Degenerates!

Whenever I read an article about MAGA moron insurrectionists, it always involves the person violating the terms of their pre-trial release or journalists unearthing their prior criminal history. The list of offenses (convictions, mind you) often involves DUI and DUI manslaughter, sex with a minor (un-f***ing-believable considering these people are usually AQnon kooks), fraud, drug possession (usually meth), gun and ammunition possession, public intoxication, assault and battery, using the internet (to continue recruiting insurrectionists), fleeing arrest (because they’ve been caught violating terms of their release), and grand theft. (The list is not exhaustive.) You get the point. These people were degenerates before the insurrection and traitor trump, with his degenerate magnetism, attracted these criminals to attack our government. These people are all the same. Worse still, traitor trump made being an idiot degenerate mainstream and cool. Hillary has always been right! These people are the “basket of deplorables.” She should have never backed down from that comment, and dumbass Democrats should have never condemned her for such trenchant insight into 40 percent of America’s population.

Once again, Democrats are too f***ing weak and stupid to fight the threat to America’s democracy because they can’t even recognize it or call it for what it is! Words matter, morons! It all starts with first defining the problem. Of course, these same degenerates are now in Congress, and surely RepubliKKKlans and the rest of the moronic hoard will elect more deplorables to Congress because they are a perfect reflection of America — and Democrats are powerless to stop them. Get ready for the great moronic and degenerate takeover of Congress come the next election cycle. It’s only going to get worse. (And I won’t even get into the evil evangelical competent of the dumbing down of America.) Mark my words, f***tards! The idiocracy is just beginning! America is going to be toppled by a mob of druggies and criminals! Fan-f***ing-tastic! I expected nothing less. Welcome to stupid (and criminal) America.

All MAGA Morons Are -ists

Pro-Trump demonstrators in Oregon
Attribution: Paula Bronstein/AP Photo

From Politico, “One person was shot and killed late Saturday in Portland, Oregon, as a large caravan of President Donald Trump supporters [the Brownshirts (Braunhemden)] and Black Lives Matter protesters clashed in the streets, police said. It wasn’t clear if the shooting was linked to fights that broke out as a caravan of about 600 vehicles was confronted by counter-demonstrators in the city’s downtown.”

Of course, the shooting was linked, and of course, it was a MAGA moron that pulled the trigger and killed someone. (And make absolutely no mistake about it — MAGA morons will kill their own if it furthers their cause of a race war, which appears to have happened!) I have absolutely no doubt of that because MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, and evil evangelicals have a long, long history of and predilection for violence. One needs to look no further back than to Kyle Rittenhouse, who is a traitor trump supporting a white supremacist who just decided to kill two people because like all the “brave” white supremacist defenders of white privilege and white power killer Kyle is easily frightened when he gets into a precarious situation of his own making — carrying a military-style gun after curfew in the middle of civil unrest in a city he is not from and really has no business visiting. By the way, Kyle will get off on self-defense. Mark my words. But whatever! These people are equal parts scared and stupid! Because, of course, fearless people need to own weapons of war. Mark my words, f***tards. These traitor trump parades — cars, boats, and otherwise — are the pure essence of America! How many f***ing times must I scream it? When are people going to wake up? Why the f*** can’t people see the obvious? America is slipping away, and everybody seems to be stuck on stupid and sports and Facebook (for f***tards) and Twitter (for more f***tards) and TikTok (for the greatest of f***tards). Oh, well. We get the government we deserve, and a dictatorship is a government for morons who can’t be bothered to understand, participate, or care. And now we have the Brownshirts roaming the streets as right-wing thugs and vigilantes. Congradu-f***ing-lations, America!

Nonetheless, war is coming! Make my words, morons. Call it a civil war; call it a race war; call it the traitor trump war. But war is coming! MAGA morons want it, and they will start it. Sadly, progressives and liberals completely lack the will to win because dumbass Democrats are weak — the weakest. Over the last four years of traitor trump’s presidency, we should have built up our own liberal/freedom militia. But no! Dumbass Democrats are still trying to play by a set of rules that went out the window the second traitor trump was elected. F*** me! So, there is that! Fan-f***ing-tastic. Get ready for dictator traitor trump and get ready for unrest like the country has never seen since the Civil War. Although we have the absolute majority in numbers, Democrats have absolutely no will. I give up! Welcome to trump stupid America. The dumbest we’ve ever been and getting dumber daily! Who could have guessed that Obama’s presidency was the last great years of America? It’s all downhill from here. Let it all burn down at this point because no one cares! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Gun Control: DOA

The human turtle McConnell has already killed any gun control legislation — right on cue. His home state newspaper, Lexington Herald-Leader, writes, “McConnell did not place guns at the center of his legislative updates to rotary clubs and business groups throughout the commonwealth. Rather, he notably appeared to narrow the conversation to ‘two broad categories that underscore the problem.’ … ‘Mental illness and school safety are what we need to target,” he said in Mt. Sterling on Thursday, adding that it must be ‘something consistent with the Second Amendment.’”

Look, f***tards. McConnell is not going to allow any gun legislation to pass the Senate. I don’t give one G.D. f*** what dumbass Democrats claim these “meetings” with RepubliKKKlans are producing. As I’ve written before, RepubliKKKlans are taking Democrats for a ride with the theatrics of appearing to want to be doing “something.” That something is meaningless, and McConnell has signaled on two occasions that he’s not interested in legislation that would prevent the next Uvalde or Buffalo massacre. No! He’s talking about mental health and turning schools into prisons that are more fortress than institutions of learning because that’s what Americans want. Mark my words, morons! Nothing is going to change, and McConnell will make sure of that. And just to be clear: Mental health and school safety legislation in the name of “gun control” is meaningless and worthless. It is the epitome of doing nothing! It’s an aspirin for a gunshot wound. Welcome to stupid America, where nothing ever changes for the better because FREEDOM!

Human Turtle Channels Lucy and the Football

The Hill writes, “Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) on Thursday gave the greenlight to bipartisan talks on legislation to curb gun violence, revealing that he has asked Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas), one of his advisors, to negotiate with Democrats. McConnell said he is hopeful of reaching a bipartisan agreement to respond to the recent mass shootings in Buffalo, N.Y., and Uvalde, Texas. But the leader cautioned the negotiations should not veer off onto proposals not directly related to the recent violence that left 21 people dead, including 19 school children.”

This is all f***ing B.S. Do not believe that the human turtle McConnell intends to negotiate in good faith. I’ll tell you exactly what’s going on here. RepubliKKKlans are simply biding their time and setting up the football as Lucy does for Charlie Brown. They are, once again, waiting out the situation because they understand that America’s ire will eventually wane, and people will return to their daily lives, forgetting about the latest school massacre and the need for gun law reform. And, once again, dumbass Democrats are being set up by RepubliKKKlans with this fake desire to do a “bipartisan agreement” on something — anything — about gun control.

Look, morons! This is how it’s going to play out. There will be meetings and announcements of meetings and post-meeting briefings and charades of “progress” in these meetings. Ultimately RepubliKKKlans will pull the plug on negotiations when they’ve deemed enough time has passed to cool public sentiment. The human turtle will blame Democrats for failing to concede anything, which, of course, in RepubliKKKlan speak means Democrats rebuked the RepubliKKKlan “my way or the highway” demands. And Democrats will have been right to do so.

Nonetheless, dumbass Democrats, as usual, will fail to forcefully and thoroughly blame RepubliKKKlans for intentionally sabotaging the process, and the public will believe the RepubliKKKlan story because this is stupid America, and RepubliKKKlans always win the messaging war, especially when Democrats are in control of the House and Senate. Since Americans are morons and do not fully apprehend the limitations of the numbers game in the Senate, they’ll believe RepubliKKKlans’ claim that Democrats are in control of Congress and thus failed to “work with us,” which, again, is coded RepubliKKKlan speak to mean Democrats would not capitulate because conservatives’ idea of “compromise” is to demand everything unconditionally and yield nothing. Just watch and mark my words. Democrats will get the blame as RepubliKKKlans get away with enabling the next massacre, only to have the entire process start over again. Welcome to stupid America!

Embrace the Political Fight on Guns, Idiots

Beto O’Rourke challenged the Texas governor, lieutenant governor, Uvalde mayor, senator, et al. at a press conference yesterday, and the Texas Tribune reports, “‘You are doing nothing,’ O’Rourke said. ‘You are offering up nothing. You said this was not predictable. This was totally predictable when you choose not to do anything.’… Some of the Republican officials onstage quickly denounced O’Rourke. U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz told him, ‘Sit down and don’t play this stunt.’ Patrick told O’Rourke he was ‘out of line and an embarrassment.’ And Uvalde Mayor Don McLaughlin gave the most colorful response. ‘I can’t believe that you’re a sick son of a bitch that would come to a deal like this to make a political issue,’ [Uvalde Mayor] McLaughlin said.”

I am going to lose my m*****f***ing G.D. mind with these RepubliKKKlans, evil evangelicals, MAGA morons, and QAnon kooks. And I am similarly disgusted by most dumbass Democrats — except for O’Rourke — for falling into the same old RepubliKKKlan trap after every gun massacre. After every gun massacre RepubliKKlans immediately, without fail, claim that any discussion, commentary, reflection, and thinking on the means (i.e., guns) of the tragedy is politicizing the issue. And right on cue, dumbass Democrats go right into defensive mode, which invariably leaves RepubliKKKlans with the upper hand in controlling the narrative as to what will not be done to fix America’s death cult love affair with guns, for RepubliKKKlans always blame everyone and everything else on these routine massacres, except themselves and guns. Of course, becoming defense is the wrong political move — imagine that dumbass Democrats choosing the wrong political tactic. It never fails. F***ing weak, stupid Democrats.

The correct political tactic is to embrace the politics of every gun massacre! The only way to fix this problem — short of civil war — is through the political process, so you’re f***ing G.D. right we should be politicizing these events! Every time! Immediately! How or why is this so f***ing G.D. difficult to understand for Democrats? Why the f*** can’t dumbass Democrats just for f***ing once go against conventional wisdom and embrace the politics of guns after mass-death-by-gun events instead of getting stuck on lovey-feely B.S.? The problem with Democrats and people more generally is that they don’t get angry enough and stay angry long enough. For the love of f***ing God in all of f***ing heaven, why can’t democrats take the fight to these RepubliKKKlan killers? This! This is why people are so f***ing frustrated with Democrats. We know who the enemy of the state is. We know who the enemy of the people is. It is the RepubliKKKlan Party, yet dumbass Democrats are too afraid to fight back, especially when it comes to gun control. America is so f***ed. Just wait until RepubliKKKlans take back control of the House next year and traitor trump returns to the White House. America will be unrecognizable all because Democrats failed to be courageous at every opportunity. I expected nothing less. Welcome to stupid America!

Climate Change: No One Cares

An excellent three-part series on Frontline titled “The Power of Big Oil: Denial, Doubt, Delay” is beyond infuriating to watch. Although nothing the documentary covers is new to me, as I have lived through just about all the history of climate change in America, it is a fantastic primer for the uninitiated and a grim reminder that humanity really has f***ed itself, that RepubliKKKlans single-handedly ushered in the demise of the planet, and that, of course, no one cares. I’m sure people are tired of me regurgitating my “no one cares” mantra. Still, all one needs to do is look around them, witness the current political environment of America, and recall its not-so-distant political past to understand that no matter how bad things become, nothing ever changes for the better. Hence, if awful circumstances persist, then what else am I to conclude except that people just don’t f***ing care. They! Do! Not! Watch the series to convince yourself.

If you think America’s backsliding with regard to civil rights, elections, democracy, and race relations is a recent phenomenon, then don’t kid yourself. When it comes to climate change, America has been backsliding for decades. Climate change is yet one more political issue voters claim to care about, yet they continue to vote for the RepubliKKKlan Party, which thinks it’s all a hoax — traitor trump. And, naturally, dumbass Democrats have been nothing but a bunch of f***ing weak p*ssies in the face of RepubliKKKlan propaganda and political ruthlessness. Whatever! As I’ve said countless times, it’s already too late, morons. We are beyond the tipping point. Despite scientists’ efforts to sound the alarm on climate change for the last 40 years, they have always been behind the eightball with their projections; climate scientists thought they were being conservative by overestimating their dire predictions, but reality seems to prove that the scientific consensus was always a bit too sanguine. And the world is doubling down on fossil fuels. Mark my words! Humanity is about to reap what it has sown over the last two generations. Welcome to stupid America!

Americans Are Dumb

This headline and graph say absolutely everything one needs to know about stupid America. The nation is and always has been about the entertainment, which is why morons of America elected traitor trump. It is why the “entertainment” factor keeps him and all his acolytes popular. It’s the entertainment, stupid! It’s also why critically important political issues like abortion, other civil rights, and gun control will not save Democrats in the midterms because Americans don’t want a unified, functional government. They want the chaos of RepubliKKKlans versus Democrats. Or, if they’re indifferent to chaos, then they’re too busy to vote because people can’t be bothered — they’re favorite streaming program is on! Whatever the reasoning, the reality show must go on, and a well-functioning democracy must suffer. Welcome to stupid America!

30% — Requirement for Revolution

What is the minimum requirement of craziness to induce a revolution? Thirty percent! According to MarketWatch, “With anti-immigrant rhetoric bubbling over in the leadup to this year’s critical midterm elections, about 1 in 3 U.S. adults believes an effort is underway to replace U.S.-born Americans with immigrants for electoral gains [aka Great Replacement Theory]. About 3 in 10 also worry that more immigration is causing U.S.-born Americans to lose their economic, political and cultural influence, according to a poll by the Associated Press–NORC Center for Public Affairs Research.”

Look, f***tards! I’m not going to comment much on this because the conclusions are manifest: This is what a dying democracy looks like. America is that dying nation, not because of immigrants but because of homegrown white supremacists. If people think that 30 percent is still too little of a “minority” to throw this nation into civil war, then they have not been paying attention to everything since traitor trump “won” in 2016. Thirty percent is just enough to steal close elections, especially when one party is apathetic and not paying attention. Unfortunately, dumbass Democrats are entirely incompetent to tackle the problem head-on as it should be, and RepubliKKKlans are actually welcoming domestic terrorism because it will propel them to permanent political power. Mark my words! One would think voters could discern between one party that wants to preserve America’s democracy and one that wants to subvert it. But fear not, morons of America. You guys can’t! Welcome to stupid America. The end is coming.

‘How Dumb Can a Nation Get and Still Survive?’

Not too often that a Washington Post writer parrots my idea! Eugene Robinson writes, “T.S. Eliot wrote that the world ends ‘not with a bang but a whimper,’ but I fear our great nation is careening toward a third manner of demise: descent into lip-blubbering, self-destructive idiocy. … How dumb can a nation get and still survive? Idiotically, we seem determined to find out.” (As an aside, I appreciate that he quotes my favorite poet.) But, unfortunately, he only poses the question; I have countless times presupposed the same question in my writings for well over a year, and I have answered it quite directly every chance I get: America cannot survive! Americans are too stupid for the country to survive — right now! For the love of f***ing Christ! What is the name of my website? Look, morons of America — and may I remind the readers it is only 40 percent of America to which I refer but guess what? Forty percent stupid is still collectively m*****f***ing G.D. stupid! — America displayed its full-on stupidity the second the mob elected the dumbest person in the history of our nation, traitor trump, to be president. Full stop! And the collective national intelligence has only degraded since then. MAGA morons have only become more entrenched in their stupidity. Indeed, not even COVID can kill off MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, evil evangelicals, and QAnon f***tards fast enough to make a difference. Literally, vast swaths of the population in red states and red counties in blue states would need to die off to see a collective improvement in American idiocracy. In the end, nevertheless, welcome to trump stupid America. We’re doomed! Thanks, morons!

‘The Great MAGA King’

Biden calls traitor trump “The Great MAGA King.” Ugh! Kill me now! I can’t anymore. I just f***ing can’t with dumbass Democrats. They have no sense or concept of pejoratives. Biden intended the remark to be an insult. And for a person who is the leader of the free world and head of a domestic political party that still believes in democracy, one may understand the slur, but that says too much about the American audience. To be sure, RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks embrace Biden’s dig because they hate democracy and would rather have king traitor trump. Instead of Biden cutting the MAGA movement, he just gave them something to embrace. Naturally, that’s the problem with the political fecklessness of the Democratic Party. They have no idea how to fight verbally, politically, or psychically. And this is why America’s democracy is doomed in the face of an anti-democratic, pro-king political opposition. Democrats have no chance. Welcome to stupid America.