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The Final J6 Blah Meeting

The January 6 committee has made four criminal referrals to the DOJ regarding traitor trump’s involvement in the insurrection. And to that, I say, eh, so what? Honestly, who the fuck cares at this point? It is comical to listen to the MSM, liberal political pundits, and the Twitter machine trip all over themselves trying to out-hope peddle each other. Every conceivable Democratic “commentator” could not stop themselves from insisting that this was finally it for traitor trump. The end is near! He’s going to prison! The DOJ can’t not act! And my favorites: “Justice is coming” and “No one is above the law.” This is, of course, all fucking bullshit! All of it. Every last hope- and wish-casting bit of it. Jamie Raskin is probably the most annoying to me because he’s the one making the rounds on the MSM. To be fair, let me preface that on the substance, he has been right about everything regarding traitor trump, and he’s been clear-eyed about the different roles of the legislative branch (the J6 committee) and the executive branch (the DOJ), but he keeps showing up on these cable news channels it seems in some effort to guilt the DOJ into acting on what the committee has uncovered and as if the “evidence” is so incontrovertible that a conviction of traitor trump is all but a foregone conclusion. This, naturally, is all more bullshit.

Indeed, the committee had no other choice but to send criminal referrals if for no other reason than for the sake of posteriority. Still, we come up against the reality of Garland being in charge, who is just too fucking weak to see this matter through. Forget about the notion that he must believe a case brought against traitor trump must be air-tight (FYI, no case ever is) and winnable. I don’t think he even gets to that point. I think he stops at the political question. I think he stops at the question of civil unrest. Garland is too worried about the DOJ looking too political by bringing criminal charges. I think Garland is too concerned about the impending civil unrest that results from bringing criminal charges. To all of which I say, bring it! Bring the civil war. As I’ve said it countless times, America needs to have it out — again. We should not shy away from this because we’re too afraid of what will happen if traitor trump is charged. But whatever! Garland will give traitor trump a pass in the name of national unity and moving on, which only encourages the next RepubliKKKlan to destroy our democracy further. Welcome to stupid America!

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Birth Control Is Next, Mark My Words Fucktards

This is what Americans wanted! Full stop! According to the Washington Post, “Texas lawmakers are drafting legislation that would compel internet providers to block people from accessing abortion pill websites like Europe-based Aid Access and other online pharmacies within state borders, said Seago, though even antiabortion lawyers say that effort would raise free speech concerns. Another proposal would refashion the enforcement mechanism behind the six-week abortion ban that took effect in Texas in 2021, empowering private citizens to enforce the law through civil litigation at any stage of pregnancy, not just after six weeks. National advocacy groups are also pivoting to focus on enforcement. Early in the new year, Dannenfelser of Susan B. Anthony Pro-Life America said she plans to strategize with antiabortion governors about how best to deal with the illegal pill networks. … Under a Republican president, the FDA could alter the restrictions around abortion pills. For example, the agency could try to limit the period of time when patients can legally take abortion pills, from 10 weeks of pregnancy to six or seven, said Greer Donley, a professor at the University of Pittsburgh School of Law who specializes in abortion — a move that would force tens of thousands of people every year to have surgical, rather than medication, abortions.”

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Crimo Family: Welfare MAGA Morons

A CNN investigative article chronicles the f***ed up mess of the Crimo family, which garners absolutely no sympathy from me. We all have f***ed up families. All of us! Anyone who says otherwise is a liar and hypocrite, which leads me to the point of this post. The article reports, “More recently, after the once-bustling deli closed, the family appeared to fall into dire financial straits, with foreclosure cases proceeding against both of the homes they owned and Bob Crimo telling a judge several weeks ago he was on food stamps. … In the Highland Park case, a judge granted Crimo a full waiver of court fees [more welfare] in May after he appeared in person and provided proof that he was receiving food stamps, according to court documents [emphasis added].”

Let me see if I understand this correctly. These RepubliKKKlan MAGA moron business “whizzes” owned two homes but needed food stamps. I am going absolutely apoplectic about this because all these conservative whitey aggrieved-types are all the f***ng same. All of them. There is never an exception. You know, these are the same people who go to MAGA moron rallies and support traitor trump because they’re disgruntled and “feel” oppressed by the “other” (read: colored people and the gays) who they claim are robbing them of their due entitlements (read: white privilege) and who are living off of the state (read: welfare). They love to b*tch and moan and groan about their plight in life and about the consequences of their poor decisions. Indeed, there is never a shortage of the “other” they can blame for their mistakes. Yet! They are the first ones to stand in line for a handout from the state (read: food stamps) when they don’t need them or deserve them. And they’re the first ones to use their incompetence as a legal defense to get out of paying. Sound familiar? Traitor trump! If Crimo needed to feed his family, then he should get a f***ing job or sell one or both of his houses! He should not live off the state because he’s a lazy, failed business owner. Of course! Of course! Of course! Never fails! Welcome to stupid America. The land of projection and without mirrors, apparently!

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Progress on Combating Climate Change: Zero

According to The Hill, “Global coal usage has reached an all-time high in 2022 amid the disruption of traditional trade flows, soaring costs and increased demand, according to the International Energy Agency (IEA). The IEA said in a report that worldwide coal usage is set to surpass 8 billion tonnes for the first time this year following the chaos of a global energy crisis. A tonne is equivalent to 1,000 kilograms.” Fan-fucking-tastic! What a joke! It’s been clear for decades and decades that humanity really has no interest in addressing the climate change problem. Politicians and societies talk, talk, and talk, but eventually do nothing except wait for the natural evolution of economics to force the required changes, which will, indeed, eventually happen, although it will be too late. (It’s already too late as of right now, fucktards!)

But fear not, for humanity would rather just learn to live with the new, unknown, and no doubt, hostile world of a permanently warming Earth than be proactive to change the course of global warming. That is truly what humanity is all about: Reacting to the environment instead of understanding the climate change problem yet doing nothing about it because humanity has no interest in working together to save itself. Nations would rather fight amongst themselves and play chicken with Mother Nature. I promise you that in the end, Mother Nature will win. As I have said countless times: Humanity is its own extinction-level event. If she has to bring balance back to the planet by wiping out humans, then she will not hesitate. Welcome to stupid humanity. We deserve it!

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Missing White Blond Person Found

According to CNN, “American college student Kenny DeLand Jr. has been reunited with his mother in Lyon, France, and is expected to return to the United States soon, according to a French diplomatic source. … DeLand Sr. said his son did not disclose many details about what he has been up to for the past weeks but said he was in Spain and asked his father to stop contacting news outlets.” No one covered this missing kid except for CNN because, you know, he’s a good-looking white blond guy with blue eyes. He doesn’t quite fit the usual “missing white blond girl” mode of sensationalist journalism, which, of course, servers as click-bait and a viewership ratings booster for the masses of idiot Americans, which CNN is particular fond doing. I’m merely indulging in this case to make a point. Other than this kid creating a tiny international incident, no one should care. Although, I am curious about what the fuck happened to him, and, apparently, his parents seem bewildered as well since Kenny has offered no (public) explanation. But I am pretty sure I can surmise something. The only reason one would ditch their international hosts and travel to another country without telling the parents is to chase some pussy or dick. Not sure what Kenny’s specific case may be, but that’s why. I hope it was worth it. You only live once I guess.

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Congratulations Israel and Democracy

According to The New York Times, “If you ask me, that is now the most likely outcome — a total mess that will leave Israel no longer being a bedrock of stability for the region and for its American ally, but instead, a cauldron of instability and a source of anxiety for the U.S. government. Why such a worry? Because Netanyahu’s new partners stand for the exact opposite of self-restraint. Four of the top five party leaders of the incoming coalition government — Netanyahu, Aryeh Deri, Bezalel Smotrich and Itamar Ben-Gvir — have either been arrested, indicted, convicted or served prison time on charges of corruption or incitement to racism. These are not people known for stopping at red lights.”

Democracy is dying around the world and Israel will be the most recent causality, yet this is what people want. They got rid of Netanyahu once but then welcomed him back with a worse cadre of fascists to help him govern. Oh, well. Wake up, fucktards! The era of autocracy is here; the age of democracy is over.

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Traitor [T]rump NFTs: Stupid America!

$99 for Something You Can Copy and Paste

This is what stupid America looks like! Just another fucking scam intended for the morons of America. And guess what? American fucktards will eat this shit up because I live in motherfucking goddamned stupid hell. I don’t even know where to start with this shit. Why does the moron call these things “trading” cards? What the fuck is there to trade? You literally select the one you want to purchase, so if you don’t have the “card” you want yet, then just fucking buy it! (Apparently, I just learned you don’t know which one you’re getting, which almost makes it worse.) It’s not like you need to seek out the mutual fucktard friend to see if he has a spare of that “hard to get” card.

Don’t think for a second that traitor trump doesn’t have you coming and going. If you want to “sell” your digital nothingness, then that will cost you 10 percent in royalties. What a fucking joke this is. Traitor trump is a fucking goddamned embarrassment of the highest fucking order. This is why people look at America and laugh because we have this moron. I hope his MAGA moron supporters buy this shit up. I want them to go poor. I want them to suffer and die. So, keep giving your money to this needy “billionaire” until it hurts, until you’re broken. Then go off into a corner and die. And don’t for a second think you’ll get one dime of government welfare for your stupidity. You get nothing, but I guess you can always sell your “cards” at a 10 percent loss.

Sold out? Seriously?!?! Clearly, this is a marketing ploy, but what fucking moron really thinks these “things” are sold out? Oh, that’s right! I live in fucking goddamned stupid hell. So, of course, MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks will believe this shit. Apparently, there is a sucker born every minute, so naturally, a digital creation is sold out while they feverously try to do what? Press the enter button? And don’t think for a second that anyone of his poor, toothless redneck supporters will ever win a sweepstakes dinner or golf outing with traitor trump. That shit is never going to happen. Don’t you fucking idiots understand this? It’s all a grift. All of it! Every day for years, but the demand never seems to diminish. Traitor trump has such little regard for his supporters, but they don’t care. I can’t! I just fucking can’t anymore with this stupidity anymore.

Finally, my initial thought when traitor trump made this “major announcement” was that he is not running for president after all, but who the fuck am I kidding? Look here fucktard morons of America. This is exactly who traitor trump is — has always been. And this is precisely the type of guy 40 percent of Americans love and desire to be back in the White House. Nothing has changed. We’ve been dealing with this for years, and his support has never waned. Make no mistake, idiots! A sizeable proportion of the base will vote for him no matter what, and the segment is enough to propel traitor trump to the nomination. And guess what happens then? Every fucking moronic RepubliKKKlan (all of them) will gladly vote for the traitor. I cannot possibly say this enough or more emphatically: America is just too fucking goddamned stupid to survive. Traitor trump is an enduring example of this utter and continuing decline of America because 40 percent of the populace just loves this guy no matter what bullshit he’s selling. After all, it’s the hate, stupid. Welcome to stupid America! Dumber today than yesterday!

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Russia If You’re Listening: Fuck Russia!

According to the Associated Press, “Russia’s Foreign Ministry warned Thursday that if the United States confirms reports that it plans to deliver sophisticated air defense missiles to Ukraine, it would be ‘another provocative move by the U.S.’ that could prompt a response from Moscow. Ministry spokesperson Maria Zakharova said in a weekly briefing Thursday that ‘the U.S. has effectively become a party’ to the war in Ukraine, following reports that it will provide Kyiv with Patriot surface-to-air missiles, the most advanced the West has yet provided to help Ukraine’s military repel Russian aerial attacks.”

Fuck Russia! Seriously! I don’t give one goddamn fuck what Russia thinks about arming Ukraine. In fact, I am just waiting for the one move by the West to push Russia over the edge so we can end that fucked up country. It is time to start eliminating these Axis of Evil nations while we have the momentum of the world behind Ukraine. Moscow can make the first move, but we’ll finish it!

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SCOTUS: Buyer’s Remorse

Supreme Court job-approval trend, Sept. 2020-July 2022

According to the Marquette Law School Poll, a “national survey finds approval of the Supreme Court at new lows, with strong partisan differences over abortion and gun rights.” Um, yeah. So, this is the SCOTUS Americans wanted. Full stop! This is the High Court Americans voted for when they elected traitor trump or protested by not voting or voting third party in 2016. There is absolutely no other explanation. Traitor trump proudly campaigned on re-making the Court into an ultra-conservative bastion of RepubliKKKlan ideals and the national enforcer of Christian religiosity. And that is exactly what he did. Why are people confused or surprised? Buyers remorse? Well, it’s too late for that. This is the Court America is stuck with for the next 20 years. Oh, well. Elections have consequences for the stupid and intelligent alike. However, fear not, for SCOTUS doesn’t care about their approval rating. The entire country could be against their conservative, lawless opinions, and they will gleefully push forward by stripping more rights away from minorities. Unfortunately, the damage cannot be undone. Buckle up, people. The fun has just begun, and we are only one generation away from being able to fix SCOTUS. Welcome to stupid America, where people vote for the shiny new thing and get shivved in the back. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

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Time to Abort SCOTUS

It is time! It’s time to start ignoring SCOTUS. Clearly, the uber-conservative block of the Court has no issue ignoring the will of the people. They just don’t care. This Court will start rolling back other rights without a second thought and with a proud middle finger to you and me. I’ve said this before — and maybe people don’t realize it — but SCOTUS has no enforcement mechanism. There is no SCOTUS police going around looking for violations of their rulings. Their “enforcement” essentially and exclusively relies on the traditions and “goodwill” of states and the federal government to abide by their decisions. Well, I think traitor trump has pretty much shown that living by traditions and the sanctity of institutions is a fool’s errand. He said f*** you to America, so I say that it is time for America to say f*** you back to his SCOTUS.

Blue states should straight-up ignore SCOTUS. If the Court is going to keep ruling against the will of the majority, then I think society has a duty to ignore them. Let petitioners sue states for not abiding by SCOTUS rulings. And when said petitioners win, then I dare them to extract monetary damages from a state or local government. If SCOTUS demands that said losing state or local government must do something, then they should ignore that ruling too. It is time, people. We will not get our America back if we keep giving the High Court the power and legitimacy it does not deserve. And I understand that what I’m suggesting cuts both ways, in which case, I say, so what? America is already splintering beyond repair. As I’ve said countless times, war is coming. The Court’s decision today hastens the inevitable. Welcome to stupid America!