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Stupid People Still Expecting … Something

Axios reports, “Sources say Leonard Leo and other Federalist Society stalwarts were shocked and floored by how weak the decision was. ‘What was the dance … all about if this was going to be the end result?’ a conservative leader asked.” Of course, only MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlan f***tards still think that traitor trump is some kind of political genius who’s playing ten-dimensional chess while everyone else is still flinging their poop and playing with their penis. It is useless! Seriously! All of it is useless. It is useless to try and reason with these morons, to make them see the logic of traitor trump’s failures, to have them admit they are as stupid as they really are, and to admit they have been played. No! It is useless! Racists and f***tards are all in with traitor trump because they are profoundly trump stupid people. Welcome to stupid America!

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QAnon: Moronic America

From Rolling Stone, “The theory that Kennedy was alive and running Q arose in June 2018, after the anonymous poster behind Q briefly went dark. Another anonymous poster, ‘R,’ showed up on the QAnon forums on the website 8chan and started dropping hints that JFK Jr. had faked his death to avoid being targeted by members of the deep-state conspiracy and was actually Q.” If only I could believe that this trend is one collective attempt to troll America, but it is not! To be sure, this is simply a too large slice of American stupidity on full display. These f***ing Scheiße-for-brains f***tards actually believe this crap! Even if it is a handful that defines trump stupid of America, they exemplify the larger population of MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans perfectly. We, as a country, would do well to put these idiots out of their misery for having to live with a level of intellect that defies belief. So much stupidity! Welcome to stupid America!

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Another Idiot Traitor [T]rump Voter Testimonial

From The Weekly, “I’m sure you had more people around her voting for Trump, including myself because he promised to bring jobs back. We need competitive manufacturing jobs. I really don’t care if it’s Democrat or Republican, female, black, white, I don’t care. Whoever’s in there, you need to put American workers first and Americans working first. They’re going to get to the point in this country where people have had enough. You know, without the ability to feed my family and pay for my children and feed my children, what am I as a man?” Once again, this is more proof that morons voted for traitor trump. Apparently, these supremely stupid people thought that somehow a “businessman” who owned a small (by most standards) family-owned and family-run real estate “empire” where much of his revenue was earned by naming rights and his reality TV show was knowledgable enough and capable enough to understand how to bring back manufacturing jobs to America. These f***tards also thought that somehow a “businessman” who filed for bankruptcy at least three times was the right person to make American manufacturing great again. These trump stupid people also thought that somehow a billionaire who literally craps on a golden toilet understands the plight of the working American. These f***tards deserve what they get for voting for idiot traitor trump. I have no problem wishing the worst for them because the only way to weed out stupidity from voting for the dumbest person in the world is to prevent them from voting again. Welcome to stupid America!

Can I just express my f***ing frustration with these same patriotic MAGA morons who apparently have no problem wearing an American flag patch (referring to the video image) facing the wrong f***ing direction — that is by military standards, which, of course, every MAGA moron and RepubliKKKlan claims to revere more than any other institution in the whole wide world! It aggravates me to no end when these “uber-patriotic” (which excludes everyone else not like themselves — aka Democrats — who must then be traitors by their definition) morons do not know any better by wearing their so-revered symbol of American patriotism and love of country incorrectly! Yeah, technically, it’s not wrong, but it just looks stupid. Imagine running with the flag on a pole on a windless day; the direction in which the flag waves is how it should appear as a patch on the arm. Un-f***ing-believable! Only in stupid America do MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans run around the country accusing others of their lack of patriotism and love of country, yet they have no f***ing clue how to wear the American flag on their own person respectfully or how to display the flag correctly — as I am reminded of countless tattered flags blazing behind a Ford F-150. Yeah, I’m talking to those f***tard “hee-haw” types that like to drive around with their frayed American flag on full display as if to say: “Look at me, I’m a patriot.” But I digress. Welcome to stupid, stupid, stuuuuupid America! I’m running out of ways to uniquely express the notion.

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What Good Is a Strong Economy to Dead People?

An Axios headline reads: “Trump’s approval rating hits highest point, but Biden leads poll.” Since James Carville unintentionally coined the phrase “The economy, stupid” during Clinton’s 1992 presidential campaign I think the relevance on the “stupid” part has been misunderstood. In a rather not-so-subtle way, the phrase is derisive. It (rightly) suggests that people are the stupid masses that worry about the economy above all else; that a strong economy is the foundation of a free (democratic) society. In fact, it is America’s free society that is conducive to a strong economy, not vice versa. Like so many things in trump stupid America, the logic of societal beliefs is routinely backward! Take, for example, the Affordable Care Act. Traitor trump still wants to repeal it completely without offering any replacement (he claims to be concerned about people with pre-existing conditions, but he’s not), yet idiots in this country seem to forget this even though it is almost always the voters’ top concern. So, people seem to relish the freedom to die from unaffordable health care as long as traitor trump keeps spurring an economy where a family only requires three jobs (instead of four) among parents to survive. Un-f***ing-believable! Welcome to stupid America. Bread and circus stupidity here!

Moreover, these new poll results are well after the images of immigrant holding conditions, which only reinforces that this country really just doesn’t f***ing care. It really doesn’t! F***tards in this country don’t care how brown people are treated. As long as the average MAGA moron and RepubliKKKlan have someone to hate then they are happier than ever. Nothing traitor trump does should encourage higher approval ratings, yet they continue to inch up because this is a f***ing G.D. trump stupid country and we may have to actually wait for the idiots and morons to die off before turning the corner. Mark my words. There is more stupidity out there than we know!

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‘Inept,’ ‘Insecure’ and ‘Incompetent’

From CNN, “Diplomatic cables sent from the United Kingdom’s ambassador to the United States back to London describe President Donald Trump as ‘inept,’ ‘insecure’ and ‘incompetent,’ a UK government official confirmed Saturday to CNN.” Of course! The only people who don’t believe this of traitor trump are trump stupid MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans because this is stupid America. It’s never stupid enough here! Welcome to stupid America!

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Dumbest F***ing Man in History

USA Today recounts a portion of the traitor trump Independence Day speech, “‘Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rocket’s red glare it had nothing but victory. And when dawn came, their star-spangled banner waved defiant [sic].’” This man is so f***ing G.D. stupid it’s a wonder that he can feed himself or go to the bathroom without assistance. Yeah, this is a trump stupid country alright where such nonsensical speak from the “leader” of the free world constantly passes for normal and acceptable. If this were a Democratic president (or worse from the mouth of a black man) then conservatives would be ridiculing a liberal for not knowing the country’s history or being careless in the delivery of the speech; however, since this is traitor trump his MAGA moron supporters and RepubliKKKlans don’t care that he comes off as a fool and clearly someone who reads anything put in front of him (can you say Ron Burgundy). Yeah, I have no doubt that his speech writers are as dumb as the boss so throwing in a reference to airports during the Revolutionary War is perfectly logical (to them). Of course, worse still, if traitor trump stumbled during the speech and decided to adlib about airports then he truly is as trump stupid as the term defines. No matter what. Traitor trump is constantly saying stupid stuff which the morons in this country reward him for because they are too stupid to realize that their dear leader is the dumbest person in the world. Welcome to stupid America. One year older and more stupid today than it was yesterday!

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Drain the Swap!

From the AP, “Grassley said in a statement to AP that some of the nation’s largest farms are receiving huge subsidies ‘through underhanded legal tricks. They’re getting richer off the backs of taxpayers while young and beginning farmers are priced out of the profession. This needs to end. The Department of Agriculture needs to re-evaluate its rules for awarding federal funds and conduct more thorough oversight of where it’s funneling taxpayer dollars.’” Whhhhhat? How can this be? I thought traitor trump drained the swamp! I thought he was going to be for the little guy! I thought trade wars were easy to win! Naturally, everything traitor trump says is a f***ing lie, but the MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans think the idiot in chief is a f***ing G.D. genius saint. So, in reality, the small farmers are getting f***ed (if they voted for traitor trump then they deserve it), while the large agribusinesses cash in. Yup! Traitor trump is farmers’ savior, and I have no doubt they will vote for him again because this is a trump stupid country!

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American Pride

From Axios, “Americans’ pride in the U.S. has hit its lowest point since Gallup first asked the question in 2001: 70% of U.S. adults say they’re proud to be Americans; fewer than half (45%) are ‘extremely’ proud.” Imagine that! A minority of f***ing G.D. morons elects an idiot as president to literally rule over the majority and suddenly people are feeling the least prideful since the measure has been recorded. Welcome to trump stupid America. When the f*** will this country f***ing wake up and learn we live in a land of tyranny by the minority over the majority? Time after time, example after example the minority of Americans impose their will against the will of the majority. Climate change and the Paris agreement, gun control and background checks, access to quality affordable health care and drug prices, a woman’s right to control her own body, progressive taxation (the rich pay more), and money in elections name a few causes off the top of my head. While the majority of people favor these progressive ideas, we get a minority party controlling the government that continuously tries to roll back progress. Hello, f***tards! Living in a democracy takes work! It doesn’t happen automatically, but apparently, idiots of America seem to think by not voting things will somehow improve. What happens when people fail to vote? We get a country ruled by MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans! So, congratu-f***ing-lations. We have the government we deserve, which most people seem to dislike, and I expect citizens will be too apathetic and too lazy to want to make a change, which is why traitor trump is going to get re-elected because stupid can’t be fixed overnight! I can’t. I just f***ing can’t anymore. So much stupidity! Stupid people everywhere. Everywhere stupid people.

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Bested by China

From MarketWatch: “Because it [traitor trump’s capitulation] shows the president won’t go to the wall to fundamentally change the U.S.’s trade relationship with the world’s second-biggest economy. The Chinese president has clearly calculated his American counterpart is unwilling to do anything that would threaten his support among key constituencies, like farmers, as the 2020 election looms. (President Trump also has backed down big time from his bellicose talk on North Korea and now appears ready to tacitly accept Pyongyang as a nuclear power.)” Of course, he did because this is stupid f***ing America! The MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans elected the dumbest person in the world who is also the worst negotiator and businessman in the world to lead America and naturally he has accomplished nothing for America except killing people! Yet, idiots in the country think he is doing his job well. F*** it! The country was lost the second traitor trump was elected to office. Welcome to trump stupid America! It’s game over!

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Oh, So He Caved

From CNN, “The Trump administration is mulling a potential deal with North Korea that would accept the country as a nuclear power if it freezes its existing nuclear programs in exchange for the US lifting its ‘most onerous’ sanctions against the country, The New York Times reported Sunday.” In other words, traitor trump, the master “negotiator” is thinking of caving. We’ll lift sanctions if they promise to stop developing more weapons, which of course they have breached every promise in the past. Next will be a withdrawal of troops from the peninsula — mark my words, idiots. Japan will not be happy when that happens, but traitor trump doesn’t care because Japan is a democracy, not a dictatorship. Welcome to stupid America where MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans think traitor trump is a “genius” statesman while basically failing to achieve the primary goal of a denuclearized North Korea. This country is so f***ing stupid that it’s mind-numbing.