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I’m Pissed!

Dictator Don blinked on the trade war with Canada and Mexico. He’s making my predictive powers look bad, and I’m not happy about it! Moreover, the markets were right — I should have known. Just after I had excoriated the markets for failing to heed the rantings of a mad Orange Julius, it turns out they were right after all. It seems the markets took a wait-and-see approach before reacting. They waited and waited. The markets slid a bit — a 500-point dip on the Dow is relatively insignificant — but it was not a full-on sell-off as I was expecting. And then the markets were right: Dictator Don backed off implementing his tariffs for 30 days. Market: 1. Me: 0.

But I am still perplexed. I firmly believe that The Don! is not using tariffs primarily to negotiate. (And let’s be clear about something: What Dictator Don “won” from Canada and Mexico were not major concessions at all.) Was this him merely creating a paper tiger only to bat it away and claim victory before his fellow MAGA moron base? I guess. I miscalculated his usual showman tactic. But I am convinced, nonetheless, there is something deeper going on; I think these tariffs will eventually go into effect. He may try to extract more from our neighboring countries in the meantime, but at some point, he’ll pull the trigger on tariffs in earnest to accomplish his ultimate goal: Subsume Canada and Mexico under U.S. control. I think he’s willing to cripple economies, knowing that the U.S. can withstand more economic pain than Mexico and Canada.

As for his trade war against China, I say, eh! Go to war with China all he wants; it is a rare instance of me not minding his China policy. I think American companies should have avoided trading with China from the beginning — maybe food stuffs but certainly not moving most of our manufacturing base to China. If you want to talk about one of the worst political moves in the last 50 years, it would be Nixon going to China.

But I digress. While The Don! may be playing the same game, I think his definition of winning is much different than his first term. He wants to be the first president to expand the United States of America since World War II, so when he talks about acquiring Greenland, Canada, and the Panama Canal, he’s not kidding. Welcome to stupid America.

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Duh!

According to CNBC, “Stock futures tumbled Sunday night to kick off a new trading month as investors weighed new U.S. tariffs on goods from key trade partners and their potential impact on the economy and corporate profits. Futures tied to the Dow Jones Industrial Average slid 611 points, or 1.4%. S&P 500 futures dropped 1.9%, while Nasdaq-100 futures lost 2.4%. President Donald Trump on Saturday slapped a 25% tariff on goods from Mexico and Canada. He also placed a 10% levy on imports from China. The U.S. does about $1.6 trillion in business with the three countries. ‘Markets may now need to take the rest of Trump’s tariff agenda literally rather than just seriously … If this new level of seriousness gets priced in suddenly, Monday could be a rough day for markets,’ Wolfe Research head of U.S. policy and politics Tobin Marcus said in a note.”

So much for “experts”! Now the markets realize they should have been taking Dictator Don literally and seriously!?!? Now they finally get it — maybe? We’ll see when the markets open just how much market “analysts” apprehend, but my guess — which is usually right — is that traders will fail to fully price in the impact of the Dictator Don trade war. I’m sure there are plenty of idiot “experts” who still believe this tariff mess will work itself out or be resolved quickly. Not! I can’t with this sh*t-for-brains country of f***ing morons, who are so willfully stupid that they find themselves surprised and bewildered that The Don! is doing everything he said we would do during the presidential campaign. How f***ing dumb can you be? Well, apparently, there is always room to prove one can sink lower on the IQ scale. Welcome to trump stupid America!

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Now the Trade Wars Begin

From USA Today, “President Donald Trump on Saturday followed through with his threat to impose tariffs on Canada, Mexico and China, pushing the world’s largest economy into a trade war with two neighbors and a superpower. Mexico and Canada, the top two U.S. trading partners, immediately vowed retaliatory tariffs, while China said it would challenge Trump’s move at the World Trade Organization and take other ‘countermeasures.’ … With a stroke of a presidential pen, Trump imposed 25% tariffs on Mexican and most Canadian imports and 10% on goods from China, starting on Tuesday. … ‘I’ve instructed my economy minister to implement the plan B we’ve been working on, which includes tariff and non-tariff measures in defense of Mexico’s interests,’ Sheinbaum posted on social media but didn’t identify which products would be targeted. … Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said Canada would respond with 25% tariffs against $155 billion of U.S. goods, according to Reuters, including alcohol, lumber and appliances, beginning with $30 billion taking effect Tuesday and $125 billion some three weeks later.”

Congratu-f***ing-lations, f***tards of America! You’ve just shot yourselves in the f***ing face. And no one cares! I have no doubt that this sh*t-for-brains country, after four years of blaming Biden for inflation beyond his control, Americans will give Dictator Don a pass for singlehandedly causing inflation by levying a 25 percent tax on 40 percent of America’s imported goods. I have no f***ing doubt The Don! will be blameless because it never f***ing fails: RepubliKKKlans ruin the economy, and then voters elect Democrats to fix RepubliKKKlans’ economic mess only to have the same voters re-install RepubliKKKlans to f*** things up again and worse. Oh, you stupid, stupid people of the highest f***ing order. You deserve this. You really f***ing do. Every bit of it. Every bit of pain, misery, and discontent. I wish nothing but the worst for you MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks. I pray for the day Dictator Don’s policies leave you people poorer and, God willing, dead! Welcome to stupid America.

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Day 12: Another Plane Crash

While I will not blame the tragic incident of a medevac plane crashing in Philadelphia on Dictator Don, if God is sending a signal in the opening weeks of his second term, then it is unmistakable that God Almighty is telling American f***tards that this country is about to crash and burn. God could not have picked a more perfect metaphor than two plane crashes on The Don’s! watch in three days. Get ready, f***tards. Not only have I been warning about the death and destruction Dictator Don will bring to America, but it now seems God is sending his own omens. Welcome to stupid America! The end is here, you f***ing morons. Just remember that you idiots did this to yourself. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Bearly a Blip

So, the White House confirmed this afternoon that tariffs on the U.S.’s largest trading partners would begin tomorrow; and how does the stock market react to this — yet one more — reiteration that Dictator Don is not backing down from trying to tank the entire U.S. economy? With utter insouciance. Un-f***ing-believable. No wonder this guy got re-elected; you simply cannot convince morons of America just how seriously dangerous The Don! is to this country, no matter what he says or does, no matter what Americans have witnessed and experienced in the first two weeks of his second term. And if the U.S. stock market — the grandest of all market efficiency theory oracles — can’t seem to see Dictator Don for what he truly is, then America is lost. (Shocking!)

Slowly but surely and one by one, he has been dutifully fulfilling his campaign promises, and one of them was to slap the hell out of Canada and Mexico (and China to a lesser extent — go figure) with massive tariffs if they failed to fall in line behind Dear Leader. Well, they are defying him, and the stock market is inexplicably unconcerned by this. Oh, how the “titans” and “gurus” of Wall Street will be mightily embarrassed for daring to believe Dictator Don really has any concern or forethought when it comes to protecting America’s economy or the average consumer. He does not. I’m not sure at what point “experts” of the market will ever be convinced that all The Don! wants to do is wreck things and steal money — American’s money. Oh, well. This is what morons of America voted for, and they are going to get it in spades. Welcome to trump stupid America!

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Day 10: A Plane Crash

According to the BBC, “[Trump] then speculated, without giving evidence, that lowered standards of hiring for air traffic controllers in the Federal Aviation Administration during the Joe Biden and Barack Obama presidencies may have been a factor in the disaster. His team has made undoing such programmes a core part of their first days in office, saying they have divided Americans and weakened the country. And less than 24 hours after the first major US air disaster in more than a decade, Trump – along with his secretaries of transportation and defence, and his vice-president – took turns hammering their point, even as they provided no evidence that federal hiring practices had any connection to this particular crash. Asked by a reporter how he could blame diversity programmes for the crash when the investigation had only just begun, the president responded: ‘Because I have common sense.’”

Right on cue and in a move that surprised absolutely no one, except dumbass Democrats, Dictator Don blamed the plane crash — on his watch, he owns it — on DEI (read: minorities), especially the gays, reserving his harshest attack for Secretary Pete Buttigieg. Welcome to stupid f***ing America! This is where we’re at now in only 10 days: Full-on blame of everyone else, in particular, the gays, for all the problems in Dictator Don’s America. It’s the gay’s fault, naturally! This is just one step away from laying blame on marriage equality for hurricanes and earthquakes.

Ironically, Dictator Don claims he uses “common sense” to determine who is to blame for the tragedy, yet it escapes him that this is the first commercial plane crash since 2009. There was no crash under Biden’s or Buttigieg’s watch. Nope! It was during The Don’s! administration. Sorry, but those are just the facts. Just as RepubliKKKlans were keen to blame everything on Biden the second he started his presidency on 20 January 2021 at 12:00:01 P.M., I’m more than delighted to do the same 10 days into Dictator Don’s term. This crash occurred under the leadership of his appointed Secretary of Transportation and FAA administrator — oops, that’s right, the previous administrator was forced out as Dictator Don took office at the behest of Musk. So, at the time of the crash, the FAA was effectively leaderless, thanks to The Don! Now, is there a direct link between a leaderless FAA and a military (also led by the Secretary of Defense picked by Dictator Don) helicopter that runs into a commercial jet? Perhaps not, perhaps so. But without a doubt, the FAA was not firing on all cylinders. Dictator Don could have asked the previous FAA administrator to stay on to preserve continuity until he could get his guy in place, but that was not done. The Don! decided, rather, to start decapitating department heads immediately. But what you f***tards haven’t fathomed yet is that The Don! is only going to degrade federal administrative functions further — you know, the “deep state.” But just you wait, you f***ing morons of the highest f***ing order. As I’ve stated repeatedly, American f***tards are going to find out real quick just how important a well-functioning federal government is to every aspect of your life — directly and indirectly. I warned that a second Dictator Don term would kill Americans, and here we have it, his first 67 deaths. Oh, well. Welcome to stupid America! People get the government they deserve and desire. Make America Great Again! — now with 100 percent more plane crashes. Fan-f***ing-tastic!

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Can You Say Dachau?

According to The Hill, “President Trump signed a memo on Wednesday to prepare a massive facility at Guantánamo Bay to be used to house deported migrants. The memo will direct the Department of Defense and Department of Homeland Security to prepare a 30,000-person migrant facility at Guantánamo Bay, a facility in Cuba that has been used to house military prisoners, including several involved in the 9/11 attacks.” And so it begins! This is the American version of the first Nazi concentration camp at Dachau. This is how it all starts, f***tards. Good luck! You did this to yourself. Welcome to stupid America!

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‘Crickets’

From The Hill, “Former Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-Ill.) said President Trump’s first week in office was filled with ‘crickets’ from Democrats who he claims did very little to oppose new executive actions. ‘I’ll be honest, this week there was more to destroy the rule of law than in trumps first term,’ Kinzinger wrote in a Tuesday statement on the social media platform X. ‘And I have no idea what the Democrats are doing to fight back. Or even saying,’ he continued. ‘Crickets.’”

This happens every f***ing time! Every! Time! A RepubliKKKlan can see what dumbass Democrats either can’t see or refuse to see. Every time dumabss Democrats fail to grasp the obvious political advantage or gift; they’d rather cower in the corner, afraid to f***ing act or, God forbid, offend the opposition party and its constituents! It’s always a RepubliKKKlan that has to call out dumbass Democrats for their weakness. And miraculously, dumbass Democrats always miss the message, the moment, the opportunity. We are so f***ing screwed. There is simply no possible way on God’s green Earth that the Democratic Party can ever re-imagine itself to become the political fighting machine America’s democracy requires. Welcome to trump stupid America!

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Emergency Meeting

According to The Hill, “House Democratic leaders have arranged an “emergency” meeting of the full caucus on Wednesday in response to President Trump’s decision to freeze a large chunk of federal spending.” Ugh! Dumbass Democrats meet to do what exactly? Synchronize their whining? Compile a list of 100 different messaging talking points to confuse their base even more about dumbass Democrats’ political priorities and focus? Hold a workshop on how to complicate what should be simple, pithy messages with erudite, lengthy explanations? How about a writing workshop on how to craft the perfectly pusillanimous “strongly worded” letter to Dictator Don? Hold a seminar on how to be a more feckless political fighter? Present the weakest lawmaker of the week award? Sensitivity training so as not to upset Dictator Don, RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, et al.? How dumbass Democrats can avoid letting their base influence their inability to fight? I’m sure idiot Schumer will hold a lecture on 50 ways to use the word “shame” and its derivatives to limply “attack” RepubliKKKlans. I could go on with more examples, but I think the point has been made: Democrats are meeting to essentially accomplish nothing. Nothing will change with this sh*t-for-brains political party. I promise! They will always be the incompetent, weak party that can’t win elections. If they could put together a long-term strategy to win against a convicted felon who orchestrated an insurrection against the federal government, then they would have done so last November. As I’ve said in previous posts, if Democrats lost the presidential election, then it would be that party that needed to be torn down and rebuilt. We’re not yet at the point where Democrats understand this; they’re still trying to convey some sense of cohesion and fight, but it will never come.

I will give you a case in point. Michigan Senator Gary Peters says he will not run for re-election in 2026. So, this guy has zero f***s to give, but what does he do as he has one foot out the door? He votes to confirm DHS Secretary Kristi Noem. WTF?!?! This is classic dumbass Democrat weakness. They can’t muster the courage to oppose The Don! whenever possible, even when he or she has no intention of remaining in the Senate. So, yeah, I have no confidence that anything this party does will be effective. We’re f***ed. Unless and until the Democratic Party of dumbasses recreates itself, then RepubliKKKlans will reign supreme. An emergency meeting is not going to fix anything. It’s a Band-Aid on an amputated arm. Welcome to stupid America! Our nation is that chicken running around with its head cut off!

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DeepSeek

According to Reuters, “Chinese startup DeepSeek’s cheaper AI is sharpening investor scrutiny of the billions U.S. tech giants are pouring to develop the technology and analysts say it will dominate this week’s much-awaited results from industry bellwethers. DeepSeek has claimed it took just two months and cost under $6 million to build an AI model using Nvidia’s less-advanced H800 chips. An app powered by the V3 model became the top iPhone download in the U.S. on Monday.”

Watching the stock market react to certain events is amusing, especially when the market is in full-on schizophrenia mode. It’s almost laughable at this point that such “brilliant” “experts” on Wall Street are so easily duped by China. The selloff in the stock market is because investors are spooked by the nascent popularity of DeepSeek in the Apple Store, its alleged “$6 million” cost, and its creation in just “two months,” if this Chinese startup is to be believed because, of course, China never lies or makes ridiculous claims. Have the morons on Wall Street forgotten this is China we’re talking about? Yeah, I guess if I stole someone else’s technology and intellectual property, I could copy an AI platform for a fraction of the expense and time. This is clearly what happened. Just like everything else China does, they steal Western technology, wrap it up in a bow, and present it to the rest of the world as something new and exciting. They’ve been doing this for years. And what’s more pathetic is the world lets them. Moreover, the West rewards China for stealing its technology, firm secrets, and, worse, state secrets by giving it more business. The average American moron, in particular, is most culpable. Look to TikTok as an example. People downloading this DeepSeek app are just asking to have all their information vacuumed up and reported back directly to the CCP. What a joke! Americans are willing to hand over their personal information and everything else about their lives to China without thinking twice because it is cheap! and unique! and exhilarating! And Wall Street has a freakout! God! F*** me! Only in trump stupid America!