According to the AP, “It is ‘highly likely’ that Iran shot down the civilian Ukrainian jetliner that crashed near Tehran late Tuesday, killing all 176 people on board, U.S., Canadian and British officials declared Thursday. They said the fiery missile strike could well have been a mistake amid rocket launches and high tension throughout the region.” OMG! I did not think it was actually possible to make traitor trump look like a f***ing genius, but between Iranians stampeding themselves to death at Soleimani’s funeral and shooting down a commercial airliner at their own airport filled with mostly Iranian passengers, it seems that Iran is an international comedy of errors. LOL. Seriously! No, no! It is funny (and tragic). I’m not sure what part of “Hello, stupid!” is so difficult to understand. Iran heats up matters by launching missiles at American targets in Iraq, perhaps not fully knowing how America will respond, yet they fail to shut down the airports and non-military air traffic within their own airspace. One could not make this crap up! It is probably a good thing (for Iran) that an all-out war did not break out because at this rate Iran would have killed every one of their citizens by accident before we even activated our forces. Welcome to stupid humanity! And I thought MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, and Evangelicals were the paragon of stupidity.
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From CNN, “From 2016 to 2017, the United States saw its largest-ever single-year drop in overall cancer deaths, a 2.2% plunge spurred in part by a sharp decline in lung cancer deaths, according to the report, published Wednesday in CA: A Cancer Journal for Clinicians.” When it comes to medical advancement I am a full-speed-ahead-damn-the-consequences person. And that means using stem cell tissues from abortions which, of course, Evangelical morons are against. In fact, Christian idiots are basically against all progress, including medical — vaccinations! Which brings me to the point. While this is good news for cancer survivors, I think MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans should be exempt from cancer treatments. These are the same morons against the ACA, so I say let insurance companies deny their claims and drop them from coverage for pre-existing (and existing) conditions. If I’ve said it once then I’ve said it a thousand times: I’m sick of conservatives benefiting from progressive policies and legislation. Let people live the consequences and convictions of their vote. Welcome to stupid America!
From Politico, “Former national security adviser John Bolton said Monday he would testify if subpoenaed as part of the Senate’s impeachment trial of President Donald Trump. Bolton, who was asked to testify as part of the House’s impeachment inquiry but refused to appear for a deposition, said in a statement he wants to meet his’ obligations’ both as a citizen and as a former top presidential adviser.” Oh, yeah. As if! Of course, the morons of the MSM were tripping all over this “breaking news.” Apparently, this was so earth-shattering that it pushed WW III news off the top of the newscast. It was the “game-changer!” Traitor trump and the turtle are in trouble now! How can the turtle resist the zero RepubliKKKlans calling for Bolton to testify?
Un-f***ing-believable. I swear to f***ing God! It is impossible to discern who is dumber: MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, some Democrats, or the MSM. Not once did the MSM question the sincerity and likelihood of Bolton actually testifying, which are both zero. As usual, the storyline is what will the Senate do? Oh, dear f***ing Lord! What will RepubliKKKlans in the Senate do now? These are absolutely stupid questions meant for the average moron viewer because the answer today is the same as it was yesterday, as it was a week ago, a month ago, since traitor trump took office: nothing! Watching MSM treat this “news” as if anything changed is so infuriating and mind-numbingly stupid.
Don’t worry. There is enough stupidity to go around! Naturally, dumbass Democrats will do nothing either. It’s been nearly 24 hours since Bolton’s announcement, and not a single House Democrat has called for him to testify in the House because this is stupid America. So, let me see if I understand this correctly. Bolton hides behind others’ lawsuits not to testify, and, like clockwork, the House withdrew its subpoena because the courts were going to take too long, effectively rendering the entire argument moot. Now, Bolton suddenly has a “change of heart” by offering to testify in the Senate when there is zero chance of that ever happening — mark my words, morons. Wow! How brave of him! Welcome to stupid America. Dumbass Democrats are f***ing us over more than MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans!
From CNN, “The Trump administration is already in danger of losing control of the swift chain reaction and political storm unleashed by its killing of Iran’s top general, Qasem Soleimani. President Donald Trump’s claim that the drone strike last week made Americans safer is being challenged by cascading events that appear to leave the US more vulnerable and isolated.” Hello, f***ing dumbass idiot f***tards. “Already in danger of losing?” WTF! OMG! I hate stupid people! Morons at this point should just go kill themselves for being so stupid. No, traitor trump has lost control. Once again this is the problem: people just don’t understand and ignore what they see in front of their faces. How is this so f***ing hard to understand? Mark my words, morons. We are at war with Iran at this very moment and traitor trump started it. It’s always been low-grade, but traitor trump keeps turning up the heat unnecessarily. So, thanks to RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons for destroying America. Congratulations, stupid America! I hope all traitor trump supporters die, quickly!
From the AP, “Iraq’s Parliament called for the expulsion of U.S. troops from the country Sunday in reaction to the American drone attack that killed a top Iranian general. Lawmakers approved a resolution asking the Iraqi government to end the agreement under which Washington sent forces to Iraq more than four years ago to help in the fight against the Islamic State group. A pullout of the estimated 5,200 U.S. troops could cripple the fight against ISIS and allow its resurgence.” F*** it all! F***tards of America have royally f***ed the world, so I give up. The only way people are going to actually get angry enough to do something is if the entire system burns down, which means millions must die! Welcome to trump stupid America! I wish RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons all die in WW III!
According to Axios, “Three Americans were killed in an attack by terrorist group al-Shabab Sunday morning on a military base in Kenya’s Lamu County used by American and Kenyan military personnel, U.S. Africa Command confirmed in a statement Sunday.” Don’t think for a second that this new World War III is going to be mano a mano — the U.S. vs Iran. No! This is not only going to be Iranian sleeper cells becoming woke but it will also include other sympathetic groups who will test America’s strength and our allies across the globe. And, of course, Israel is permanently in the crosshairs; so much for traitor trump being the best thing to ever happen to that country. They deserve it though! What the f*** did they expect would happen to a country that sucked up to his ego so much? The moron thinks he has the blessing of the world to do whatever he wants — because no country has adequately put traitor trump in his place — so now he’s starting to do just that with ever-more recklessness. Congratulations f***tards! RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons have really f***ed up this country for good now. Apparently, I am the only one who sees this blunder for precisely what it is: the irrevocable start of WW III. I’m right about this, idiots. Mark my words, f***tards! Welcome to trump stupid America. We’re safer already! Un-f***ing-believable!
CNN reports, “The incident led to threats of retaliation from Iran’s government and the escalation of tensions between the US and Iran. It sparked fears on social media of a war between the two countries and the possibility of another military draft in the US.” Congratu-f***ing-lations to all the f***ing morons of America! This is what the MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, and every other person too stupid to care about elections have brought upon America! Just to be clear: this is not young people scrambling to enlist out of a patriotic sense of duty. One does not go to the Selective Service website for that; one goes to the nearest recruiting office! No, this is a bunch of young people worried the f*** that yet another RepubliKKKlan president is going to drag us into yet another pointless war — and he will (already has).
This is what happens when people don’t vote! So, here we are once again. RepubliKKKlans (Bush I and Bush II) get into office and literally destroy everything only to have Democrats (Clinton and Obama) get elected to fix RepubliKKKlan messes and once they do only to have voters invariably and promptly reward Democrats by voting them out of office for Lord knows what f***ing reason. Boredom I suppose. I guess the f***tards of America get sick of peace and prosperity under Democrats so they feel the need to just f*** everything up. So, I say f*** it up! F*** this! I’m over it! Morons, especially progressives, in this country need a big wake-up call and that wake-up call really does need to be a re-setting of the country. It is the same f***ing cycle decade after decade. I am f***ing sick of progressives/moderates outnumbering conservatives in America, yet it is always conservative politicians and policies that win out. I am sick of the minority ruling over the majority because the majority is just too apathetic and stupid to vote. So, if people don’t want to participate in democracy to protect it then I say bring back the draft f***ing immediately. F***! If people don’t want to vote then they can go fight and die instead. If MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans want to follow traitor trump off the cliff then they can go fight and die too! Maybe then people will start paying attention. Yeah…not!
I seriously hope MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans are the first ones to die in this new war! I’ve said it so many f***ing times before, that people should live according to their vote. Let traitor trump supporters go fight. Let them go to die. Welcome to trump stupid America — the dumbest f***ing place on the planet.
Congratulations, f***tards! Stupid America voted for this! Just the opposite of what traitor trump vowed not to do, but everything he says is a lie while MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans drag us all into a national disaster. Get ready morons of America! Just to be clear f***tards: starting a war with Iran is nothing like war with a failed state like Iraq or Afganistan. I can’t! So many stupid people. Welcome to trump stupid America!
According to The Conversation, “But after years of teaching on protests, uprisings and revolutions, it seems to me the U.S. is currently showing all the signs political scientists and historians would identify in retrospect as conducive to a revolutionary uprising.” F***! I hope there is a revolutionary war in the U.S. We need it! It is time to clear out the vileness that are RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons. Bring it, please! When traitor trump gets re-elected, then it will be once again a majority of the population having voted for another person, yet traitor trump wins. I think citizens will have had it — they better have had it! (But probably not.) I don’t know how much longer the majority will tolerate being ruled over by the minority. Probably forever, actually, because this is stupid America where apathy is our middle name.
From Axios, “The interviews, given by members of the platoon members that served under Gallagher, break the SEALs’ unwritten code of silence and describe their leader as violent, ‘evil’ and ‘toxic’ — in contrast with Trump’s portrayal of him as a hero.” This is America now — a traitor president that condones evil behavior because his RepubliKKKlan and MAGA moron supporters are also evil and vile people who, in a perfect world, should have been smothered during childhood. How much more proof does one need to understand that the RepubliKKKlan party attracts the worst people of America’s society? Welcome to trump stupid America!