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I Was Right, Again

Source: Politico

Looking back at one of my original posts on SARS 2, I thought that I may have prematurely impugned the eating habits of Chinese for their desire to put Scheiße in their mouths that they shouldn’t be. Now, as it turns out, I was right the whole f***ing time as the Chinese, themselves, are reminding citizens not to put Scheiße in their mouths that they shouldn’t be. Case closed. Dear humanity: keep the f***ing crazy out of your f***ing G.D. mouths! That goes for southern white trash MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans that think roadkill — such as opossum, squirrel, and the like — is a free meal.

If the animal has not been domesticated or fished for the last 6,000 years then don’t f***ing eat it! OMG! I live in stupid humanity hell!

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[T]rump Stupid Purely Moronic

QAnon Believers Should Be Immediately Executed!

From the Daily Beast, “A QAnon conspiracy theorist won the GOP Senate primary in Oregon on Tuesday, giving a massive electoral stage to the bizarre pro-Trump movement that the FBI considers a potential domestic terror threat. Jo Rae Perkins, an insurance agent and avowed QAnon believer, handily won the contest to take on Sen. Jeff Merkley (D) in the general election. Perkins, who has launched unsuccessful Senate and House bids in the past, beat her nearest Republican primary opponent by nearly 20 percentage points on Tuesday.” America cannot survive with such a contingent of incomprehensible stupidity being allowed to breed and socialize, let alone these f***tards gaining political power. Welcome to trump stupid America. It’s all over, folks! God! I hate people! I live in stupid hell!

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[T]rump Stupid Purely Moronic

‘Super-duper Missle’

According to the Associated Press, “President Donald Trump calls them a ‘super-duper missile,’ though they’re better known as hypersonic weapons.” Spoken like a real intellectual! Moron-speak for the multitude of American morons and traitor trump’s f***tard MAGA supporters. How can this country be so f***ing stupid? Seriously?!?! Apparently a country of morons cannot be embarrassed by the Idiot-in-Chief because as I have said time and time again: when traitor trump’s supporters are dumber than he is then they think he’s a stable genius and nothing he does is wrong. Welcome to trump stupid America! Dumber every day!

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[T]rump Stupid Evil Evangelicals MAGA Morons Politics Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

Please, by All Means: Die!

Politico reports, “The Trump campaign has an order from the president: Find a way to get him back on the road and into mega-rallies to re-energize his base.” Oh, I can’t f***ing wait for these MAGA moron and evil Evangelical super-spreader events! Oh, please, please, please! I would love to see these MAGA rallies again. The sooner the better! The more RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, and evil Evangelicals that come together, contract SARS 2, and die then the better! Oh, please! I beg these f***tards to cram together yelling at the tops of their lungs and spread SARS 2 to everyone else at the rally. I hope they die! If I’ve said it once then I’ve said it a thousand times before that the only way Democrats are going to win is if MAGA morons die!

And traitor trump is getting ready to hit the road. Can one say hydroxychloroquine?!?! To all those f***tards who think traitor trump is lying about taking the drug: they are f***ing G.D. morons of the highest f***ing order. OMG! I can’t. Listening even to liberals confidentially claim that traitor trump is lying about taking hydroxychloroquine as a distraction to everything else traitor trump is f***ing up only confirms to me that they still fail to understand the Idiot-in-Chief after all this time, which is why some liberal talk show hosts still believe he is going to quit before his term is up. OMG. Kill! Me! Now! Granted he lies as he breathes, but still, it is — should be — possible by now to discern when he is actually telling the truth. This is one such instance. Of course, he’s taking hydroxychloroquine! Of course, he is! Because he’s scared to death of getting SARS 2 and he is his own expert doctor, so, of course, he’s taking an unproven drug because no expert is going to advise him on the truth. He’s the smartest guy in the room — on the planet. So, naturally, he’s on the drug.

Moreover, now that he thinks he’s completely immune from catching the disease because he’s on hydroxychloroquine then he wants his rallies back. He has nothing to worry about and he couldn’t care less about the health and well-being of his supporters, so he wants those MAGA rallies! Now! And he’ll be holding them by next month because he’s a f***tard and his supporters are f***tards, too. Mark my words, morons! Welcome to trump stupid America!

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[T]rump Stupid Politics Purely Moronic

But Will It Work? Hell F***ing Yes!

From Salon, “How many times have we heard Trump shrieking over the brain-piercing whine of Marine One: Look at the Bidens! Look at the 30,000 emails! Look at Shifty Schiff! Look at Pelosi and the Do Nothing Democrats! Trump never mentions any actual crimes, nor does he ever announce investigations (save for one that we’ll get to presently). All he needs to do is alert his drooling disciples that someone, somewhere, did something that we should ‘look at.’ Why? Obviously because, as with his Ukraine scam, there don’t have to be real crimes involved. Trump’s strategy is all about the suggestion of wrongdoing. It’s one of the chief components of kangaroo courts, prevalent under dictatorships. No crime? No evidence? No problem.”

Of course, none of this matters because this is m*****f***ing G.D. stupid America where facts don’t matter. It’s all about feeling and speculation, and traitor trump is the master of provoking feelings and conjuring speculation about the “other” while stupid America nods in agreement. It worked with Hillary and nothing has changed in the intervening fours years except for the daily demonstration that Americans are truly as stupid as they seem. Welcome to trump stupid America!

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[T]rump Stupid MAGA Morons Politics RepubliKKKlans

F***ing Sick of Red Country

According to CNN, “From President Donald Trump through Republican governors and state legislatures, the GOP is coalescing around a position of reopening the economy as quickly as possible despite concerns about seeding a wider spread of the coronavirus. But the party’s efforts face a paradoxical hurdle: The economy can’t regain much momentum without the participation of big Democratic-leaning metropolitan areas, where both local officials and average residents remain more skeptical about quickly unwinding social distancing measures.” What else is new? Red states always need the money generated from rich, blue counties and cities, just as red states are welfare takers from blue states more generally. It never f***ing fails. RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons always complain about the welfare that big government doles out to every unworthy person, apparently completely unaware that RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons are those unworthy people receiving welfare from blue states. Because red states don’t like to tax then blue states need to overtax to make up for the federal funds that flow out of blues states and into red states. God! I am just so f***ing sick of these people. I wish they would just all f***ing die and let the blue states be as prosperous as we should be. But no! Conservatives do nothing but hold America back. Welcome to trump stupid America!

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I Hope Traitor [T]rump Dies!

From The Hill, “President Trump on Monday revealed he’s taking hydroxychloroquine, a controversial drug that he’s championed as a potential treatment for coronavirus despite limited evidence from the medical community.” I hope traitor trump dies, but like I have said a million times before fate hates humanity and loves irony. A morbidly obese man is taking a medication that causes heart problems and, no doubt, he’ll skate free as he always does. The moron is literally poisoning himself and nothing will happen because God just loves to perpetuates evil. Evil endures while people like Lincoln, MLK, JFK, and Gandhi get cut down before their time. It never fails! Humanity hates justice. Welcome to trump stupid America!

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None of This Matters

Politico reports, “President Donald Trump on Sunday dismissed his predecessor as ‘grossly incompetent,’ a day after former President Barack Obama said leaders weren’t ‘even pretending to be in charge’ amid the coronavirus pandemic.” None of this matters. Why? Because America is a bunch of f***tards! If traitor trump says Obama was an incompetent predecessor then Americans collectively nod in agreement as the current Idiot-in-Chief f***s up the pandemic left, right, and center! Tens of thousands of people are dying and the economy is collapsing yet most Americans are giving traitor trump a pass. Mark my words, morons! This disaster has bearly impacted traitor trump’s approval ratings which is beyond incomprehensible, but then again this is the dumbest country on the planet, so nothing can hurt the current moron in the White House. Everyday evinces traitor trump’s incompetence and enough voters in enough of the right states think he is the best thing since sliced bread, and that is enough to get him another four years. Mark! My! Words! It’s just so f***ing obvious! Welcome to trump stupid America. All stupid all the time!

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Dumbass Democrats Politics RepubliKKKlans

Riiiiight!

From The Hill, “Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee and former Vice President Joe Biden on Thursday said that if he is elected president he would not use his power to pardon President Trump or stop any investigations into the current president and his administration.” While this is a good campaign promise, he’s lying — sadly! If he gets elected, which is highly unlikely, Biden will go right into bipartisan healing mode, and that necessarily means pardoning/not pursuing prosecution against traitor trump. Biden is not going to want that mess hanging over his presidency for years to come. Just like Obama failed to look into Bush II’s illegal war with Iraq. So, right on cue, dumbass Democrats will allow Biden to do nothing against traitor trump. As usual, dumbass Democrats are weak. RepubliKKKlans get away with everything; they always do. Welcome to stupid America!

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F***! I wish this Were True

From Raw Story, “A group of hackers claim that they’ve obtained a pile of ‘dirty laundry’ on President Donald Trump and are threatening to release it unless the law firm they stole it from forks over $42 million.” This is not real, but one can dream.

Disclaimer: As usual, I feel I must mention that Raw Story is not journalism, so I reference it sparingly, but there are articles that perfectly capture my thoughts, feelings, and ire even though at times it seems the site is subtlely trolling progressives because I constantly see advertisements for traitor trump and MAGA moron merchandise, but whatever!