I have much catching up to do. Where to begin…
F*** Chief “Justice” Roberts
From CNN, “As the debate continued into the early hours of Wednesday morning, tempers increasingly began to flare. Chief Justice John Roberts admonished both the House managers and the President’s lawyers after a particularly heated back and forth with House Judiciary Chairman Jerry Nadler, White House counsel Pat Cipollone and Trump lawyer Jay Sekulow. Roberts said he was admonishing the two sides ‘in equal terms to remember that they are addressing the world’s greatest deliberative body.’” I’ll say it again: f*** Chief “Justice” Roberts. He’s an a**hole. “Greatest deliberative body!” What a f***ing joke. The same “deliberative body” that withheld Obama’s third SCOTUS nominee which is under the same leadership today that it was back then. Whenever RepubliKKKlans are in the Senate majority there is no such thing as deliberative. It is where good progressive bills from the House go to die! F*** him and every other conservative f***tard! Welcome to stupid America!
The Judiciary Protecting Criminals as Usual
From Axios, “Former national security adviser Michael Flynn filed court papers on Tuesday to withdraw his guilty plea related to allegedly lying to the FBI about his contacts with Russia’s ambassador to the U.S.” If I remember correctly, a federal judge delayed sentencing because he wanted the government to reconsider its light recommendation (the judge can always ignore such recommendations) for the punishment of a defendant the judge just fell short of calling a traitor, and now after more delays in sentencing Flynn is about to withdraw his guilty plea — and the courts will allow it. Mark my words, morons. He can change his plea anytime before sentencing, which the courts have been more than willing to give him ample time to avoid. Welcome to stupid America where traitor trump supporters will get away with it (whatever it is) eventually! I can’t anymore. I just f***ing can’t! This country is just too stupid! Just another day in Stupidville.
Chuck Todd
According to the Daily Beast, “MSNBC talent and staffers are bracing for a major 2020 shakeup amid discussion of moving ratings-challenged Chuck Todd to a morning slot and execs talking with Fox News escapee Shepard Smith.” May as well do it. Between Chuck Todd’s invariable “We’ll have to leave it there” refrain every time a RepubliKKKlan guest f***ing lies and his self-admission of “I was naive [about doing his f***ing job]” then they may as well replace him with Smith who has been more critical of traitor trump since Chuck can’t do his job right!
Should Be One Million Dead Moms
From CNN, “One Million Moms is a division of the American Family Association, the non-profit evangelical Christian group. Despite its name, it is not clear that the group has a million members. According to its website, more than 8,000 people have taken action on the Burger King issue, and its Facebook group has just shy of 100,000 likes. The activist group long has targeted groups that feature LGBT people or relationships in a positive light. In 2012, the group called on JCPenney to remove Ellen DeGeneres as its spokeswoman because she is gay, but the retailer stood behind the comedian.”
Jesus-f***ing-Christ on the M*****f***ing Cross
From Axios, “Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg shot back at criticisms that he’s running a self-aggrandizing campaign for the Democratic nomination, telling Reuters in an interview: ‘Number one priority is to get rid of Donald Trump. I’m spending all my money to get rid of Trump.’” Apparently, he is the only f***ing person running for president that knows exactly what to say! While every other dumbass Democrat keeps arguing around this number one priority and with each other — un-f***ing-believable — Bloomberg is unambiguous about what he’s doing and what must happen! These dumbass Democrats that claim when they meet with people on the campaign trail voters are asking about health care and the environment and jobs and whatnot is all f***ing B.S. Any voter with two brain cells to rub together know that none of these subject matter if he or she cannot defeat traitor trump. F*** me! The only thing that should be coming out of the Democratic presidential candidate is how to defeat traitor trump. Can we just f***ing assume that any Democrat will be better for America than another four years of traitor trump? How f***ing difficult does this have to be? It should be how to defeat traitor trump every time, all the time — over and over again! Welcome to stupid America where dumbass Democrats just can’t seem to get it f***ing right!
Some One Should Just Kill Her
From the Daily Beast, “A California woman [Sonia Tabizada] has been indicted on federal charges after she allegedly left a series of early-morning voicemails saying she was going to murder children at a Catholic, all-girls school over its plans to publish information about same-sex weddings in its alumni magazine.” Killing that woman for her anti-LGBT views is like hating cancer: it is perfectly fine! And like cancer, she should be excised from life!
Good News
From CNN, “From 2016 to 2017, the United States saw its largest-ever single-year drop in overall cancer deaths, a 2.2% plunge spurred in part by a sharp decline in lung cancer deaths, according to the report, published Wednesday in CA: A Cancer Journal for Clinicians.” When it comes to medical advancement I am a full-speed-ahead-damn-the-consequences person. And that means using stem cell tissues from abortions which, of course, Evangelical morons are against. In fact, Christian idiots are basically against all progress, including medical — vaccinations! Which brings me to the point. While this is good news for cancer survivors, I think MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans should be exempt from cancer treatments. These are the same morons against the ACA, so I say let insurance companies deny their claims and drop them from coverage for pre-existing (and existing) conditions. If I’ve said it once then I’ve said it a thousand times: I’m sick of conservatives benefiting from progressive policies and legislation. Let people live the consequences and convictions of their vote. Welcome to stupid America!
I Pray Someone Shoots Jenna Ellis in the Head
The DailyBeast quotes, “‘I’m disappointed conservatives are acquiescing to the LGBT agenda… The Orlando shooting was absolutely terrible and tragic. But the response to this tragedy should not be embracing and advocating for gay rights.’” Thank God for my freedom of religious beliefs which includes purging the world of RepubliKKKLans, MAGA morons, and Evangelical idiots. They make America dumber.
A Well-Worn Lawyer Joke
The prelude: The New York Times reports, “Maybe President Trump has not been impeached after all, or at least not yet. Impeachment happens, according to Noah Feldman, a Harvard law professor, only when the House transmits the articles of impeachment to the Senate.”
A man is looking for the answer to the burning question of “What is 2+2?” He first consults a mathematician who whips out paper and pencil to prove the answer is four. The man then goes to an accountant to ask “What is 2+2?” The accountant whips out an adding machine to calculate the answer: four. Finally, the inquiring man goes to a lawyer and asks, “What is 2+2?” The lawyer responds, “What do you want it to be?” Ha … Ha …