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What F***tards Didn’t See This Coming?

From Vox, “The Covid-19 outbreak, however, is a reminder that it remains a scary world and that the American government deals with a lot of important, complicated challenges that aren’t particularly ideological in nature. And we have no reason to believe the current president is up to the job. Trump not only hasn’t personally involved himself in the details of coronavirus response (apparently too busy pardoning former Celebrity Apprentice guests), he also hasn’t designated anyone to be in charge.” So, the f***tards of America elect a moron to be the president who is incompetent at his job (yet half of America thinks he’s doing a good job) and when a real global crisis emerges, what happens? Traitor trump shrugs at the problem expecting everyone else to fix it. Hasn’t that always been his M.O. — just blame everybody else. Expect everyone else to fix things; it’s never his fault nor his problem. Un-f***ing-believable. He’s so f***ing clueless! A f***ing clueless president for a f***ing clueless nation. His comments on the crisis include the following:

I think that whole situation will start working out. We’re very close to a vaccine. (Not even close!)

It looks like they’re getting it under control, more and more, they’re getting more and more under control. So I think that’s a problem that’s going to go away. ( Gibberish! Magically go away?!?!)

I had a long talk with President Xi — for the people in this room — two nights ago, and he feels very confident. He feels very confident. And he feels that, again, as I mentioned, by April or during the month of April, the heat, generally speaking, kills this kind of virus. So that would be a good thing. But we’re in great shape in our country. (More gibberish! The heat?!?! Apparently, 98.6 degrees doesn’t kill the virus, nor the 100+ degrees the body generates in an attempt to kill the virus. Biology 101.)

The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA. We are in contact with everyone and all relevant countries. CDC & World Health have been working hard and very smart. Stock Market starting to look very good to me! (And still more gibberish! And the market promptly tanked for the second day in a row after this comment. That’s the only thing traitor trump is truly worried about — the stock market.)

I guess Americans just want to be lied to because they keep falling for all the Idiot-in-Chief’s crap. Time after time it is all one big continuous lie and no cares because his job approval rating is near an all-time high. Americans want to be delusional. They want to be lied to; they don’t care that they’re being lied to; they just want to hear what they want to hear, and traitor trump is more than willing to do exactly that! Traitor trump says everything is fine and all of his MAGA moron, RepubliKKKlan, and evil Evangelical followers believe him. Welcome to stupid America!

Traitor trump is the f***tard Americans wanted to “fix” America, so I say fine. Let it all fail. Seriously! I am so f***ing over idiots in America electing other morons to f*** everything up. So, let people die. Who cares? No one cares! MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, and evil Evangelical love him more the more America descends into chaos, despair, and disaster. It’s what they love. F***! Evil Evangelicals want the end of the world. Who knows? This could be it! Welcome to stupid, stupid America. Get your face masks now! (That’s not going to help, but go ahead and waste the money! You can’t take it with you!)

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Dumbass Democrats Politics RepubliKKKlans

Very Well Put

From Slate, “Why, despite the warnings, is Sanders still winning? One reason is that a lot of people like him and what he stands for. Another reason is that other candidates are splitting the votes of moderate Democrats, leaving him with a plurality on the left. But there’s a third reason: Socialism doesn’t freak out Democratic voters the way it freaks out other Americans. On this subject, Democrats are very different not just from Republicans, but also from independents, who represent about 40 percent of Americans and about 30 percent of the electorate. Socialism is a loser among independents, and this makes it a liability in a general election. But Democrats don’t feel an aversion to socialism. So perhaps they don’t see the extent of the political danger.”

Very well said, and certainly better than I could have stated. This is not f***ing brain surgery! Dumbass Democrats — the average voter, sadly — refuses to support and vote strategically for the candidate to beat traitor trump. Instead of voting for the candidate that must appeal to Independents, the Democratic Primary process has become a purity test for which one is the most socialist. Again, I’ll repeat myself: I believe in capitalism and I believe in the need for more socialism in America, especially health care because a healthy citizenry is a national asset, but I understand that Americans do not want nor are they ready for a revolution even though the country is in desperate need of one; this is a Democratic pipe dream with the argument being that if Democrats don’t aim high and idealistically then change will never happen. Ugh! F*** me! Wrong, wrong, wrong! So f***ing G.D. wrong! As with everything, if one cannot win then one cannot change anything. I’m sorry to say that at this point we need to aim for the bare minimum to achieve victory. But, no! Dumbass Democrats can’t think beyond the first election, which is why RepubliKKKlans have finally won a permanent position in the Senate and a majority on SCOTUS — because of the long game. F*** me. Welcome to stupid America. It’s all downhill from here.

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Of Course, SCOTUS Will

From Slate, “On Monday morning, the Supreme Court’s conservative majority escalated its crusade to legalize anti-LGBTQ discrimination under the First Amendment. The court agreed to hear a challenge to a Philadelphia policy that bars the referral of foster children to religious agencies that won’t work with same-sex couples. It also announced that it will consider granting religious individuals, groups, and businesses a First Amendment right to exempt themselves from certain laws, like nondiscrimination measures, by citing their religious beliefs. When SCOTUS hears the case next term, it could give people, organizations, and corporations a constitutional right to discriminate when they say their faith demands it.”

Of course, SCOTUS will condone legalized LGBTQ discrimination in the name of “religious freedom” because this is stupid racist, bigoted, misogynistic, homophobic America. Now that there is a firmly conservative majority on SCOTUS, get used to minorities, especially LGBTQ persons, being legally discriminated against because everything will be the “religious freedom” argument. Slavery used to be condoned based on religious beliefs. Will we go back to that standard? No, but being homophobic is alive and well in America and about to be legalized! Because once this bridge has been crossed then it’s no holds barred. I hate America! Every RepubliKKKlan, MAGA moron, and evil Evangelical should be shot! Congratulations to all those f***tard Log Cabin RepubliKKKlans. Those people should be shot first! Welcome to stupid America!

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Holy-F***ing-Scheiße! Still?

Axios reports, “Thousands of people gathered Monday at Los Angeles’ Staples Center to mourn the death of NBA star Kobe Bryant and his 13-year-old daughter, Gianna.” This is why Americans are so f***ing G.D. stupid. This is what seems to be important and newsworthy: a dead sports figure. F*** me. I thought they buried these people, but now a memorial, which apparently the f***ing news was all over yesterday and this morning, leading the newscast in some cases. Yes, by all means, let’s completely distort what’s important in life by glorifying a sportsperson. Un-f***ing-believable! I give up! Welcome to m*****f***ing G.D. stupid America where sportspeople are more important than teachers, civil servants, doctors, policemen, firemen, our military — just compare how much society pays them. So much f***ing stupidity. It’s just f***ing sports, morons. A game — literally. Yeah, how can this country be anything else other than royally f***ed up considering what American society values most: sports!

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SCOTUS Is Lost, Idiot F***tards

From Rolling Stone, “Sotomayor said the administration has too quickly gone to the Supreme Court to appeal unfavorable decisions made by lower courts, and that by taking the cases, the Supreme Court is ‘putting a thumb on the scale in favor of’ the president.” It’s already too late, f***tards. Seriously! Did anyone expect anything else once Kavanaugh was confirmed? This is truly, truly a very stupid country to keep believing that the conservatives on the court serve anyone but the president and the powerful (i.e., big business, white people, men, heterosexuals). In part, I blame Obama and dumbass Democrats because they didn’t have the f***ing backbone to force through SCOTUS appointments while they had the chance. I don’t give one G.D. f*** if RBG wasn’t prepared to retire during Obama’s first two years. So what?!?! F*** that. He should have sat down with her and said: “Look, it’s time to go!” But no. And shame on her for staying. So, here we are. Traitor trump will win re-election. RBG will not survive his second term, and traitor trump will appoint another young, radical conservative justice. (And I don’t trust Justice Breyer to last either.) Mark my words, morons. We are so f***ed, and no one seems to care. As usual, I say f*** it! Morons in this country need to start losing their rights and freedoms before the f***tards realize what they have allowed to happen through their complacency and stupidity. Welcome to stupid America!

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Don’t Do It!

From CNN, “The White House has requested $1.25 billion in emergency funding to address the novel coronavirus, part of an effort to direct as much as $2.5 billion in total funds to bolster its response to the growing global crisis, according to a letter obtained by CNN.” Don’t do it, dumbass Democrats. Traitor trump will divert the money to the wall. Mark my words, morons!

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What’s the Worry?

From CNN, “Stock markets are falling around the world after the number of coronavirus cases surged in Italy and South Korea, putting two more major economies at risk from a virus that has already caused widespread disruption in China.” What’s the worry? The coronavirus is only just as deadly as the Spanish Flu of 1918-1919. “It is estimated that about 500 million people or one-third of the world’s population became infected with this virus. The number of deaths was estimated to be at least 50 million worldwide with about 675,000 occurring in the United States,” according to the CDC. Of course, given an economics/market standpoint, the “worry” is about consumption and profits. God forbid the worry be about a massive loss of human life. The only thing the markets are worried about is the ability of this pandemic to shift the timing of consumption — to realize profits sooner rather than later. That’s it! Like a loaded spring, people will bounce back to the malls, airports, restaurants, hair salons, factories, and exotic wild animal meat markets once the emergency passes with months of wealth sitting in their bank accounts eager to be spent. LOL. Trust me when I say economists aren’t worried about the mortality of the disease; they’re worried about people’s unwillingness to consume today because of the virus. That’s all!

Now, if only the coronavirus could target MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, and evil Evangelicals then the world would be a much better place.

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A Moron Did What?

From KTLA5, “A self-styled daredevil died Saturday after a rocket in which he launched himself crashed into the ground, a colleague and a witness said. … Waldo Stakes, a colleague who was at the rocket launch, said Hughes, 64, was killed. … In March 2018, [‘Mad’ Mike] Hughes, who believed the Earth is flat, propelled himself about 1,875 feet into the air before a hard landing in the Mojave Desert.” OMG. LOL. HAHAHA. OMG. WAIT! WHAT? LOL. OMG! OMG! OMG! NO?!?! LOL. OMG. NO! This did not just happen? OMG! I hate people! They’re so f***ing stupid and they deserve to die in stupid ways. A Flat Eather?!?! Seriously? Good! One less f***tard in the world. I’m happy such a moron is dead! Welcome to stupid America! So f***ing G.D. stupid. Stupid everywhere, every day, all day.

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He’s Right for a Reason: The Economy, Stupid!

From Raw Story, “MSNBC was harshly criticized on Saturday for their coverage of the 2020 Nevada Caucuses. In one segment, James Carville blasted Nevada voters who backed Bernie Sanders. Anchor Nicolle Wallace said it sounds like ‘political suicide’ and anchor Chris Matthews compared it to France falling to the Nazis in World War II.” Look! I know people think Carville is some ancient political hack from the ’90s, but I think he has a very keen sense of the larger political landscape of America. He has long been right about “The economy, Stupid!” It always has been and it always will be about the economy, and that includes the American love affair with capitalism, predatory capitalism, and disaster capitalism. If there is one thing Americans love more than anything else is the delusion of succeeding by giving to the rich while f***ing the poor. (For most of the masses, it’s about the economy — for RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, and evil Evangelicals it’s still about bigotry, racism, and other hatreds.) As long as someone can look down on the person underneath them to raise themselves up then Americans are happy! Mark my words, morons. There are simply not enough voters outside the Democratic Party (and within even) that will vote for Sanders over traitor trump while at the same time not enrage even more nonvoters to actually vote for traitor trump. No one is going to rock the boat on this economy especially with talk of socialism even though most people are too stupid to understand more socialism is the right thing to do for Americans! Welcome to stupid America!

If I’ve said it once then I’ve said it a thousand times: America is not going to whip-saw from a constant 40-year trend of a widening wealth gap (thanks to Reagan) to a sudden egalitarian society based on the ideals of socialism. Even though America was born on the back of revolution, Americans are not revolutionary — sadly! I’m still on the side of burning it all the f*** down, but I’m also practical; I understand that America is not there and never will be! Things will go on, worsening by one election after another because America is just too f***ing stupid. Traitor trump is the tipping point from which America cannot — will not — recover. What the morons have not realized yet is that traitor trump broke this country and continues to break it further for good. Not only has he created a cult of personality that can only be broken by wholesale extermination of his followers from society (i.e., life), but the RepubliKKKlan Party has cemented its ability to entrench itself into all the critical parts of power, namely the Senate and the Judiciary. We will be living with the consequences of this administration for at least a couple of generations. Mark my words, f***tards. And no one f***ing cares!

Disclaimer: As usual, I feel I must mention that Raw Story is not journalism, so I reference it sparingly, but there are articles that perfectly capture my thoughts, feelings, and ire even though at times it seems the site is subtlely trolling progressives because I constantly see advertisements for traitor trump and MAGA moron merchandise, but whatever!

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Kill Me Now!

While I was watching Hunters on Amazon I noticed this bit of trivia:

Yes, I remember using that thing called the “Yellow Pages.”