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Hypocrisy Much?

Of course! From Axios, “Rep. Glenn Thompson (R-Pa.) was one of 157 Republicans who voted against codifying the right to same-sex marriage last week. Three days later, he attended the wedding of his son, who is gay. … Stone told local newspaper Centre Daily last week that Democrats’ Respect for Marriage Act is ‘nothing more than an election-year messaging stunt for Democrats in Congress who have failed to address historic inflation and out of control prices at gas pumps and grocery stores.’”

Just another day in the life of America. I would have given respect to Thompson if he had put out a statement that explained his vote reflects his constituents, but no! Instead, he voted against the “stunt” to troll Democrats. So, his no vote wasn’t really even based on principle; it was just to stick it to the opposition party at the expense of minorities’ rights, two of whom are his son and now son-in-law. These must be Log Cabin gays. It’s the only explanation for allowing his father to attend the wedding, knowing that if the Respect for Marriage Act does not pass, then his son’s gay marriage will be relegated to second-class status once Obergefell is reversed. This is how and why RepubliKKKlans continue to remain and gain power. Their enablers encourage them. They understand that they can vote for legislation that hurts their own flesh and blood, yet there are never any consequences. RepubliKKKlans understand that their family will always love them even though they vote for policies and legislation that re-affirms their hate for them. Whatever! Welcome to stupid America!

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America Can No Longer Stand: Wake Up Morons

According to a survey from the University of Chicago’s Institute of Politics, “A majority of Americans agree that the government is ‘corrupt and rigged against everyday people like me,’ including 73 percent of voters who describe themselves as a ‘strong Republican,’ 71 percent who called themselves ‘very conservative’ and 68 percent of rural voters. A bare majority (51 percent) of voters who call themselves ‘very liberal’ also agreed. Overall, two-thirds of Republican and Independent voters agree that the government is ‘corrupt and rigged’ against them, while Democrats are evenly split. … And 28 percent of voters, including 37 percent who have guns in their homes, agree that ‘it may be necessary at some point soon for citizens to take up arms against the government.’ That view is held by one in three Republicans, including 45 percent of self-identified strong Republicans. Roughly one in three (35 percent) Independent voters and one in five Democrats agreed.”

I don’t know how many f***ing times I have to keep painting a portrait of America’s disintegration. The evidence is already out there; people just need to be able to read and interpret the facts. Almost all Americans see each other as the enemy. How can this nation survive? It cannot. Mark my words! Start allocating your money and resources accordingly. Divest from the stock market or short it just prior to the 2024 presidential election because no matter the actual, certified results, half the nation will be up in arms against the other — and a half or more are likely to be vastly out-gunned than the other. Do not think capitalism will survive the demise of America’s democracy. And just think how a weakened America can defend itself from international intrigues. It cannot. Dead country walking! And no one cares because of gas prices. I wonder how much inflation will be during a civil war? But never mind, gas is too much today so let’s end democracy to fix the inflation problem. Welcome to stupid America.

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Humanity Is the Next Extinction Level Event

From CNN, “Earth is warming faster than previously thought, scientists say, and the window is closing to avoid catastrophic outcomes. … Unlike previous assessments, Monday’s report concludes it is ‘unequivocal’ that humans have caused the climate crisis and confirms that ‘widespread and rapid changes’ have already occurred, some of them irreversibly.”

Hilarious! Did I not already say this less than a month ago? Did I not? Of course, I did. I nailed it because anyone with two brain cells to rub together could (should) have already concluded it is all too late, morons. So, part of the problem is not that some climate change is already irreversible but that climate change will eventually become a runaway situation where nothing humans can do will stop a global catastrophe. The train has already left the station. But fear not, f***tards! Mother Nature will fix this imbalance that is the human race. Humanity is the extinction-level event for which we have been waiting, and I can think of no better species more deserving. I promise you nature is far, far more intelligent than humans, which really just spends its idle time wondering about conspiracy stories that range from major religions to space aliens — none of which is going to save us from ourselves.

Oh sure, we have progressed from creating fire in the Stone Age to harnessing nuclear power in the Modern Age, but those achievements are, doubtless, produced by a vast minority of people throughout history, while those in the mainstream are morons who are content to ignore the world and busy themselves like ants until extinction. Humans really are just busy bees collecting pollen until they die. And Lord knows the last thing humanity is capable of accomplishing is coming together to save civilization. Dare I say it, but I think humanity was meant to eventually die off and kill the world with it. Let me reiterate: Mother Nature will fix the scourge of humanity from the face of the Earth because humans are simply too stupid to recognize and understand the end is coming, and we are the cause. Too stupid because, you know, climate change is a hoax. And by the end, I do not mean in a Biblical sense — God forbid such a ridiculous notion — but in a mass extinction event sense, just like the numerous other events throughout Earth’s geological history. Welcome to stupid America, which is soon to be zero stupid.

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Climate Change: It’s Already Too Late, F***tards

Wildfires in America’s West, superheat events in America’s Northwest, droughts, more active and intense hurricane seasons, rain and flooding events in Europe and China, recording-breaking heat events in Europe, shrinking ice caps, snow and ice crippling Texas, more pandemics, daytime flooding in Miami streets, red tide in Flordia, and a collapsing building (yes, the collapsed building in Surfside, Flordia) are just a few recent and new normal episodes to name. Look, morons! It’s too late. It’s too f***ing late. Unfortunately, scientists haven’t figured that out yet. Allow me to insert my own rationale to support such an assertion. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, I gave a persuasive speech on climate change in high school speech class. Back then scientists had been warning about climate change and how if the world did not start doing something then the planet would start feeling the effects (essentially all the events happening now) by the middle of the next century (21st). Over the decades since then, the scientific community keeps moving up the timeline. Instead of the middle of the 21st Century, it became by 2100. Then it was by 2050. Then 2035. Now, the newest estimate is in the next few years. Well, let me say this, idiots: It! Is! Too! F***ing! Late! The time is now! (Actually, the time was yesterday!) The time is now and still, a third of the morons in America think climate change is a hoax. How can a country — indeed, a planet — survive with such incomprehensible stupidity? The short answer? It can’t. Full stop! America is simply too f***ing stupid to deal with such a colossal problem, especially when one political party (RepubliKKKlan) is determined to ignore science and reality, but just trust God. OMG. I can’t. I just f***ing can’t anymore. And I haven’t even explored the climate wars to come. Oh, yes. The climate wars. Mark my words, f***tards. The next wars will be driven by the consequences of climate change. I’ll save that rant for another post. In the meantime, welcome to stupid, stupid America where apparently believing in climate change is optional. I can’t! The supreme stupidity hurts supremely!

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Execute Them All!

Last night’s January 6 hearing roiled my ire all over again. There is only one solution to this ongoing problem: Execute them all, starting with every person who breached the Capitol, then those who marched to the Capitol but stopped just short, and then anyone else left who attended the rally. Line them up on the streets and hang them. There must be the blood of traitors and terrorists running in the streets, for believe me when I say the coup is only on hold and will be re-started if Americans don’t get their f***ing heads out of their collective asses to put an end to these people — RepubliKKKlan, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks. Welcome to stupid America because we let it.

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Biden Has COVID: Not a News Story

Ugh! Of course, it was bound to happen — Biden contracted COVID — and now the MSM is all over this “story” like white on rice. While it is initially newsworthy, anything beyond 15 minutes of coverage is gratuitous, but naturally, that’s not how the MSM will cover the narrative. It’s going to be hours and hours of Biden/COVID coverage, asking stupid questions and engaging in foolish speculation such as what are the optics of a “sick” Biden? Will Biden survive? How can he prove to America that he’s not on life support? Can he bench 200 pounds? Look, morons. Biden is not traitor trump, who is old, obese, out of shape, has cardiovascular disease, and believes COVID is for weak people, which is why he tried to hide the seriousness of his illness to the point he could barely walk and breathe. His denialism almost got him killed. Unfortunately for the entire world, he survived.

On the other hand, we have Biden, who is fit for his age, fully vaccinated, and taking a COVID prophylactic. He takes the disease seriously, which means he’s already ahead of the curve and will hide nothing from the public. There will be no emergency helicopter ride to Reed Hospital. God! This is going to be a grueling day of listening to the news as they rehash every minute of Biden’s status. Welcome to stupid America. We always focus on the wrong story.

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Climate Change? What Climate Change?

The New York Times said it perfectly in a news article: “In short, delay is the new denial.” As usual, RepubliKKKlans will find any excuse to avoid the issue of climate change. The article continues, “Few Republicans in Congress now outwardly dismiss the scientific evidence that human activities — the burning of oil, gas and coal — have produced gases that are dangerously heating the Earth. But for many, denial of the cause of global temperature rise has been replaced by an insistence that the solution — replacing fossil fuels over time with wind, solar and other nonpolluting energy sources — will hurt the economy. … Overwhelmingly, Republicans on Capitol Hill say that they believe that the United States should be drilling and burning more American oil, gas and coal, and that market forces would somehow develop solutions to the carbon dioxide that has been building in the atmosphere, trapping heat like a blanket around a sweltering Earth.”

So, in other words, “It’s the economy, stupid.” That is, of course, wrong. RepubliKKKlans are killing the planet, and they don’t care. Most of them are crazy evil evangelicals and QAnon kooks who believe (secretly) everything is a hoax and do not care about the here and now; the afterlife is their true goal. Well, those f***tards should speak for themselves and not the rest of us who would rather not sh*t all over the environment in which we live. Nonetheless, Biden had it absolutely correct in his climate speech today when he said that combating climate change means jobs, jobs, jobs. Of course, it does. Naturally, what stupid RepubliKKKlans are failing to understand is that delays and doing nothing will cost the economy even more in the future. I just can’t understand the level of abject stupidity that is putting off tackling climate change, especially when using “the economy” as an excuse. Do these f***tards have no clue of what economic, political, and military — yes military — hellscape awaits the world by doing nothing or doing too little? I have written so much about climate change that I’m getting sick of it, yet I will continue for newcomers.

I liken America’s (would-be) pursuit of global leadership on climate change to the Apollo program. Even during the 1960s, many saw the endeavor as a waste of money and resources, but America persevered. Why? Going to the Moon certainly was not a global necessity to protect the Earth. At best, it was pure national pride coupled with the expectation of gaining scientific experience and knowledge through such an achievement. (Not to mention a desire to beat the Soviets.) We did it most of all for bragging rights. But now, when the health of the planet is in the balance, we as a nation hesitate and balk at the crisis upon us. We can’t be bothered to save our own burning house because of the economy. Talk about how far America has fallen — from landing on the Moon to saying “eh” with the planet literally burning around us. Wow. It is disgraceful. What a pathetic spectacle from the RepubliKKKlan Party that has ignored and obstructed any efforts to address climate change for decades. Traitor trump still thinks it’s all a hoax. So, here we are. Here the world is — leaderless on the most critical issue in the history of humanity, all because Americans want to protect their pocketbook. Just wait until crops start failing across the gloge. How do you think that will play out? That’s when the real fun begins. Welcome to stupid America, leading the world into hell because we can’t be bothered, and that’s what we do! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

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Women Are Property in Missouri

With the end of Roe, arcane, 50-year-old laws are suddenly coming into effect in situations that could have been avoided. One example is in Missouri. Salon reports, “Under an old Missouri law from 1973, a woman cannot get a divorce finalized if she is pregnant; she can file for divorce, but it won’t be finalized as long as she is pregnant. In 2022, abortion rights defenders are worried about the law’s ramifications now that Roe v. Wade has been overturned by the U.S. Supreme Court after 49 years. … According to Gordon, the Missouri law makes no exception for survivors of domestic violence.” Since all abortions are banned in Missouri, a wife becomes the captive property of an abusive husband. Fantastic! I just have to keep reminding myself that this is what Americans want. This is why they voted for traitor trump. Welcome to stupid America.

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Women Seek Sterilization Post Roe

From the Los Angeles Times, “Many women said that opting for sterilization was their way of retaining control at a time when they feared lawmakers would continue to chip away at reproductive rights, including contraceptives and sterilization. … Sometimes young women, especially those in their 20s who are unmarried and without children, face pushback from healthcare providers who strongly discourage the procedure out of fear that the patients might change their minds in the future. A 1999 study found patients under 30 reported a higher rate of feeling regret after the surgery.” So, the end of Roe is forcing women to throw the baby out with the bath water. (Forgive the pun.) Talk about unintended consequences, but don’t worry. RepubliKKKlans will put an end to that too.

Hello, morons of America. One needs, first, to understand the fundamental reason why Roe was overturned. It has nothing to do with returning significant and essential questions back to the states in the name of states’ rights. And it has nothing to do with preserving all life. And anti-abortion proponents have no interest in personal rights and liberties. Killing Roe has always been about controlling women’s bodies. Full stop. And more specifically, to regulate white women in the name of re-populating the white (Christian) race. Once RepubliKKKlans get wind of women taking birth control into their own hands via sterilization, then they will pass laws to stop it. Mark my words, morons. If women living in red states haven’t learned by now that they are not in control of their bodies and that their bodies are property of red states to be vessels for forced birth and white re-population, then they never will. Maybe the country would be in a different situation if women spent more time changing the politics in their states instead of cutting their tubes. But whatever! I guess instead of voting or moving to a blue state, they’ll settle for the next best thing: Sterilization. Welcome to stupid America. You can’t make this sh*t up!

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Marriage Equality Bill to Die in the Senate

According to NPR, “The U.S. House overwhelmingly approved legislation Tuesday to protect same-sex and interracial marriages amid concerns that the Supreme Court ruling overturning Roe v. Wade abortion access could jeopardize other rights criticized by many conservative Americans. In a robust but lopsided debate, Democrats argued intensely in favor of enshrining marriage equality in federal law, while Republicans steered clear of openly rejecting gay marriage. Instead leading Republicans portrayed the bill as unnecessary amid other issues facing the nation. … Wary of political fallout, GOP leaders did not direct their lawmakers to hold the party line against the bill, aides said. Dozens of Republicans joined Democrats in voting for passage.” I will concede that 47 RepubliKKKlans voting to support the bill is not nothing. But that’s about all I’ll say in my “praise” for the other side.

The Senate, on the other hand, is another matter, and like most bills coming from the Democratic-lead House, it will die without a vote because RepubliKKKlans dare not allow yet another minority group to gain a civil right; they’re in the business of limiting minorities’ rights, not granting them. But allow me to play all sides of this issue for a moment. Let’s assume for sh*ts and giggles that ten RepubliKKKlans join Democrats on cloture and the bill passes. Fan-f***ing-tastic! Hallelujah! Free at last, free at last. Thank God almighty we are free at last. Um, yeah! Not so fast. How long will it take for the first case to come before SCOTUS claiming some religious freedom objection to same-sex marriage? How long will it take for a group of red states to file suit? One year? Two, maybe? Then what happens? Do you think the Court will deny certiorari? God, no! This is precisely the type of case they love to take. Federal law vs. the Constitution. Given that two-thirds of the Court now subscribes to the new “history and traditions” doctrine for determining cases, how long will it take them to find that — unsurprisingly — gay marriage is not deeply rooted in the country’s “history and traditions”? This sh*t is a no-brianer.

Look, f***tards. We are stuck with this uber-conservative SCOTUS that will spend the next two decades making sure America returns to its 18th and 19th centuries roots as if the 20th and 21st centuries never happened. Mark my words! So, the second Congress passes a federal law RepubliKKKlans don’t like, then red states will swoop in with legal challenges screaming “history and traditions!” “History and traditions!” We’re f***ed. But this is what Americans want. This is why RepubliKKKlans have obsessed about taking supermajority control of SCOTUS, and dumbass Democrats stood by wondering what was so special about SCOTUS? Now they seem to understand but far too late. People will truly apprehend just how powerful the Court is and how it is the third, co-equal branch of government that uniquely has the final word on what the other two branches can do. It doesn’t sound co-equal to me, but RepubliKKKlans always knew that. Welcome to stupid America! We get the government we desire and deserve; SCOTUS will make sure of that!