At the time of this writing and as the numbers begin to shake out of the 2024 presidential election, more of my predictions seem to have come to fruition. But I’ll start with my big failure: I thought, for sure, that Dictator Don would never win the popular vote, but would win by more than he received in 2020. I was gravely wrong in those respects. However, as I think about those specific prognostications, they do contradict my other predictions, namely that Black and Hispanic men will kill democracy (i.e., not vote for Harris), and people would gladly give up democracy for a few more pennies in their pocket (i.e., it’s the economy, stupid). Both these things can’t be true, as it turns out, and not inherently mean Dictator Don would not win the popular vote. Of course, if the former two circumstances are true, then naturally, he must win the popular vote. And that’s precisely what happened.
But I nailed it on other counts! (As I usually do!) I nailed it when I claimed Black and Latino men would get Dictator Don elected. Allow myself to quote myself from an earlier post: “To be sure, Harris is trailing among most demographics compared to Biden in 2020, but it seems to me that Black and Latino men, with whom the force of misogyny is strong, my young padawan, will gladly risk their futures by not voting for Harris.” As the exit polls manifest themselves, it has become obvious that many more Latino men switched their votes to Dictator Don from Biden, as did Black men to a lesser degree. But Black men failed Harris in a more devastating way: They simply stayed home, which is why, in large part, Harris received nearly 14 million fewer votes than Biden did in 2020! Black voters still highly favored Harris as a percentage of the total vote, but in absolute numbers, the total fell well short of what Biden received the last time.
As it relates to the economy, again, allow me to quote a specific example from myself, “Thus, voters — as I’ve said a thousand times before — will turn their backs on democracy if it means a few more dollars in their wallets.” I’ve long predicted this, and you can do a search of my posts about capitalism, authoritarianism, and the like. But in short, f***tards of America will gladly give up their freedom and democracy for a few more Shekels in their pocket. Full stop! It’s that simple. So! People get the government they deserve and desire, which is not going to be what they thought they voted for, but it’s way too late for that now! Because I promise you that the economy Black and Latino men thought they voted for (or passively engendered) by electing Dictator Don is not going to be the one that makes their lives better. (I am definitely going to write a separate post on that soon-to-be sh*t-show!)
I also predicted America’s apathy would kill America’s democracy. Again, I quote myself as just the latest of many like examples, “Whatever! I give up! I called this race three years ago, and except for a month of believing Harris could win, I’ve never changed my mind because I understand the essence of this nation of morons. And that essence is this: People don’t want democracy anymore because they’re too f***ing stupid to apprehend the danger we’re in. It’s that simple. An idiot conman came along to promise the people riches and the ease of never having to think again. ‘Only I can fix it.’ ‘You won’t have to worry about elections anymore.’ And people believe him. Welcome to stupid America! No one cares, as the end is clearly in sight. Mark! My! Words! F***tards! Remember, morons, you did this to yourself.” Again, as I’ve said many, many, many times, people are too stupid and apathetic about keeping their democracy. And given the lackluster number of votes in 2024, it is apparent that millions and millions of people failed to show up to the polls and essentially allowed Dictator Don to win by acquiescence. That apathy will bite Americans in the ass — hard! Mark my words, morons! Oh, well.
And a few other lesser points. First, abortion rights were never going to save our democracy or Harris, as I knew it would not. Moreover, I correctly predicted that people would gladly vote in favor of protecting abortion rights at the state level and then turn right around and vote for Dictator Don. Bingo! I was right again, of course! As the red states showed, they passed amendments to their state constitutions enshrining abortion access and then voted RepubliKKKlans into office. Apparently, these morons are utterly oblivious to the fact that once in the White House, Dictator Don can unilaterally make it impossible to access abortion drugs, which is the primary way abortions are conducted. So, forget about a federal law banning abortions; he can do it by advising the FDA to withdraw approval of medications used for abortions. The irony is that morons in these states will force their women to utilize surgical abortions, which is more dangerous than medication abortions. But whatever! Nothing matters! Second, and on a related note, if women refused to make abortion a primary motivator, then there was no way they would save America’s democracy. I did not put this prediction forth as blatantly, forcefully, and regularly as I did with my other ideas, but it was something I said a couple of times but inferred more. Women were not going to save abortion rights, which is almost axiomatic with women not going to stop Dictator Don from taking office! You can’t have one without the other! Last, I am very, very proud to announce that my First Axiom holds, which I created and state thusly: Ain’t no president or ex-president ever going to be convicted of a crime or go to jail — ever. And just a bit of a caveat here: Dictator Don may have been convicted in New York of a crime, but there is a good chance he may not be sentenced. Furthermore, the judge may dismiss the case altogether. Is a conviction without a sentencing still a conviction? That is far less of a philosophical question than you may think. Also, his other legal cases were not criminal in nature; they were civil, in which he was held liable, not guilty, so the First Axiom does not apply and still holds.
I will end with this: Since I’ve proven my ability to foresee the direction of the nation years in advance, I’m going to make some pretty scary forecasts about Dictator Don’s next term. Now, either you morons can continue to ignore me at your own risk, or you can brace yourselves. I would say you could muster the courage and will to fight to get your democracy back, but honestly, it’s a bit too late for that. You f***tards killed America’s democracy, and we’re not getting it back peacefully, and I sincerely doubt Americans have the stomach for a fight. Like Nazi Germany, Americans will gladly welcome fascism as a replacement for democracy. Now, it’s a matter of survival. The end is here, morons. Look at what you did to yourselves, you stupid, stupid people! Welcome to stupid America!