Reporting from Axios, “Afghanistan President Ashraf Ghani said on Sunday that he will not release 5,000 Taliban prisoners ahead of peace talks next week, as laid out in a peace agreement that the U.S. signed with the Taliban on Saturday, according to AP. Why it matters: Ghani’s public disagreement with the contents of the agreement presents the first major hurdle in its implementation, which is crucial to ending America’s longest war.” Once again! Once again! Traitor trump and his administration do all these agreements and meetings and announcements just to get f***ing positive headlines. Clearly, this is another instance when traitor trump rolls out his plan about what he thinks should be done or “accomplished” without consulting the buy-in from all other relevant parties. This is why Afghanistan is saying not so fast. Traitor trump is doing whatever it takes — ill-advisedly — just to be able to say that he’s ending wars, neutralized the North Korean threat, brought peace to the Middle East, WALL! Of course, he needs the photo op, too.
Israel Election No. Three
According to Haaretz, “There is no doubt that the polls have been trending Netanyahu’s way over the past few days.” It doesn’t matter if a conservative is Christian, Jewish, Muslim, white, black, brown, yellow, male, female, straight, or gay; all conservatives have the same basic characteristics, which include, to name just a few, selfishness, heartless, greed, unempathetic, vile, unintelligent, and all the -ists and -phobias that apply. They are also persistent. So, I have no doubt conservative Israelis will gladly re-elect Netanyahu as their corrupt and indicted prime minister while Israeli progressives and moderates will have given up by this third election. It is always the same around the world. With enough time and opportunities, conservatives eventually browbeat progressives and liberals into submission, and progressives and liberals let conservatives do so. Welcome to stupid humanity.
Third World Diseases
According to CNN, “The Chinese province at the center of the novel coronavirus outbreak reported a record spike in deaths Thursday, bringing the total number to more than 1,300 people globally, as experts warned the epidemic could ‘create havoc’ in less prepared countries.” I’m getting really sick of third-world diseases (Novel Coronavirus, SARS, MERS) becoming global epidemics because backward societies think it’s normal or a good idea to eat bats, rats, monkeys, and the like. All these diseases seem to start when human beings eat or f*** wild animals they shouldn’t be eating or f***ing. Stick to (eating, not f***ing) livestock, people, and not things found dead on the roadside nor look like something from the living dead nor a distant relative on the evolutionary tree! F*** me! Welcome to stupid humanity!
Close the Airports While Launching a Missle Attack, Idiots!
From CNN, “Iran admitted Saturday that it mistakenly shot down a Ukrainian passenger jet, blaming human error and ‘US adventurism’ for the crash that left 176 people dead.” I don’t think “US adventurism” is the fault of a moronic Iran that failed to shut down air traffic while it launched a missile attack on another country. How f***ing stupid does one have to be to forget to do this? I suppose trump stupid. It drives me absolutely G.D. crazy when people misplace blame. There is a huge f***ing difference between direct cause and effect and antecedents. Escalating tension between the U.S. and Iran is the antecedent to the situation, but Iran allowing commercial flights to continue while they let missiles fly is just pure incompetence. Whatever happened to their claim that is was “scientifically impossible” for the plane to have been blown out of the sky by Iran? F*** me! I hope these aren’t the same scientists that are working on their nuclear program! Or they really will poke an eye out!
Axios said it well, “Iran lied about the mass murder of 176 people because a trigger-happy idiot shot down a civilian Ukrainian plane taking off from Tehran. The regime looks like dishonest incompetents on the global stage.”
Irony Much
According to Axios, “32 people were killed and 190 people were injured in a stampede at a funeral procession for Iranian general Qasem Soleimani in his hometown of Kerman, according to Iranian state television, reports the AP.” LOL. Does anyone else see the irony here? Anyone at all? Anyone? Is there any moron out there who sees the irony in this situation? More Iranians have died by other Iranians in the name of Soleimani than the U.S. has killed in his name. LOL. Welcome to stupid humanity! I’m amazed we eventually managed to walk upright!
Hello, Stupid People!
From CNN, “The Trump administration is already in danger of losing control of the swift chain reaction and political storm unleashed by its killing of Iran’s top general, Qasem Soleimani. President Donald Trump’s claim that the drone strike last week made Americans safer is being challenged by cascading events that appear to leave the US more vulnerable and isolated.” Hello, f***ing dumbass idiot f***tards. “Already in danger of losing?” WTF! OMG! I hate stupid people! Morons at this point should just go kill themselves for being so stupid. No, traitor trump has lost control. Once again this is the problem: people just don’t understand and ignore what they see in front of their faces. How is this so f***ing hard to understand? Mark my words, morons. We are at war with Iran at this very moment and traitor trump started it. It’s always been low-grade, but traitor trump keeps turning up the heat unnecessarily. So, thanks to RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons for destroying America. Congratulations, stupid America! I hope all traitor trump supporters die, quickly!
And So It Begins
According to Axios, “Three Americans were killed in an attack by terrorist group al-Shabab Sunday morning on a military base in Kenya’s Lamu County used by American and Kenyan military personnel, U.S. Africa Command confirmed in a statement Sunday.” Don’t think for a second that this new World War III is going to be mano a mano — the U.S. vs Iran. No! This is not only going to be Iranian sleeper cells becoming woke but it will also include other sympathetic groups who will test America’s strength and our allies across the globe. And, of course, Israel is permanently in the crosshairs; so much for traitor trump being the best thing to ever happen to that country. They deserve it though! What the f*** did they expect would happen to a country that sucked up to his ego so much? The moron thinks he has the blessing of the world to do whatever he wants — because no country has adequately put traitor trump in his place — so now he’s starting to do just that with ever-more recklessness. Congratulations f***tards! RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons have really f***ed up this country for good now. Apparently, I am the only one who sees this blunder for precisely what it is: the irrevocable start of WW III. I’m right about this, idiots. Mark my words, f***tards! Welcome to trump stupid America. We’re safer already! Un-f***ing-believable!
That’s a Lie and We’re F***ed
According to Axios, “Secretary of State Mike Pompeo told CNN’s ‘New Day’ on Friday that the U.S. strike that killed Iranian general Qasem Soleimani was meant to disrupt an ‘imminent’ attack against Americans in the Middle East.”
Anyone who thinks this is part of some grand traitor trump strategy to deal with Iran is a f***ing G.D. moron of the highest f***ing order. It is not! This is traitor trump unleashed with a yes-man as Secretary of Defense. This is traitor trump winging it — as usual. He has no idea how to deal with the consequences of what amounts to a state-sanctioned assassination, and he certainly did not consider consequences beforehand. Assassinations have caused a world war before — it’s called World War I. Now, I know most people are too f***ing stupid to have a firm comprehension of world history because this is stupid America where most morons think world history started with the founding of the country.
No! Rather, traitor trump is merely blustering, but it is a severe miscalculation because Iran will not rollover. Of course, this has been the overarching problem with every other world leader sucking up to traitor trump: it has given him a sense of impunity. No one has ever pushed back and so here we are. Traitor trump fully expects Iran will eventually back down or do nothing. Just wait. Welcome to trump stupid America. Always dumber today than the day before it.
Another Endless Hot War Started Today
Congratulations, f***tards! Stupid America voted for this! Just the opposite of what traitor trump vowed not to do, but everything he says is a lie while MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans drag us all into a national disaster. Get ready morons of America! Just to be clear f***tards: starting a war with Iran is nothing like war with a failed state like Iraq or Afganistan. I can’t! So many stupid people. Welcome to trump stupid America!
Conservatives Love Corruption
From CNN, “Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu … Likud party is holding a primary election that will determine whether he will remain its leader, a position Netanyahu has held for more than a decade. Gideon Saar is looking to unseat Netanyahu, who is facing criminal indictment on charges of bribery, fraud and breach of trust in a trio of criminal investigations.” I have no doubt conservatives — no matter where in the world — will re-elect their corrupt leadership. It’s what they do! They love the corruption; it is part of their nature — conservative politicians and voters alike.