From Axios, “Donald Trump changed how to run for president. Next, he changed the Republican Party. Now, he’s changing the presidency and the boundaries of executive power. In the past week, Trump has purged internal dissenters, imported loyalists, pardoned political and financial criminals and continued a running commentary on live Justice Department criminal cases — despite an unprecedented public brushback from his attorney general.” And what is America’s reaction to all this: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. That’s right. It is the big ole, “I don’t care!” How do I know this? Witness any recent traitor trump job approval rating — it is at record highs. The more dictatorial he gets the more people like what he’s doing because this is m*****f***ing G.D. stupid America. If I’ve said it once then I’ve said it a thousand times: Americans are too stupid for democracy. The country really is! Democracy takes work to maintain and Americans are simply too stupid and too lazy to protect it. Americans vote in an appallingly low percentage compared to every other democratic country in the world. Americans just give up — yet they still bitch enough about the government in which they refuse to participate. They wanted a “non-politician” to come in and disrupt (destroy) the government, and now they have it. What the f*** did they think would be formed in democracy’s place? A better democracy? I guess the majority of f***tards out there did, but in reality, we have a dictatorship, which the other half of American f***tards are completely happy living under. So, congratu-f***ing-lations to all the morons out there for swapping out our Democracy with a king. Welcome to stupid America. All stupid all the time.
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According to Politico, “He was rusty. He was testy. He was out of touch. And, for a candidate often shielded by the scripted one-liners of killer campaign advisers, he was on his own — unable to hide his peevish demeanor and unable to portray himself, as his campaign has tried to do, as the clear choice to stop Bernie Sanders and beat Donald Trump.” Surely, I thought to myself, Bloomberg is smart enough and accomplished enough not to risk the hundreds of millions of dollars invested in his campaign. Surely, he takes this run for president seriously enough to prepare for a very predictable night of personal and professional attacks. Surely, he would have the capacity to reflect and conduct some self-critical evaluation in advance to anticipate how others will come at him. Surely, Bloomberg knows all these things and more given his success. Surely, he practiced at least a little bit of debate. Surely, surely, surely! Surely, I was wrong. Un-f***ing-believable. WTF!?!? Seriously! I mean f***ing seriously! Did Bloomberg really think he could just wing it?
To be fair, traitor trump has been winging it for his entire life and look at him now. I guess winging it is perfect for stupid America! We are so f***ed! I have no f***ing hope left — and I had very little to start. Americans are not going to elect a woman or a gay guy or a socialist or a Jew as president. But dumbass Democrats are more than willing to nominate one as their presidential candidate. Mark my words, morons. America is not the f***ing shining city on a hill; it is just as racist, bigoted, anti-Semitic, misogynistic, and homophobic as everyone imagines it to be. Welcome to four more years of traitor trump, f***tards. This is MAGA moron country! This is a country commanded by the RepubliKKKlan minority. This is evil Evangelical country where that 15% of the population dictates our national laws and mores (for those idiots out there the pronunciation is môrāz). Welcome to stupid America!
From NPR, “President Trump has named Richard Grenell, the vocal and controversial U.S. ambassador to Germany, as the new acting director of national intelligence, replacing the current acting head of the nation’s 17 spy agencies. Grenell, who has been the U.S. envoy to Berlin since May 2018, is known to be fiercely loyal to Trump, but critics have noted that he has no background in intelligence and no top-level management experience.” So what?!?! No one cares anymore. America is just all stupid all the f***ing time. Traitor trump has consistently shown he picks terrible people who are just as incompetent as he is, so why not pick a person as DNI who has no experience? Sure! Why not? MAGA morons don’t care. RepubliKKKlans don’t care! Because traitor trump is appointing an “acting” role then Grenell doesn’t need Senate confirmation. So, again no oversight. No advise and consent. The only qualification is to be a traitor trump sycophant. And no one cares because traitor trump’s approval rating has hit new highs because this is m*****f***ing G.D. stupid America! People just don’t care anymore (or never have). I give up! Welcome to stupid America!
[T]rump Pardons the Swamp
Of course, he does because this is stupid, stpid America who loves their corrupt king. None of this Scheiße matters anymore. It’s already too late. It was too late the day traitor trump was elected because America is just too f***ing stupid to care. Look, morons! This is precisely what conservatives want! This is the type of government MAGA morons, evil Evangelicals, and RepubliKKKlans want! They want a king. They want an authoritarian to tell them what to do, how to live, and what to think. This is the hallmark of a m*****f***ing G.D. stupid society that is incapable of thinking for themselves. It’s just easier to get by in life by having a dictator tell people what to do. Democracy takes work, f***tards! But this is stupid, lazy America! Stupid is as stupid does and we does! Welcome to stupid America!
Barr Is Never Going to Resign
From Fox News, nonetheless, “The Justice Department pushed back Tuesday night at multiple reports claiming Attorney General William Barr told people close to him he’s considering stepping down over President Trump’s tweets… .” That’s a f***ing lie. Don’t believe this Scheiße for one G.D. second! Barr is just trying to claim some sort of plausible innocence for being corrupt and staying in office to do traitor trump’s bidding. It’s the old “this beating is going to hurt me more than you” line of crap. This way he can claim to others that he wanted to quit but needed to stay to “make sure things didn’t get worse at the DOJ.” It’s all a cover, morons! Welcome to stupid America!
From NPR, “Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders has opened up a double-digit lead in the Democratic nominating contest, according to a new NPR/PBS NewsHour/Marist poll. Sanders has 31% support nationally, up 9 points since December, the last time the poll asked about Democratic voters’ preferences.” Look! I like his policies! I like his enthusiasm! I like is consistency! I like his ability to attract a younger demographic. I also like that he has an aggressive base that can take on MAGA morons. Progressives need a radical (violent) left-wing to counter the right. I, however, hesitate with his age and I hesitate with his self-described democratic socialist label– not that I object to its actual meaning or for what it stands. Unfortunately, America is really just too f***ing stupid to understand that our current economic and political systems already have components of socialism, as I have said time and time again. Moreover, Sanders is far from turning America into a Scandinavian utopia. Yet, Americans are scared to death of the s-word and no matter what the Bernie Bros won’t show up to vote. For all of their excitement and energy, they fail to vote. Mark my words, morons. It happens every f***ing four years; pundits keep saying the youth vote will finally turn out and change the American presidency for good, but they never do. Never! So, in the end, it will be a broken promise of the youth sweeping Sanders into office only for them to fail to show up while scaring other dumbass Democrats away because of “socialism.” Fan-f***ing-tastic! Welcome to stupid America!
Is Rush Limbaugh Dead Yet?
An Axios headline reads, “Buttigieg: I’m not going to be ‘lectured on family values’ by Rush Limbaugh.” As always, I’m praying for his quick but painful death because it’s like wishing Hitler dies!
Don’t Believe It!
According to the Los Angeles Times, “An administration official acknowledged there had been some tension between Trump and Barr in recent weeks… .” Don’t f***ing believe any of this Scheiße! There is no tension. Barr is not standing up to traitor trump. Barr is not defending his department or his employees against traitor trump’s corruption. Everything one sees is all theater and fake. Pay attention to what Barr does, not what he says! Barr thinks America should be lead by an imperial presidency, so that is exactly the president he will allow traitor trump to be. Don’t think this McCabe situation is settled; it’s not. Mark my words, morons. Traitor trump eventually gets everything he wants because he just doesn’t let go. At some point, Barr will get so sick of him bitching about letting McCabe off that he’ll find a way to resurrect the investigation. Welcome to stupid America.
A Fake Presidency
Also from CNN, “President Donald Trump’s campaign manager deleted a tweet featuring a dramatic photo of Air Force One at the Daytona 500 after users pointed out that the shot was from President George W. Bush’s visit to the NASCAR race in 2004, not from Trump’s visit on Sunday.” Of course, they did because everything about traitor trump’s presidency is fake. He is constantly using other people’s (and other presidents’) best moments to claim them as his own and he keeps getting caught, but the f***tards of America don’t care. Right or wrong (usually) they love their Idiot-in-Chief. Welcome to stupid America where MAGA morons keep breathing!
From CNN, “President Donald Trump on Sunday welcomed NASCAR fans to the start of this year’s Daytona 500 with a lap around the Florida race track in his presidential limousine. … Considered the Super Bowl of stock car racing, the Daytona 500 has served as the NASCAR season opener since 1982. The 200-lap, 500-mile-long race will feature 40 drivers on the track of the Daytona International Speedway in Daytona Beach, Florida.” Oh, yes. NASCAR is the “sport” of MAGA morons because it’s the only event simple enough for MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, and evil Evangelicals to understand — cars driving around in circles hundreds of times hoping for a crash. Welcome to stupid America where the examples are endless!