The UFO Bandwagon

Artist’s Imagined Rendering of an “Alien”
Actual F***tard Human Alien to Intelligence Called David Grusch, a Former U.S. “Intelligence” Official and “Whistleblower”

Christ-on-the-F***ing-Cross! Here we f***ing go again! According to NBC News, “Grusch, who underscored that he has not personally spotted a UAP, told the panel that he knows of ‘multiple colleagues’ who were injured by UAPs. He also said he has interviewed individuals who have recovered ‘nonhuman biologics’ from crashed UAPs. Grusch said he prefers to use the term ‘nonhuman’ rather than alien or extraterrestrial. Asked by Rep. Eric Burlison, R-Mo., to substantiate the crashed UAPs claim, the former intelligence official said he could not divulge specific details, once again claiming the information was too sensitive to share with the public. [Grush] did, however, describe the nature of what he saw: ‘I have to be very careful here … [but] what I personally witnessed, myself and my wife, was very disturbing.’” If you believe aliens have any interest in this planet, then you are a f***ing G.D. moron.

Looks like the specter of extraterrestrial life visiting Earth is back in the news with, unsurprisingly, RepubliKKKlan f***tards giving credence to the notion that an advanced alien species has visited — routinely snoops upon — us lowly Homo Sapiens. Look, f***tards, of low intellect, people who believe this sh*t have been watching too many movies and streaming too much Star Trek and clearly have no understanding of physics. Allow me to briefly recap just how vast the cosmos is. The closest star system to Earth is Alpha Centauri, which also includes five possible exoplanets — perhaps one of them is Earth-like, not that aliens must evolve on an Earth-like planet. Alpha Centauri is approximately 4.3 light-years away. To give some perspective on how far this is, consider the following: The space shuttle’s maximum speed was 17,600 mph (some man-made satellites travel significantly faster, but last I checked, they don’t carry people), which means it would take 165,000 years to reach our nearest neighboring star system. This is slightly sooner than humans, as we understand them to be in a “modern” sense, have been walking on Earth. That is to say, when Homo erectus evolved beyond Neanderthals. The next closest star system with a possible exoplanet is Lalande #21185 at 8.3 light-years away, so about double the distance and time. You get my point here? The time it takes us to travel to another world and become “aliens” to those “inhabitants” would essentially take longer than man has been roaming the Earth. And that, of course, assumes the few closest exoplanets to Earth actually harbor intelligent life to apprehend our visits.

Is this dispositive that aliens do not exist? Of course, not. But it puts into perspective the vastness of the universe. I never said extraterrestrial life (intelligent or otherwise) does not exist, for it most certainly does — somewhere out there. But the chances that other-worldly intelligent life is sophisticated and advanced enough to visit us is infinitesimally remote. I think we underestimate the limits of physics. Have we discovered every mystery of physics? Clearly, no. But there are fundamental laws we have tested and retested that hold true. One of them is the universal speed limit: The speed of light. Unless and until we figure out how to bend space-time without having to have the mass of a star, then we ain’t going nowhere fast. All that sh*t you see on sci-fi shows is just that — science fiction.

And just as an aside, while I’m thinking about it. The likes of Newton and Einstein are real, actual geniuses, unlike Musk, who is not a genius. He is merely a hype man and carnival-barker who’s good at taking something that already exists or finding others to create something he dreamed up and then promoting the hell out of it. Musk has never created anything of substantive importance nor discovered any fundamental laws defining our existence. But I digress.

Let’s assume that intelligent life exists in the remote corners of the universe — and has for millions, if not billions, of years, — and that aliens have somehow discovered the ability to bend space-time to their will so that they can traverse galaxies easily and quickly. And if such life does exist, then that begs the question, Why would aliens be interested in us? We, as creatures, have, by comparison, just crawled out of the primordial soup of nascent life. Furthermore, how could such advanced life forms be so clumsy to have their high-tech spaceships crash or be discovered by our low-tech? It doesn’t make sense. Because, of course, it doesn’t.

This brings me to my last point. Why the f*** are RepubliKKKlans wasting time with these hearings? (Some dumbass Democrats have also indulged the fray.) I have no doubt UAPs exist, but they are not other-worldly. And is this “nonhuman biologics” nonsense supposed to be proof of something? Allow me to go way back in the way-back machine to the last century when “on June 14, 1949, a Rhesus monkey named Albert II blasted to an altitude of 83 miles in a V-2, surviving the flight but dying on impact. A year later, the U.S. launched a mouse and photographed its behavior in a weightless state, although it too was not recovered alive.” Do you know what these remnants are called? Nonhuman biologics! Indeed, humans have a long history of sending nonhumans into space, from fruit flies to dogs to monkeys, which in early space exploration usually did not come back alive or in one piece (i.e., crashed). No reason to believe humans are not still sending nonhuman, worldly biologics into space. Indeed, it is far more likely that the U.S. and other nations are testing whatever they are testing under the cloak of secrecy, but that does not automatically mean extraterrestrial. But then again, I live in stupid America where QAnon kooks and MAGA morons abound, so I should have expected nothing less!

Israel and America: Peas in a Pod

From The New Yorker, “See if this sounds familiar: A cynical and self-admiring politician finds himself confronting the legal consequences of his low deeds and corruption. He faces criminal investigation, multiple indictments, trials, even prison. To defend himself from the potential consequences of his acts, he does not merely hire lawyers; he tries to stay in power. And, to obtain power, he is willing to deepen and inflame the worst tribal conflicts in his country. He is willing to undermine the rule of law. He is willing to make common cause with the most hateful voices in his society and place them by his side. In the end, he is willing to erode the liberty of his people to insure [sic] his own. The eagerness to put self before country, of course, is the common thread between two profoundly unprincipled politicians, Benjamin Netanyahu and Donald Trump. And, as such, the dispiriting turn in Jerusalem on Monday—the Knesset’s vote to diminish the powers of the Supreme Court and, therefore, enhance an imperilled Prime Minister’s ability to skirt justice—serves as a warning of what might take place in this country in the fall of 2024.”

I thought America would lead the decline of the liberal democratic world order and usher in a state of America seized by complete chaos — intentionally — but I guess I was wrong. It looks like Israel beat traitor trump, RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks to the punch. I’ve written about this countless times. The age of liberal democracies governing the Western world is waning, and people are too stupid to care or apprehend this alarming trend. Oh, well. Many countries have become gripped by illiberal democratic governments or right-wing political parties with outsized control: Hungary, Turkey, Poland; Italy, Spain, France, Germany, and Sweden, which are trending that way, and now Israel. America is next in line with these dominos. Mark my words, f***tards!

Indeed, Israel probably has proceeded further, faster than any other country. Netanyahu has learned well from Hitler — ironically — because he has gone right for the courts, understanding that to turn a thriving democracy into an autocracy, one must destroy checks and balances wherever they exist; for a critical aspect of fascism is unitary control of one party over every part of government: Executive, legislative, and judicial. (Actually, in Israel, the executive and legislative functions are fused, so he need only bring the judiciary to heel.) Netanyahu accomplished this by passing a law that strips the Supreme Court’s use of the Reasonableness Clause. Thus the ultimate check on the far-right wing government has been eliminated. (And there is more to come.) America accomplished a similar task but through different means. Instead of stripping SCOTUS of its ability to act as a check and balance on laws, the far-right wing has enshrined biased checks and balances by capturing the Court with an ultra-conservative supermajority. It effectively functions like a far-right-wing legislative branch. So, Israel and America have arrived at the same place, but through diverse means: An uber-conservative branch of government that has the final (unreviewable) say on how the population will live with the explicit intention of alienating minority groups to push them to second-class status while protecting and promoting conservative groups so they can dominate over everyone else. (The hallmark of liberal democracies has been to preserve minority classes while making sure the majority does not run roughshod over protected peoples. Not anymore.) Oh, well! People get the government they deserve and desire. Welcome to stupid America.

The End Is Coming — F***tards!

According to a brilliant piece by Brynn Tannehill in The New Republic, “The United States is probably about to have a ‘fuck around and find out’ moment that’s lethal to our form of government as we know it. The rapidity of the collapse is going to be terrifying. It will rival the end of the Weimar Republic in terms of its swiftness, and how far it swings away from democracy and human rights. It will come like a tidal wave. So much so fast that civil rights organizations won’t have the resources to fight more than a fraction of it, and the result will be like sandcastle walls trying to hold back a tsunami. … According to people who study how democracies die, this [a president personally directing and weaponizing the D.O.J. and the I.R.S.] would serve as a big, flashing neon light that says the democracy is either dead or dying. But the American public doesn’t seem to notice, or care. … You might ask why the Round Two Trumpies would do things that they know are hideously unpopular with the public. The answer has already been stated: Trump, and Republicans, plan on never leaving power again, and they will use every instrument of the government they’re corrupting to ensure their permanent place in power. … And the worst part is, I believe this is currently the most likely outcome. Because of the Electoral College, in order to have a 50–50 chance of winning the election, Biden needs to win the popular vote by about 4 percent. He barely won a handful of swing states last time with a 4.5 percent national advantage. Most polls show his lead to be something closer to 2 to 3 percent this time around [Bingo!]. … Biden’s popularity has waned, and the American public has a short memory [Bingo!]. They forget how chaotic and radicalized Trump’s first term was [Bingo!]. We collectively cannot grasp how bad a second term will be, in the same way that we cannot grasp how big the universe is, or what infinity looks like [Double bingo!]. White Americans have never lived in a country where democracy has collapsed. Black people come closest, the older ones among them having collective generational memory of Jim Crow and slavery [emphasis added].” I was almost tempted to publish the entire article.

What caught me, in particular, is the part I put in italics above: But the American public doesn’t seem to notice, or care. Bingo! Bingo! Bingo! Finally! Someone actually sees America for what it is and writes about it without sugarcoating the state of affairs or being naively optimistic. In short: Americans don’t f***ing care! In fact, Americans don’t really want to live in a democracy. They are too f***ing stupid and getting dumber by the day. Democracy has always relied on — at a minimum — a knowledgable (not necessarily highly educated but at least aware or dare I say woke) and engaged (caring) electorate. Modern Americans, in sufficient numbers, lack both. I’ve been saying this for years and screaming into the void long before these political pundits have come to the same conclusion. I’m not saying I discovered this movement; authors had written books warning about the potential of such an autocratic America before I started publishing this blog, but I have never read them. (The books I read are usually about SCOTUS, economics, history, and a touch of philosophy.) Indeed, I have come to the same conclusion as book authors (and, now, these more recent periodical authors) on my own, through my own observations and reasoning. There is motivation as to why I named this website “Welcome to Stupid America” and not “My Opining on America.” And it’s not like I’m incredibly gifted with intelligence; I just opened my f***ing eyes. It’s that simple. More people should do it.

To be perfectly honest, I did not think Biden would win in 2020. That was a surprise and shook my confidence in my political acumen. But over the years, my convictions have been restored, and I am more certain than ever that Biden — as I have been saying almost from the start of his administration — is the intermission to the end of America’s democracy. The second half and the final chapter will be the second term of a traitor trump presidency. I have always said from the day after the 2020 election that traitor trump was never going into the good night, and I have been saying for all that time he will run again even though idiot political pundits had long written his political obituary. I understood that the RepubliKKKlan Party would never abandon him, especially after the insurrection. I understood that electing traitor trump the first time singled a significant shift in America that the M.S.M. and most political pundits have yet to apprehend. They are still unwilling to call a spade a spade for fear of being too honest or shining too much light on what is plain and obvious. (The M.S.M. still won’t call traitor trump a liar! Need I say more?) I guess spelling out the doom of America’s democracy doesn’t sell much commercial time. It’s better to lull stupid Americans into delusions and a false sense of security now and then report on the “surprise” turn of events after it’s too late. Now that sells advertisement space!

I will end with this thought: There is one missing aspect of the article I quoted above and missing more generally from any commentary and analysis I read, and that is the role Democrats have played and continue to play in the downfall of America. Oh, yes! You heard me correctly, and the one or two people who follow me understand this is no surprise for me to state. Democrats are just as culpable as RepubliKKKlans for ushering in the end of America’s democracy. I blame Democrats for being too f***ing weak at a time when political ruthlessness should be the rule of the day. I blame Democrats for completely misreading the room and always having a naive mindset that Americans are smart enough and care enough to pay attention to politics. Democrats’ faith in Americans is highly over-rated and will catch up with them in the long run, and in some respects, it already has. Witness SCOTUS and overturning Roe. If I had a nickel for every time a Democrat reassured citizens that SCOTUS would never (dare) roll back women’s rights, then I would be as rich as Musk. It seems like everyone saw the writing on the wall when R.B.G. died, except Democrats! That says everything in a nutshell. Sadly, Democrats are completely incapable of standing up to the RepubliKKKlan Party forcefully enough and long enough to prevent America from becoming a fascist state. Oh, well. Welcome to stupid America! The end is coming. Mark my words!

Ballot Abortion Measures — Terrible Idea

The Hill reports, “An overwhelming majority of Ohio voters back a state constitutional amendment that would guarantee access to abortion in the state. A new USA TODAY Network/Suffolk University poll conducted among Ohio voters found that 58 percent supported the abortion rights amendment that is likely slated to appear on the ballot next November while 32 percent opposed it and 10 percent were undecided.” These abortion-specific referenda or constitutional amendment questions on the ballot are a terrible idea. Trust me on this. I’m not sure Democrats have thought this through. They may be correct to believe these abortion-specific questions on the ballot will drive turnout, but it does not necessarily mean RepubliKKKlans will crossover to vote for Democratic candidates. In fact, these abortion protection questions almost ensure RepubliKKKlans will continue to vote for RepubliKKKlan candidates.

Consider the following scenario: A question is placed on the ballot to protect abortion rights/access in a red state. This — predictably — drives up turnout across the board, as Democrats hope. More Democrats, more Independents, and more RepubliKKKlans show up to vote, ostensibly to protect a woman’s right to choose. And let’s assume that is the case for all these “extra” and regular voters. Let’s assume most Democrats, a good majority of Independents, and perhaps a fair number of RepubliKKKlans vote to pass such a measure to protect abortion rights. But what happens next? Those Independents and RepubliKKKlans who have now voted to “secure” this vital right feel free to vote for RepubliKKKlan candidates as usual — from governor to dog catcher. What has been achieved, really? What happens when these “split” voters re-elected RepubliKKKlan majorities? I’ll tell you what happens: They simply ignore the ballot measure just passed. How can that be, one may ask? We’ve seen this before with other issues.

Remember Florida’s referendum to restore felons’ right to vote once they’ve completed their sentence? That passed overwhelmingly, but what did these same voters do? Elected a RepubliKKKlan majority who basically ignored the results of the ballot measure. Most Florida felons still don’t have their right to vote restored. What’s the moral of this story? Ballot measures to protect access to abortion rights are not enough, and it’s not the right way to fix the problem, which, unfortunately, dumbass Democrats think is the silver bullet. It’s not. The only way to guarantee and preserve a woman’s right to choose — without a Constitutional provision — is to elect Democrats at all levels of local, state, and federal governments. It is useless and, indeed, counterintuitive to give voters an “out” by passing abortion access measures but still allowing these same voters to keep RepubliKKKlans in power. The Democratic mantra should be: Vote Democratic to preserve a woman’s choice, not vote to protect abortion access, and then vote for a RepubliKKKlan. They’re giving voters a chance to have their cake and eat it too. It should be all or nothing. Eh, but what f*** do I know? Welcome to stupid America!

Always [T]rumpers

According to the Insider, “In the days after the 2020 election, Ohio Secretary of State Frank LaRose suggested that former President Donald Trump’s claims of widespread voter fraud were irresponsible. But that was when LaRose was tasked with overseeing the state’s election. Now, as LaRose is seeking his next job as US Senator from Ohio, he’s backing Trump’s 2024 comeback bid just days after launching his Senate campaign.” Of course! I expected nothing less.

They always come back to the traitor trump. Every time! I’ve been saying this forever. RepubliKKKlans will never — ever — give up on traitor trump, no matter how bad his situation gets. And these “never trumpers” are not actually a thing. I’ve never believed these people, and I never will either. These are still RepubliKKKlans, and saying you are a “never trumper” yet you will not vote for Biden or the Democratic candidate is worthless to me. It is not enough to simply not vote for traitor trump; one must also vote against traitor trump, yet I think this rarely happens. I’ve heard all too often that these “never trumpers” skipped the presidential line or wrote someone in. Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! I have no f***ing clue how these people rationalize their decisions. They know very well abstaining from a traitor trump vote is basically a vote for traitor trump because they fail to affirmatively use their vote on Biden. A non-vote is always a vote for the person you’re refusing to vote for; they just do it to have a “clear” conscience. Never believe these people. Welcome to stupid America!

F***ing Weak Biden

According to CNN, “Texas Gov. Greg Abbott will not be ordering floating barriers to be removed from the Rio Grande, in defiance of the US Department of Justice. ‘Texas will fully utilize its constitutional authority to deal with the crisis you have caused,’ Abbott wrote in a letter to President Joe Biden following last week’s DOJ request to remove the barriers. He added, ‘Texas will see you in court, Mr. President.’… The Justice Department told Texas on Thursday that it intends to file legal action against the placement of the floating barriers in the Rio Grande as part of the state’s operation along the Texas-Mexico border, according to sources familiar and a letter obtained by CNN. The Justice Department gave Texas a deadline of Monday at 2 p.m. E.T. to commit to the removal of the floating border barriers or face legal action, according to the letter sent to Abbott.”

Oooooh nooooo! Biden is going to sue Abbott! God forbid! I bet Abbott is shaking in his boots now! God-f***ing-dammit! F***! Biden’s back on my sh*tlist because he’s acting like a f***ing weak p*ssy. This is an international border, and last I checked, the federal government trumps Abbott’s “sovereign” authority claim, especially when these floating barriers are very likely drifting into Mexico’s territory. Why is this so f***ing difficult for Biden to understand? Why can’t Biden act like a f***ing G.D. boss and send the Army Corp of Engineers to the border to dismantle Abbott’s buoys? What is Abbott going to do? Order his state police to fire on the military? I dare him. Once again, instances like this evince that Biden is just a f***ing G.D. chicken-sh*t who relies on the old way of doing things as the state of America is no longer that congenial political nation. He needs to flex his political muscles and ruthlessness. Where the f*** is Dark Brandon when we need him? Whatever! I give up. This is how traitor trump wins because Democrats are just f***ing pathetic. This is why we need Gavin Newsom as president. He would not put up with this RepubliKKKlan sh*t for a second. Welcome to stupid America. I expected nothing less.

Israelis Losing Their Democracy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

From The Hill, “The Knesset, Israel’s parliament, on Monday approved a key part of the controversial judicial reforms backed by Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. … The judicial reform bill has sparked controversy and protests across the country as critics labeled the move as a threat to democratic values. The changes would allow the government to overrule Supreme Court decisions and give the executive branch more power to appoint justices. … [Movement for Quality Government] group said in a statement that the measure is ‘unconstitutional’ because it ‘fundamentally changes the basic structure of Israeli parliamentary democracy and the nature of the regime, while de facto abolishing the judiciary and seriously damaging the delicate fabric of the separation of powers and the system of checks and balances in the State of Israel.’”

Hmmmm. Who could have predicted this? I wonder. Who predicted that Netanyahu’s retreat from pushing these “reforms” through in March was only a delay tactic to enacting his dictatorial legislation later once tensions died down? Who also predicted that the mass protests in March would not be sustained with enough force to prevent this judicial overhaul? Who predicted that Israelis would lose their democracy when they re-elected a criminal, authoritarian prime minister? Who? Oh, yes. It was me! While Israelis — to their credit — have and continue to protest the hell out of the issue, it was never going to be enough because the real protest is supposed to happen at the ballot box, not in the streets. (Although, I am all for showing up in the streets and shutting sh*t down as the Israeli protesters have ably evinced.) But it could never be maintained. Sure the armed forces protested in March in solidarity with the movement. Indeed, large swaths of the economy shut down in March, from trade unions to government ministries to shopping malls to ports, airports, and McDonald’s. That, of course, did not happen in July — predictably. If there is one thing dictators can count on is that people will eventually give up. And — except for those still in the streets — most Israelis willingly (with their votes) gave up their democracy. This is happening worldwide, a more significant problem to which people are entirely oblivious. But that’s a topic for another post. For now, suffice it to say Israelis are getting the government they deserve and desire. Do you know who else weakened and then eventually took over the judicial branch of government when he first came into power? Hitler! The irony is uncanny: The state that was literally created in the wake of the Holocaust is following in the footsteps of the Third Reich! You can’t make this sh*t up! Welcome to stupid, stupid humanity!

Barbenheimer

From CNBC, “‘Barbenheimer’ exploded over the weekend, generating an estimated $235.5 million in ticket sales and reinvigorating the domestic box office. ‘Barbie’ tallied around $155 million during its first three days in theaters, the highest opening of 2023. Its counterpart ‘Oppenheimer’ snared an estimated $80.5 million during its debut. Final numbers for the pair’s debuts will be revealed Monday.” (And these are not the final sales numbers.) This is stupid America in a nutshell, and I expected nothing less from a country of morons. (I assume the Venn diagram in which the viewership overlaps is infinitesimal.)

Americans are given a choice: Watch a mindless movie based upon a toy doll or one about a historical turning point in world history. What did you expect the majority of morons in America would choose? Yes, the mindless one! It never f***ing fails with this nation of f***tards. I can hear people now. “History is boring.” “It’s hard to understand.” “History is not relevant.” “I don’t want to contemplate bad things.” “It doesn’t make me feel good.” “History — even in Hollywood form — is not entertaining.” “Entertain me!” “Bread and circus!” “Where are the memes?” Christ-on-the-f***ing-Cross! There are simply some dichotomies that are so easy, so obvious, and so on the nose that it’s impossible not to evaluate the entire American population based on the results of a single choice. This is how we got traitor trump — the entertainment president for the masses of morons. Welcome to stupid America! I give up!

Ignoring SCOTUS

According to NBC News, “Alabama Republicans rejected calls to draw a second majority-Black congressional district this week, instead creating maps that Democrats and advocates say completely ignore a recent ruling from the U.S. Supreme Court. A federal court ordered the state to redraw its congressional map last year to include two districts where Black voters make up voting-age majorities, ‘or something quite close to it.’ The Supreme Court affirmed the ruling this year, prompting the Legislature to call a special session to redraw the map this week. But on Friday, the Republican-controlled Legislature is poised to pass a map with just one majority-Black seat.”

So, RepubliKKKlans are doing something that I actually said Democrats need to start doing: Ignore SCOTUS rulings with which they disagree. I am not going to be a hypocrite and condemn RepubliKKKlans for taking my advice, but this is where the two parties evince their political chops, namely that RepubliKKKlans always play political hardball with ruthlessness, while dumbass Democrats are still approaching politics as pathetic wimps who are stuck on a “can’t we all just get along” mentality. I’m getting ready f***ing sick of Democrats always playing by the rules and then getting out-maneuvered by RepubliKKKlans. This goes way back to Obama, during whose administration Democrats completely dropped the ball and lost 1000+ seats in state legislatures. We are still trying to recover from this, which is why Alabama can get away with what it’s doing by refusing to redraw the maps to add one congressional Black district.

And to remind f***tards out there, SCOTUS has absolutely no enforcement mechanisms — there is no SCOTUS police to force people and government to abide by their rulings. Their power is entirely derived from their legitimacy, which is weakening, given their rulings and scandals. Indeed, SCOTUS must rely on lower courts to sanction parties breaking the law, but even then, what will lower courts do? Sanction lawmakers for not creating an additional congressional Black District? Hold them in contempt? Throw them in jail? None of that sh*t is going to happen. So, in effect, RepubliKKKlans can and will continue to disenfranchise Black voters with impunity. And guess what? No one can do a f***ing thing about it except keep suing, in which case the state will continue to ignore whatever the courts say. And no one cares. Look, f***tards! As I have repeatedly and frequently said on countless occasions, RepubliKKKlans have reached critical mass — especially in the South — whereby red states are completely immune from the dictates of the courts and the ire of their voters. Eh, but whatever. It’s already too late. Welcome to stupid America!

Holy Sh*t: Fat Rittenhouse

According to RawStory, “Around 100 people braved the relentless Michigan summer sun Wednesday for a rally in defense of gun rights in Michigan following months of new gun control bills being signed into law and ahead of a full ban on firearms at the state Capitol. ‘Gov. Gretchen Whitmer and her anti-freedom cohorts are hellbent on shredding Second Amendment rights for law-abiding Michiganders,’ Rittenhouse told attendees, advising them to work on a local level to change things in Michigan and work against any other gun reforms coming down the pipeline.”

Never mind Rittenhouse’s message and the fact that no one is listening or cares to listen to him. He’s getting fatter by the day. Holy sh*t! In that picture, his chin is getting lost in his neck, which is getting lost in his rotund gut. Dare I say he’s not coping with his acquittal very well? The poor, pathetic fatso will never find love looking like that. Fat Rittenhouse is just another incel in the making. And what is it, more generally, with RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks being fat f***tards? These cult idiots sure do love their deep-fried foods, deep-dish pizzas, chips, and Ho Hos. Aren’t these people supposed to be the Master Race? Yet, they are a far cry from the Adonis-like leaders imagined by the Nazi SS that they lovingly admire. (So much for imitation being the highest form of flattery.) But, then again, this is White Nationalism American-style, so, of course, they have to put their fat spin on the movement because Whitey will always be true to form: Lazy, bitchy, aggrieved, moronic, and constantly shoving food in their pie-hole. I expected nothing less. Welcome to stupid America! (Stupid and fat!)