Biden Has COVID: Not a News Story

Ugh! Of course, it was bound to happen — Biden contracted COVID — and now the MSM is all over this “story” like white on rice. While it is initially newsworthy, anything beyond 15 minutes of coverage is gratuitous, but naturally, that’s not how the MSM will cover the narrative. It’s going to be hours and hours of Biden/COVID coverage, asking stupid questions and engaging in foolish speculation such as what are the optics of a “sick” Biden? Will Biden survive? How can he prove to America that he’s not on life support? Can he bench 200 pounds? Look, morons. Biden is not traitor trump, who is old, obese, out of shape, has cardiovascular disease, and believes COVID is for weak people, which is why he tried to hide the seriousness of his illness to the point he could barely walk and breathe. His denialism almost got him killed. Unfortunately for the entire world, he survived.

On the other hand, we have Biden, who is fit for his age, fully vaccinated, and taking a COVID prophylactic. He takes the disease seriously, which means he’s already ahead of the curve and will hide nothing from the public. There will be no emergency helicopter ride to Reed Hospital. God! This is going to be a grueling day of listening to the news as they rehash every minute of Biden’s status. Welcome to stupid America. We always focus on the wrong story.