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‘Good News’ with a Huge Block of Salt?

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Also, from the same poll, according to Mediaite, “The poll found that in a general election, 74% of Republicans said they would support Trump in 2024. However, 53% of Americans said they ‘definitely’ would not support him and another 11% said they ‘probably’ would not support him.” But let’s square this result with the following polls from FiveThirtyEight.

I keep telling all the f***tards out there: If Biden is not consistently ahead in the national general election match-up with traitor trump by at least 4 or 5 points, then traitor trump is going to win. And, again, I will say to all the f***tards in America that given everything we know about traitor trump from the time he descended the escalator right up through his fourth indictment, people are still willing to give him another shot as president. I can’t help this country. Morons of America are just too f***ing stupid, and the nation is too far gone to be saved at this point. What’s more amazing is that Biden comfortably wins against other RepubliKKKlan contenders. Traitor trump is, by far, the worst of the lot, yet he does the best against Biden. I can’t! I just f***ing can’t deal with the stupid anymore! Welcome to stupid America. Democracy is on the line in 2024, and people don’t seem to care. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Jon Meacham Gets a F***ing Clue, Finally

So! As a die-hard and religious watcher of “Morning Joe,” I frequently listen to Jon Meacham opine about his great confidence in the wisdom of the American people and the enduring nature of our republic. For years following the insurrection, I’ve had to listen to him proclaim our democracy can withstand traitor trump. (This too shall pass.) And each time, I scream at the laptop in frustration that Meacham is f***ing clueless. Indeed, I am often left exacerbated by his perspective and overly rosey commentary on the state of the union, constantly thinking to myself, “How the f*** is this esteemed scholar of American history so f***ing G.D. clueless about the zeitgeist of the country?” This guy is supposed to be eminently learned and an authority on the past, yet he can’t even see what’s right in front of him?

Well, guess what? On today’s show — mark the date as August 15, 2023 — he’s finally starting to see the light and concedes that America may not be mature enough to keep its democracy. No f***ing sh*t, Sherlock! Welcome to reality, f***tard. I’ve been saying this for years, and I — no doubt — have a tiny fraction of historical knowledge than he does. In fact, it’s probably his wisdom that has kept him delusional for so long as he always seems to draw on past events to bolster his conviction that America has been through worse and survived. Now, it seems he’s starting to have second thoughts as traitor trump racks up more indictments and the RepubliKKKlan Party evermore closes ranks to protect him, whereas “anti-trumpers” (if they really exist) remain silent at every opportunity. There is no historical parallel to now other than the Civil War when the country had two completely opposite notions of the character and future of the country. Sound familiar? Instead of states’ rights and human bondage, today, it is fascism versus democracy. And Americans can’t seem to agree on which one is a danger to the country’s future. I live in f***ing hell! The end is here, and now historians are starting to see that! (A day late and a dollar short!) But whatever! Welcome to stupid America!

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Indictment #4 — Eh

According to CNN, “The most astonishing aspect of former President Donald Trump’s fourth criminal indictment is not the scale of an alleged multi-layered conspiracy to steal Georgia’s electoral votes in 2020 from their rightful winner. It is that Trump – the accused kingpin of the scheme to overturn Joe Biden’s victory, who was charged on Monday along with 18 others – could in 17 months be raising his right hand as the 47th president and swearing to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution he was accused of plotting to shred. The grave political crisis created by Trump’s aberrant presidency and subsequent efforts to hold him to account deepened significantly just before midnight with the unsealing of yet another indictment against him – this one from a grand jury in the critical swing state of Georgia. The charges in this state case – which bring to 91 the total number of criminal charges he’s facing across four separate cases – intensified an already epochal collision between Trump’s now extreme legal quagmire and the 2024 election in which he is the front-runner for the Republican nomination.”

Sounds about right. Look, traitor trump is guilty as f*** in every one of the four cases against him, but there ain’t no jury in the land that will convict him — I don’t care how blue the jury pool or county is. At best, he gets four hung juries, which only takes one subversive juror in each to do. Only one person needs to give traitor trump the benefit of the doubt. All that being said, I promise that this latest indictment is washing over idiot Americans who can’t be bothered with details and who are — no doubt — thinking to themselves, “Not again.” Instead of people being convinced that the second or third indictments should signal RepubliKKKlans’ need for someone other than traitor trump to be the party’s standard bearer, the fourth indictment comes off as overkill — it’s not — and another “witch hunt” around which they can rally. RepubliKKKlans rally together, and the rest throw up their hands in exhaustion. When it comes to election day, too many will look at traitor trump and Joe Biden on the ballot and sigh, resigned to take another chance with traitor trump because “the economy, stupid.” I’m just putting myself in the heads of your average moronic American. Most Americans already know he’s a criminal, and most don’t care. I can’t wait for traitor trump’s poll numbers to move up. I expect nothing less. Mark my words. Welcome to stupid American.

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Manchin

According to the AP, “U.S. Sen. Joe Manchin said that he has been thinking ‘seriously’ about leaving the Democratic Party and becoming an independent.” What else is new? I’m guessing that this is a ploy to help him with re-election in the uber-conservative state of West Virginia. I’m also guessing he’ll still caucus with Democrats. But there is a larger point to make with his impending defection: The Democratic Party doesn’t have a majority in the Senate, and they keep “losing” members. If Manchin follows through and still caucuses with Democrats, then that would make a Democratic “majority” supported by four independent members — King, Sanders, Sinema, and Manchin. RepubliKKKlans don’t have this problem, only Democrats do — and it is a problem that they seem to constantly ignore. It drives me absolutely f***ing insane that Democrats keep strutting around claiming they have a majority in the Senate when, in fact, they do not. And they haven’t since the first half of Obama’s first term. Instead of striving for a real majority in the Senate — 51 actual Democrats — they are complacent with a minority status that functions as a majority. Whatever! This is why Democrats don’t win as much as they should. They never seek to dominate, only to have enough to do the bare minimum. Welcome to stupid America!

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Ghost Kitchens? WTF!

According to AFP, “It’s September 4, 2022, and around 10,000 people are shouting ‘Beast, Beast, Beast’ in a shopping mall in New Jersey: YouTuber MrBeast is on his way to launch his first burger restaurant, and the crowd is hysterical. MrBeast, real name Jimmy Donaldson, was building out his global MrBeast Burger business from its origins as a product made in ‘ghost kitchens’ available only on delivery apps. But he has since had a dramatic change of heart. Donaldson, 25, recently crowned the world’s most popular YouTuber with more than 170 million subscribers, launched a legal case in late July against the suppliers of the burgers to end the deal. The court filings include choice quotes from customers: ‘One New York reviewer, echoing the sentiments of thousands, stated that MrBeast Burger was “the absolute worst burger I’ve ever eaten in my entire life! It was like eating spoonfuls of garlic powder.”’”

A ghost kitchen? A burger business via an app only? What could possibly go wrong? Everything, I guess. Who could have predicted this coming? Everyone, I assume, except Mr. Beast. This whole fast food delivery scheme is for f***ing G.D. idiots. Look, f***tards. I don’t know what part of the oxymoronic term “fast food delivery” people don’t understand, but I can assure you that fast food not immediately consumed at the restaurant or in your car as you pull away from a brick-and-mortar drive-thru is garbage, especially burgers and fries. I promise, no one likes cold fries, yet that’s what happens mere minutes after they’re placed in the bag for delivery, not to mention that said fries were getting cold waiting to be served in the first place. The same holds true for burgers. There is no way I would ever order McDonald’s or whatever other boutique burger joint for delivery. Moreover, I have no f***ing clue what establishment would risk their reputation for quality product on delivery knowing that with each passing minute of delivery time, the food goes to sh*t. Then you throw in “ghost kitchens,” which basically says to the consumer: “You have no idea what you’re about to get.” Seriously? Sorry, but if there’s no physical location where I can go and see what’s happening with my food for myself, then I ain’t ordering from them. Who risks this kind of business strategy with a ghost kitchen? I guess Mr. Beast, who is learning the hard way. Look, morons. If you crave burgers and fries, then just go to the f***ing restaurant and get it. Otherwise, you only have your lazy self to blame for the sh*t that shows up at your door, which you paid extra for if you tip plus the delivery charge. Welcome to stupid America!

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F*** Garland!

ARE! YOU! F***ING! KIDDING! ME! WITH! SH*T! Garland will go down in history as the guy who single-handedly returned traitor trump to the White House, ushering in the demise of America’s democracy. According to The Hill, “Attorney General Merrick Garland on Friday appointed David Weiss, the Delaware federal prosecutor who has led the investigation into Hunter Biden, as a special counsel overseeing the investigation. The move comes as a pending plea deal involving Biden appears to be unwinding. Garland said he made the decision in the politically explosive case after Weiss asked for the appointment.”

Garland just handed RepubliKKKlans talking points right up to the next presidential election. There is no other way to spin this special counsel appointment other than an escalation of the investigation into Hunter Biden. You don’t deem that a case needs special counsel status for an inquiry that is wrapping up, not to mention the so-called sweetheart deal is now dead. This investigation has been going on for five f***ing years, which started under traitor trump’s presidency and is being overseen by a prosecutor appointed by the orange man. Garland should have demanded that Weiss needs to either sh*t or get off the pot at this point. He should have killed this investigation years ago. But no! What does he do instead? Elevate the case’s perceived severity before the American public. I promise you that Americans are thinking to themselves that this Hunter Biden situation is only getting worse, so there must be something to all the allegations, that RepubliKKKlans must be right, and by extension, they must be right about Joe Biden. I’m telling you, f***tards, that this is how the “moveable” middle swing voters are thinking. This is a massive gift for RepubliKKKlans. Mark my words!

I hated Garland from the start because he’s a weak, timid person who is so committed to preserving the “appearance” of the rule of law that he’s willing to damage Biden and usher in the downfall of America by giving traitor trump a leg up in the next election. And don’t get me started with Garland waiting nearly three years to pursue traitor trump’s other — publicly televised — criminal acts. Talk about a day late and a dollar short. Of course, I blame Biden as well. He should have never nominated Garland in the first place, and, failing that, he should have fired Garland the minute he refused to prosecute traitor trump for the numerous crimes outlined in the Mueller report. I hope Garland, Biden, and other dumbass Democrats can sleep easy at night while America’s democracy crumbles around them, resting assured, no doubt, that at least when they were in power, they upheld the “rule of law” only to have them pave the way for American fascism. Whatever! I give up! Welcome to stupid America! All dumb all the time!

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F***ing Biden!

I am officially f***ing sick of Biden’s bipartisanship and “can’t we all just get along” mentality. F**ing sick of it! They are quaint notions, and he constantly misreads the room. This America is not the likes of his stint in the Senate. This is not the 1980s and 1990s or even the 2000s. The RepubliKKKlan Party and the MAGA moron movement have just literally demonstrated that they want to kill Biden, and all Biden can do is gush over a “moderate” RepubliKKKlan, which he has yet to figure out no longer exists. According to CNN, “When President Joe Biden came to this must-win US House district in New York just a few months ago, he did something that privately enraged members of his own party. He praised one of the most vulnerable Republicans in the country. ‘Mike is the kind of guy that when I was in the Congress, the kind of Republican I used to deal with,’ Biden said of freshman Rep. Mike Lawler, speaking in Valhalla, New York. ‘But he’s not one of these MAGA Republicans.’ Democrats were aghast. … Biden’s comments – and the reaction from Democrats here – underscore the significance of the New York suburbs in the furious battle for control of the US House of Representatives. Six freshman Republicans – who are among the 18 GOP lawmakers in districts that Biden carried in 2020 – pulled off victories last cycle, handing Kevin McCarthy the speaker’s gavel and cementing Republican control of the chamber by the slimmest of margins.” What the actual f***?!?! Biden is not the fighter Democrats need. We need Dark Brandon all the time or someone like Gavin Newsom, but not the “oh, grandpa” Biden. That version of Biden is wearing really f***ing thin with me. Welcome to stupid America!

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Judge C*nt Cannon

She’s just a f***ing incompetent moron. I expected nothing less! According to The Daily Beast, “U.S. District Judge Aileen Cannon, whose pro-Trump bias and head-turning errors have raised questions about whether she should be overseeing former President Donald Trump’s criminal trial in Florida, made what appears to be another surprising mistake last year. Now, a defense lawyer is seizing on her misstep to try freeing his client from prison—even though he was caught on tape violently throwing a courtroom chair at a prosecutor and threatening to kill him. The blunder was simple and entirely avoidable. The federal judge told jurors they could find the man, Christopher Wilkins, ‘guilty or not guilty.’ But then she handed jurors a verdict form that didn’t even have those options. … In that sense, Cannon’s error may seem trivial. But her refusal to use the proper legal terminology has introduced an avenue for appeal—while once again demonstrating that Cannon is comfortable playing fast and loose with hundreds of years of legal traditions [emphasis added].”

I strongly urge you to read the entire article to understand the nuances of her actions, but the italic portion of the quote is the essence of her missteps, which may come back to bite her in the ass. All this begs the question: If she can’t get the basics right, then how the hell can we expect that she’ll get more technical and complicated legal questions correct? Short answer: She can’t. She clearly judges and acts with her thumb on the scale. This is precisely the type of idiot, unqualified judge traitor trump wants on the courts, for when he returns to the White House, the first (and final) course of action he will take to end our democracy starts with destroying the independence of the judiciary. RepubliKKKlans have already captured the crown jewel — SCOTUS. Next are the lower courts. Welcome to stupid America!

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Evangelical Christians: The Sect of Hate

From Newsweek, “An evangelical leader is warning that conservative Christians are now rejecting the teachings of Jesus as ‘liberal talking points.’ Russell Moore, former top official for the Southern Baptist Convention (SBC) who is now the editor-in-chief of Christianity Today, said during an interview aired on NPR’s All Things Considered this week that Christianity is in a ‘crisis’ due to the current state of right-wing politics. … In his NPR interview, Moore suggested that Trump had transformed the political landscape in the U.S. to the point where some Christian conservatives are openly denouncing a central doctrine of their religion as being too ‘weak’ and ‘liberal’ for their liking. … ‘Multiple pastors tell me, essentially, the same story about quoting the Sermon on the Mount, parenthetically, in their preaching—“turn the other cheek”—[and] to have someone come up after to say, “Where did you get those liberal talking points?”’ Moore said. ‘When the pastor would say, “I’m literally quoting Jesus Christ”… The response would be, “Yes, but that doesn’t work anymore. That’s weak,”’ he added. ‘When we get to the point where the teachings of Jesus himself are seen as subversive to us, then we’re in a crisis.’”

Everything you need to know about evil evangelicals (and America) is in the above quote. That anecdote stands alone and says it all. Dare I say that Christianity at large is a religion of hate — not as hateful as Islam — despite Jesus’ teachings. Just look at the history of humanity since the birth of Christianity. It is littered with war and annihilation, all done in the name of Jesus Christ. Today’s American Christians are absolutely no different. And make no mistake: These Christians are the majority, not the minority.

Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles? Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit. Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire. Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.

Matthew 7:15-20 (KJV)

So, according to RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks, Jesus is too woke. Indeed, these people believe peace, forgiveness, and acceptance are now evil fruits and thorns brought by Jesus — now a false prophet — while traitor trump — the first coming of America’s Savior — brings the fruits of hatred, revenge, and death. I expected nothing less from a group of delusional morons who think a 2000-year-old version of the Telephone Game (i.e., the Bible) is the word of God. To be clear: Christian believers already have a propensity to believe in fantastical stories, so naturally, they have a propensity to believe in conspiracy theories, namely that traitor trump was sent by God to save America from everyone else, who is inherently evil. [Palm to forehead.] This is what a dying country looks like, f***tards! The end is here, and no one cares! Welcome to stupid America!

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Not Killing Enough MAGA Morons!

From NBC News, “The FBI on Wednesday shot and killed a Utah man who allegedly made online threats to kill President Joe Biden and New York prosecutor Alvin Bragg while serving a warrant at his Provo home, officials said. The suspect was identified in charging documents obtained by NBC News as Craig Deleeuw Robertson. Robertson allegedly made a threat Monday that referenced the president’s trip to Utah this week, saying he needed to prepare his camouflage and sniper rifle.” I say, good! The man deserved it. In fact, I will contend that we are not killing enough MAGA morons. These people are the enemies of the state, and good Americans really should start targeting and executing MAGA morons where ever they are. Those MAGA red hats should serve as targets. RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evile evangleicals, and QAnon kooks need to die to save America!