Brilliant Deal Maker

CNN reports, “The United States and South Korea are expected to announce in the coming days that annual military exercises between the two nations are to be scaled back, according to a US defense official.” Oh, so I guess Kim did get something for nothing after all (two things actually). Un-f***ing-believable. Traitor trump walks away from the meeting looking more like a dotard (that is literally a Kim Jong Un description of traitor trump before the bromance if one recalls) than someone negotiating from a position of strength. If he actually knew what the f*** he was doing he would have understood that the preliminary negotiations were failing completely. So, what? Did he expect to swoop in and fix things because he’s actually a stable genius? Traitor trump did fix a couple of things on Kim’s list: he forgave him for murdering an American and he scaled back these military exercises. What did we get in return? Nothing! Thank you so much MAGA morons for bringing us this national nightmare. Welcome to stupid America!

Dumbass Democrats

CNN reports, “‘I am now writing a final time to request your voluntary cooperation with this investigation,’ Cummings said. “‘I ask that you begin producing all responsive documents immediately, and I request that you begin scheduling transcribed interviews with each witness identified by the Committee.’” OMG! Why? Why? Why? Why are Democrats so f***ing weak all the time? What part of never ask but only demand from RepubliKKKlans and traitor trump do Democrats always fail to understand? Like I have said before, Democrats have no idea how to use what little power they possess. Instead, Democrats needlessly try to be “polite.” Well, f*** that! Seriously, just stop! They are wasting time and energy. Hello, dumbass Democrats! The only things they should be delivering to the White House are subpoenas. Surrounded by MAGA morons and dumbass Democrats. Welcome to stupid America!

Where Your Taxes, Bitch?

NBC reports, “The top tax-writing committee in the House is readying a request for years of President Donald Trump’s personal tax returns that is expected to land at the Internal Revenue Service as early as the next few weeks, according to congressional aides involved in the process. And Democrats are prepared to ‘take all necessary steps,’ including litigation, in order to obtain them.” WTF! And this request for traitor trump’s taxes was not completed on 3 January because why? Thank you, Democrats, for once again proving your weakness and inability to prioritize. His taxes are the key to everything! You start there! You don’t need to establish a predicate for doing so except that it’s traitor trump. Welcome to stupid America!

Sports

From a CNN report, “Harper has his record deal, with the $330 million topping the $325 million Giancarlo Stanton got in his November 2014 pact with the Miami Marlins. The Phillies have their star, the type of player they absolutely had to sign after owner John Middleton began the offseason promising to spend ‘stupid’ money.” Well, I guess if you want to understand where the priorities and interests of a stupid citizenry reside, then look no further than the sports page. This country bitches about not enough money for universal healthcare, underemployment, homelessness, child poverty, etc., but morons of America are willing to pay more money than they can afford for tickets to a sporting event that pays their players tens to hundreds of millions of dollars. Hey morons: sports stars will not fix society’s problems, but you pay them as if they do. This is truly stupid f***ing America. Greed over everything is the rule, not the exception!

Disappointed

Santorum, who is a CNN political commentator, said the following: “‘And again, I don’t understand why the President does this. I am disappointed, to say the least, that he did it.’” Oh, yes. It is the obligatory “disappointed” sentiment from RepubliKKKlans. It is infuriating that disappointment becomes the strongest form of condemnation of traitor trump. Do you know what’s disappointing? Dunkin’ Donuts being out of Boston Kreme donuts is disappointing; you can’t find a new pair of shoes in your size is disappointing; you turn 40 is disappointing. But this is MAGA moron America, so a narcissistic, incompetent, and nearly mentally retarded president stumbling into one diplomatic mess after another is merely “disappointing!” Welcome to f***ing G.D. stupid America!

Herding Cats

According to Politico, “Pelosi argues that Democrats must stick together on procedural votes, which is the traditional view of party leaders on both sides of the aisle. Hoyer and Clyburn, however, have suggested that moderate members can vote with Republicans if they think it will improve their political standing.” This is a perfect example of why Democrats usually lose (elections). For the love of f***ing God!  Why can’t Democrats just be ruthless for once in their f***ing lives? Do you know why America is a tyranny of the minority over the majority? That is to say, why is it that a majority of Americans are center-right to center-left, yet we live under hard-right policies and tendencies. Why is it that the vast majority of citizens favor background checks for gun purchases (or higher taxes on the rich or addressing climate change–you name it), yet what we actually get is nothing or just the opposite. Under RepubliKKKlan control of the House enhanced background check legislation was defeated in the wake of Sandy Hook. Under a RepubliKKKlan president, the U.S. pulled out of the Paris Climate Agreement and continues to roll back government policies to mitigate the negative effects of climate change. Time after time, policies the American people want or favor are rejected by RepubliKKKlans, and Democrats can only sit by and watch because they never have enough power. When Democrats do have any power they never use it fully or they give it away, as in this example when some sided with RepubliKKKlans on a procedural vote. Democrats are always too willing to placate and pander to RepubliKKKlans. President Clinton was correct when he said, “When people feel uncertain, they’d rather have somebody that’s strong and wrong than somebody who’s weak and right.” Can you say traitor trump!?!? So here we are in the most uncertain times in decades, and some Democrats are worried about always being right in the eyes of their constituents. Pelosi is correct: Democrats get your act together! F*** me! Welcome to stupid America!

On Impeachment

I have long believed that the House should not impeach traitor trump, not because he gained the presidency through corrupt means, not because he is truly a horrible human being, not because he was, is, and will always be a criminal, not because he fails to defend the Constitution to benefit his selfish interests, not because he is literally the dumbest president this country has ever had, and not because he is incompetent at the job. No, not for any of these reasons and for many more I have not delineated. The reason the House should not impeach traitor trump is that he will never be convicted in the Senate. I mean that is the end game, so there is absolutely no sense in playing a losing hand. Sorry, people, but RepubliKKKlans will never convict traitor trump, for they are all just as corrupt and vile as he is. Moreover, by surviving impeachment, he will be stronger than ever because this is a stupid country that rewards bad behavior and survivors, no matter how deplorable! Sometimes the Democrats are just as idiotic as the RepubliKKKlans, and those clamoring for impeachment are among those idiots because they fail to see the big picture; they think moving articles of impeachment out of the House is a big win, but it is not. Democrats should just shut up about impeachment. (Some may argue the need to impeach for posterity’s sake, but last I checked posterity doesn’t win elections or change minds.) Unfortunately, other than term limits, this country really has no mechanism for ejecting a horrible president when a corrupt party wants to protect its corrupt leader from impeachment, and sadly we must rely on term limits because idiots like to re-elect incompetent people, since Lord knows the country blindly accepts DOJ’s unwillingness to indict a sitting president, thereby setting the president above the law. It is Idiocracy, U.S.A.

Last, if I have to hear one more f***ing progressive, liberal, or newly enlightened conservative commentator say how the RepubliKKKlan party is in its death throes as it continues to endorse, support, and protect traitor trump or that the latest bombshell revelation is the beginning of the end of traitor trump (it’s been the beginning of the end for him for two years now), then I am going to go f***ing postal. Hello idiots: traitor trump is exactly the leader for which the RepubliKKKlan party and MAGA morons have long been waiting; finally they can discard the guise of decency and concern for the preservation of democracy for the desire of pernicious policies and an autocracy. These people, this party, this vile undercurrent of Americanism is not going anywhere; it’s always been here and it steadfastly remains. Mark my words! Welcome to stupid America!

Unbelievable

Un-f***ing-believable! “‘He felt badly about it. I did speak to him, he felt very badly.’ Trump said. ‘He knew the case very well but knew it later. And you know, you’ve got a lot of people, a big country, and in those prisons and those camps you have a lot of people and some really bad things happened to Otto [Warmbier], some really, really bad things.’” Once again, traitor trump sides with a dictator. A stupid country of MAGA morons elects an idiot as the president who routinely excuses dictators for running dictatorships, and this is what you get. Traitor trump gives Kim a pass on the torture and death of an American. Welcome to stupid America!