At Least He’s Not Disappointed

According to Axios: “After reviewing the Mueller report, Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah) said he was ‘sickened at the extent and pervasiveness of dishonesty and misdirection by individuals in the highest office of the land, including the President.’” Wow! Of the 200+ RepubliKKKlans in Congress, one person has expressed misgivings stronger than the “disappointed” platitude, if anything at all. This is the state of our Union: a RepubliKKKlan party that is never disturbed by a vile president. Welcome to stupid America where RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons are exactly the worst human beings one expected them to be!

Finishing Last

From a CNN headline: “‘The Democratic base is angry as hell’: Cory Booker’s message of love falls flat.” Perfectly put! I have heard Booker’s campaign pitch a couple of times and all I can do is roll my eyes. There will always be those dumbass Democrats who don’t understand we are at DEFCON 1. Hello f***tards! Once again Booker is the example of a Democrat bringing a knife to a gun fight. Democrats don’t want a f***ing weak candidate that is telling everyone we should just all love each other (i.e., RepubliKKKlans) while MAGA morons literally write-up kill lists of Democrats and run over progressive protesters. If Booker is worried about coming off as an angry black man running for president then he should just step aside because the minimum I want from my Democratic presidential candidate is white-hot anger! Welcome to stupid America where nice guys do finish last.

The Buttigieg Briar Patch

Axios reports, “As Buttigieg talked about marriage equality, the protester stood up and shouted: ‘You betray your baptism!’ before being removed from the town hall.” This is why I hate that Buttigieg keeps discussing his religion. Sorry, but this is a no-win situation for him. While he keeps proselytizing about creating a religious left movement, I think he is forgetting that religion is by its very nature conservative. Religion is and always has been about separating the believers from the non-believers; that is to say, “us” versus “them.” Trust me when I say when it comes to this group of “them” it is still very much that most religious people are against the LGBT community. At worst, they want to convert or burn them, and at best they are merely tolerated — but full equality is inconceivable. I wish he would stop trying to reconcile his Christianity with his sexuality. He is simply opening himself up to needless criticism in a political party where people would rather identify with no religion or keep religion out of the political sphere, as implausible as that may be. I don’t want a religious left any more than I want a religious right. We don’t need a more brainwashed society! We have enough morons as it is. Welcome to stupid America where too many people are still too religious!

Social Darwinism

Naturally, “A man who accidentally shot himself while changing his daughter’s diaper in a vehicle in Vestavia Hills, Alabama, has died, police said.” According to a CNN report. Because every dumb southerner needs to keep a loaded gun in a diaper bag — the brown people are coming. Wall! Welcome to stupid America; sometimes nature takes care of things!

There is No Plan, Morons

Axios reports, “In a closed-door meeting with members of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee last month, King Abdullah II of Jordan said the White House had given him zero visibility into the most fraught part of their peace plan: how it proposes to divide Israeli and Palestinian territory.” Unbelievable. Hello! There is no peace plan; they’ve been punting on this thing for two years. As usual, they are all talk without substance. In two weeks. Blah, blah, blah.

Why Idiot Voters Should Stay the F*** Home

Axios provides more insight into the morons of America. For example, “All but two of the participants said their 2016 vote was a vote against the other candidate, not for the person they supported. ‘I wanted something new and different to shake it up in a more positive way,’ said Brenda R.” Oh, I’m sorry! What part of traitor trump calling every one of his presidential opponents names, slandering a war hero (McCain), calling Mexicans rapists, and so forth appeared to be positive? Seriously! How the f*** does someone look at traitor trump and discern that he will be a positive, inspirational leader? F*** me! Stupid f***ing morons! Then there are these f***ing G.D. Scheiße-for-brains protest voters who just want to vote against someone. What the f*** has ever been accomplished by merely voting against someone? Nothing. So, we get idiot boy traitor trump by default because they just didn’t want Clinton. Hello, f***ing morons. If you’re going to vote RepubliKKKlan as a protest vote then just stay the f*** home! Seriously! Don’t vote!

But wait! There is more stupidity: “Frederick W., a 23-year-old who went for Trump in 2016, said: ‘I didn’t want [Clinton] to be president. I liked Trump more because he’s real. We knew what we were getting into when we voted for him.’” Because he’s real? Real like a reality T.V. show? Un-f***ing-believable. Moreover, I guess only a moron can look at traitor trump the liar, traitor trump the misogynist, traitor trump the bigot, traitor trump the racist and vote for him because, hey, “we knew what we were getting into.” I can’t! I just f***ing can’t anymore! Welcome to stupid f***ing America!

Traitor [T]rump to Win for $200, Alex

Who will stupid Americans elect in 2020? According to a CNN story, “President Donald Trump’s re-election campaign raised more than $30 million in the first fundraising quarter of 2019, the campaign confirmed Sunday to CNN. Almost 99% of donations were $200 or less, the campaign said, with an average donation of $34.26. The campaign’s director of communications, Tim Murtaugh, said the re-election effort now has $40.8 million on hand, a substantial figure. For comparison, President Barack Obama’s re-election effort had nearly 20 times less (a little under $2 million) at this point in 2011.” Look! I don’t know how many f***ing times I need to keep repeating myself, but traitor trump is the Everyman of stupid America! I wish pundits, dumbass Democrats, optimists, and other general idiots would stop believing that the majority of voters in this country are rational and deliberate. They are not. (Traitor trump won in the first place.) Most of them like the Scheiße show that is traitor trump — or even worse they just don’t care. Unless and until the world around them burns down he will be re-elected because apparently, idiots in this country have nothing better to do than to watch and condone this reality T.V. show presidency. If putting one’s money into a cause is any indication of its strength then traitor trump is going to win. Welcome to stupid America! Get used to it, morons!

A Petulant President for the Masses

According to CNN, “The Trump administration pressured the Department of Homeland Security to release immigrants detained at the southern border into so-called sanctuary cities in part to retaliate against Democrats who oppose President Donald Trump’s plans for a border wall, a source familiar with the discussions told CNN on Thursday.” Time after time, example after example, traitor trump proves to be a president exhibiting the worst qualities in a leader and human being, yet RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons are completely copacetic with all of it! They don’t care, really. They love the Scheiße show. They love the fact that traitor trump trashes the dignity of the Office of the Presidency because they are just as deplorable! Hello, f***tards! How many times must I say it? Traitor trump is the mirror into which 44% of this country gazes in delightful mesmerization of its benighted reflection. I cannot say it any more plainly: this is a country of f***ing G.D. morons. Does anyone recall what grade a student “earns” by getting 56% (100%-44%) of a test correct? Anyone? Anyone at all? An F! Grading the country as a whole in a similar manner is no different. Like I have always said: 44% stupid is still stupid! Welcome to stupid America!