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Kudos to Chauncey DeVega

A prominent author on Salon writes, “America remains in the grip of an existential democracy crisis: Donald Trump’s Republican-fascists and their movement are on the march, winning victory after victory while the Democrats and the ‘resistance’ are hunkered down, doing little if anything to fight back. … America is literally amusing itself to death, even as we learn further details about how Donald Trump and his agents attempted a coup to overthrow American democracy after his defeat in the 2020 election. … But the more basic and more plausible explanation is that the American people are attracted to juvenile and immature distractions, and that those impulses drive the mainstream news media’s ad revenues. Those concerns should wither away in the face of an unprecedented crisis of democracy crisis. Of course, that is unlikely to happen. … As the country succumbs to fascism, the American people, for the most part, are like the moviegoers in the cover image of the classic edition of Guy Debord’s ‘Society of the Spectacle,’ sitting transfixed in 3D glasses, seduced by the images on the screen and numb to the world outside. Trump’s agents, allies, and followers have set the theater on fire, but to this point the audience hasn’t noticed and likely would not even care if they did.”

Chauncey is being polite. I take a more direct attitude: America is too f***ing stupid to survive. Too stupid to care and too stupid to understand and be concerned about anything other than the bright shiny object directly in front of them — Americans want the traitor trump show. How many f***ing times have I said it? How many times? Americans looked into the traitor trump mirror and fell in love with the reflection. They want to be entertained on Facebook — the enemy entertainment platform of humanity. They want to be entertained on Instagram and Twitter. People want to be entertained by the next reality T.V. show — the White House edition. And how many times have I said this: Biden is merely the intermission before the end of democracy — sure to be the greatest show on Earth! And no one cares as long as people don’t have to think because critical thinking is too tough and Americans are too stupid. Oh, well. I give up. I’m just counting down the days to the end of traitor trump’s next term — assuming America’s democracy survives. Oh, but it won’t. Welcome to stupid America! Hint: It’s already too late, f***tards! I live in stupid hell!

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I Am One of the Four in Ten! The Hot War Is Coming, F***tards!

From AlterNet, “The highly-respected University of Virginia’s nonpartisan Center for Politics has released a new study that finds a majority of Trump voters believe it’s time to split the country into two, with ‘red states’ and ‘blue states’ seceding from the Union. The organization, headed by Larry Sabato of ‘Sabato’s Crystal Ball,’ reports that four in ten Biden voters agree. ‘The divide between Trump and Biden voters is deep, wide, and dangerous. The scope is unprecedented, and it will not be easily fixed,’ said UVA Center for Politics Director Larry J. Sabato. … Eight in 10 Biden and Trump voters say elected officials from the opposition party present a ‘clear and present danger’ to democracy. Almost eight in 10 Biden and Trump voters say Americans who support the opposite party have also become a ‘clear and present danger’ to the American way of life.”

I’ve been saying for well over a year now that America is headed toward another civil war, but I suppose I must amend that notion. We’re already at war as of 6 January 2021. Traitor trump, RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon stormed the Bastille, and in so doing set the civil war smoldering. Things are about to get hotter! I totally agree that America should split into red and blue states. In the current arrangement, I am sick of my tax dollars flowing out of blue states (givers) and into red states (takers) because, by definition, conservatives are dumber and poorer, requiring handouts and entitlements from the smart, rich states. So by all means, buh-bye! Let the blue states with the largest, richest economies of the Union form our own country — California, New York, Pennsylvania, Illinois, etc. Let the states with the best universities in the world come together — MIT, Standford, Harvard, University of Chicago, Yale, Princeton, University of Pennsylvania, Columbia, Cal Tech, Northwestern. All the top universities in the world — and I mean all — are in blue states, and that is not a coincidence. So, by all means, let’s get the f*** out of the Union. The stupid states are dragging us down! Not to mention that the Capitol is already surrounded by blue states and the Capitol itself is vastly Democratic. I guess the red states can put their capital somewhere in Flori-duh! So, let the red states unionize and eventually wither on the vine; I mean given their predilection for unregulated gun ownership, “personal responsibility,” and being anti-science, they’ll end up killing themselves off soon enough. Then we can just invade and take over in a decade or so. Honestly, the blue states should still be occupying forces in the red states since 1865. Bring it! I will miss Orlando, though.

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I Am Only Slightly Impressed

According to Axios, “Two Ohio men were sentenced to serve 45 days in prison after prosecutors requested incarceration for the first time at sentencing hearings for Capitol rioters who took plea deals for nonviolent misdemeanors. … Federal judges have debated whether the no-prison plea deals offered to low-level Jan. 6 defendants are too lenient to deter potential future attackers. … The two steelworkers from Columbus can be heard laughing at police officers in video footage obtained by the government. Rau later entered one of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s (D-Calif.) evacuated conference rooms. … Prosecutors requested a four-month prison sentence for each.” I guess AG Garland finally got the hit? It is ridiculous that several judges had to question the sentencing recommendations of the federal government for traitor defendants before federal prosecutors began requesting jail time for said offenders. I seriously don’t give one G.D. f*** how minor the offenses associated with the terrorist attack on the Capitol are. Every misdemeanor for every criminal — first offense or not — should get at least one year of jail time! Full stop! No exceptions! I don’t care if you were one of those idiot “tourist”-types taking pictures who happened to follow the crowd into the Capitol. Any reasonable person — I know, it’s a stretch with these MAGA morons and QAnon f***tards — should have known their entry was illegal. (And I would go so far as to say those on the steps are just as criminal because they clearly breached pedestrian and police barriers.) If anything, people should be jailed for a year purely because of their stupidity! These four month recommendations are a start, but the judges really should be ignoring such recommendations and give stiffer sentences because they are right: What the federal government is doing by being weak and cutting consequence-free plea deals are encouraging future terrorists to commit treasonous acts. It’s all par for the course with dumbass Democrats. Their pusillanimous posture is completely the work of weak, weak AG Garland. Whatever! All these people will be pardoned anyway when traitor trump returns to the White House, so all this frustration is moot. Oh, well. Welcome to stupid America! Nothing ever changes.

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Don’t Worry — Dumbass Democrats Are Doing a Fine Job Helping RepubliKKKlans Destroy America

Don’t be fooled by all these subpoenas from the House select committee to investigate the 6 January 2021 terrorist attack on the Capitol. There are only two things to come from these subpoenas: Empty seats and assertions of the Fifth Amendment. In other words, silence! Do not think for a second any significant, germane witness is going to show up to testify. Not! Going! To! Happen! Sure, you might have a few low-level worthless errand-boys or errand-girls testify about acquiring some stupid permit to protest or organizing buses for travel, but people like Mark Meadows, Dan Scavino, Steve Bannon, Kash Patel are never going to testify, and what will dumbass Democrats do about it? Nothing. Not a f***ing thing as usual and predictably. Traitor trump and all his henchmen will get away with it. And don’t believe all these MSM pundits and commentators falling all over themselves to insist that House Democrats could hold these witnesses in contempt of Congress or engage other maneuvers to force testimony. That is never going to happen and even if the House referred criminal contempt charges to the DOJ, then weak AG Garland will not pursue those charges because — again — dumbass Democrats are weak. When is the last time someone was charged for contempt of Congress where there were meaningful consequences — jail or fine? Nearly forty years ago. So, nothing is going to happen because this is a consequence-free country. Traitors will continue to treason. RepubliKKKlans will continue to destroy America. And dumbass Democrats will continue to do nothing, except fail to govern. The only thing this select committee is going to prove is just how weak and incompetent Democrats are to protect America’s democracy and hold traitors accountable. This is only going to embarrass dumbass Democrats. Mark my words. Can’t wait for RepubliKKKlans to return to power to wage war on the rest of us as Democrats roll out the red carpet. Welcome to stupid America. I expected nothing less from a country of morons.

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Because Democrats Are Weak and Stupid

Democrats are impossibly stupid, and America is f***ed as a consequence. F***! Just another day that I have to wake up hating Democrats even more than usual because every day there is yet another obvious example of a completely weak and feckless party that is still stuck on trying to govern like it’s the 1990s. F*** me! Wake the f*** up, morons!

What is the latest mortification? AlterNet says it well, “When Joe Biden ran for president, he touted his history in the Senate and as vice president of making deals across the aisle and working with Republicans. He said that he would be able to productively cooperate with the GOP if he were elected — and that the fierce partisan divisions would cool. … But about eight months into the Biden presidency, this strategy isn’t paying dividends. Arguably, it’s been dramatically weakening the Democrats’ strategic position and backfiring on them. … But this is the reward Democrats get for trying to reach a bipartisan deal on police reform. They got no deal, wasted months of effort, and they gave their opponents an opportunity to paint them with a label they’ve desperately been trying to avoid. … And this was all entirely predictable. Scott himself was never a genuine, good-faith negotiator on criminal justice.”

Of course. Of course. Of course. There was never going to be a deal on police reform, and, of course, this was all entirely predictable. This was all just a RepubliKKKlan ploy to waste more time and more energy. Of course, these “negotiations” were always intended to crash and burn at the hands of RepubliKKKlans so they could blame dumbass Democrats and re-litigate “defund the police.” Of course, dumbass Democrats fell for it lock, stock, and barrel. Worse still is that idiot Biden expected something different from RepubliKKKlans. God-f***ing-damm*t! I’m starting to get really, really disgusted with Biden and his complete obliviousness to the threat that is traitor trump and the RepubliKKKlan Party. I’m getting sick of him talking as if there is some “normal” to which we are all going to return eventually. At this point, I genuinely have no idea what is more dangerous? Traitor trump’s shadow presidency and his daily attack on America’s democracy or Biden and his inability to understand the threat that traitor trump is inflicting by remaining out of prison. Whatever! I give up. Welcome to stupid America. Why bother anymore? It’s all stupid all the m*****f***ing time.

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Well, This Is a Pickle

What do you can a sham Arizona election “audit” that ultimately affirms what previous legitimate audits concluded? An audit I guess. Some poor taxpayers are being grifted by Cyber Ninjas — and the taxpayers like it because they’ll keep electing more grifting RepubliKKKlans no matter what they do! No matter what the results of the Cyber Ninja audit, it will be justification for more voter suppression laws and outright overturning (stealing) elections in the future. And, of course, no one will care! Democracy is dying by a thousand cuts and one sham audit at a time. Welcome to stupid America!

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The Southern Border — Yet Another Biden Disaster

According to CNN, “The number of migrants — many of them Haitian — assembled in the temporary site swelled from roughly 400 a week ago. At times, the number has topped 14,000. The surge may owe simply to word of mouth and social media that the border at Del Rio was open [it’s not], US Border Patrol Chief Raul Ortiz has said.” To be honest, I am completely agnostic about the policies and virtues of immigration. Legal immigration should be orderly and well-defined. Illegal immigration should not happen, but congratulations to those lucky ones who make it. Welcome to stupid America if you really want to be here. I do know one thing, though. No wall has ever stopped any population from going around, over, under, or through. Walls as the only solution do not work! They just waste money! But the racists of America love them as a cure-all and blatant symbol of prideful xenophobia. Ideally, border control is multi-faceted and comprehensive, starting with ameliorating social/economic conditions at the source (foreign countries) and ending with mitigating demand for cheap labor domestically. Unfortunately, recent mass migration from other countries to our southern border is directly related to climate change, but don’t get me started on that! (Because no one cares! Climate change! What climate change?)

My biggest complaint with Biden’s handling of the southern border is purely the optics of it and how it impacts the voting inclination of the center. So, I don’t f***ing care what the far-left and far-right think. I only care about what the swing voter thinks on immigration, and chaos at the border — predictable or not, Biden’s fault or not — clearly hurts Biden. It says more about his inability to control a situation. The mess at the border demonstrates yet another instance of Biden not having a grip on the country. The immigration crisis is additive to all the other crap — much of it self-inflicted — that Biden’s administration is clearly mishandling. It’s one thing after another with his failure to deliver a successful outcome. This guy needs a f***ing win. If he needs to come down hard on the border to evince his power and strength to control a crisis, then so be it. Let the far-left b*tch. I don’t care. As of right now, Biden is coming off as weak and feckless. But whatever. These situations are all micro-movements or micro-bricks — if you will — that are paving the way for traitor trump to win the next presidential election because Lord knows Biden’s DOJ is never going to hold the Insurrectionist-in-Chief accountable for destroying our democracy. Welcome to stupid America!

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What the F*** Is Wrong with Biden?

Now I’m just pissed because I see Biden continuing to pave the way for traitor trump’s return to the White House. I speak of the submarine deal with Australia, which I suppose also doubles as a metaphor for what Biden is doing to his presidency, the Democratic Party, and America’s democracy. The resulting fallout with France is just one more example — on the heals of the Afghanistan disaster — of the Biden administration’s foreign affairs incompetence. Jesus-f***ing-Christ. I thought I voted for the component guy. I thought I voted for the guy who would not sh*t on our allies. I thought I voted for the guy who would contemplate consequences first and then act accordingly.

Instead, I keep getting a president who leads an administration that can’t seem to recognize obvious outcomes one day into the future. What a f***ing joke. Let’s not sugarcoat the obvious here: Biden stabbed France — our longest ally — in the back by negotiating a submarine deal with Australia to France’s detriment (and embarrassment). And now he’s playing catch-up and make-up. Unbelievable. I understand Biden’s motive to strengthen our relationship with Australia via this deal as a means to counter China’s growing military strength in the hemisphere. Still, the way his administration did it was a disaster. We treated France poorly by it. And people wonder why his job approval rating keeps sinking. Get ready for traitor trump’s return at this rate. I just don’t see things turning around. And I won’t even get into Biden’s legislative disasters — for a seasoned Senator who was supposed to know how to bring two sides together and get stuff done. I’ll save that train wreck for another post. Welcome to stupid America! We get the government we deserve, and we like it!

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One Person Gets It: Andrew O’Hehir

I am literally going to copy-paste the entire Salon article because he nailed it, and I will add one more thought: There is no other enlightened path forward. The darkness he sees is the end of America’s democracy. He basically summed up everything I’ve been arguing, except without calling America stupid, which is perhaps the only other missing factor in his analysis. He is right that dumbass Democrats are trapped in no small part because of their own doing and ridiculously grand notions of expecting politics to be fair and the electorate to “come around” which was never going to happen by wishing and hoping for it — and Democrats will have deserved every bit of it! So, they are boxed in and all RepubliKKKlans need do is bide their time for permanent rule when they steal the next, final election in America. Pay particular attention to the emphasized paragraph below. Oh, well! The country is lost and irredeemable at this point. Welcome to stupid America!

We've got a fair number of repentant former Republicans roaming loose on the political landscape these days. They like to tell us that the onetime Party of Lincoln must be thoroughly defeated and destroyed before it can be rebuilt as a respectable, mainstream center-right organization. That's an encouraging team-building exercise, I guess — if we set aside everything about observable reality and play an extended game of Let's Pretend We're Grownups, like a bunch of eight-year-olds trying on Mom and Dad's Clinton-era wardrobe.
Even looking past the question of whether the reconstructed GOP 2.0 these folks imagine would be remotely viable (as to which: ha!), we still have the question of who's going to defeat the exceptionally nasty current version of the Republican Party, and how. These GOP apostates, it's worth noting, were totally OK with cutting taxes for the rich and running up massive deficits on endless, pointless, destructive overseas wars. They find themselves deeply shocked, however, by the party's swerve into overt racism, know-nothingism and borderline fascism, elements of the Republican coalition they believed could be kept in the basement indefinitely.
This call to arms by ex-Reaganites is presumably meant to fire up Democrats, who have been told repeatedly over the past 30 years or more that America's changing demographics were certain to deliver them a permanent majority coalition someday very, very soon. In this less-than-inspiring vision of utopia, benevolent intersectional liberals would govern wisely and forever, while Republicans would be consigned to regional, resentful rump-party status until and unless they gradually became a lot more like Democrats.
As you may have noticed, this keeps on not happening, and at this point the "emerging Democratic majority" is starting to sound like old-time Soviet dogma about true communism being just over the horizon. Yes, Democrats have won the popular vote in seven of the last eight presidential elections — while managing to lose two of those anyway — but for a variety of reasons I don't need to rehearse here have found it impossible to hold or build congressional majorities, or to do much of anything with them when they have them.
More important than any of that, although absolutely related, is how Democrats have responded to the obvious Republican assault on democracy over the last couple of years, in the manner of a truckload of Brookings Institution scholars stuck in cold molasses, determined to consider all sides of the question fairly and not to let anyone accuse them of acting hastily. I'm not suggesting that Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer haven't expressed genuine alarm or said more or less the right things, because they have. But as you have perhaps observed, they haven't leveraged those words into action: They haven't ditched the filibuster or expanded the Supreme Court or passed any of the bills in front of them that are meant to fortify the right to vote, for the love of Jesus Christ.
This isn't a nice thing to say about a bunch of mostly sane and approximately reasonable people, but here's the truth: If you set out to design a left-center political party that was fated to surrender, little by little, to authoritarianism — because of circumstances beyond its control, because of internal indecision and ideological fuzziness, because it faced an entrenched and deranged opposition party, because of whatever — you could hardly do better than the current version of the Democratic Party. (Emphasis added.)
This raises the question of whether the Republicans are the only party that needs to be badly defeated in order to recover a sense of purpose. Don't get me wrong here: It would be far preferable if the Democrats could work out how to win power and then use it effectively. I'm not advocating voting against them out of some contrarian or puritanical impulse, and I'm not even dragging out the old Bernie vs. Hillary generational and ideological conflict for another go-round. (Of course that remains an important source of friction, but it's genuinely not the central issue right now.)
If the current mishmash that is the Democratic Party simply isn't up to the task, if it's imprisoned by its donors and trapped in an old political paradigm while facing the birth of a new one, if it can't summon up the energy or determination to act decisively on behalf of supposedly shared principles, then what the hell is the point? Maybe they're the party that needs to be torn down and rebuilt, especially since the other one is an entirely lost cause.
Consider 2021 — yeah, I know you don't want to, but we don't have much choice. After the election of Joe Biden and the improbable reverse parlay of winning both Senate seats in Georgia — almost entirely thanks to the chaos-agent intervention of Donald J. Trump — liberals and progressives and normies of all descriptions exhaled audibly. We were back to "normal"! The nightmare had passed! Maybe the long-awaited Democratic majority had arrived at last, if only in ass-backward and highly precarious fashion … except nope, nobody believed that for more than a few minutes, considering that the day after the special elections in Georgia was the sixth of January.
I'm not saying that Mitch McConnell wanted to lose the Senate majority (I bet he had some choice words about Trump in private), but no one has ever accused Mitch of not knowing how to play the angles. He quickly understood how to turn the ambiguous results of 2020 to his advantage, and they were undeniably ambiguous: Democrats breezed into that election expecting big wins across the board, but instead lost most of their House majority and fell short in several prominent Senate races, failing to gain seats in Maine, Montana and North Carolina.
While regular people celebrated a victory and the supposed end of the Trump era, Democratic leaders and insiders looked ahead to the 2022 midterms and began to whimper uncontrollably. McConnell could smell the fear, to put it bluntly, and rubbed his hands with Montgomery Burns-like glee. With a 50-50 Senate and Biden's entire legislative agenda hamstrung by the filibuster and the nonsensical or corrupt Ringwraith fantasies of Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema, he had the Democrats trapped. They knew it and he knew it.
In a display of ruthlessness and cynicism that's impressive even by his standards, McConnell will force all 50 Democratic senators to vote on a budget and on raising the federal debt ceiling, which in quasi-normal times (and even under Trump) was done by bipartisan agreement. This will either force them to crumple and capitulate to whatever it is he wants (short version: more goodies for rich folks) or will create an invented wedge issue Mitch believes he can use to win back both houses of Congress next year. Republicans will pretend to run on fiscal responsibility but will actually run on a bunch of culture-war bullshit and promises to rig all future elections and unquestioned loyalty to a decrepit and defeated leader they all privately think is nuts. I'm sure looking forward to that, aren't you?
If Democrats lose conclusively to those people, then they deserve it. That's a dark path, perhaps darker than any of us wants to contemplate. But I think there's no avoiding this date with destiny, for the Democrats or the Trumpers or our entire so-called democratic experiment. If you see another one, light the way.
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RepubliKKKlans Are Economic Terrorists and Americans Love It!

From CNN, “The fight over raising the nation’s borrowing limit underscores a reality for Democrats as they are in the midst of their highest stakes moment for President Joe Biden’s sweeping legislative agenda: thrusting a potential default into the mix may have devastating consequences. … Moody’s estimates nearly 6 million jobs would be lost, the unemployment rate would spike back to nearly 9% and stock prices would plummet by one-third, wiping out about $15 trillion in household wealth. … Faith in the US debt — the linchpin of the global financial system — would be tarnished, perhaps irreversibly.” And they also report, “The House of Representatives voted to pass legislation on Tuesday to prevent a government shutdown at the end of the month and suspend the nation’s borrowing limit, setting up a showdown with Republicans who insist Democrats should act alone to stave off a looming debt crisis. The party line vote was 220-211 [of course]. The bill now faces an uphill battle in the Senate. By attaching the debt limit suspension to the must-pass funding bill, Democrats are essentially daring Republicans to vote no and spark a shutdown. It’s not yet clear what Democrats’ plan B would be if the effort to avert a shutdown and suspend the debt limit runs aground in the Senate, as it appears is on track to happen.”

What does all this mean? In short, RepubliKKKlans simply do not care if they destroy America’s full faith and credit and the economy. The past four years (but really longer) have made painstakingly manifest that RepubliKKKlans would rather see America in ruins if they believe it will give them a political advantage. And RepubliKKKlans are correct in their assessment because in America’s infinite stupidity, of course, voters would blame Democrats for trying and failing to avoid debt default more so than RepubliKKKlans, who are intentionally obstructing. Whatever! I give up with the stupid!

This is the same ole, same ole where people love the stupid political party as RepubliKKKlans continue to embrace traitor trump. They! Don’t! F***ing! Care! And, apparently, Americans don’t care either; obviously, Americans want and love the carnage because this is still a country of f***tards who now think traitor trump should be given a second chance. RepubliKKKlans are still the party favored to win the House next year and retain control of the majority of state legislatures. And ruinous governors like Abbott and DeSantis will keep getting reelected because that’s what these people want — it’s what people in states like Texas and Florida love — out of control COVID, anti-masks mandates, people freezing to death as the power grid fails statewide, elimination of constitutional rights, more voter restrictions, conceal and carry without a permit and training.

Sure, dumbass Democrats often and easily evince incompetence, but their intentions mean well in the doing, whereas RepubliKKKlans literally have no problem killing their own constituents and would rather see America’s economic collapse instead of helping Democrats fix the budget and debt crisis — a debt crisis, mind you, that entails money already spent under traitor trump’s administration. Never mind that Democrats have always helped RepubliKKKlans raise the debt limit in the past. Oh, no. Never mind that! Never mind, RepubliKKKlans love to spend money, too. Oh no. Never mind that! It’s always, and only the Democrats who are seen as the drunken unfunded spenders, although RepubliKKKlans spend without paying for it, and tax cuts are not a pay-for solution. No, no. RepubliKKKlans want the dysfunction, and they love the impending crisis, hoping it leads to carnage just as they loved the disastrous reality show that was the traitor trump presidency. Yet, RepubliKKKlans keep getting reelected because this is a m*****f***ing G.D. stupid country of the highest f***ing order. Welcome to stupid America, where morons keep electing the terrorist party. And no one cares! It never ends!