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MAGA Morons RepubliKKKlans

“Art of the Deal” for Dummies

Politico summarizes well the pattern: “You might say it’s The Art of the Deal. First, spark a crisis by threatening harsh consequences if hazy, unspecified demands aren’t met. Then, torque up the suspense as an artificial deadline approaches, while nervous observers warn of the dire consequences of going over the cliff. And finally, cut a vague, imperfect or constitutionally questionable deal at the last minute, claiming victory and savaging the critics.” This is where MAGA morns and RepubliKKKlans think traitor trump is some kind of f***ing G.D. genius when in fact it is all a scam, but this is stupid America. A moron claims victory over a pending disaster of his own making and stupid people praise him for it. Welcome to stupid America!

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RepubliKKKlans

Oh, Dear Me!

CNN headline reads: “Two former state senators found dead in their homes within two days.” Probably two RepubliKKKlans who had wished for tighter gun control! Oh, well. One crocodile tear times two times zero.

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MAGA Morons

Well, That Explains That!

From Axios, “President Trump announced on Twitter Friday evening that tariffs against Mexican goods were ‘indefinitely suspended’ following Mexico’s agreement to take stronger measures to curb immigration across the southern border of the U.S.” I could not for the life of me understand why the stock market kept rising in the days counting down to tariffs starting. Now it makes sense: the market never believed traitor trump was going to implement them. They guessed correctly. It used to be the stock market relied on stability — stability in economic, trade, and fiscal policies. Clearly, those expectations have gone out the window. Instead, it seems the market simply relies on ignoring the president more often than not. Fan-f***ing-tastic! Traitor trump has essentially made himself (and the presidency) even more irrelevant.

Just to be clear, whatever deal the U.S. reached with Mexico will be an ephemeral placation for traitor trump’s mercurial nature. I suspect in a few months he’ll need to rally the rage machine for his MAGA moron base because they are never pleased unless their hate can be focused on some minority stealing that piece of bread from their hands. Welcome to stupid America! Dumbing down one day at a time.

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International Indigestion

The New BBF World Order

From the BBC: “Chinese President Xi Jinping has described Russia’s Vladimir Putin as his ‘best friend’ during a three-day visit to Moscow focusing on trade and relations between the two countries.” Great! So, traitor trump’s “negotiating” on trade has pushed China right into a partnership with Russia. I’m sure traitor trump could care less about this dangerous re-alignment of global powers. No! Instead, the only thing he’ll be upset about is not being called Xi’s best friend because, of course, it’s always only about traitor trump and no one else! Mark my words! This president is a f***ing G.D. joke. This Scheiße-for-brains president and Scheiße-for-brains block of MAGA moron and RepubliKKKlan voters have created a power vacuum of American leadership in the world which China and Russia easily filled. This is what happens when traitor trump goes around trashing American allies and preaching protectionism and a withdrawal from the world order. If America is not leading then other countries will. I cannot possibly take the level of stupidity in this country that has precipitated and accelerated America’s decline in world leadership and respect. Welcome to stupid America where f***tards gave us the dumbest person in the world to “lead” the free world, and as of today, FiveThirtyEight reports traitor trump’s job approval holds steady at 41.5% — 41.5% too high! F*** me!

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MAGA Morons Politics RepubliKKKlans

Un-f***ing-believable

CNN reports, “As of Thursday, US Customs and Border Protection had still not received guidance necessary to implement the tariffs, including details like software changes for automated systems that process the customs entries, according to trade and customs attorney Lenny Feldman, who is on CBP’s commercial customs operations advisory committee.” Un-f***ing-believable! This administration is a f***ing joke, and apparently, it is a joke that every MAGA moron and RepubliKKKlan love, given his approval rating. These f***tards of America love a dysfunctional, chaotic, and ill-prepared administration. Why would they not? It reflects their own stupidity and belief that government is inherently dysfunctional, so in short traitor trump is living out the dream of MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans. He simply lurches from one self-inflicted crisis to the next without a plan, thought, or concern. Welcome to stupid America! Stupid is as stupid does!

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Dumbass Democrats Politics

More Dumbass Democrat Weakness

From Bloomberg, “House Democrats clamoring for Donald Trump’s tax information have eagerly awaited a newly passed New York law allowing limited access to the president’s state returns. They’re about to be sorely disappointed. House Ways and Means Chairman Richard Neal would be the only Democrat allowed by the new law to ask for the documents, but so far he has said he won’t do it.” Naturally! Did I expect dumbass Democrats to be anything other than weak and feckless? I give up! Welcome to stupid America!

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Dumbass Democrats

Oh, Christ! Here We Go!

According to Axios, “One day after former Vice President Joe Biden’s campaign confirmed his support of a congressional ban on funding for abortions, Biden changed course, calling for a repeal of the Hyde Amendment at a campaign event Thursday evening in Atlanta, per AP.” This is going to be the start of flip-flopping which will be the end. It is exactly this whipsaw, last minute, and apparent “corrective” change in policy that indicates a weak and placating politician. Jesus-f***ing-Christ. At least traitor trump stuck to his wrong beliefs. Now it just looks like another old white guy running for president is trying to catch up with political trends in real time. Like I’ve said time and time again; better to be strong and wrong than weak and right. Welcome to stupid America where we have strong and wrong in spades and dumbass Democrats.

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“Presidential”

Apparently, CNN and MSNBC commentators are actually commending traitor trump on his D-Day speech. Wrong! So, congratulations because he stuck to the script? Traitor trump has set the bar so low that as long as he doesn’t trip over it, then he passed the test of decorum. This is the standard we have come to set for the president. Moreover, traitor trump does not believe a single f***ing word he read, especially since it is the first time he has seen the prose — which is why, in addition to his illiteracy, he reads so f***ing slowly. One should understand by now it is completely irrelevant what he reads aloud. What matters is his tweets and his off-the-cuff comments; that is how he truly feels and what he truly believes. Welcome to stupid America where morons (especially the MSM) fall for his “presidential” act every f***ing time! I can’t anymore. I just f***ing can’t!

Update: Pathetic! Pathetic! Pathetic! Twenty-four hours later on Morning Joe, those same commentators who praised traitor trump for giving what they considered one of the best speeches given by any past president at a D-Day commemoration, now call it a “good” speech downgraded by the interview he gave on Fox News minutes beforehand. It is an “I told you so moment” that apparently only morons failed to easily foresee. So much unmitigated stupidity! Hey, f***tards of America: never give traitor trump any f***ing credit for anything good he does because it is always unwarranted! Welcome to stupid America!

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International Indigestion

Unbridled Stupidity

As Axios reports, “Trump told Ireland’s Taoiseach Leo Varadkar ‘it will all work out very well and also for you, with your wall, your border.’ He said there’s ‘a border situation in the United States and you have one over here.’ Varadkar responded, ‘The main thing we want to avoid, of course, is a border or a wall between both sides.’ Trump replied, I think you do … The way it works now is good, you want to try and keep it that way.’” Naturally, he needed real-time correction of the situation because he is too stupid to understand what Brexit means for the border between Ireland and Great Britain. The default position for traitor trump is that, of course, everybody wants Brexit, that every country wants a wall on their borders. The “border situation” they have “over here” in Ireland is the exact opposite of what is going on in America. Ireland does not want a regulated border with Northern Ireland, much less a f***ing wall. The hard Brexit that traitor trump advocates would create exactly that. What a f***ing G.D. moron of the highest order. Welcome to stupid America where we elect a president that knew nothing when he came into office and after two and half years he still knows nothing — exactly the American style!

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MAGA Morons Politics RepubliKKKlans

A Country of Total F***tards: U.S.

NBC News reports, “The IRA’s disinformation campaign was described in the final report by special counsel Robert Mueller, and in his indictment of multiple Russian nationals. U.S intelligence agencies assessed that the social media manipulation was part of a Russian intelligence operation designed to undermine American democracy by exacerbating divisions, hurt Democrat Hillary Clinton and help Trump. Experts say the U.S. government and American social media companies have yet to develop a strategy to prevent such manipulation from happening again. Just last week, a different cybersecurity firm exposed an Iranian effort to manipulate U.S. social media with fake accounts.” It is amazing that this country is so f***ing G.D. stupid that social media is the new stand-in for reasoned research, informed opinion making, and intellect. Oh, yes. By all means, let’s turn to social media accounts to get “news” or become “informed.” I just can’t anymore! This country is so far f***ed up and stupid that I think it is beyond repair. People are too stupid to discern news from “fake” news (aka lies to non-idiots). The reason Russia was so successful with their disinformation campaign is that America is full of m*****f***ing G.D. idiots, just complete abject stupidity! Full stop! Welcome to stupid America. It is permanently dumb here which means MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans run the nuthouse.