I Hope Someone Kills Those Two

Source: The Archives of Morons’ Booking Photos

From The Hill, “The GBI announced Thursday evening that Gregory McMichael, 64, and Travis McMichael, 34, will be booked into the Glynn County Jail on charges of murder and aggravated assault.” They look like herp derps. Hey, f***tard! When someone is taking your picture then close your f***ing mouth if you’re not going to smile. Otherwise, you look as mentally f***tarded as you likely are! We don’t want their racist kind here!

Earth Heals for a Hot Second

From the AP, “As people across the globe stay home to stop the spread of the new coronavirus, the air has cleaned up, albeit temporarily. Smog stopped choking New Delhi, one of the most polluted cities in the world, and India’s getting views of sights not visible in decades. Nitrogen dioxide pollution in the northeastern United States is down 30%. Rome air pollution levels from mid-March to mid-April were down 49% from a year ago. Stars seems more visible at night. People are also noticing animals in places and at times they don’t usually. Coyotes have meandered along downtown Chicago’s Michigan Avenue and near San Francisco’s Golden Gate Bridge. A puma roamed the streets of Santiago, Chile. Goats took over a town in Wales. In India, already daring wildlife has become bolder with hungry monkeys entering homes and opening refrigerators to look for food.” Enjoy it Mother Nature, for humans will be back to trash the world before one knows it because that’s what humanity does — f*** everything up! Honestly, maybe we need a virus that kills half! What is the greatest scourge on the planet? Humans! Humans are a cancer that will eventually kill their host and themselves. Welcome to stupid humanity!

Population Density and Warmer Weather

According to CNN, “New York and other hot spots are experiencing prolonged peaks of the coronavirus pandemic while southern states may not get hit as hard as earlier projected, experts say.” Clearly, population density is a significant factor in propagating the spread of SARS 2. It also appears that warmer weather may have some mitigating impact — if only incidental — on the virus as well, which, in the end, means the disease will be deceptively more deadly come to Autumn as people incorrectly believe the worst is behind us. Welcome to stupid America! Not enough morons have died yet! Don’t even get me started on the social distancing truthers and insurgents. As if there is not enough stupidity to go around in America.

MAGA!

From The Hill, “Farmers are finding it difficult to sell their products and distributors are struggling to redirect food quickly with restaurants, schools and offices closed. News reports in recent days have been rife with stories about farmers leaving produce to rot in the fields, even as Americans see empty shelves at grocery stores and food banks say they are overwhelmed by requests for assistance.” I live in stupid hell! So much for MAGA. This is a country of idiots who can’t feed the poorest and least well off amongst us because America is a country of selfish and greedy f***tards who only think about problems in terms of profit and loss and not the greater good! Welcome to trump stupid America! We get the government we deserve.

Disgusting

From CNN, “One of the country’s largest pork processing facilities is closing until further notice as employees fall ill with Covid-19. The closure puts the country’s meat supply at risk, said the CEO of Smithfield, which operates the plant.” Let’s make a couple of assumptions here. First, employees are transmitting SARS 2 to each other at work. And second, apparently, these plants are just as disgusting as I never wanted to imagine. Shouldn’t these workers be practicing the highest and strictest of cleanliness and presumably personal hygiene practices? Given the most likely method of spreading SARS 2 is coughing or sneezing and not washing hands, then how is this being spread in a facility where people should not be openly coughing and sneezing and should be washing hands and everything else obsessively? All this reinforces my notion that people are just f***ing generally disgusting, especially those who handle our food!

Of Course, I’m Right — Again, Again, Again

According to CNN, “A prestigious scientific panel told the White House Wednesday night that research shows coronavirus can be spread not just by sneezes or coughs, but also just by talking, or possibly even just breathing.” I knew it! I f***ing knew it! I f***ing said last month that people haven’t yet realized SARS 2 is far more contagious than first believed. Even though studies have already warned about the aerosolization potential of the virus, now it seems what theoretically could happen in a laboratory is actually happening in the real world. There is no other explanation for this virus spreading so f***ing fast — everywhere. I’m far from a doctor or scientist, but even I am smart enough to understand that SARS 2 is spreading like f***ing wildfire. Either infected people are routinely picking their nose, coughing into their open hand, not covering their sneezes, and/or basically always practicing very poor hygiene as they touch everything and everyone else, which admittedly probably accounts for 75% of disease transmission and only re-inforces my disgust of people in general — but I digress — or people are being more careful and mindful of their filthy hands and habits, yet the virus is still spreading because it’s being transmitted through mere talking and breathing. My guess is that the virus persists on surfaces longer than experts currently suspect as well. I said mark my words and I was right. So, mark them now again!

Humanity Is Stupid and Still Obsessed with Sports — F*** Me!

According to CNN, “After insisting for weeks that the 2020 Olympic Games would go ahead as planned, Tokyo’s Organizing Committee says that postponement is now a ‘realistic option.’ Committee President Yoshiro Mori conceded that although the preference is to host the spectacle as normal in July, organizers would work alongside the International Olympic Committee (IOC) to explore alternatives amid the novel coronavirus outbreak.” OMG! I hate people. I hate them all! WTF! Postponing the Olympics is a f***ing no-brainer. Seriously! How does this even require more than two minutes of thought? No one is going to cancel the f***ing G.D. Olympics, and, by the same token, no one cares if the event is delayed months or even a f***ing year from now. OMG! Oh, dear Lord! God forbid the 2020 Olympics should be too close to the 2024 Olympics. I can’t. I! Just! F***ing! Can’t! I can’t take this stupidity anymore. Welcome to stupid humanity. God-f***ing-damm*t. Maybe SARS 2 is long overdue to clean out the stupidity of humanity!

Actually, Good News

Source: Worldometers

This graph actually indicates a very good trend. The more the grey line hugs or remains below the red line the slower the disease is spreading, and that has been the dominant trend over the last couple of weeks. Countries are on the right track to mitigate the spread of SARS 2 — for now. Once people get comfortable — and they will — this will explode all over again. Mark my words, morons. Complacency is humanity’s middle name.

Incomprehensible Stupidity: America

Politico reports, “A majority of Americans now approve of President Donald Trump’s handling of the coronavirus pandemic, according to a new survey, as the administration has issued stricter federal guidelines in recent days and the president has adopted a more public-facing role in combating the disease.” It’s all over, people. The utter, incomprehensible stupidity of America has spoken. And as I correctly predicted, there is absolutely no disaster under which f***tards of America will not love traitor trump and even those on the margins are the same morons who readily give traitor trump the benefit of the doubt as though the last four years never happened! As though every other shortcoming of traitor trump is meaningless. Put the Idiot-in-Chief in front of the cameras pretending to be a leader while he continues to lie and B.S. America and people love him for it. I can’t take America’s stupidity anymore. F*** me! Maybe more people do need to die — quickly! Welcome to trump stupid America!