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Elon Musk Is Just a Snowflake Douche

According to The Daily Beast, “In a tweet in the early hours of Thursday, Musk posted a meme that unfavorably compared Canada’s democratically elected prime minister Justin Trudeau to Adolf Hitler to make some deeply confused point about the anti-vaccine-mandate trucker protests and cryptocurrency.” Ever since I watched his 2018 60 Minutes interview, I never cared for him. For whatever reason that I cannot fully identify or articulate, he just rubs me the wrong way, and his perpetual antics make him even more of a douchebag and a**hole.

And then today from Politico, “Tesla CEO Elon Musk on Thursday accused the Securities and Exchange Commission of a ‘harassment campaign’ aimed at chilling his right to free speech. ‘The SEC seems to be targeting Mr. Musk and Tesla for unrelenting investigation largely because Mr. Musk remains an outspoken critic of the government,’ a lawyer for Musk said in a letter to U.S. District Judge Alison Nathan, who presided over a 2018 SEC settlement with Musk.” Oh, dear f***ing Lord — Snowflake Musk! “Stop picking on me” Musk! What a f***ing joke. For someone who is the richest man on the planet and the head of more than one company, he sure is a whiny baby b*tch. Honestly, he’s just an attention whore, no better and no different than traitor trump. That walking see you next Tuesday enema should keep his mouth shut if he still wants to be the head of multi-billion dollar enterprises. F***! If I were an investor, then I would be livid with his mouth and tweets, but then again, any sane investor would have divested from his businesses the first time he hopped on the crazy train. No one should be buying any of his products, especially his cars, which are riddled with issues.

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Whoopi Wronged

Whoopi was suspended from The View after this exchange reported by NBC News, “‘It’s about the Holocaust, the killing of six million people, but that didn’t bother you?” she said. “If you’re going to do this, then let’s be truthful about it. Because the Holocaust isn’t about race. No, it’s not about race.’ Another host, Joy Behar, responded that the Nazis described Jews as a different race. ‘But it’s not about race,’ Goldberg said. ‘It’s not. It’s about man’s inhumanity to other man.’” Her suspension is ridiculously stupid and wrong.

My initial reaction was Whoopi is not completely wrong, and I still have a hard time accepting her (and my) error. The fault arises from applying today’s conception of race versus the Nazi’s characterization of it, which was decidedly wrong. If their definition of race by today’s interpretation — including their understanding of Arayn — was wrong and misused then how can one be incorrect for saying the Holocaust was not about race? I cannot fault her. Whoopi was right to say it is about man’s inhumanity to another man, with the “other” pulling double duty, although probably not intended in that way by her. It is safe to say the Holocaust was about white (Aryan) supremacy versus everyone else who was simply in the bucket of the “other,” which included socio-economic, disabled, political, religious, sexual orientation, and more distinctions. People died in concentration and death camps (and by other means) for reasons beyond race. I’m quite sure if anyone approached a white person of Jewish faith today and asked them what’s their race then they would most definitely say they’re white, not Jewish. In that regard, of course, being Jewish would not be a consideration for race. So, now we need to ask what is race, exactly?

First, we go to Merriam-Webster. 1a: any one of the groups that humans are often divided into based on physical traits regarded as common among people of shared ancestry; 1b dated: a group of people sharing a common cultural, geographical, linguistic, or religious origin or background; 1c archaic: the descendants of a common ancestor: a group sharing a common lineage. Next, we turn to the U.S. Census Bureau, which typifies our daily experience and understanding of race. Their categories include “White, Black or African American, American Indian or Alaska Native, Asian, Native Hawaiian or Other Pacific Islander.” Notice that Jewish nor Hispanic, for that matter, are listed. The government states, “The racial categories included in the census questionnaire generally reflect a social definition of race recognized in this country and not an attempt to define race biologically, anthropologically, or genetically [emphasis added].” The key part here is “social definition.” In fact, race is a social construct, meaning that society defines it, and clearly the definitions can vary over time and among different societies. Recall the last time you filled out a form that asked for your race. Was Jewish an option?

Not only were Nazis wrong in their classification of Jews but they were also wrong about their own race — Arayn. I was taught there is no such thing as an Aryan race. According to one scholarly work from 1944, “The Aryan myth is now completely discredited among scholars. Ethnologists (outside of Germany) do not speak of an Aryan race any more than they speak of a Jewish race. The German warmongers, in the latter part of the [19th] century, avidly adopted the myth as dressing for the doctrine sometimes called ‘Pan-Germanism’: the doctrine of a race of supermen, destined to dominate the world with the ruthlessness of ancient savagery. … The myth is a modern invention. … The myth was the creation of German linguists and philologist, who confused language relationships with racial stock relationships.” So, it seems Nazis were really good at manipulating fictional races for their own ends. One superman race and one subhuman race. Invented races to create a convenient narrative of “us versus them.”

So, where did Whoopi (and me) go wrong? Well, for Whoopi I can easily imagine her experiences with race necessarily reflects an understanding of it being something primarily defined by skin color. Indeed, we all primarily — nah, singularly — define race by this immutable attribute. To be sure, in Nazi Germany there were blond-haired, blue-eyed citizens who were Jews, right alongside their Protestant and Catholic counterparts. One classification went to the gas chambers and the others did not. Thus, when Whoopi said white Nazis were killing other white people and it wasn’t about race, then she was not entirely wrong by the standard qualifications of race defined by our society today, which is an easy error to make. In short, Whoopi misapplied her lived experience of race to an event in history where race was defined differently given the social mores of the time in Nazi Germany. It was a definition completely incongruous with most people’s definition of race today. It is all too easy to look back in history and declare — rightly — that Araynism and Jews as an inferior race was all nonsense. (Well, most of believe that anyways.) But in the context of the time, we must use the correct definitions, and for Nazis, Jews were a race. We must not forget, lest in so doing we have failed the lessons of history.

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The Only Good Nazi Is a Dead Nazi!

Attribution: Dave Kaup/Reuters

Selecting from The Jerusalem Post, “Participants at a neo-Nazi rally in Orlando, Florida, on Saturday waved Nazi flags and shouted antisemitic and anti-Black slogans, according to the NGO StopAntisemitism.org. The rally was organized by the National Socialist Movement (NSM) and was live-streamed on the American Nazi Party’s website.”

Rise up, America! They may be a minority, but they are no less dangerous, and these sparsely attended rallies belie their true numbers. They are wolves among the sheep of American citizens. So, rise up and exterminate these vermin where ever they scurry.

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Howard Stern Says Hospitals Should Ban COVID Anti-Vaxxers: Yes!

According to Variety, “Howard Stern said on the Jan. 19 episode of his Sirius XM radio show ‘The Howard Stern Show’ that hospitals across the U.S. should not admit patients who are unvaccinated against COVID (via Uproxx). Stern has often used his radio show to speak out against anti-vaxxers, but he was more blunt than ever when he told listeners this week, ‘If it was up to me, anyone unvaccinated would not be admitted to a hospital. At this point, they have been given plenty of opportunity to get the vaccine. … [People] have been told you will die if you get the vaccine. Some of you will live, but most of you will die. [These people] don’t trust our government. They think that there’s some conspiracy to turn them into a magnet or something like this.’ … Just last week, Stern slammed tennis player Novak Djokovic for being unvaccinated and called him ‘a fucking asshole.’ The host added, ‘They should throw him right the fuck out of tennis.’” Could not agree more on all counts. Buh-bye anti-vaxxers! Buh! Bye!

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#Dingbat Donald

Over my Christmas break, I started watching the early seasons of All in the Family, with the iconic main character Archie Bunk, who in the 1970s, represented the Everyman of racists and bigots. Archie Bunker was MAGA before MAGA was MAGA, and watching these sitcom episodes truly evinces the amount of growth and progress America has made during the intervening 50 years since the creation of Mr. Bunker. That progress, of course, is essentially zero. Seriously, listening to the character that the show writers created — as both a person to be mocked yet be completely representative of the times — echos what we hear today. One could easily update the stage set to something current and modify the dialog with today’s references while keeping the intent of the message the same, and the sitcom would be a perfect reflection of the 2000s. Everything Archie does and says about minorities, liberals, “my” president, the government, civil rights, taxes, and so forth back then is exactly the same sentiments that I hear from MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans today. In 50 years, the sitcom has not skipped a beat.

Still, the show was not number one in the Nielsen ratings from 1971 to 1976 for no reason; the show is funny. In fact, there is one catchphrase that I think should come back into vogue: Dingbat! While Archie all too often refers to his wife as a dingbat, I think it can be easily repurposed to greater effect and for a more deserving target: Traitor trump. I think Dingbat Donald is perfect and says it all. It rolls right off the tongue. Now, if only I had the social media clout to make it trend.

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Does Anyone in the Family Bathe?

Source: Oakland County Sheriffs Department

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The Greatest Generation Nears Extinction

According to CNN, “Col. Edward Shames, the last surviving officer of the historic World War II parachute infantry regiment of the US Army known as Easy Company, died Friday at the age of 99. During World War II, Shames ‘was a member of the renowned Easy Company, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne Division now known globally as the ‘Band of Brothers,’ according to the obituary. The story of Easy Company was later immortalized in the HBO miniseries ‘Band of Brothers,’ based on The New York Times bestseller by Stephen E. Ambrose.” It is the generation that was largely shaped by the experiences of the Great Depression and filled the military (and civilian) ranks to fight the Nazis and Fascism during World War II. They are literally the generation that saved western democracy as we know it. Indeed, they are the Greatest Generation and the most revered. Fast forward a couple of generations, and today those shaping the political landscape are destroyers of their ancestors’ legacy. It is perhaps fitting and ironic that the children of the Greatest Generation (Baby Boomers) and their children (Generation X) have so cavalierly failed to take on the mantle of their parents and grandparents to ensure America’s democracy thrives and survives. For what do we have today? Baby Boomers and Generation X are old enough to fill the majority of political posts at all local, state, and federal government levels. Do you want to know why our democracy is backsliding? Look at what the Baby Boomers and Generation X are doing and have been doing to America since Reagan. It is sad that the Greatest Generation saved democracy while their descendants are working to destroy it. This is what happens when institutional and generational memory becomes extinct. Welcome to stupid America. We learn nothing and forget everything here!

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Smash-and-Grab Crime

These smash-and-grab crime sprees are not mere larceny! People should understand this is not simple theft or some crime committed for the thrill of it. No! This is a form of terrorizing the public, who now have to worry about going to the mall. So, do not be duped into thinking these people are just stealing “things.” They are stealing our sense of security. These are violent crimes. Not violence against our physical bodies, but violence against the body of our society. As such, these offenders should really be charged with capital offenses. Seriously, lock them up and throw away the key. I don’t care how young the criminals are. This is one strike, and you’re out! And this is not me turning conservative or being unsympathetic (well, maybe a bit unsympathetic); it’s me just being over it and being sick of people acting like they don’t live within a larger society. Consequently, these criminals need to be removed from civilization — permanently! Let’s save the topic of police reform for another day.

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Rittenhouse 2!

Oh, never mind my previous post predicting a hung jury. After watching his testimony, the judge’s performance, and the prosecutor’s foibles, he’ll be acquitted on all the original felony charges (assuming no lesser included charges) because this is stupid America where we love our vigilantes all in the name of self-defense. (I’m going with an acquittal in 16 hours or less. Any takers?) Everything is self-defense! Boy goes looking for trouble while illegally possessing a firearm and he’s the one claiming self-defense. Eh, I expected nothing less. He’ll get away with it as all white male defendants do. I only hope that America explodes after such a verdict. I keep telling you morons that we are beyond the point of no return. There is no turning back or returning to “normal.” Traitor trump broke this country; the RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons who voted for him and still support him want the country broken. A broken nation cannot stand. The only way is through — through a civil war. Mark my words, f***tards. Mark them well. Welcome to stupid America!

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Rittenhouse!

Look! I’m just going to call it now. Kyle Rittenhouse will not be convicted! It will be a hung jury, and the prosecution will likely re-try him, which will result in another hung jury. Then that will be it. Look, morons. You’re just not going to find a jury of his “peers” where they unanimously see Rittenhouse for the trigger-happy MAGA moron vigilante that he is. There will always be at least one person on any jury who hears his case that sees the doughy white boy as some patriot because ‘MERICA! So, whatever! Welcome to stupid America. F*** yeah! ‘MERICA! ‘MERICA! ‘MERICA!