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House Rules Package “Fight”

From The Hill, “Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on Sunday that he expects that Republicans will be able to pass a House rules package that was the subject of negotiations during the election for Speaker of the chamber. ‘I think we’ll get the 218 votes we need to pass the rules package,’ Jordan said on “Fox News Sunday” with Shannon Bream. ‘What this rules package is designed to do is to stop what we saw happen literally 15 days ago when the Democrats passed a $1.7 trillion monstrosity of a bill.’ Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) had to make key concessions to a group of GOP holdouts through 15 rounds of voting for the gavel. Those concessions included changes to the proposed House rules package.”

I see MSM idiot pundits on the Sunday shows are wish-casting another RepubliKKKlan fight on the House floor over the rules package. That’s not going to fucking happen, fucktards. The hardest part of establishing the new Congress was voting for leadership; passing the rules package will be easier, and no matter what the moron political pundits try to tell you about the divisions in the RepubliKKKlan Party, they are pretty unified on the general intentions of the rules package, especially the restrictions related to spending and budgeting legislation. They are entirely copacetic with rules that will almost certainly guarantee America defaults on its credit and shuts down the government because they all think doing so will hurt Biden and help RepubliKKKlans.

And they’re probably right because Americans are too fucking goddamned stupid to understand the changes that occurred in Congress that brought about such economic and political disasters. As usual, morons of America look at the one guy sitting in the White House and blame him, which means they’re likely to be wrong half the time in casting their aspersions when shit hits the fan later this year. Most people probably did not realize the House took five days to elect a leader and that the entire process was unnecessarily and uncharacteristically fucked up. People are fucking clueless. Voters just show up to the polls during the midterms — if they even bother to do that — to reflexively elect RepubliKKKlans, and then deal with the consequences later. (May I remind you that in total, RepubliKKKs received five million more votes than Democrats during the midterms!) Yet, this time around, the consequences will be catastrophic, as evinced by their inability to elect the Speaker of the House in a timely matter. But whatever. People get the government they deserve and desire. Welcome to stupid America!

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Economic Disaster Countdown to August

Reporting from The New York Times, “Economists, Wall Street analysts and political observers are warning that the concessions he made to fiscal conservatives could make it very difficult for Mr. McCarthy to muster the votes to raise the debt limit — or even put such a measure to a vote. That could prevent Congress from doing the basic tasks of keeping the government open, paying the country’s bills and avoiding default on America’s trillions of dollars in debt. The speakership battle that spanned more than four days and 15 rounds of votes suggested President Biden and Congress could be on track later this year for the most perilous debt-limit debate since 2011, when former President Barack Obama and a new Republican majority in the House nearly defaulted on the nation’s debt before cutting an 11th-hour deal. ‘If everything we’re seeing is a symptom of a totally splintered House Republican conference that is going to be unable to come together with 218 votes on virtually any issue, it tells you that the odds of getting to the 11th hour or the last minute or whatever are very high,’ Alec Phillips, the chief political economist for Goldman Sachs Research, said in an interview Friday. … Goldman Sachs researchers estimate Congress will likely need to raise the debt limit sometime around August to stave off such a scenario. … The exception to the debt-limit drama was the four years of Donald J. Trump’s presidency, when Republicans largely abandoned their push to tie increases in the limit to cuts in federal spending. In 2021, Senate Republicans clashed with Mr. Biden as the deadline for raising the limit approached, but those lawmakers ultimately helped Democrats pass a law increasing the cap. … Mr. McCarthy appeared to agree to those demands, pledging to allow open debate on spending bills and to not raise the debt limit without major cuts — including efforts to reduce spending on so-called mandatory programs, which include Social Security and Medicare — in a deal that brought many holdouts, including Mr. Norman, into his camp.”

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Never Kevin Never Existed

What happened? I thought the “Never Kevin” caucus would never allow McCarthy to become Speaker. I thought the rebel group of five comprised of GOP Reps. Andy Biggs of Arizona, Matt Gaetz of Florida, Bob Good of Virginia, Matt Rosendale of Montana, and Ralph Norman of South Carolina would stop the RINO. But as it turns out, they caved. They always cave. RepubliKKKlans always fall in line eventually, which should be worrying because the RepubliKKKlan platform — their sole mission — is to make Biden a one-term president, and that requires in RepubliKKKlans’ minds for them to destroy the economy. Their anti-inflation talk is all bullshit; the House does not and cannot control inflation, but they sure can fucking tank the economy if they allow America to default on its credit. And they can shut down the government as they’ve done a couple of times already under a Democratic president. But whatever! This is what Americans voted for. Welcome to stupid America! It never gets old or less true.

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Chaos Caucus Officially in Charge

As the Daily Mail reports, “‘Leader Jeffries there will be times we agree. And many times we will differ. I promise our debates will be passionate but they will never be personal,’ McCarthy said. ‘Now, the hard work begins. We’re going to pass bills to fix the nation’s challenges from wide open southern borders,  to American last energy policies to woke indoctrination in our schools,’ he added. ‘We will use the power of the purse and the power of the subpoena to get the job done.’ The new Speaker added: ‘We will also address America’s long-term challenges: the debt and the Chinese Communist Party. Congress must speak with one voice on both of these issues.’”

So! McCarthy is now Speaker of the House, and the destruction of America may now officially begin because this is what people voted for. Let’s read between the lines of his speech. To be clear, his version of accountability and balance is to deny Democrats everything and force RepubliKKKlans’ hellscape vision of government upon us all. The RepubliKKKlan Party will hold America hostage using the budget and the debt ceiling as bargaining chips (grenades). How many fucking times do I have to remind you, people? RepubliKKKlans do not want to govern; they never have. They want to create chaos and destruction and blame it on the Democrats. And guess what? Fucktard voters will believe them just because they usually do, just like voters believe that a divided government is needed to reign in all the progress the Biden Administration has been accomplishing. But whatever! Never mind the proper — although not perfect — functioning of the government under unified Democratic leadership. That will be replaced with recalcitrance and dysfunction. Mark my words! Just wait for the first government shutdown. Just wait for the nation’s first credit default. Mark my words, fucktards. Mark them well. You ain’t seen nothing yet! Welcome to stupid America!

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Court Clears Way for More Mass Death

According to The Hill, “A federal appeals court on Friday struck down a Trump-era rule that banned certain types of ‘bump stocks,’ which can be added to semi-automatic weapons to increase their firing rate. The 2018 rule from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF) was instituted in the wake of the October 2017 shooting in Las Vegas. The gunman used weapons equipped with bump stocks to kill 58 people and injure at least 850 more. It remains the deadliest mass shooting in U.S. history. … At the center of the lawsuit is the specific language of a federal ban on machine guns, particularly its definition of a machine gun as a weapon that fires more than one shot ‘automatically’ with a ‘single function of the trigger.’”

Apparently, this ruling is concerned with the “technical” language of the law, and to that I call fucking bullshit! This is simply one more opportunity for an uber-conservative, nut job federal court to allow all manner of weapons of mass death and destruction, all in the name of the supreme First Amendment — oops, I mean the Second Amendment. The technicality of the language is just a ruse for these judges’ utter commitment to making sure anyone can own any type of gun without regard to the community’s safety. It is always telling that other courts seem to have no problem with the bump stock ban, yet this activist court could not wait to strike it down. So, they will rehear the case, and as usual with the 5th Circuit Court, it will reaffirm its ruling with intentionally more legally dubious reasoning, whereby the case will be appealed to SCOTUS. No shock about how that will end! Leave it to SCOTUS to strike down all restrictions on bump stocks, and then we will be right back to where we were. Of course, no one cares! This whole fucking worthless country does not care, for we keep re-electing RepubliKKKlans who want the carnage. It’s what people want. I will keep saying it until I am blue in the face: People get the government they deserve and desire. Apparently, that includes more guns and more gun deaths! Oh, well. Welcome to stupid America! I give up!

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Get Ready for This!

A U.S. debt default could wipe out 6 million jobs and $15 trillion in wealth, Moody’s says. As CBS News reports, “In real terms, the nation would soon return to high unemployment rates, approaching 9% compared with its current rate of 5.2%. Also, come November 1 checks for millions of Social Security recipients would be delayed, Zandi noted. And stock prices would likely plunge by one-third, sparking that $15 trillion loss in household wealth. Meantime, mortgage rates and other interest rates for things like credit cards and auto loans would spike.  Pensions for veterans would lapse, and benefits for millions of Americans receiving food assistance would be halted. The carnage could also freeze daily corporate cash flows and bond and credit markets. … ‘A bedrock of the U.S. economy and global financial system is that the U.S. government pays what it owes in a timely way,’ he wrote in the research note. If the government defaults, ‘The U.S. and global economies, which still have a long way to go to recover from the recession caused by the pandemic, will descend back into recession.’”

Given the inability of the RepubliKKKlan Party to pick their own leader, what makes you think they will be able to govern through much more challenging times, like raising the debt limit and passing a budget? Mark my words, fucktards. America is about blow up from within. But whatever. This is what people voted for. Oh, well. Welcome to stupid America! Too stupid to survive!

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Congratulations Americans!

From Rolling Stone, “McCarthy’s new batch of failed attempts comes hours after former President Donald Trump took to Truth Social to publicly rally Republicans behind him, imploring them to ‘NOT TURN A GREAT TRIUMPH INTO A GIANT & EMBARRASSING DEFEAT,’ referring to the 2022 midterms, in which Republicans secured control of the House but drastically underperformed expectations. Trump’s call had zero effect.”

It’s day two of a dysfunctional RepubliKKKlan House, and this is exactly what Americans wanted if they’re paying attention, that is, which I doubt. They ignored the persons they voted for to begin with, so there is no reason to assume they understand or care about the gridlock in the House as a result of the party they elected to office. This is what a dying country looks like, fucktards! Do these idiot voters realize that one branch of the federal government is not working, and no one knows when it will? I am sure there are plenty of fucktards who believe this to be a good set of circumstances, for if they can’t function, then they can’t raise “my” taxes. Never mind the running of the government otherwise.

I am zig-zagging back to my pre-midterm election pessimism about America. The unfolding events in the House shed new light on my thinking: In the midterm elections, Americans saved the country from ending immediately, but they did not prevent it from eventually succumbing to a right-wing takeover of the country, which will ultimately result in America’s demise. It should not be lost on Americans that it has been 100 years since the House could not elect a Speaker of the House on the first day of a new Congress, and it should also not be lost on voters that before 1923 it was just before the Civil War that the House failed to elect its leader also in 1859. (For those idiot Americans out there, the Civil War started in April of 1861.) Am I suggesting that the current failure to elect a Speaker is a prelude to the next civil war? Who knows? Maybe! There is one thing for sure: The nutjob wing of the RepubliKKKlan Party is ascending — and has been gaining power and popularity across the country for over a decade. What do you think happens once the crazies finally get the Speaker they want? Their idea of managing the federal government is not to govern at all. They want to burn the country down. How many times do I have to keep telling you fucktards? They don’t want a well-functioning federal government. They prove that in every instance. Moreover, traitor trump has lost all control and influence over this party’s radical wing, so now the MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks are running wild and encouraged to reap havoc. But whatever! This is what people voted for; this is what people wanted. As I have said countless times, people get the government they deserve and desire. Welcome to stupid America. Looks like the end is coming, after all.

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RepubliKKKlans Elect a Witch Because Why Not?

According to The Daily Beast, “Rep. Anna Paulina Luna came to Congress on her first day in office ready to do battle—not just with Democrats, but also with her own party, as she became one of the 20 Republicans to vote against electing Kevin McCarthy speaker. But back home in her conservative Florida district, Luna is waging a very different kind of war: a legal fight with political enemies who say she is a literal witch. … Another failed California Republican congressional hopeful, Omar Navarro, suggested the unsubstantiated rumors must be accurate because so many people were repeating them. “It has got to be true to a certain extent,” he told The Daily Beast. ‘It’s fair enough to say that it’s spread among people in the Republican Party.’” Remember the other RepubliKKKlan witch, Christine O’Donnell? Here 2010 campaign failed even after declaring, “I’m not a witch.” It seems the RepubliKKKlan Party has a witch problem, but Democrats are the devil. Of course! Yet, people keep voting for these RepubliKKKlans, evil evangelicals, MAGA morons, QAnon kooks, and, now, witches. Fan-fucking-tastic! I expected nothing less! Welcome to stupid America! We elect covens to office here!

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Santos: A Liar and Incompetent

Although this announcement has since been removed from his website, issuing the press release in the first place shows the utter incompetence of George Santos. Either he thought he would get away with another lie in real-time, knowing he’s under the microscope, or Santos and his administration have no fucking clue how the House works. Everyone — I mean everyone — after McCarthy failed the first leadership vote understood no Speaker of the House was going to be elected that day and, therefore, no one could be sworn into office. Everyone apprehended this except, apparently, Santos or the people running his office. This is just more evidence of RepubliKKKlan’s incompetence. They have no fucking clue. They don’t want to get a clue. They don’t care. The only mission of the RepubliKKKlan Party is to elect morons to office and burn down the government. Witness: George Santos. Yet, people keep voting for this shit. I give up! Welcome to stupid America!

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Love Jeffries’ Attack on RepubliKKKlans

Hakeem Jeffries held a press conference after the House adjourned, following RepubliKKKlans’ failure to elect a Speaker of the House. He said to reporters and all those watching in response to the day’s events, “We’re looking for a willing partner to solve problems for the American people, not save the Republicans from their dysfunction. We need a partner in governance to build upon the incredible progress that we made for the American people over the last few years by the way with a similar majority. … The Republican dysfunction is what it is, chaos, crisis, and confusion along with craziness. That’s sad for the American people.”

See, this is why I already like him more than Pelosi. Don’t get me wrong; Pelosi was a fierce fighter, tough as nails, and had a pair of brass balls bigger than any opponent, but she was still rather PC when it came to RepubliKKKlans. Jeffries calling the RepubliKKKlan Party “chaos, crisis, and confusion along with craziness” right out of the gate as the newly elected leader is exactly the not-PC I want to see 9-more of from Democrats. If there is one thing Democratic leadership has failed to do, then it is to call a spade a spade more forcefully and constantly. Leadership needs to call out the RepubliKKKlan Party plainly and at every chance they can. They need to hammer it home: RepubliKKKlans are the party of people who can’t govern, don’t want to govern, and intend to burn everything down.