It never fails. The most vile political party attracts the most vile people who then breed vile offspring, all the while looking to every other person around them and claiming how vile the “other” is. Also, ironic that the “law and order,” Second Amendment-loving, and traitor trump-loving mother texted her son about how he should not get caught. “Do what you want but just don’t get caught!” I guess they practice what they preach as they absconded to avoid being arrested. Think about that; they fled, leaving their son behind to face first-degree murder charges. These parents…these “law and order” hypocrites…these “take personal responsibility” hypocrites…these MAGA morons…these “family values” hypocrites were more than willing to let their son hang out to dry for murder while they ran. Right on cue, they are thinking only about themselves. F*** the kid! Great family values because, hey, “all lives matter,” right? Especially the lives of those going to Oxford High School, as the parents insist their unstable, murderous kid goes back to class. Wow! Unbelievable. Typical RepubliKKKlans! I expected nothing less. It never f***ing fails. This is another reason why abortion needs to remain legal; not everyone should be a parent. Some people are just evil and should not be allowed to procreate. All these people are the same; they are a bird of the same feather that flocks together. And I also have no doubt that RepubliKKKlans and the MAGA moron army will start a GoFundMe page to pay for these criminals’ legal bills and to fund their retirement because this is exactly the country we are. I laugh after every tragic event like this because political pundits and other MSM moron commentators pontificate about how this tragedy does not represent America. Every f***ing time. “This is not who we are!” They exclaim! Hello, f***tards of the highest f***ing order! This is exactly who we are! Too many to count mass murders in high schools with guns obtained from the home is exactly who we are!

But, wait! There is more. Fear not citizens of ‘MERICA! Fear not, I say. Nothing will change! America’s guns are safe! This, too, shall pass, for deep, deep down inside the black hole of America’s soul no one cares. One mass killing after another mass killing at a school and nothing ever f***ing changes. People just move on and vote more RepubliKKKlans to office to protect their right to buy their kids guns so that the cycle can start all over again. Welcome to stupid America! Never quite dumb enough.

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Dumbass Democrats In My Legal Opinion

SCOTUS Will Kill Roe — Don’t Believe the Pundits Who Say Otherwise

After today’s arguments before SCOTUS on the matter of Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization, there will be many prognosticators trying to divine the meaning of the give-and-take among justices during questioning. To all that, I say rubbish; one need only count heads and look to the Texas abortion law. Thomas, Alito, and Gorsuch are votes locked in to overturn Roe, without question. In fact, I have no doubt they already drafted their opinions before today’s oral arguments, for they have long since justified their reasoning years ago. And do not be fooled by Kavanaugh and Barret! They now have the power to kill Roe, and they will do so after some superficial “wrangling” with their conscience over the law and stare decisis. So, that creates the requisite five-member majority. Roberts will go no further than upholding the Mississippi law. He’s more of a kill Roe by a thousand cuts (or opinions) type of guy. And I don’t care what pundits are saying about how they think the Court will try to thread the needle; that is to say, keep Roe but weaken it. Those people are morons and have not been paying attention to this entire decades-long saga, not just today’s oral arguments. To be sure, today was catastrophic for women’s rights.

The real question, however, is why would the justices wait to overturn Roe, given a chance before them right now? Indeed, they have no need to wait. Let’s game this out for a second. If there is any aspect of Roe or Casey, more specifically, that may save abortion rights in the current SCOTUS term, it is the notion of fetal viability, which is currently around 24 weeks. Let us say Roberts is angling votes to arrive at a majority that upholds the Mississippi law — abortion ban after 15 weeks — while keeping Roe technically intact. Immediately, the viability standard, which has been the law of the land for 30 years, goes right out the window in favor of some arbitrary standard (i.e., 15 weeks). What then prevents another state from passing another arbitrary standard of 12 weeks or six weeks? Oh, wait. Isn’t there already a state that bans abortions after six weeks? Which one could that be? Texas, perhaps?

And that brings me to my earlier point: No need to divine what the justices might do; merely look to what they have already done! They allowed the Texas law, with a 6-week ban, to go and remain in effect for months while working through their state of flummox by a law anointing citizen-vigilante litigators. Their actions — or lack thereof — are more telling than their interrogatories during oral arguments. This is a classic case of believing what they do, not what they say. For instance, with the Texas lawsuit, SCOTUS would typically hold the status quo while allowing such a novel legal case to work its way through the lower courts, but they did not do that. No! Instead, they effectively allowed a total ban on abortions in Texas to become law. At the same time, they ponder “interesting legal questions” such as having the Texas legislature rely upon citizens to enforce a law that abridges a person’s constitutional rights. Indeed, “how interesting” and convenient! Oh, no. Let’s not protect a person’s constitutional rights first and foremost while we think; we’ll just kill your rights in the meantime and then let you know later if you get those rights back. Apparently, the 6-week standard is really the newly accepted threshold.

Given that most women don’t even know they are pregnant until week four or later if they have irregular menstruation cycles, the 6-week ban is effectively a full-on ban. In which case, why stop there? Why not take the short leap of making an abortion ban in effect be an abortion ban in law? I’m not going to split hairs by predicting a ruling where they gut Roe but keep it in name only. I say they will completely overturn Roe, arguing that it was a case wrongly decided 50 years ago. I think they’re already there! Now, they just need to type it up, format it, and hit print. Oh, well. Elections have consequences, and dumbass Democrats are the last ones to understand that. The countdown begins! Mark my words, morons! Nothing matters anymore. Your rights will be next, so be careful what you wish for and what rights you cherish. America is literally going backward with our rights. And welcome to stupid f***ing America!

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Purely Moronic

Another Mass Killing at a High School, but Don’t Worry, Folks! Nothing Will Ever Change, Except for More Guns — Everywhere

Looks like Oxford High School in the great militia-loving state of Michigan is the latest member in our Union to approve of gun violence, especially in high schools. No need to belabor the circumstances, but I will cut right to the key point in this case: The father bought the gun four days before his son murdered four classmates. Without a doubt, both parents should be charged with accessory to murder. Yeah, yeah, I know. The definition of accessory doesn’t quite fit, but for the parents to get away with something trivial such as failing to secure a firearm would be criminal. Sorry, but these parents are criminals! Full f***ing stop! I am so f***ing G.D. sick of teens doing the killing while parents provide the guns, and the parents invariably get away with facilitating murder. Parents are never held accountable. I don’t feel bad for the Crumbley’s at all. In fact, they disgust me. And of course! Of course! Of course, these parents are MAGA morons. I expected nothing less. This type of white trash breeds. MAGA morons breed little MAGA morons who then buy their little MAGA moron terrorists guns who then kill people. Fan-f***ing-tastic. No one can doubt that if the father had not purchased the gun for whatever reason — the son thought it looked “cool” ala Rittenhouse — then this massacre would have never happened. I guess this is the new standard: “Dad buy me a cool gun!” But whatever. Guns over people — as usual! I live in stupid hell. And as I write after every mass killing at a high school: I can’t wait for nothing to change. Yippie! No one cares! Mark my words, morons. Welcome to stupid America. Proving our worthlessness daily!

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MAGA Morons RepubliKKKlans

I Still Wish Traitor [T]rump Dies!

According to The Guardian, “Donald Trump tested positive for Covid-19 three days before his first debate against Joe Biden, the former president’s fourth and last chief of staff has revealed in a new book. … Nonetheless, the stunning revelation of an unreported positive test follows a year of speculation about whether Trump, then 74 years old, had the potentially deadly virus when he faced Biden, 77, in Cleveland on 29 September – and what danger that might have presented.” Of course, traitor trump totally acted without any regard to other people’s well-being. Classic! Just like every other RepybliKKKlan and MAGA moron. So, I will gladly return the same measure of concern for traitor trump’s health that he pays to everyone else: Drop dead, traitor trump! Quickly! Your mother should have smothered you in the crib!

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Evil Evangelicals

Praise Jesus! Lamb Is Dead!

From NBC News, “Marcus Lamb, a co-founder and the CEO of the conservative Christian Daystar Television Network who vocally opposed Covid-19 vaccines, has died at 64, weeks after he contracted Covid-19, the network said. … In recent months, a number of prominent anti-vaccination Christian broadcasters have died from Covid-19. Conservative radio hosts Dick Farrell, Phil Valentine and Marc Bernier, who were unvaccinated, all died after they contracted Covid.” Good! Praise Jesus! I prayed for all their deaths, and my prayers have been answered. I guess some of us have more sway with God than others. Now, if only all the other evil evangelicals would drop dead, for evangelicals are the least Christ-like! Welcome to stupid America — Christian hypocrisy capital of the world!

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Dumbass Democrats MAGA Morons Politics Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

I Just Love Chauncey DeVega

He writes in Salon, “Democrats are being encircled by a radicalized Republican Party increasingly committed to fascism. Instead of organizing their forces and launching a coordinated counterattack, the Democrats are fighting many battles at once — and losing most of them. … The Republican fascists and larger ‘conservative’ movement are continuing their ‘culture war’ attacks. Their newest weapon is the right-wing moral panic about ‘critical race theory,’ against which Democrats have been largely defenseless. … The Republican fascist movement is successfully attacking truth and reality, and once again, liberals and progressives have no remotely equivalent propaganda machine. … Instead of leading a counterattack and rallying his supporters, Joe Biden has sought consensus. This may be a historically dreadful decision. … As shown by their behavior and language, Republicans and their supporters are prepared to fight a life-and-death battle to end multiracial democracy in America. In response, Democrats are giving stern lectures about proper comportment and the importance of so-called democratic institutions. It would be laughable if it were not tragic. … Democrats and many of their supporters, along with the mainstream news media, consistently underestimate the extreme danger to American society posed by right-wing militias and the larger ‘Patriot’ movement. … Liberal Democrats in particular are extremely invested in presenting an image of, ‘We’re going to just keep going on. Everything’s just going to keep working the way it always has.’ I’m here to tell you that normal is gone and it is not coming back for a really long time. And it will not come back until we recognize that we have this powerful force attacking our democratic institutions and basically the heart of what America is. We can’t fight it if we don’t recognize it. … I am of the mind that that [sic] there has to be some kind of world-shaking tragedy for the American people to wake up. Even then I am not sure such a horrible thing would be enough to wake people up. Here in this country we have developed an incredible reflex for normalizing the crises and dangers.”

DeVega is one of the few progressive writers who actually gets it! I quoted only a small portion of a much lengthier article, but I encourage you to read it in its entirety. No truer words have ever been written. He actually understands the threats to America’s democracy which includes Democrats’ incompetence. And he understands how dumbass Democrats are just as much of a menace as RepubliKKKlans because they are blind to the conservatism scourge killing (literally and not) America. I especially appreciated how he called out progressives for expecting a return to normal. Again, a state of affairs I have long said is never going to happen; normal is gone for good. But leave it to dumbass Democrats to be thinking about yester-year while RepubliKKKlans plan for the future — an America without a democracy. Needless to say, we are f***ed! Americans are too stupid. Dumbass Democrats are too clueless and too weak. RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons are too strong and relentless. Oh, well! I’ve been saying it for several months now, but it is the countdown to the end of democracy for these reasons. Mark my words, f***tards! Whatever! I give up! Welcome to stupid America!

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Dumbass Democrats Politics Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

Like I Said, America Is Too Stupid to Survive

From The Washington Post, “A year after local and state election officials came under immense pressure from Trump to subvert the results of the 2020 White House race, he and his supporters are pushing an ambitious plan to place Trump loyalists in key positions across the administration of U.S. elections. The effort goes far beyond the former president’s public broadsides against well-known Republican state officials who certified President Biden’s victory, such as Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger and Arizona Gov. Doug Ducey. Citing the need to make elections more secure, Trump allies are also seeking to replace officials across the nation, including volunteer poll watchers, paid precinct judges, elected county clerks and state attorneys general, according to state and local officials, as well as rally speeches, social media posts and campaign appearances by those seeking the positions. If they succeed, Trump and his allies could pull down some of the guardrails that prevented him from overturning Biden’s win by creating openings to challenge the results next time, election officials and watchdog groups say.”

So, this is a foregone conclusion because RepubliKKKlans will get away with their nefarious plans, and dumbass Democrats, as usual, will be entirely caught off guard as they naively expect and rely upon the average citizen always to do the right thing and care. Not! If there is one truism about Americans, it is that they are completely apathetic about politics. Once again, and as always, dumbass Democrats just don’t f***ing get it! They just have no clue how to fight, where the battlefield is, or who the enemy is. Dominating election boards and the local election process in key swing states is how RepubliKKKlans will steal elections (i.e., our democracy), thereby achieving permanent power, while Democrats will give it to them on a silver platter. We get the government we deserve, so get ready, f***tards! Oh, well! Welcome to stupid America!

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Smash-and-Grab Crime

These smash-and-grab crime sprees are not mere larceny! People should understand this is not simple theft or some crime committed for the thrill of it. No! This is a form of terrorizing the public, who now have to worry about going to the mall. So, do not be duped into thinking these people are just stealing “things.” They are stealing our sense of security. These are violent crimes. Not violence against our physical bodies, but violence against the body of our society. As such, these offenders should really be charged with capital offenses. Seriously, lock them up and throw away the key. I don’t care how young the criminals are. This is one strike, and you’re out! And this is not me turning conservative or being unsympathetic (well, maybe a bit unsympathetic); it’s me just being over it and being sick of people acting like they don’t live within a larger society. Consequently, these criminals need to be removed from civilization — permanently! Let’s save the topic of police reform for another day.

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Purely Moronic

Omicron

Wow! What a f***ing G.D. MSM joke of the highest f***ing order. I’ve been attentive to news reports over the holiday weekend about this new variant, and all I have been able to discern is the MSM’s attempt to simultaneously gin up fear and calm in the same segment. Indeed, I heard contradictions from the same guest doctor. Un-f***ing-believable! Only in the American news culture of fear can this happen. To be sure, given the lack of evidence, news anchors and celebrity doctors (excluding Dr. Fauci), alike, are all over the board with their opinions on what Omicron means for the pandemic — from it could be worse than Delta to it could be another Lambda which originated in Peru and basically went nowhere. I am starting to see how the average person can be confused by pandemic messaging because the MSM is latching onto the first (and every) tidbit of meaningless information and ill-informed opinion. Now, I’m not saying Omicron is something not to be concerned about, for this variant contains many more mutations in the spike protein than any other single variant, which really does define how the virus interacts with one’s cells and immune system; however, at this point, be wary but don’t panic until the science is in even though the MSM wants to portend doom no matter what because that’s what people want. Americans seem to always want to be in a state of fear! Nonetheless, it is still my deep wish this variant kills more of the willingly unvaccinated while the fully vaccinated will remain protected. Seriously! The only way we are going to get beyond the pandemic is when the stupid die off — faster!

Then of all the doctors I’ve heard over the weekend, there were only one or two willing to go out on a “limb” by conjecturing that Omicron is already in the U.S., while others obliquely suggest that it could eventually come to our shores. Well, of course, it’s already here, morons! Seriously! Have we learned nothing in the nearly two years of living with COVID? There is absolutely no reason to tip-toe around speculating about something that is a near certainty. (Because America is still doing a piss poor job at genomic testing of COVID we haven’t detected it yet. So, Omicron is out there, folks. We just can’t find it.) When doctors and scientists fail to state the obvious — even when it cuts against their “let the science speak” ethos — it really does diminish their expertise and reputation. Sometimes a zebra is a f***ing zebra; you don’t have to do a genetic test first to confirm that it’s not a horse. While I don’t doubt T.V. doctors, I do find myself screaming at my laptop when they couch their expert answers with terms like “may,” “should,” “could,” “perhaps,” etc. By the time they finish answering a question on COVID, they have qualified their response into oblivion where anything is possible and nothing has been elucidated. Welcome to stupid America!

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Politics

Preach Brother David Rothkopf! Preach!

One may accuse me of seeking out and commenting on articles that only provide confirmation bias — and one may be correct — but apparently, confirmation bias grows on trees then! According to the Daily Beast, “A widely respected jurist, Garland was picked by Biden to depoliticize the DOJ and end the abuses of its power we saw under Trump appointees Jeff Sessions and Bill Barr. Certainly, he has made some strides in that direction. But if the result of his de-politicization is tiptoeing around the egregious serial wrongdoing of the leaders of the Republican Party, then his efforts will have exactly the opposite of the intended effect. By failing to hold Trump and Co. accountable, Garland will set the stage for them to continue unabated their efforts to turn the U.S. into a one-party state in which only Republicans can win elections, and any tactics they may use to hold on to power will have been effectively validated by the inaction of Garland and his DOJ. … We also have not heard a peep out of them in terms of prosecuting the dozen instances of clear obstruction of justice that Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s report cited against Trump. We have seen that Garland is letting the highly politicized investigation of special prosecutor John Durham into the conduct of the Trump-Russia investigation continue (by continuing its funding). We, therefore, have the real prospect that those who sought to look into the Trump-Russia ties that both Mueller and Congressional investigations have demonstrated were real, unprecedented, and dangerous might be prosecuted, while those who actively sought the help of a foreign enemy to win an election will not be. … And yet Garland’s behavior to date has left me apprehensive. Conversations I have had with folks inside DOJ have not eased those concerns. There, frustration with Garland begins with his management style (which insiders liken to that of a judge running his chambers in which his office is a kind of bubble apart from the department and staffed by a small team akin to the clerks he had when he was in the judiciary).”

So! I have written numerous times (and at length) long before others that we are f***ed because of our pathetic A.G. Garland. Here is but one more published work echoing what I’ve been saying for nearly a year now. Do not be fooled by illustrious legal “experts” cautioning us to be “patient” with Garland, for he may be investigating the traitor trump syndicate, which takes time and should not be publicized. That is all f***ing B.S. All of it. Mueller already spent the better part of two years investigating traitor trump. He wrote two volumes laying out the crimes of the previous administration, so I have no idea why or how much longer it would take Garland to pick up where Mueller left off unless, of course, he has no interest in prosecuting said traitor. Then there is the insurrection. Apparently, Garland has no interest in pursuing anyone beyond the little fish, so expect nothing to happen there. Even if, by some miracle of God, the January 6 Committee turns up something of significance against traitor trump — it won’t — don’t expect Garland to pursue that either.

All that being said, let us say, for the sake of argument, Garland is quietly pursuing an investigation into traitor trump — a laughable thought, but let’s continue this mental exercise for a moment — then time is still running out. Indeed, too much time has already been wasted. There is one ace in the hole traitor trump has that no one is writing about, and that is his upcoming presidential run. Yes, yes. Many journalists are asking, Will he or won’t he? But that is the wrong angle and the wrong question. People think he’s waiting for the right political moment to announce. Wrong! He’s waiting for the right legal moment, morons. Traitor trump knows that once he announces his run for president, any investigation into him would instantly become politically charged — the same optics Garland eschews. It’s now or never, and I guess Garland is going with never. Traitor trump knows he can halt all his legal problems by merely declaring his candidacy. Ideally, he wants the House flipped to RepubliKKKlan control before announcing, so he’s waiting, but if something changes with the status of an investigation or legal case, then watch out! He’ll announce sooner, for Traitor trump gets the same politician protections as a declared presidential candidate. He’ll scream political witch hunt, and prosecutors will be stunned into inaction even more so than they are now. And at that exact moment, everything — and I mean everything — in America will be lost forever. Mark my words, f***tards. Welcome to stupid America!