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All Evangelicals Are Hypocrites and Vile People

From CNN, “Vice President Mike Pence declined to say the words ‘Black lives matter’ during an interview with an ABC affiliate in Pennsylvania on Friday, instead saying that ‘all lives matter.’” “All lives matter” is simply racist code for “Black lives don’t matter.” Evil evangelicals are all the same, without exception. Even those “good-hearted” evangelicals are complicit by their mere association. They’re all selfish, greedy, racist, bigoted, homophobic, white supremacist, elitist morons. Evil evangelicals are the number one reason America has been in this 40-year-long culture war! At some point, these people must be purged from society and humanity. Welcome to stupid America, where religion dumbs down society daily. I live in stupid, religious hell! Now, of course, I would never condone harming another human being, so I will not suggest that every evil evangelical should do humanity a favor by expediting their way to so-called heaven. I would never recommend that, ever! No, I would not.

What do you call 100 evangelicals at the bottom of the sea? A good start!

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LMFAO

A Raw Story headline reads: “Trump’s Tulsa rally mocked as #Coronapalooza: ‘Human sacrifices are needed.’” Indeed!

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They’re All F***ing Traitors, Every Last One of Them!

Of course, it’s all true: “John Bolton details a troubling and shocking series of allegations in a new book about his tenure as President Donald Trump’s national security adviser, alleging Trump requested Chinese help to win the 2020 election, that the President argued Venezuela is part of the US, that he casually offered to intervene in the criminal justice system for foreign leaders and that his own senior officials mocked him behind his back.” But wait! There is more: “‘I don’t think he’s fit for office. I don’t think he has the competence to carry out the job. There really isn’t any guiding principle that I was able to discern other than “What’s good for Donald Trump’s reelection,”’ Bolton said in a promotional clip of the interview, which is set to air in full on Sunday.” Thanks, Bolton for absolutely nothing, a**hole! Profits over people, as always. Wait for the book he said rather than willing to testify in the impeachment inquiry.

Every traitor trump supporter. Every traitor trump enabler. Every MAGA moron, RepubliKKKlan, and evil evangelical. Every cabinet member and every person working in the administration. Every former member and every would-be member of the administration. Every witness to traitor trump’s crimes who remains silent. From Bolton to Mueller, who failed in his investigation and testimony to hold traitor trump accountable for his actions, are all f***ing G.D. traitors to America of the highest f***ing order. Clearly, people in traitor trump’s own administration believe he is unfit for the office, yet they do nothing. Traitor trump has not been removed! Alas, none of these revelations matter. None of them. Is anyone really surprised at this point? No one cares anymore. Stupid America just doesn’t f***ing care for whatever reason — exhausted, apathetic, distracted, enthralled, lazy, stupid, resigned.

It has been nearly four years of one continuous display of an incompetent and stupid president, who precisely reflects America’s own incompetence and stupidity writ large. Traitor trump has been an open book from day one! He laid everything out for all to see the moment he descended the escalator (and well before, in fact). He has always shown himself to be a vile, wicked, stupid, incompetent, selfish, ridiculous con man, and America still voted for him! To this day, traitor trump’s job approval rating is incapable of falling below 40%. Forty! F***ing! G.D.! Percent! No matter what he does. No matter how much the country descends into chaos, death, and self-destruction, at least 40% of the country loves him for it. I can’t! I just can’t f***ing take stupid America anymore. Just when I think I could not possibly wake up to a more idiotic country, something proves me wrong. How can America survive? Seriously? How can a 40% divergence in any system be sustainable? Pundits, scholars, and newspapers, among others, have all warned that traitor trump is killing America’s democracy. He certainly is … and no one seems to care. God bless the BLM protests, but Americans should be in the streets for what traitor trump has done (is doing) to America! Rise up America! It’s only our democracy at stake! Welcome to trump stupid America.

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Purely Moronic

Just Get Ready for Mass Death

CNN reports, “And increasing signs that the pandemic is becoming more virulent in states that heeded the President’s calls to open the economy — like Florida, Arizona, South Carolina and Texas — contradict his claim that the US has prevailed and it’s safe to go back to normal. ‘They just don’t want to deal with the reality of it. They’re in denial,’ an official familiar with the work of the White House’s coronavirus task force told CNN’s Jim Acosta.” Ugh! Christ-on-the-f***ing-Cross! This is not f***ing difficult, morons! Americans in all their infinite wisdom and patience and selfishness are just done with SARS 2. Plain and simple. Traitor trump is done with the pandemic and Americans are merely taking his lead. One need look no further than recent economic indicators like retail sales and the stock market, in particular. People are over lockdowns and social distancing and face masks apparently.

Moreover, given the stock market is so much off its lows — no, actually just slightly below its all-time highs — a V-shaped economic recovery is all but assumed. All of this is, of course, pure insanity. People act as if this pandemic has been conquered because that’s what the Idiot-in-Chief keeps signaling. Right on cue, the herp derps nod in agreement and rush back out into society. The operative word here being rush. So, it is no surprise that many states are going in the wrong direction with managing the pandemic. None of this matters since deep down inside the ugliness of American Exceptionalism is the notion that no one cares about the pandemic because not enough people have died yet. As I have said before no one will care until people are dying in the streets, and maybe that is not enough to shock the conscience. Dare I say that the stock markets have probably factored in a 1%-2% mortality rate (of the entire U.S. population) at worst. Honestly, I think Americans have simply accepted that a few million Americans are going to die. So what? That’s where we’re at right now. So, welcome to stupid America. Get ready for mass death and no one will blink an eye because of freedom and buying things and more freedom!

One final insidious point. I hope the morons out there realize that those who want to ignore the pandemic and rush back to normalcy are the same ones that believe all the right people are dying from SARS 2. As long as it’s the black and brown people in the U.S. and indigenous people in other countries (viz., Bolsonaro of Brazil) then the deniers and haters don’t care. Mark my words!

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Boogaloo Bois: American Exceptionalism (Exceptionally Stupid)

From the BBC, “A US Air Force sergeant with links to the far-right Boogaloo Bois movement has been charged with the murder of a federal security officer in California, the FBI says. … Adherents of the loose grouping known as Boogaloo Bois, which some liken to a militia, are anti-government and often carry assault weapons.” Congratulations trump stupid America! Congratulations to the citizens of the dumbest m*****f***ing G.D. country on the face of the planet. This is what we get when morons meet the First Amendment meet the Second Amendment. Only in stupid America do we freely allow delusional f***tards to own and walk around with assault rifles because, why not? If I’ve said it once then I’ve said it a thousand times: this level of abject stupidity is a cancer on society and America cannot — should not — live with such a disease invading and corrupting humanity. Oh, but who am I kidding? No one cares. More people than ever are buying guns. SCOTUS essentially thinks anyone and everyone should own whatever gun they want and be able to conceal it. Hello, f***tards! It’s all too late. Welcome to stupid America. We are in full-on reaping what we have sown mode! The stupidity is endless and pervasive and completely embodied in the election of traitor trump because, why not? Wake up f***tards of America! A minority of wackos are running and ruining the country!

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LGBTQ: Now Only 10% Second Class Citizens

According to The Hill, “Gorsuch wrote in the 6-3 decision that the prohibition against discrimination on the basis of ‘sex’ in Title VII of the 1964 Civil Rights Act also applies to gay and transgender employees.” Well, well, well. I was wrong and I’m shocked, like many other more scholarly legal pundits. This ruling is, indeed, not only a surprise in the verdict itself but also in the split (6-3). I have not yet read the opinion; I’ve read only the highlights quoted in news articles. Needless to say, this is, by all accounts, a sweeping legal decision the LGBTQ community has been waiting for to protect against discrimination in the workplace (from the other half of states). It is a huge victory, more so than the marriage equality decision. It must be a relief for LGBTQ individuals to finally wake up and feel closer to getting out of second class citizenship status. Just to be clear. Gay and transgender people are still not 100% protected. LGBTQ people may not be fired from their job and they may be able to get married, but they may still be denied service or housing or unable to order a wedding cake! Whether this legal decision is used as a credible legal argument to expand protections against discrimination of the LGBTQ community in other areas of society remains to be seen.

Yet! (There is always a but.) Do understand that this decision is one based on a reading of federal statute, not the Constitution. While marriage equality was determined to be a Constitutionally guaranteed right, this decision regarding Title VII does not equate to a reading of the Constitution that guarantees equality of the LGBTQ community more generally. It is a not-so-subtle distinction, but an important one nonetheless. I read several news articles on this SCOTUS ruling looking for a ceratin caveat, and only The Hill pointed out that which I was seeking: “And while Gorsuch sided with LGBT advocates on Monday, he left the door open for employers to make faith-based challenges to the court’s ruling on Title VII protections.” And so here is the new battle line. Whereas LGBTQ haters used to claim they had the law on their side when discriminating, now they will argue a religious exemption. And may I remind the reader that a religious exemption is particularly troublesome because SCOTUS has already determined that it is unwilling and incapable of second-guessing one’s religious beliefs: “Whether a religious belief is true or false is irrelevant to a judicial determination, as long as the belief is sincerely held.” That is to say, one can claim the First Amendment right of religious freedom to discriminate against an LGBTQ individual without any sort of religious dogma to support such a stance. One need not have to say my Evil Evangelical beliefs prevent me from treating all people equally. One need only say my “religion” dictates that gay people are lesser and should be discriminated against. So, get ready for managers and companies making ridiculous claims of “but my religion.” Everyone will hide behind their “religion.” Of course, slavery used to be justified with religion and the Bible until the Thirteenth Amendment. It all comes back to the Constitution — that messy, flawed document, in particular, the religious clause of the First Amendment and the Second Amendment in its entirety.

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Preach!

At least one CNN writer is not a complete f***ing G.D. moron, “Breaking news: Republicans might finally be willing to break with President Donald Trump. Following the president’s performance with Covid-19 as well as his response to the Black Lives Matters protests there have been a number of stories speculating about whether the GOP will finally come undone. The drama is greatly exaggerated. Alaska Sen. Lisa Murkowski told reporters that she is ‘struggling’ to figure out how to vote in November … When Colin Powell announced that he would support Joe Biden and former president George W. Bush revealed he would not support Trump, the New York Times reporters a ‘growing number’ of Republicans were debating how far to go. The speculation about internal handwringing and possible ‘turning points’ within the GOP never ends. It’s the drama that never happens, but one the press loves to keep following. It needs to stop. The notion that there is a major fissure between the Republicans and President Trump simply masks the character of the modern party. Republicans nominated and elected Donald Trump to be President four years ago. They have stood by him, and done so even in the toughest of times. Nothing, even his ‘fine people’ remarks after a 2017 white supremacist march in Charlottesville or his recent hardline response to mass marches over George Floyd’s death at the hands of Minneapolis police, shakes this.”

Bingo! Every time I read articles that claim traitor trump is finally losing his base or RepubliKKKlan support I can’t help but think to myself that the people writing such pieces are f***ing morons and their “analysis” is severely flawed because they are f***ing G.D. morons. Look! When it comes to analyzing the motivations and actions of RepubliKKKlans the thinking is rather straightforward. Because RepubliKKKlans are not smart because they don’t do nuance because they hate democracy and love dictators in the end they support traitor trump no matter what, and the last three-plus years have proven it. Indeed! Do not be fooled by claims of “disappointment” and “concern” and “struggling.” It’s all B.S. Traitor trump is the head of a cult! Full stop! That’s all one needs to understand. I promise that once RepubliKKKlans are in that voting booth they will, as always, vote for traitor trump no matter what hesitation they pretend to have in public. Mark my words, morons! Welcome to trump stupid America. It’s as dumb as one thought it was.

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More Proof America Is All F***tards All the Time

According to Business Insider, “Marjorie Taylor Greene, a Republican congressional candidate who promoted the far-right QAnon conspiracy theory, dominated Georgia’s 14th congressional district GOP primary on Tuesday and is poised to win an August primary runoff and the House seat in November.” Oh! My! F***ing! God! I have no idea where to begin with this except to say that once again I wake up in stupid f***tard hell! Kill! Me! Now! I can’t. I just f***ing can’t anymore. Just another circumstance to evince American supreme stupidity! How is this f***ing possible? How is it that a person who believes in bat-Scheiße-crazy nutso theories rises to political power? Oh, that’s right! This is trump stupid America where traitor trump not only reveals a dumbed-down America daily, but now he is giving legitimacy to conspiracy theories, which MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans are all too eager to believe and advance. There is a special kind of stupid breeding in America. These people are a cancer on society, and, like all cancers, they should be excised from humanity! Yeah, we’re f***ed! Welcome to stupid America. Dumber today than it was yesterday. And counting!

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Don’t Sue Me, Bro!

Rolling Stone says it well, “President Trump, who frequently uses litigation as a cudgel to get his way, is now requiring attendees at his political rallies to sign a waiver promising not to sue him if they contract the coronavirus while there.” Wait! What? I thought SARS 2 was gone! I thought it wasn’t a problem anymore. I thought the country has reopened for business. I thought America was back! I thought… I thought… I thought… Oh, stupid me! I was thinking again when I should be mindlessly listening to the orange idiot in the White House just like his f***tard MAGA moron supporters. Please, by all means! Let the MAGA morons rally in a closed space, cheering for traitor trump without social distancing and maskless — no MAGA moron in his or her right mind dare wear a mask for fear of being called out as a snowflake for giving in to the “liberal hysteria” of having to wear a mask. Let these events become super-spreaders! People have pointed out that traitor trump is really only endangering his own supporters and vulnerable voters, which he needs more than ever. So, let him! Why should I care? Why should I be concerned that traitor trump is literally going to kill his own base? Let him! If his base is too stupid to not understand the inherent contradiction in that traitor trump demands rally-goers sign away their rights over potential exposure to SARS 2, then that’s on them. After all, these are the same f***tard followers who think traitor trump is a great leader. Please, go ahead. Liberals should be celebrating and encouraging traitor trump hold more, bigger rallies. Let the SARS 2 infections roll! Trust me when I say dumbass Democrats need all the help they can get come November, which includes culling the MAGA moron and RepubliKKKlan herd by actions of Social Darwinism. Welcome to stupid America!

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Stupid America Is Lost: Just Face It!

If I have to hear one more f***ing time that this moment in history is different, then I am going f***ing postal! Hello, morons of f***ing G.D. trump stupid America! So, progressives are sure that this time is different. Is it really, though? Let’s review some of the other moments in history that were supposed to be “different.”

Sandy Hook was supposed to be different to get comprehensive national gun control reform, finally! Hmmm. Still waiting. Occupy Wall Street was supposed to be different in addressing social-economic inequality — and that moment lasted for months yet nothing’s changed! The Million Women March protests against traitor trump were supposed to be different! That movement lost its potency after the first year when traitor trump was actually polling at his lowest approval ratings. So, when people hated traitor trump the most even that fervor to march waned. Go figure! Fight for $15 was supposed to be different in advancing pay inequality for the working poor — the national minimum wage still has not changed in over a decade. One may argue that every other incident of a black person murdered at the hands (or knee) of a cop or white nationalist was supposed to be the last straw that made the difference. Indeed, one may go further back in time to the Civil Rights Movement protests in the 1960s. Sadly — very sadly — Americans have demonstrated a 50-year continuous span of things being “different” only to arrive exactly where we began: nothing changes!

I could point out actual changes. Actual differences. Marriage equality comes to mind. Congratu-f***ing-lations to the LGBTQ community for a landmark SCOTUS decision that granted marriage equality. Congratulations that one socially progressive Justice, who is otherwise conservative, was the swing vote to bring about that difference. Congratulations to that one conservative Justice and all of his future opinions to protect the LGBTQ community. I look forward to his continued work. Oh, wait! That Justice retired; he’s been replaced by a more conservative RepubliKKKlan Justice. Furthermore, it’s still perfectly legal in nearly half of the states for a gay couple to get married on Sunday and fired on Monday because they got married; they were fired for doing something perfectly legal. Nope! No, paradox there. Despite the one legal ruling mandating marriage equality, there is still no federal law enshrining marriage equality and, more importantly, no protections for the LGBTQ community from discrimination more generally. While Obergefell v. Hodges is the one step forward, get ready for the rollbacks. Mark my words! Within just a couple of weeks, get ready for SCOTUS to rule against the LGBTQ community in a case that challenges the scope of Title VII protections for the gays.

We are a one-step forward, three-steps back nation! It never f***ing fails, and we are full-on in the third step back phase! Case in point: the Obama presidency! God-f***ing-forbid a black man got elected, twice. Time to erase that national mistake with traitor trump! Trust me! That is the number one driving force behind traitor trump’s election in the first place and nothing has changed in the last 4 years except a white nationalist RepubliKKKlan party and MAGA voters more committed than ever to re-elect the Idiot-in-Chief! Mark my words, morons. The true nature of the politically powerful and racist underbelly of America is alive and well; they will steal this election because that’s what they do and dumbass Democrats will let them because we refuse to be ruthless! Welcome to trump stupid America!