Nikki Haley Backs Traitor [T]rump — Naturally

According to CNN, “Not long ago, the former South Carolina governor was arguing that Donald Trump was too old, too chaotic, too ‘unhinged’ and too prone to temper tantrums to be president again and said he couldn’t beat President Joe Biden. ‘I feel no need to kiss the ring,’ Haley said in February before suspending her primary campaign. ‘My political future is of no concern.’… ‘So, I will be voting for Trump,’ said the former US ambassador to the United Nations, who served in the ex-president’s Cabinet.”

This, of course, is a surprise to no one at all. Indeed, this flip-flop is precisely why I stopped posting for the last several months and tempts me to go right back into hiatus, for nothing has changed. Nothing matters. Same sh*t, different day. The only thing that can be learned from this Haley endorsement is the same thing I’ve been saying for years at this point: There! Is! No! Such! Thing! As! A! Never-trumper! How many f***ing times must I say it before you f***tards believe me? RepubliKKKlans always come back to vote for their own — always. Without exception! To hell with the consequences and to hell with democracy. No one cares! Mark my words, f***tards.

Take Liz Cheney, the most well-known “never-trump” impersonator. According to Fox News, “Former GOP Rep. Liz Cheney joined the hosts of ABC’s ‘The View’ on Wednesday and refused to commit to voting for President Biden in 2024, but said she would never vote for Donald Trump.” The same goes for John Bolton, who claims he’ll write in “Dick Cheney” for his presidential vote. And then Bill Barr, who said traitor trump is an existential threat to America’s Constitution, says he’ll vote for the neo-fascist dictator in training anyway because, you know, Biden is worse. [Kill! Me! Now!] All these people towed the “never-trump” line at some point, but none of them meant it. As I’ve been saying until I’m blue in the face, voting for anyone else other than Biden is a vote for traitor trump. A vote for traitor trump is, naturally, a vote for traitor trump. A vote for a third-party candidate is a vote for traitor trump. Writing in a name on the ballot is a vote for traitor trump. Not voting is a vote for traitor trump. There is only one way to claim a person is not voting for traitor trump, and that is to vote for Biden. No ifs, ands, or buts. But whatever! None of this matters. I live in stupid f***ing hell. Welcome to stupid America — the dumbest place on Earth. I give up!

Turks and Caicos: Send Them to Jail!

According to NBC News, “U.S. lawmakers traveled to Turks and Caicos this week to push for the return of five American citizens detained on ammunition possession charges, but failed to facilitate their release. The Americans were arrested in the last five months under a strict law in Turks and Caicos that prohibits possession of firearms or ammunition and carries a mandatory 12-year sentence.”

This should be a no-brainer! All these people — American citizens or not — should go to jail according to the law of Turks and Caicos. Full stop! I don’t understand what is so f***ing complicated about this story, nor do I understand all the uproar. There are so many issues involved in these arrests. First, people seem always to forget the principal rule of traveling to a foreign country, and it is quite simply this: “When in Rome…” If you can finish this cliché, then you know exactly what I mean. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, then I guess you’re precisely the moron I expected you to be, so Google it.

Second, only Americans think they are exempt from the laws of other countries. It never f***ing fails. The arrogance of Americans is maddening and — very frankly — is part of the reason why American tourists are viewed with such contempt by a country’s natives. Americans in a foreign country are subject to their laws and when they break them — knowingly or unknowingly — then they must be subject to that country’s system of justice. I have a feeling most idiot Americans believe the American system of justice follows them around from country to country like protective armor, which, of course, is nonsense. Just ask any f***tard American traveling to Russia, Iran, or North Korea who gets predictably arrested. (This is why I keep saying Biden should not be helping to repatriate Americans who have been incarcerated in these countries. This is especially true since the U.S. State Department has repeatedly warned citizens not to visit these places. Yet morons still go, and then Americans wonder how they end up in jail on trumped-up charges. But I digress.)

Third, has it ever occurred to people that the reason Turks and Caicos recently strengthened its firearm ordinance by mandating a minimum 12-year prison sentence is because the country is so close to nutso America, which is awash with guns and bullets? Perhaps Turks and Caicos wants to prevent America from exporting its gun carnage and death-cult mentality to their paradise island. It is (not so) amazing that five people have already been caught up in this law, which stiffened the penalties in November 2022.

Last, who the f*** travels with loose bullets in their luggage? I mean, this really does take the cake. Only in f***tard America is this a thing. And this is in addition to countless morons of America who are caught by TSA because passengers left handguns in their carry-on luggage. Un-f***ing-believable. Why is their ammunition and a gun in their luggage in the first place? Other than professional law enforcement officials, for what practical reason would the average American f***tard civilian need to travel with a gun? I assume the vast majority of people traveling by air do so for vacation (or business) — as these Americans in Turks and Caicos evince. Why do people feel the need to pack heat while on f***ing vacation? This is what a sicko country of morons who are more in love with guns than — well — anything else looks like. Are we a country filled with paranoid people? I guess so. And even if I were to concede the dire need for someone to travel with protection, then how are these people so f***ing irresponsible? I mean, loose bullets? Seriously? Shouldn’t bullets be kept in a box or some sort of container? Or is it customary for weapon owners to just grab a handful of bullets and throw them in the pocket of their luggage willy-nilly as if a person stuffed in a few snacks before heading off? It’s so funny that Americans — in all their Second Amendment hyper-sensitivity — are entirely careless and irresponsible to lose track of bullets. These idiot Americans who get arrested are proving the point of Turks and Caicos’ need for stricter laws, for now they must not only manage the potential dangers from their own population but the idiocy of the American public coming to visit the island as well. What a joke. Welcome to stupid America — just as dumb as you expected it to be!

Neo-Fascist ‘Justice’ Alito: Oh, Well!

According to The Hill, “Senate Democrats are waging a public battle with Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito and are questioning his impartiality after it was revealed that an upside-down American flag flew outside his home in the days surrounding Jan. 6, 2021, and President Biden’s inauguration. Alito, one of the Supreme Court’s leading conservatives, is facing mounting criticism over the flag as the justices are set to rule on a pair of key decisions in the coming weeks related to the Jan. 6 attack. The longtime justice said last week that he had nothing to do with the upside-down flag, a sign of distress that has been widely used by the ‘stop the steal’ movement that argues Trump did not lose the 2020 election. The justice said his wife hung it amid a spat with neighbors, but Democrats were dissuaded as the episode infuriated them amid an ongoing battle over ethics at the court.”

I don’t know what’s more tragic: Alito on the bench or dumbass Democrats lamenting Alito being on the bench. As SCOTUS becomes more of a threat to every American’s freedoms, I find myself blaming dumbass Democrats for being so f***ing G.D. weak and for never prioritizing the importance of the High Court. It’s never a central focus of any Democratic political campaign, especially presidential elections, whereas RepubliKKKlans always make it a campaign issue of paramount significance. And how has that worked out for them? Hmmm. Let’s see. They have a 6-3 uber-conservative supermajority. Fan-f***ing-tastic! But whatever! Nothing matters. Dumbass Democrats are just too f***ing pathetic to stand up against RepubliKKKlans’ and traitor trump’s desire to kill our democracy and usher in fascism, all of which will be blessed by SCOTUS. The writing is on the wall. Welcome to stupid America! America: Too stupid to endure. No one cares! Oh, well!

There Is No Such Thing as a ‘Hard Landing’ for a Helicopter

From Reuters, “Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi, a hardliner seen as a potential successor to Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, was killed after his helicopter crashed in poor weather in mountains near the Azerbaijan border, officials and state media said on Monday. … The crash comes at a time of growing dissent within Iran over an array of political, social and economic crises. Iran’s clerical rulers face international pressure over Tehran’s disputed nuclear programme and its deepening military ties with Russia during the war in Ukraine.”

Unfortunately, I’ve been too lazy to post regularly, which means what would have been easy predictions — or, more precisely, reading between the lines of idiot MSM reporters — have gone unfulfilled, i.e., there is no such thing as a helicopter making a “hard landing.” To print those words, even if they are being quoted, makes the author look like a f***ing moron. A helicopter either lands or crashes; there is no in-between. But whatever. Semantics is not actually the purpose of this post. It’s just a segway into my next prediction: Iran is about to turn even harder right.

Right on cue, MSM f***tard pundits are both sides-ing the fallout of the untimely death of the Iranian president. On the one hand, they speculate that because there is so much division in the country, the Iranian people will rise up to elect a more moderate president. Raisi led the country into continued economic instability and further suppressed citizens through harsher, more rigid enforcement of Islamic law. On the other hand, these same pundits surmise perhaps nothing will change; Iranians will replace Raisi with another hardliner. Wow! Thanks for such insightful “analysis,” you idiot analysts. Even I can provide such trenchant predictions: Either things will change or they won’t. This is why I have become more frustrated by MSM commentators. They cover all sides, and their perspectives are relatively worthless. Instead of using their knowledge and “wisdom” to at least provide a more-likely-than-not prediction, they settle on “we’ll see.”

Allow me to make a firm, unflinching prediction about what happens next in Iran: The people, in all their infinite wisdom, will — what for it, what for it — elect another, if not more, hardline president. Full stop! Whatever happened to that women’s revolution over wearing headscarves? That fizzled, as I knew it would. The movement failed because people didn’t want change. Not to mention that Iran already tried a “moderate” president — by comparison — in Hassan Rouhani. How did that work out? Oh, yeah. The people went hard right again by electing Raisi because, of course! It never f***ing fails. I have no idea what it is about the defect in humanity that refuses to progress. It’s one step forward, one step back. I have no doubt that Iranians will continue to take one step back by replacing this dead hardline president with another because I expected nothing less from a world filled with morons who have just given up caring and their personal freedoms. As long as people don’t have to think, I guess that is the course of action they will choose when selecting the government they desire. This is not just an Iranian phenomenon. This is a worldwide problem that is manifesting itself everywhere, from the U.S. to South America to Africa to Europe. Get ready, f***tards! Fascism, authoritarianism, and theocracy are taking hold in the world, squeezing the life out of liberal democracies. And no one cares! Welcome to stupid humanity.

Dumbass Democrats — Just F***ing Dumb

In the latest presidential election polling from The New York Times, Biden is trailing behind traitor trump, as usual. I’m not sure at what point the sh*t-for-brains Democratic Party will start to figure this out. “This,” that is, being the end of our democracy and campaign on it. If I have to hear one more moronic Democratic pundit, strategist, pollster, or “expert” claim the polls are bad for Biden because voters aren’t paying attention yet or that voters still aren’t convinced this upcoming presidential match-up will be Biden versus traitor trump, then I’m going to blow my f***king brains out. People who keep claiming these factors are preventing prospective voters from answering poll questions correctly are morons of the highest f***ing order. They may as well be diagnosed as brain dead. The voters know, and voters understand — to the extent such an incomprehensibly benighted population can apprehend anything. At this point, I simply give up on this country of morons. Welcome to stupid America.

Russia’s Military ‘Shake Up’

According to Reuters, “Russian President Vladimir Putin tapped a civilian economist as his surprise new defence minister on Sunday in an attempt to gird Russia for economic war by trying to better utilise the defence budget and harness greater innovation to win in Ukraine. More than two years into the conflict, which has cost both sides heavy casualties, Putin proposed Andrei Belousov, a 65-year-old former deputy prime minister who specialises in economics, to replace his long-term ally, Sergei Shoigu, 68, as defence minister. Putin wants Shoigu, in charge of defence since 2012 and a long-standing friend and ally, to become the secretary of Russia’s powerful Security Council, replacing incumbent Nikolai Patrushev, and to also have responsibilities for the military-industrial complex, the Kremlin said. … That, said Peskov, meant it was vital to ensure such spending aligned with and was better integrated into the country’s overall economy, which was why Putin now wanted a civilian economist in the defence ministry job.”

So, this is just more proof that Putin is transforming Russia into a wartime machine, and what are Western allies doing? Nothing! Not a d*mn f***ing thing. It’s business as usual for NATO et al. Oh, sure, I’ve gleaned a few articles here and there about some private companies in European countries willing to help Ukraine build up their domestic military-industrial complex — eventually. And I’ve read a couple of headlines here and there about some European countries contemplating ramping up armament production — eventually. But I’ve read nothing about NATO et al. taking this conflict seriously enough to mobilize Western economies to counter the threat of Russian aggression. It’s literally all quiet on the Western front. Whatever! I can’t anymore with the stupidity. No one cares. I hear a lot of European countries worry about Russia moving beyond Ukraine’s borders, but like in World War II and with Hitler, these nations really don’t want to do anything about it. By the time the West wakes up, it will be too little, too late. Welcome to stupid America! This is why democracy is retreating across the globe!

The South Rises Again!

According to CNN, “School board members in Virginia’s Shenandoah County voted early Friday to restore the names of two schools that previously honored Confederate leaders – four years after those names had been removed. The 5-1 vote came after hours of public comment during a meeting that began Thursday evening from people speaking on both sides of the issue. Vice Chairman Kyle L. Gutshall was the sole opposing vote. ‘I ask that when you cast your vote, you remember that Stonewall Jackson and others fighting on the side of the Confederacy in this area were intent on protecting the land, the buildings and the lives of those under attack,’ said a woman urging the board to restore the Confederate names. ‘Preservation is the focus of those wishing to restore the names.’”

Look here, f***tards! This is more proof that conservatism is regaining control. The tide is officially turning on liberal democracy at home (and abroad). What’s in a name, one may ask? Everything! It is no coincidence that in a “purple” state like Virginia — which really is more red than not — admiration of the Confederacy and everything for which it stands is making a comeback. Mark my words, morons. The end of our democracy is coming. The signs are all there: Creeping restoration of the Lost Cause, an electorate that can’t tell the difference between a criminal traitor trump running for president and Joe Biden, who wants to preserve our way of life, growing hatred of the “other,” you name it. All the signs are in front of our collective face, but Americans are too f***ing G.D. stupid to apprehend the danger. Oh, well. I give up! Welcome to stupid America!

College Protesters and the End of Democracy

Well! These pro-terrorist protests across the country’s universities continue to evince the end of America’s democracy. When dumbass Democrats look hapless in the face of college students who engage in violence to support Hamas while calling for the end of Israel and death to Jews, then Biden can’t win in November, which I guess was never going to happen anyway because Biden has looked and acted weak for nearly his entire presidency, and his inability to address these protests is just one more piece of the larger puzzle: A country that wants traitor trump back in office and autocracy — a country that no longer wants democracy. How many f***ing times do I have to say it? How many f***ing times? America is just too f***ing stupid to endure, and it is altogether fitting that the end of democracy should start by electing and re-electing the dumbest president we’ve ever had in American history, ushered into office with help from college protests at some of the most prestigious universities in the world where kids may test well, but they have no clue about the world and not much common sense between the ears. The irony hurts. Welcome to stupid America. F***tards everywhere, everywhere f***tards!

I Guess I Should Post Something — It’s My Dime

Let’s see here: What’s there to write about? Nothing’s changed, essentially. Iran attacks Israel and the beginning of the traitor trump trial are a couple of compelling topics, but these recent events don’t change anything I’ve said weeks, months, or years ago. Traitor trump in court for his criminal actions will not end in a conviction. It just won’t. I’ve been saying it for years, and I’m frankly tired of writing about it, hence the dearth of my posts lately. But the dumbass Democrats and MSM would have you believe there is an impartial jury of 12 people who can sit in judgment of the orange dictator. If I’ve said it once before, then I’ve said it eleventy-billion times before: Ain’t no court in this land that will convict a former president even if he killed someone on 5th Avenue. There will always be at least one person to hang the jury, and the prosecutors will not re-try traitor trump. They get one shot at a conviction. Mark my words, f***tards. The outcome is so obvious and foregone that my writing about it is redundant. For more, see my First Axiom. So, whatever. This is what a dying country looks like. A former president commits crimes and gets re-elected because, of course, I expected nothing less from this sh*t-for-brains country.

Then we come to the Israel-Iran mess. First and foremost, I think Israel (and others) should end Iran. We should have done it years ago, but the current situation will not come to that because no one wants a wider war in the Middle East. And if I have to hear the MSM and other “experts” use the word “miscalculation” one more time, then I’m going to lose my ever-loving f***ing G.D. mind! If I had my druthers, Israel would attack the hell out of Iran, for Iran would not only be unable to defend itself but would fail to mount a successful response or keep up a sustained military fight. Iran has no alleys, and they know it. Russia is tied up in Ukraine. (If anything, a war with Iran would help Ukraine as Iran would have to stop sending military hardware to Russia.) China is not going to help; they don’t want a world war to disrupt global commerce, just as the country is getting out of an economic downturn. Indeed, no Sunni state in the Middle East is going to come to the aid of a Shia state. Hell! Countries like Saudi Arabia, Jordan, and the rest probably have been hoping for Israel to do their dirty work before Iran became fully nuclear-capable. But whatever!

Flori-DUH!

Christ! With the recent state supreme court ruling that abortion is not a constitutionally protected right — that is, there is no right to privacy in the state constitution — a six-week ban will go into effect. And right on cue, dumbass Democrats think the state of Flori-DUH! is suddenly in play! In play for whom? Biden? A Senate seat? All f***ing rubbish! As usual, dumbass Democrats have delusions of grandeur. And once again, dumbass Democrats think abortion rights are going to save them in the presidential election. And again, I will say: Not! Going! To! Happen! Ever! Sure, the state constitutional amendment to be on the November ballot will probably pass, but this is Flori-DUH!, so passing an amendment means nothing. Does anyone else remember an amendment that the people of the “great” state of Flori-DUH! passed, which was eventually undermined by the legislature. Anyone? Anyone at all? Don’t be shy! Speak up! It wasn’t that long ago, f***tards. Think! Alright, alright. I’ll give you morons a hint. The New York Times summed up the ultimate legacy of the state amendment that “restored” voting rights to ex-felons. The paper writes, “Nearly 65 percent of Florida voters approved amending the State Constitution to restore the franchise of former felons, excluding those convicted of murder or sexual offenses, but the state’s Republican lawmakers and governor severely restricted the effort. A 2019 law requiring the payment of court fines and fees was found unconstitutional in May, but the appeals court overturned that ruling less than two months before the presidential election. Five of the six votes to uphold the additional requirements for the restoration of voting rights came from judges appointed to the court by President Trump.” Of course! Of course! Of course!

What do you think the state legislature will do when an abortion amendment passes? Any moron should already know; just see what SCOTUS has allowed to happen over the 50 years prior to overturning Roe. Without a doubt, Flori-DUH! RepubliKKKlans will make it practically impossible to get an abortion. They will put so many restrictions on clinics that provide abortions that the amendment will be functionally useless. And who will be at fault? The voters! Yes, you heard me correctly. The f***ing sh*t-for-brains voters who passed the abortion amendment. How can this be? How can I blame those who voted to protect abortion rights? Easy: Abortion rights do not stop at one vote in one election, yet this is the great miscalculation of dumbass Democrats and the like. And I keep saying moronic Progressives and Liberals keep thinking everything is just one vote, one election away. It’s not. It requires constant vigilance and constant getting out the vote. It’s not just a single vote on a single issue. Dumbass Democrats need to convince voters to stop f***ing splitting their votes, for it is this misguided strategy of the average idiot voters that basically undermines the issue for which they are voting. And I can already see this Flori-DUH! ballot initiative on abortion rights being precisely a failure of morons splitting their votes.

This is precisely what’s going to happen, f***tards. Floridians — with much fanfare and excitement — will head to the polls to protect women’s bodily autonomy by voting to pass the proposed new amendment to the state constitution. Yet, they will simultaneously elect and re-elect every single f***ing RepubliKKKlan to the state legislature that will do everything they can to undermine the intent of the amendment, just like they did with voting rights. Because most voters are complete and utter morons of the highest f***ing order, the lessons of the recent past will be entirely lost on them. Oh, well. Welcome to stupid America!