Dumb Southerners

Referring to traitor trump in a CNN article, “He also bashed Sessions’ decision to recuse himself from the Mueller investigation and delegate overseeing Mueller to Rosenstein, impersonating Sessions with a thick Southern accent.” This is a perfect example of MAGA morons being ridiculed by their own and loving it. I’m not sure what level of stupid must reside in the mind of a MAGA moron to be made fun of and not care. Last I checked, Southerners are still really sensitive about being mocked for their accent (their slow speaking being equated with a slow mind). Apparently, these morons like it when traitor trump insults them, as they laugh and cheer (and jeer) along. I guess Southern conservatives really are that stupid. (Hey f***tard RepubliKKKlans from the South: Your conservative brethren are laughing at you, not with you.) Welcome to stupid America!

What Else Is New?

According to a Politico article, “And after mostly brushing off deficit concerns while pushing through a costly tax-cut plan, the White House now plans to reposition itself as an unlikely enforcer of fiscal responsibility led by its new top budget official, a veteran of the conservative group Heritage Action.” What else is new? This is stupid America! Time after time RepubliKKKlans gain the presidency and run up the national debt or worse (i.e., the Great Recession). Then a Democrat has to come into office to clean up their fiscal disaster, yet RepubliKKKlans are always considered the party of fiscal responsibility. This country is so f***ing stupid it hurts. It seriously hurts to think about the level of idiotic hypocrisy that keeps getting RepubliKKKlans re-elected on the “fiscal responsibility” argument. The rich get richer and the poor get poorer under RepubliKKKlan leadership, so naturally, MAGA morons can’t wait to re-elect traitor trump. Welcome to f***ing G.D. Scheiße-for-brains stupid America!

Welcome to the Scheiße Show

Politico reported, “The rollicking two-hour-plus appearance at the annual Conservative Political Action Conference in Maryland offered the president a brief respite from an otherwise miserable week[.] … Trump, basking in the adoration of the crowd, largely glossed over the North Korea summit’s collapse, instead reviving several of his greatest hits, from rehashing the 2016 election to obsessing over the crowd size at his inauguration.” This entire presidency is one long shtick meant to entertain f***tards. So, a stupid electorate comprised of MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans voted for idiot traitor trump to be president and this is what a stupid country looks like. It is a good thing for traitor trump supporters that breathing is an autonomic body function lest they suffocate otherwise for being so G.D. stupid. Welcome to stupid America!

Brilliant Deal Maker

CNN reports, “The United States and South Korea are expected to announce in the coming days that annual military exercises between the two nations are to be scaled back, according to a US defense official.” Oh, so I guess Kim did get something for nothing after all (two things actually). Un-f***ing-believable. Traitor trump walks away from the meeting looking more like a dotard (that is literally a Kim Jong Un description of traitor trump before the bromance if one recalls) than someone negotiating from a position of strength. If he actually knew what the f*** he was doing he would have understood that the preliminary negotiations were failing completely. So, what? Did he expect to swoop in and fix things because he’s actually a stable genius? Traitor trump did fix a couple of things on Kim’s list: he forgave him for murdering an American and he scaled back these military exercises. What did we get in return? Nothing! Thank you so much MAGA morons for bringing us this national nightmare. Welcome to stupid America!

Dumbass Democrats

CNN reports, “‘I am now writing a final time to request your voluntary cooperation with this investigation,’ Cummings said. “‘I ask that you begin producing all responsive documents immediately, and I request that you begin scheduling transcribed interviews with each witness identified by the Committee.’” OMG! Why? Why? Why? Why are Democrats so f***ing weak all the time? What part of never ask but only demand from RepubliKKKlans and traitor trump do Democrats always fail to understand? Like I have said before, Democrats have no idea how to use what little power they possess. Instead, Democrats needlessly try to be “polite.” Well, f*** that! Seriously, just stop! They are wasting time and energy. Hello, dumbass Democrats! The only things they should be delivering to the White House are subpoenas. Surrounded by MAGA morons and dumbass Democrats. Welcome to stupid America!

Disappointed

Santorum, who is a CNN political commentator, said the following: “‘And again, I don’t understand why the President does this. I am disappointed, to say the least, that he did it.’” Oh, yes. It is the obligatory “disappointed” sentiment from RepubliKKKlans. It is infuriating that disappointment becomes the strongest form of condemnation of traitor trump. Do you know what’s disappointing? Dunkin’ Donuts being out of Boston Kreme donuts is disappointing; you can’t find a new pair of shoes in your size is disappointing; you turn 40 is disappointing. But this is MAGA moron America, so a narcissistic, incompetent, and nearly mentally retarded president stumbling into one diplomatic mess after another is merely “disappointing!” Welcome to f***ing G.D. stupid America!

On Impeachment

I have long believed that the House should not impeach traitor trump, not because he gained the presidency through corrupt means, not because he is truly a horrible human being, not because he was, is, and will always be a criminal, not because he fails to defend the Constitution to benefit his selfish interests, not because he is literally the dumbest president this country has ever had, and not because he is incompetent at the job. No, not for any of these reasons and for many more I have not delineated. The reason the House should not impeach traitor trump is that he will never be convicted in the Senate. I mean that is the end game, so there is absolutely no sense in playing a losing hand. Sorry, people, but RepubliKKKlans will never convict traitor trump, for they are all just as corrupt and vile as he is. Moreover, by surviving impeachment, he will be stronger than ever because this is a stupid country that rewards bad behavior and survivors, no matter how deplorable! Sometimes the Democrats are just as idiotic as the RepubliKKKlans, and those clamoring for impeachment are among those idiots because they fail to see the big picture; they think moving articles of impeachment out of the House is a big win, but it is not. Democrats should just shut up about impeachment. (Some may argue the need to impeach for posterity’s sake, but last I checked posterity doesn’t win elections or change minds.) Unfortunately, other than term limits, this country really has no mechanism for ejecting a horrible president when a corrupt party wants to protect its corrupt leader from impeachment, and sadly we must rely on term limits because idiots like to re-elect incompetent people, since Lord knows the country blindly accepts DOJ’s unwillingness to indict a sitting president, thereby setting the president above the law. It is Idiocracy, U.S.A.

Last, if I have to hear one more f***ing progressive, liberal, or newly enlightened conservative commentator say how the RepubliKKKlan party is in its death throes as it continues to endorse, support, and protect traitor trump or that the latest bombshell revelation is the beginning of the end of traitor trump (it’s been the beginning of the end for him for two years now), then I am going to go f***ing postal. Hello idiots: traitor trump is exactly the leader for which the RepubliKKKlan party and MAGA morons have long been waiting; finally they can discard the guise of decency and concern for the preservation of democracy for the desire of pernicious policies and an autocracy. These people, this party, this vile undercurrent of Americanism is not going anywhere; it’s always been here and it steadfastly remains. Mark my words! Welcome to stupid America!

Unbelievable

Un-f***ing-believable! “‘He felt badly about it. I did speak to him, he felt very badly.’ Trump said. ‘He knew the case very well but knew it later. And you know, you’ve got a lot of people, a big country, and in those prisons and those camps you have a lot of people and some really bad things happened to Otto [Warmbier], some really, really bad things.’” Once again, traitor trump sides with a dictator. A stupid country of MAGA morons elects an idiot as the president who routinely excuses dictators for running dictatorships, and this is what you get. Traitor trump gives Kim a pass on the torture and death of an American. Welcome to stupid America!

Duh!

According to Cohen’s written testimony, “He is a racist. He is a conman. He is a cheat.” Sadly, none of this matters. People who knew this already do not support traitor trump anyway, while those MAGA morons who love him are just as stupid and as much of a racist as he is. Actually, correction: A con artist must be at least slightly smarter than the people he’s trying to con, so in this sense, traitor trump must look like a real (stable) genius to his supporters. Welcome to stupid America!