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Dumbass Democrats Just Don’t F***ing Get It

The Daily Beast writes, “Violent extremism, racism, and bigotry are a growing threat, and their ideologies are entwined with mainstream conservatism right now. … Why, then, is it so hard for Democrats to connect the dots, and communicate to the American people just what exactly is going on [in America]? … National elections are won because one side has the ability to tell a better story to voters about who they are and what they can do for the country. However, in the current political climate, it isn’t enough to discuss the ‘kitchen table issues’ Democrats say they want to focus on. Your kitchen table doesn’t matter if democracy falls, or if you are unable to vote, access an abortion, or live free from abject violence … If you still believe—as President Joe Biden claimed the other day when he said that ‘rational republicans’ still exist—then you aren’t paying attention. … If Democrats want to win in November they need to showcase to the public that we are no longer living in a ‘rational’ two-party democratic system. Instead, one of the major political parties no longer believes in the rule of law. It believes in violence, it believes in denying a free and fair election, and it believes in (at best) looking the other way when its own members engage in rank racism—when it isn’t blatantly encouraging bigotry itself.”

Bingo! It should be easy, but, of course, it never is for dumbass Democrats who are a wholly feckless and worthless political party. Allow myself to repeat myself — again. It takes two parties to destroy America’s democracy: The RepubliKKKlan Party, which prefers fascism over democracy, and the dumbass Democratic Party, which stands by to watch. The article is spot on to recognize that “kitchen table issues” don’t matter if there is no democracy in the end, yet that’s where we’re headed because I live in stupid hell. People get the government they deserve and desire. If more Americans are worried about gas prices and punishing the political party in power — that has no control over inflation — than preserving democracy by voting to keep RepubliKKKlans out of office, then so be it. It’s really that simple, morons. There is no need to overthink the impact of elections, whether those consequences are direct by the people’s vote or indirect via people failing to vote. No matter the means — to vote or not to vote — the result is the same: A government the people prefer. And Lord knows that Americans can never stay the course long enough for meaningful change to take hold; one bump in the road and morons of America are ready to jettison the current political party (Democrats) in favor of the opposition (RepubliKKKlans). At this point, I am slowly reconciling myself to the inevitable end: America is too stupid to survive. Morons of America would rather lose their freedoms than endure inflation. Oh, well. I expected nothing less. Welcome to stupid America!

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Pride Month: Don’t Kid Yourselves, People!

One of the greatest human fallacies is that progress is always a straight line and always unidirectional. Western civilization loves to applaud itself as always heading in the correct, progressive direction, that the children of tomorrow will always be freer and better off than their parents, that minorities of tomorrow will always be less oppressed than their predecessors. I’m here to tell you that it is all grade-A B.S., and it is dangerous to think otherwise.

But don’t take my word for it. As The Hill reports, “Pride Month celebrations across the country are playing out against a backdrop of growing threats to the LGBTQ community from conspiracy theorists and far-right extremist groups, and the results have already turned violent. … Baptist ministers in Idaho and Texas have gone viral in recent weeks for calling on the government to execute gay people. … ‘It’s all part of the same hard right authoritarian movement in the country,’ said Michael Edison Hayden, a senior investigative reporter at the Southern Poverty Law Center. ‘This synergy between social media culture and the mobilization of extremists is really scary, and it shows how easily it can spill over into something much bigger than’ the Jan. 6 insurrection. … The number of hate crimes specifically targeting LGBTQ people has risen in recent years, according to statistics published by the FBI. At an event at the White House last month marking International Day Against Homophobia, Transphobia and Biphobia, President Biden cited both the progress made in recent years and the ongoing violence.”

People may argue that there has always been and there will always be LGBTQ hate. Of course, that is weak reasoning. What matters today is that extremism and violence are becoming mainstream! Let me repeat myself: Hate and violence are becoming more mainstream. And as I have also said before, do not expect or trust straight friends, family, or the government will save the LGBTQ community. What happens when SCOTUS scuttles marriage equality? Then the gays go right back to being acceptable second-class citizens deserving of fewer and fewer rights because the judges of law have spoken! People eventually become cowed into believing whatever the power structure dictates. Look to Nazi Germany as an example. An entire nation was convinced to hate Jews or, at the very least, ignore what happened to them as they were literally stripped of their German citizenship. Don’t think that the LGBTQ community could not be next for a second! Wake the f*** up, morons! Only violence can counter violence! Arm up, people! SCOTUS is about to make that legal everywhere, too. And gays will be the new target practice! Mark my words!

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‘Problem From Hell’

According to The New York Times, “‘For a president, inflation is the problem from hell — you can’t win,’ said Elaine Kamarck, a senior fellow at the Brookings Institution and the founding director of the Center for Effective Public Management. ‘Because it’s so difficult economically, politically it is even worse: There’s nothing you can do in the short run to solve it.’”

Inflation! Inflation! Inflation! “Marsha!” “Marsha!” “Marsha!” Ugh! I’m tired of reading about it, and I’m tired of writing about it. Americans are morons, so Biden is f***ed over something he has little control, and it’s already too late to change the trajectory of the mid-term election diaster, which is the purpose of this post. Everyone’s pissed at Biden over his handling of the economy — except me. I actually understand the vicissitudes of the national and global economies. Moreover, I understand just how little an administration impacts the national economy, especially in the short run. Nonetheless, the rest of moronic America blames Biden and, more egregiously, intends to vote in RepubliKKKlans to fix things. How exactly is a divided government supposed to “fix” the economy? Well, that much “thinking” ahead idiot voters have yet to apprehend; they’re just pissed, so they want the other party to run Congress, without any regard as to how that is actually supposed to work. House RepubliKKKlans are going to spend the next two years of Biden’s term impeaching him and holding hearings about conspiracy theories. They have no interest in working with Biden to fix America’s issues, except getting to the “cause” of the stolen 2020 election and the “oranges” of COVID. Once again, the stupidity of America engenders a whip-saw reactionary voting citizenry who can’t stay the course long enough and with enough conviction to truly change the nation’s direction. No! Their ephemeral attention span demands all problems be fixed within two years, lest the moronic masses mandate a national course change again. Whatever! And we wonder why nothing changes for the better. Welcome to stupid America!

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Patriot Front and Pride

Rise up, LGBTQ community! Rise up! How often do I have to keep urging you people, especially during pride month? Reporting from Politico, “Authorities arrested 31 members of the white supremacist group Patriot Front near an Idaho pride event Saturday after they were found packed into the back of a U-Haul truck with riot gear. The men were standing inside the truck wearing khakis, navy blue shirts and beige hats with white balaclavas covering their faces when Coeur d’Alene police stopped the U-Haul and began arresting them on the side of the road. ‘They came to riot downtown,’ Coeur d’Alene Police Chief Lee White said at a news conference. All 31 were charged with conspiracy to riot, a misdemeanor, White said.”

As a reminder to morons of America, Patriot Front is an American Fascist hate group. Moreover, the Department of Homeland Security just last week, at the beginning of Pride month, released a National Terrorism Advisory System Bulletin that read, in part, “[Terrorism] targets could include public gatherings, faith-based institutions, schools, racial and religious minorities, government facilities and personnel, U.S. critical infrastructure, the media, and perceived ideological opponents. Threat actors have recently mobilized to violence due to factors such as personal grievances, reactions to current events, and adherence to violent extremist ideologies, including racially or ethnically motivated or anti-government/anti-authority violent extremism.”

Domestic terrorism is on the rise, yet Americans seem somewhat oblivious. (I expected nothing less.) Do not expect law enforcement or the government to protect you, for even though the 31 Patriot Front buffoons were apprehended before executing their plans, misdemeanor charges are a joke. If the charges are not amended or augmented, then there will be no jail time for first-time offenders. These terrorists will be let out to pick up where they left off because America really has no problem with these types of incidents. Americans don’t mind domestic terrorists, and neither does law enforcement. And do not be fooled by a pitiful 31-member show of force. Consider that only 10 percent could actually commit but 100 times that number are actually members and 10,000 times that are actually sympathetic to Patriot Front beliefs. And that is only one of several hate groups — the biggest one being the RepubliKKKlan Party. So, the hate runs deep and wide. Rise up, people! Be prepared to kill the terrorists, for they are coming to kill you! Mark my words! Welcome to stupid America!

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Where the F*** Is AG Garland?

I did not watch the prime-time January 6 committee show because it would be a waste of my time and boil my blood all over again. To me, the committee is preaching to the choir. I am, however, watching the Morning Joe re-cap coverage the following morning, and my blood is boiling watching the highlights. There is no new information, but some new images point to the same question I’ve been asking for over a year: Where the f*** is AG Garland?

Let me give you the headline: Traitor trump is a traitor to America — always has been — yet he is completely above the law, and not a single person in the DOJ or any prosecutor in any state is willing to hold him accountable for any crimes, in particular, AG Merrick Garland. Where the f*** is Garland? Let’s assume the DOJ has all the eyes and ears of everyone else in the world. The only thing the public hearing on the January 6 insurrection has reminded me of is why the f*** isn’t Garland doing his f***ing job? Why is traitor trump still walking free after 18 months? Therein lies the essence of America’s demise. It is often said that America is a nation of laws, not men. Well, that has always been a lie, for some men are above the law, and traitor trump is at the apex. He is the proverbial head of the snake that is the MAGA movement. No one is willing to kill the king. Garland fears him because he thinks America is a nation of laws — a nation of laws that submits to a corrupt man no longer in power. And time is running out. Nay! Dare I say time is already out. As I have said countless times, the second traitor trump declares his candidacy for president, then he’ll be protected entirely because, of course, Garland will not pursue a political candidate for fear of looking like a political witchhunt, which, apparently, is far worse than steering America’s democracy right into the ground. Again, I will repeat myself! At this point, the greatest proponent of America’s demise is AG Garland. He is too weak to do his job, and he’s going to “by the book” drive America into extinction, and Biden is doing nothing to prevent it. Welcome to stupid America! I give up!

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Would-be Kavanaugh Killer a Hero?

Breaking from The Hill, “Police arrested a man early Wednesday morning close to the home of Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh after he was found armed and allegedly threatening Kavanaugh, a spokesperson for the high court confirmed. … People familiar with the investigation told the Post that the man, described as being from California and in his mid-20s, had reportedly communicated to officers his intention to kill Kavanaugh. The man was reportedly upset over both recent mass shootings and a leaked Supreme Court draft ruling indicating that the high court would be eliminating federal-level abortion protections, initial evidence suggests, two people familiar told the newspaper.”

One must ask if this man was seeking a heroic solution to the SCOTUS problem — that problem being Roberts, Alito, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Barrett were all placed on the High Court by presidents who at the time did not win the popular vote. Therefore, the majority of justices are usurpers who do not reflect the will of the people. The only way to fix the imbalance is to create vacancies while Biden is president and Democrats control the Senate. How those vacancies come about is not my concern, only that they do — heart attack or handgun. There is only one way to fight back against the rising violence on the right! Welcome to stupid America!

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Don’t Be Fooled, F***tards

It’s pretty clear that Senators are falling all over each other to congratulate themselves on being “close” on “gun safety” negotiations that will bring about worthless legislation — that is if RepubliKKKlans don’t ultimately scuttle the end product. The more Democrats claim optimism about the progress of talks, then the more confident I am that nothing meaningful will pass. I’m listening to dumbass Democrats willing to accept anything just to claim success or, worse still, a sense of accomplishment. I’ve heard them concede that a half loaf is better than no loaf. Well, guess what, f***tards? The proposals being floated in the press are bread crumbs!

So, universal background checks are out, of course. Banning high-capacity magazines is out, too. Raising the age requirement to purchase assault-style rifles from 18 to 21 is out, of course. Banning assault-style rifles altogether is out, naturally! What’s left? Money for school security, which is B.S. Money for mental health — more B.S. What else? Oh, there is discussion of an “incentive program” for states to enact red flag laws. So, that’s also B.S. because blue states already have them, and red states cannot be “incentivized” to enact red flag laws because they don’t want them lest they would already be on the books. Whatever the negotiations are between Democrats and “willing” RepubliKKKlans is all B.S. The final piece of legislation will do nothing to prevent the next Uvalde, Buffalo, Sandy Hook, Parkland, or any other of the like. Welcome to stupid America, where aiming for the least possible political achievement is the nation’s number one achievement.

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Biden Is F***ed Because of ‘Florida Man’

I watched a “Florida Man” interview on MSNBC yesterday, and it reinforced an inescapable truth: Biden is f***ed because Americans are f***ig G.D. morons of the highest f***ing order. Allow me to recall and paraphrase the particulars of an MSNBC man-on-the-street interview. Picture it: A warm, partly cloudy day in the early afternoon at a Flordia gas station. Of course, the backdrop is a gas station because, according to the MSM, the price of gas is the one and only metric of Biden’s “failing” economy. The correspondent approaches the waiting man pumping gas with his daughter in arm — that natural and much-needed extra touch of humanity for the viewers. The correspondent discusses the state of the economy and inflation accompanied by more blah, blah, blah stupid speak. I’ll cut to the chase, paraphrasing in the recounting, but the gist is accurate enough to make my point. The reporter asks Florida Man who is to blame for the high gas prices (because someone always has to be blamed) and if it would impact his midterm vote. Florida Man says the blame comes from “the top.” And, yes, gas prices will change who he votes for because Florida Man noted that gas prices are high “now” but weren’t under the “last administration.” Ugh! Un-f***ing-believable! I can’t! I just f***ing can’t with the stupid anymore. It f***ing hurts. I hate the stupid, and I hate stupid people. This Florida Man is precisely the example of “analysis” I predicted in previous posts (e.g., Idiocracy and Inflation). Yes, yes! I know that one Florida Man is not statistically meaningful, and one cannot extrapolate what a single person believes to the whole. Yet, it sure is curious that a news reporter who — I assume — approached someone at random to reflect on his views about inflation picks a person that basically epitomizes what I foresaw months ago about how people “think” about inflation and the economy.

Again, what have I been saying forever? Americans don’t know jack-sh*t about the economy. Morons of America look at gas prices and think they understand how the economy works. They look at their credit card and bank statements and think they apprehend national fiscal policy. They see the car cup holder filled with loose change that they can’t get rid of and think they have a deep understanding of U.S. monetary policy. They happen to notice the “Made in China” sticker on the back of any given tchotchke they buy at Walmart and think they fathom U.S. trade policy and the trade deficit. They comprehend nothing, yet their bedrock “analysis” of the economy and who is to blame is kindergarten-like word association. High gas prices — Biden bad! Low gas prices — traitor trump good! F*** me! I can’t with the m*****f***ing stupid anymore. This is why Biden is f***ed in the midterms and the next presidential election because America — stupid.

Moreover, America is unlearnable. There is no way Biden or any other army of T.V. economists can educate the illiterate masses. How can you enlighten a citizenry that thinks Biden sits in the White House pushing a button that says “increase gas prices”? People think there is a straight line between inflation and the administration in power. Never mind Russia’s illegal war. Never mind COVID. Never mind supply chain interruptions. Never mind low unemployment. Never mind dozens of other factors directly impacting economic vicissitudes that people don’t readily understand. Never mind that people still live as if inflation is not happening. Never mind any of it, for the one person who is impacting inflation the most is the person in the m*****f***ing mirror — not Joseph R. Biden! People b*tch and blame Biden for inflation but refuse to adjust their behavior. Whatever! None of it matters because Florida Man! I can’t! Welcome to stupid America! Too stupid to survive.

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Proud Boys Charged with Treason — Eh!

Reporting by Axios, “Henry ‘Enrique’ Tarrio, a leader of the right-wing extremist Proud Boys group, has been indicted on new charges of seditious conspiracy for his role in the deadly Jan. 6 Capitol insurrection. … [The indictment] alleges that between December 2020 and January 2021, Tarrio and the other members ‘did knowingly conspire, confederate, and agree with other persons … to oppose by force’ the authority of the U.S. government and looked to ‘prevent, hinder, and delay the execution of any law of the United States’ by force.”

Eh, so what? Who cares? I mean, are we supposed to be surprised. Am I surprised the DOJ is actually making a de minimis effort to save democracy? Yes. Of course, the DOJ is still dealing with the small fish when it comes to prosecuting those who sought (and still seek) to overthrow the government. Garland, being the worthless P.O.S. that he is, will never go after traitor trump, and in so doing, he is paving the way to the traitor’s re-election, for what does not kill the orange man only makes him stronger. While the MSM falls all over themselves with this “breaking news” and quixotic legal “experts” claim the imperative significance of this development, the indictments mean nothing. Absolutely nothing. This is not the next rung up the ladder to the chief seditionist, for traitor trump is beyond reproach. It’s never going to happen, f***tards. The Proud Boys is as far as the ladder reaches because Garland is too weak to climb any further. Welcome to stupid America!

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Douchebag Musk Is a Joke Business ‘Man’

High-larious! So, white privileged and aggrieved billionaire douchebag Musk made a ridiculous offer to buy Twitter after smoking too much weed. Now, he’s having buyer’s remorse because he entered into a deal that sucks for him. You know since he’s a brilliant business “man” — more like a business baby. And he’s trying to get out of it! As CNN reports, “Elon Musk issued his most direct threat yet to walk away from his purchase of Twitter (TWTR) on Monday, openly accusing the social media company of breaching the merger agreement by not providing the data he has requested on spam and fake accounts. … In a separate securities filing, Twitter previously disclosed that Musk had waived a due diligence clause in the deal that could have made it easier for him to back out of the agreement; without it, Musk could face a tougher climb, and the prospect of litigation.”

Musk is trying to blame Twitter for some stupid “material breach” so he can get out of his own stupidity because he waived due diligence. He waived protections in the deal that would have ensured a thorough and complete review of the acquisition before closing. That is to say, he failed to look under the hood and kick the tires because he’s a f***ing moron, and now he’s about to buy a f***ing lemon. And these “analysts” who keep defending Musk’s antics as being some negotiating tactic to reduce the purchase price are f***ing morons. Twitter has Musk right where they want him. Either they unload this company of bad assets, which it is, or Musk gives them a $1 billion payday, which, if he fights, he’ll lose in court. But whatever! This guy is supposed to be a genius. His wealth only proves that a**holes come in all tax brackets. It’s inconceivable that douchebag Musk is considered an American icon of entrepreneurship. He’s just like the rest of all those white, wealthy, male douchebags. He’s a man-baby who pouts and whines when he can’t get his way or when his water bong is empty. Welcome to stupid America. We worship morons here!