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Religion as Retardation

The Irony Is Killing Me!

CNN reports, “Owners of a replica of Noah’s Ark are suing their insurers, saying the companies failed to cover adequately damage caused by heavy rain.” This quote says everything except for two things. First, the depths of stupidity of those who go to the park is incalculable. Second, and more importantly, these people never seem to blame themselves for what they would consider being God’s wrath in any other case. Floods, fires, hurricanes, and earthquakes are always because of the gays, but when something happens to them maybe it’s because God thinks these fundamentalist religious wackjobs are vile people, living vile hypocritical lives, especially when God tried to block others from going to their fantasyland. I guess God is the insurance companies.

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RepubliKKKlans

The Vileness of RepubliKKKlans

From Axios, “The Trump administration will soon make it easier for federally funded adoption agencies to reject same-sex couples, Axios’ Sam Baker and Jonathan Swan reported on Friday.” Every RepubliKKKlan is a vile person. In fact, it is impossible to be a RepubliKKKlan and not be a vile person. Sorry if the truth hurts.

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Other

Honestly, F*** ’em!

From CNN, “A disaster relief bill was prevented from advancing in the US House of Representatives on Friday after Republican Rep. Chip Roy of Texas objected to passing the bill, meaning the more than $19 billion in aid may not go to President Donald Trump’s desk for his signature before June.” My understanding is that most of these people needing disaster relief are in red states, so f*** them! This is what they voted for, right? They wanted a president and a party to build that f***ing wall, and now they have one idiot GOP member holding up the bill because, in part, there is no funding for the wall. So, congratu-f***ing-lations to those RepubliKKKlans in need because the wall comes first and not helping people second. I’d rather not have my tax dollars go to RepubliKKKlans as a handout. They should have bought more insurance! I mean that’s what RepubliKKKlans always preach, right? Self-sufficiency! No handouts from the government! Bootstraps! I wish to f***ing God we had a system where people get the benefits they deserve based on their voting record. RepubliKKKlans can have all the unregulated for-profit health care insurance they want, without any government help. Flood insurance, which is underwritten exclusively by the government, RepubliKKKlans can go without. Seriously! Find another private insurer. RepubliKKKlans want to provoke a war then they can send their sons and daughters (or themselves). RepubliKKKlans don’t want to pay any taxes? Fine — no government services of any kind! Stay off the roads!

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MAGA Morons RepubliKKKlans

We’re on Our Way to War

Hello, stupid America! We’re on our way to war! And here I thought MAGA morons voted for traitor trump, in part, to keep America out of unnecessary Middle East interventions. Stupid me! Every time a RepubliKKKlan gets voted into office we go to war and waste a $1 trillion and then some. Welcome to stupid America! Right on schedule to making things worse. Yeah, we deserve this — because apparently, the country is too f***ing stupid to learn from the mistakes of the last 3 RepubliKKKlan presidents!

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International Indigestion

Good Luck with That

Theresa May resigns. If the global zeitgeist is any indication then the new prime minister will be an even more hardline Brexiter. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; let Britain fall out of the EU with a no-deal. Elections have consequences and I think Britain should be the most obvious example of how ignorant voting leads to detrimental results. So, let these people feel the full brunt of leaving the second largest trading block in the world. Maybe they’ll get informed before the next time they vote.

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Other

Surrounded by Idiots

What kind of moron agrees to be seen as a traitor trump prop while he (predictably) veers a planned speech into crazy town? Seriously? Where do they find these f***ing G.D. morons? I guess these f***tards have absolutely no problem with awkwardly standing behind their idiot leader as he goes off on incomprehensible rants and tangents. They have no problem because no matter what he says they’re all in 100%. Welcome to stupid America! It is inescapable stupidity! Stupid people everywhere, everywhere stupid people!

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MAGA Morons Religion as Retardation

A Country of Morons Elects a “Stable Genius”

New York Magazine headline reads, “Trump Calls Himself ‘Extremely Stable Genius,’ Demands Staffers Tell Press How ‘Calm’ He Is.” This is the level of complete absurdity America has reached. Thank you so much MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans for bringing down the collective IQ of the country with a president that bearly functions above mentally retarded. I feel dumber each time I hear him. Every day traitor trump says or does something that evinces he has no f***ing clue what he’s doing, yet 42% think he really is a f***ing G.D. genius. As usual, everything is about himself first and country second. I give up! Welcome to stupid America! This country is stuck on permanent stupid!

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MAGA Morons RepubliKKKlans

Uncontrollable American Stupidity

From CNN: “The President is doing what he always does when he’s in a dark political corner: fight harder than any man alive, adopting a relentless strategy of total political warfare and lashing out in a way that may ultimately be self-defeating.” Just another scene in the traitor trump Scheiße-show and apparently 42% of idiots in this country keep thinking this is the best entertainment since the end of GoT. This relentless do-nothing president and administration is exactly what MAGA morons and f***ard RepubliKKKlans want. This is all one big comical trainwreck that these people desire to detract them from their own trainwreck of a life. Welcome to stupid America where stupidity is the entertainment!

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Other

The One Exception

The Daily Beast reports, “Tillerson reached out to the committee and expressed a willingness to meet, a committee [House Foreign Affairs] aide said.” One pseudo-patriot steps forward while the rest avoid, retreat, and stonewall. Pathetic! Where is Mattis? Where is McMaster? Aren’t these supposed to be national patriots who defend the rule of law, the Constitution, and the integrity of America! Shouldn’t they be warning the country of how dangerous and incompetent traitor trump is? I guess not. Welcome to stupid America; it’s everyone out for themselves.

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Dumbass Democrats RepubliKKKlans

Wrong!

Politico writes, “Joe Biden is making his bipartisan bona fides a centerpiece of his presidential campaign, boasting recently that he persuaded three Republican senators to support the economic stimulus that helped save the country from catastrophe.” Wow! A whole f***ing three RepubliKKKlan senators! Here we go! The frontrunner already willing and wanting to concede power to RepubliKKKlans as part of his campaign messaging. These dumbass Democrats are never ever going to learn! RepubliKKKlans don’t want to compromise or work together; they want to dominate and destroy, but dumbass Democrats still don’t get it. F*** me! I’m so f***ing G.D. sick of weak Democrats. And I guess I have no choice but to vote for “Vice President Mike Pence is a decent guy” Joe Biden. I can’t wait! Welcome to stupid America!