Can’t Make This Sh*t Up!

So, let me see if I can get into the mind of the average f***tard American correctly. All things being equal, Americans prefer RepubliKKKlans over Democrats. Despite the booming economy and stock market under Biden; despite Biden’s legislative wins; despite Biden’s leadership on the world stage; and despite the leader of the RepubliKKKlan Party being indicted multiple times at the state and the federal levels; despite traitor trump’s impeachments and leading an insurrection against our democracy; despite his blatant and careless mishandling of our nation’s most sensitive secrets; despite RepubliKKKlans rolling back women’s rights to bodily autonomy; despite traitor trump proudly claiming credit for ending Roe and calling for punishment against women getting abortions; despite RepubliKKKlan politicians in states and in the Congress intent on banning abortions without exceptions across the country; despite RepubliKKKlans’ clear mismanagement of the House that has brought us to the brink of defaulting on our debt and shutting down the government — and it could still happen under their “leadership”; despite RepubliKKKlans’ inability to select a Speacker of the House for weeks, a first in American history; despite traitor trump’s threat (promise) to end ObamaCare; despite RepubliKKKlans and traitor trump cozying up to dictators; despite RepubliKKKlans’ and traitor trump’s promise to sacrifice Ukraine to Russian imperialism; despite traitor trump flat-out telling the country that he intends to become a dictator on day one while RepubliKKKlans condone his proclamation by their silence and denials; despite all these things and more, morons of American want RepubliKKKlans to have greater control! F***tard Americans want that party in charge again! Un-f***ing-believable! Whatever! I give up! Americans are too f***ing G.D. stupid to keep their democracy. And it’s apparent that Americans really don’t f***ing care about democracy at home and elsewhere on the planet. I can’t anymore. I just f***ing can’t with this sh*t-for-brains country. Welcome to stupid America! The stupid cannot be reversed, and the country cannot be saved from itself!