Well, I guess I was wrong — again. I thought the Senate would pass the “BBB” from the House as is, but alas, it passed out of the Senate with even worse provisions — that was unexpected. Then the House rubber-stamped the Senate bill. Oh, well! Nonetheless, I welcome it. Yes, you heard me correctly; I welcome the worse version of this bill because I want RepubliKKKlan and MAGA moron voters to suffer and, God willing, die! And this bill is a fast track to that happening, although, dare I say, it really won’t matter politically. I guess that’s where I have some reservations, for this soon-to-be law will not be the political win for which dumbass Democrats are hoping. Christ, look at their track record. These Democratic politicos, with their vast collective acumen, kept reassuring the country that this past presidential election was going to be a “Roe-vember” revolution. The issue of abortion rights was going to save Democrats in the 2024 election. How did that work out? Again, I’ll remind the idiots out there what I’ve been saying since Dobbs became the new law of the land: Abortion rights are always someone else’s problem! How many times must I say it? How many f***ing times? And guess what? Healthcare access for the poor (Medicaid), like abortion access, is always going to be someone else’s poor-person problem. Welcome to ‘Merica! And make no mistake about it, this “BBB” piece of sh*t legislation is more of a rescission-in-healthcare law than it is a “tax bill.” But no one seems to care about the greater good; it’s always about the self, to the exclusion of everyone else.
The reasons this bill will not help dumbass Democrats are two-fold: First, they will fail, as usual and as entirely predictable, to adequately message the impact of the legislation. What should be a golden opportunity and an albatross wrapped in a bow hanging around the necks of RepubliKKKlan politicians will be wasted and lost, as idiot Democratic politicians confuse and mangle the attack lines and fail to present a unified counterargument. It never fails. Second, idiot voters will never connect future economic pain and loss of healthcare access to this bill because RepubliKKKlans have been exquisitely artful at delaying the worst impacts of the bill until next year (after the midterms) or later, and they know how the average American f***tard thinks: They forget what happens from day to day let alone the consequences of a bill passed 18 months prior. That will also be part of dumbass Democrats’ challenge. They will spend the next 18 months railing against the impending harm to the most vulnerable of citizens, as Americans and those directly impacted by this bill see business as usual for the next year and a half. Democrats will come off as crying wolf, and RepubliKKKlans will nail them to the Cross for their hyperbole and Chicken Little hysteria. To be sure, the worst from this bill will happen, but not on a RepubliKKKlan president’s watch. These guys are experts at forestalling catastrophe until they’re out of office, only to have Democrats come in to pick up the pieces, but even then morons of this sh*t-for-brains country become too easily dismayed when Democrats can’t fix everything fast enough, so they reflexively put RepubliKKKlans back into office to f*** everything up again. It never f***ing fails. Witness Clinton after Bush I, Obama after Bush II, Biden after [T]rump version I, and who knows what after [T]rump version II, if our democracy even survives that long. But whatever. Nothing matters anymore because no one f***ing cares.
The only satisfaction that I am eagerly anticipating is the death of White rural MAGA moron Americans in red states and red counties within blue states. However, I will lament the collateral damage of Democratic-leaning Americans impacted by “BBB.” But every war has its unintended casualties. Just as I cheered COVID was killing all the right people — morons generally and MAGA morons more specifically — ultimately it did not kill enough RepubliKKKlan voters, for Democrats continued their losing streak during the midterm elections after Biden’s win. I suppose I’m also falsely “hoping” (I hate that word — rebellions are, indeed, not built on hope) that the BBB will kill enough RepubliKKKlan voters to keep Democrats in office permanently, but it would seem that RepubliKKKlans are breeding (or converting) faster than Democratic voters. Eh, whatever. I give up at this point. If morons of this country haven’t figure out that the RepubliKKKlan Party will lead to the demise of America, then I can’t them. They are beyond help, and America is beyond saving. Elections have consequences. Welcome to stupid America. More butter, please!