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MAGA Morons Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

What Now?

From Raw Story, “In an awkward moment before a large national television audience tuned into the watch the College Football National Championship, first lady Melania Trump abruptly snatched her hand away from President Donald Trump.” Why is the see you next Tuesday Melania mad at traitor trump now? At least the morons aren’t covering their hearts during the national anthem which is usually another indication of fake patriotism because this is stupid America. As usual, RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons always feel the need to demonstrate their uber-patriotism (incorrectly). For example, wearing the American flag as f***ing apparel is f***ing wrong, but this is stupid America! Moreover, one does not place one’s hand over one’s heart during the national anthem — that’s for the pledge of allegiance, f***ing morons! One (civilian) stands attentively with hat removed during the playing of the national anthem (and nothing else like holding hands). That’s all that is required. Anything more just means the person is a confused f***tard which basically defines every RepubliKKKlan and MAGA moron, and that’s why one sees people with hands over their hearts so often and everywhere. It’s just all stupid, all the time in America!

Disclaimer: As usual, I feel I must mention that Raw Story is not journalism, so I reference it sparingly, but there are articles that perfectly capture my thoughts, feelings, and ire even though at times it seems the site is subtlely trolling progressives because I constantly see advertisements for traitor trump and MAGA moron merchandise — and now Tulsi ads, who is a see you next Tuesday Russian useful idiot! That’s f***ing annoying and suspicious, but whatever!

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Chuck Todd

According to the Daily Beast, “MSNBC talent and staffers are bracing for a major 2020 shakeup amid discussion of moving ratings-challenged Chuck Todd to a morning slot and execs talking with Fox News escapee Shepard Smith.” May as well do it. Between Chuck Todd’s invariable “We’ll have to leave it there” refrain every time a RepubliKKKlan guest f***ing lies and his self-admission of “I was naive [about doing his f***ing job]” then they may as well replace him with Smith who has been more critical of traitor trump since Chuck can’t do his job right!

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Evil Evangelicals MAGA Morons Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

Because Stupid America

According to CNN, “But on Monday, he claimed credit for being ‘the person who saved Pre-Existing Conditions in your Healthcare’ in a tweet blasting an ad by former New York City Mayor and 2020 Democratic candidate Michael Bloomberg that attacks the President’s record on health care.” Of course, he didn’t and the very, very, very stupid people of America will believe him because this country is just too stupid to survive. So, let it fall. It’s time to start over by purging RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, and evil Evangelicals. Welcome to stupid America. Let them die!

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Evil Evangelicals MAGA Morons Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

It’s Time We Get Revengeful

According to CNN, “A baby opossum was found beaten until she was blinded at a Hilton Head golf course in South Carolina, according to the Wildlife Rehab of Greenville.” This is, no doubt, some RepubliKKKlan, MAGA moron, or Evangelical uppity golfer who hates nature, must feel superior, loves to inflict pain and hurt, and is apparently threatened by baby animals just as they are threatened by anything that’s not old, white, and male. These people like to torture animals; it’s always the same ethos. I say find whoever did this and poker his eyes out with a red hot poker.

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Should Be One Million Dead Moms

From CNN, “One Million Moms is a division of the American Family Association, the non-profit evangelical Christian group. Despite its name, it is not clear that the group has a million members. According to its website, more than 8,000 people have taken action on the Burger King issue, and its Facebook group has just shy of 100,000 likes. The activist group long has targeted groups that feature LGBT people or relationships in a positive light. In 2012, the group called on JCPenney to remove Ellen DeGeneres as its spokeswoman because she is gay, but the retailer stood behind the comedian.”

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Politics Purely Moronic

This Is Why Stupid America

According to CNN, “The poll shows 56% of Americans said they disapprove of the way Trump is dealing with escalating tensions with Iran while 43% said they approved. The poll was conducted on January 10-11, the same week Iran launched retaliatory attacks against Iraqi bases housing US troops after an American drone strike killed Iranian commander Qasem Soleimani. Asked about the US airstrike, the majority, 52%, said it has made the United States less safe.” And this is why traitor trump will get re-elected because of stupid America. Fifty-six percent is not enough.

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The A**hole Killed His Dog

According to CNN, “A Utah man has been rescued from the Alaskan wilderness, approximately three weeks after a fire burned his home to the ground, killed his dog and left him without much food, clothing or shelter. He [the idiot who burned his own living space down] started grabbing everything he could, including blankets and a rifle but his real priority was his 6-year-old chocolate lab, Phil. He ordered Phil outside, and when he jumped off the bed, Steele assumed he’d left the house. But when Steele went outside, he heard Phil howling — inside.” They should ship the man back to his Alaska “camp” and say goodbye for good. He should have died with his dog!

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Jesus-f***ing-Christ on the M*****f***ing Cross

From Axios, “Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg shot back at criticisms that he’s running a self-aggrandizing campaign for the Democratic nomination, telling Reuters in an interview: ‘Number one priority is to get rid of Donald Trump. I’m spending all my money to get rid of Trump.’” Apparently, he is the only f***ing person running for president that knows exactly what to say! While every other dumbass Democrat keeps arguing around this number one priority and with each other — un-f***ing-believable — Bloomberg is unambiguous about what he’s doing and what must happen! These dumbass Democrats that claim when they meet with people on the campaign trail voters are asking about health care and the environment and jobs and whatnot is all f***ing B.S. Any voter with two brain cells to rub together know that none of these subject matter if he or she cannot defeat traitor trump. F*** me! The only thing that should be coming out of the Democratic presidential candidate is how to defeat traitor trump. Can we just f***ing assume that any Democrat will be better for America than another four years of traitor trump? How f***ing difficult does this have to be? It should be how to defeat traitor trump every time, all the time — over and over again! Welcome to stupid America where dumbass Democrats just can’t seem to get it f***ing right!

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Politics RepubliKKKlans

All Story, No Substance

A CNN headline reads, “Many millennials are worse off than their parents — a first in American history.” The story was almost worthless because it did not touch the political aspect of the individuals it highlighted in the article. Seriously?!?! The article talked about the “American Dream” while completely ignoring how these people vote — if they vote. I don’t understand how one writes an article about the differences between generations without acknowledging that the most important driver that differentiates the prosperity of generations aside from economics is politics, and actually I argue it’s politics that drives the economy. They specifically discuss how millennials came of age during the Great Recession which, in short, set the path for this generation to be less prosperous than their parents. Of course, the singular cause of the Great Recession is RepubliKKKlan policies and no-holds-barred capitalism. Of course, one’s political views should be critical to this story, but naturally, it’s not to a MSM piece like this, which seems to think the “American Dream” is completely unrelated to the influence of politics on America’s prosperity of the middle and lower classes. Nonetheless, I have no doubt far too many millennials are more than willing and happy to vote RepubliKKKlan. Welcome to stupid America because it must be Democrats’ fault!

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International Indigestion Purely Moronic

Close the Airports While Launching a Missle Attack, Idiots!

From CNN, “Iran admitted Saturday that it mistakenly shot down a Ukrainian passenger jet, blaming human error and ‘US adventurism’ for the crash that left 176 people dead.” I don’t think “US adventurism” is the fault of a moronic Iran that failed to shut down air traffic while it launched a missile attack on another country. How f***ing stupid does one have to be to forget to do this? I suppose trump stupid. It drives me absolutely G.D. crazy when people misplace blame. There is a huge f***ing difference between direct cause and effect and antecedents. Escalating tension between the U.S. and Iran is the antecedent to the situation, but Iran allowing commercial flights to continue while they let missiles fly is just pure incompetence. Whatever happened to their claim that is was “scientifically impossible” for the plane to have been blown out of the sky by Iran? F*** me! I hope these aren’t the same scientists that are working on their nuclear program! Or they really will poke an eye out!

Axios said it well, “Iran lied about the mass murder of 176 people because a trigger-happy idiot shot down a civilian Ukrainian plane taking off from Tehran. The regime looks like dishonest incompetents on the global stage.”