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So! The January 6 Committee will begin public hearings this week to lay out their case to the public as to how and why Americans should take seriously the January 6 insurrection against the country. Democrats even plan to televise some hearings during prime time hours! Oooooh! I can’t wait for this captivating drama. I can’t wait! How’s my popcorn supply? Do I need to stock up to enjoy Democrats telling their story with pizzazz and gusto? I can’t wait for Democrats to entice a very eager and waiting-with-baited-breath public with the truth about how America’s government nearly failed 18 months ago. I can’t wait for the excitement and outrage that will rush over the citizenry as they learn just how close we came to the end of America’s democracy. To be sure, this is going to be most see T.V. Ummm! Not!

These public hearings are going to be a disaster! I predict the same big fail this time for dumbass Democrats as I did with the Mueller hearings. I correctly predicted the Mueller hearings would be an epic fail, and I’m doing the same now for the January 6 sh*tshow. I was right then — of course — I’m going to be right this time. Look, morons! One needs to ask and understand, What is the purpose of these hearings? What does the committee hope to accomplish? They are hoping that presenting a “cohesive” “narrative” with new “bombshell” revelations is going to make a difference. Well, I’m telling you right now that it won’t because this is m*****f***ing G.D. stupid America!

I don’t know how many times I have to keep telling the f***tards out there, but Americans don’t care. Those on the right will never believe traitor trump did anything wrong, and those on the left already know the truth. The “gettable” middle is the target audience for the committee hearings. That “gettable” middle does not exist, idiots! Whoever these people Democrats think they can get are checked out and will not watch. They just don’t care. If I’ve said it once, then I’ve said it a thousand times. America is simply too stupid and too apathetic to survive. Democracy takes work and a knowledgeable voter base. America has very little of either. On top of that, Americans have little desire to keep democracy. Welcome to stupid America. Not even this sh*tshow will be entertaining enough for the idiot masses.

Douchebag Musk is proof that a man-baby can be a billionaire. According to Yahoo!, “Tesla Chief Executive Elon Musk told top managers he had a ‘super bad feeling’ about the economy and that the electric carmaker needed to cut staff by about 10%, according to an internal email seen by Reuters.” “Super bad feeling.” Wow! Pothead says what? Seriously, these are the enlightened words of the world’s richest person. His “educated” and well-reason evaluation of the state of the world economy coupled with his industry expertise boils down to a “bad” “feeling” punctuated with the word “super.” This is on top of douchebag Musk’s previous letter, which basically said work no less than 40 hours in your office or you’re fired. “You’re fired!” Sound familiar?

Man-baby billionaires (e.g., Musk and traitor trump) and the morns who worship them are a complete mystery to me. How or why these people are role models when all they do is exude churlish and childish behavior is incomprehensible to me. Then, again, if I remind myself by looking around America, everything makes sense to me. A**holes of America love other billionaire a**holes because, for unknown reasons, the morons and dregs of society feel some kinship with these uber-rich douchebags, who in turn look upon the commoners with disdain, but Americans love it. MAGA morons and like love to feel abused as long as they can think of themselves as being “killers” like those successful douchebag billionaires. Musk and traitor trump are just one of the good old boys. Welcome to stupid America, where everyone thinks their wealth worthy.

No place in Ameerica is safe from gun violence. No where! Not in elementary schools, high schools, nor college campuses. Not in churches, synagogs, nor mosques. Not in a nightclub nor at an out door concert. It is not safe at a grocery store, a Walmart, and a McDonald’s. Nor is it safe at movie theaters. Not even at military bases. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Russia is starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel for recruits. According to the BBC, “President Vladimir Putin has signed a law enabling people over 40 to enlist for the armed forces. They are expected to be people of normal working age. Previously the army had age limits of 18-40 years for Russians and 18-30 for foreigners. … Ukrainian and Western military experts say Russia has suffered heavy losses in the war: about 30,000 killed, according to Ukraine, while the UK government estimates the toll at about 15,000.” Make no mistake, people. A nation does not suddenly open up the recruiting age if there are no underlying issues. Ukraine seems to be killing a lot of Russian, quickly. Let’s also be clear about something: Starting in the military above the age of 40 is like recruiting geriatrics. Wow! Embarrassed much!

Only in America! CBS News reports, “The president of war-torn Ukraine weighed in Wednesday on the Texas school shooting that left at least 19 children dead, saying it was ‘terrible to have victims of shooters in peaceful times. I would like to express my condolences to all of the relatives and family members of the children who were killed in an awful shooting in Texas in a school,’ President Volodymyr Zelenskyy said.”

Let me see if I understand the above correctly. Zelenskyy, the leader of a war-torn nation, felt it necessary to send condolences to America for what I can only surmise is because he feels some sense of commiseration with a fellow war-torn nation. Un-f***ing-believable. Only in America! Only this nation is so f***ing G.D. dysfunctional, damaged, and dying that the leader of a nation being invaded and destroyed by Russia feels bad for America to the point he expresses sympathy for us. That should say it all. When a leader of a country in the middle of fighting genocide in Ukraine looks to America and basically suggests, “Glad we’re not you!” then you know the end of our democracy is close. I hope all you f***tards out there realize America is on a count down to utter dissolution. We are but a couple of election cycles away. Mark my words! Welcome to stupid America — too stupid to survive.

Wow! I thought The New York Times was supposed to be a publication with “all the news that’s fit to print.” Apparently, not when it comes to writing about the merger and acquisition “acumen” of douchebag Musk. The article titled, “Even Among Corporate Raiders, Elon Musk Is a Pirate,” with a byline that reads just as fanciful, “The world of deal making has always been rough and tumble. But Mr. Musk blows any predecessors away,” is a puff piece written by an obviously besotted sycophant. In her essay, the author, Lauren Hirsch, appears eager to paint Musk as the corporate raiders’ raider as if he brings a certain magical 21st-century jeune se qui corporate jiu-jitsu that rivals the likes of T. Boone Pickens, Carl Icahn, and Robert Campeau.

She goes on to say, “In essence, Mr. Musk, 50, has turned what was largely a friendly deal into a hostile takeover after the fact. His actions have left Twitter, regulators, bankers and lawyers flummoxed over what he might do next and whether the blockbuster deal will be completed. And Mr. Musk has made past corporate raiders look positively quaint by comparison.” In short, she is equating his antics to some master class in negotiating “outside the lines” when in fact, his B.S. maneuvers amount to nothing more than a 50-year-old man-baby throwing a public tantrum. Look, morons. He signed a f***ing deal (in good faith) to buy Twitter for $54.20 per share — f***ing stupid pothead humor from an idiot — and it seems that Twitter is going to hold him to those terms, and if Musk wants to pay $1 billion to walk away — if the board even allows that — then that loss is entirely on him. Since he announced and inked the deal, Twitter stock has plunged to $38.29 (at the time of this writing). In Musk’s infinite “wisdom,” he committed to buying Twitter at a premium price for an asset that has lost value. Now he’s buying the company at an even greater premium than a month ago. Does that sound like a corporate raiders’ raider? Does that sound like someone running circles around his predecessor brethren?

If Musk thinks he can renegotiate the sales price down, then he needs to lay off the pot brownies. He f***ed himself on this deal, and no one is to blame but himself, yet douchebag Musk still has his defenders who give him cover for this mess by describing his deal-making approach as flummoxing and blowing his predecessors away. Just because he’s a billionaire doesn’t mean he’s a business messiah. I know it is somewhat confusing for some since traitor trump was elected to office, partly because of his business “savvy,” which, apparently, includes the ability to demonstrate his business prowess by filing several bankruptcies. But I digress. Musk is just a dick with money. He was a dick when he was poor, and he’s a dick now. Whatever! Welcome to stupid America!

This two-thumbs-up douchebag attention whore pothead who doubles as a “brilliant” businessman ala traitor trump must be in need of some headlines. Breaking news from CNN, “Elon Musk said he is putting his bid to acquire Twitter (TWTR) on hold, weeks after agreeing to take the company private in a $44 billion deal. … Twitter estimated that fake or spam accounts made up fewer than 5% of the platform’s active users during the first three months of the year. … It’s unclear why Musk would back away from the deal because of the latest disclosure.” It’s unclear because it makes no sense. Of course, better minds than myself were always skeptical about this deal going through. I guess he has $1 billion to throw away as the cost of a no-deal after all because who doesn’t?

Musk is a dick! Plain and simple. It is incomprehensible to me how and why people still take this idiot seriously. He f***s with the market and businesses for fun. He’s constantly under review by the SEC for these exact types of antics. Yet, his idiot sycophant followers think this guy is brilliant when he’s nothing more than a joke. He’s a bored man-baby with too much money and too much weed. What a douchebag! America’s darling — naturally! Welcome to stupid America!