‘Code Red’ Stupidity

From CNN, “One week ago Joe Crain, the morning meteorologist at WICS in Springfield, Illinois, called out station management for mandating over-the-top ‘Code Red’ weather alerts.” Everything in this country is a f***ing G.D. marketing emergency! “Code Red!!!” Warning! Warning! Warning! Bad weather is coming! Stay tuned. Don’t leave your T.V. set for a DEFCON 1 weather report to follow right after this commercial break. These people must think their viewers are that f***ing stupid, but then again, the local channel is in central Illinois, which may as well be the deep South. So, maybe they are that f***ing stupid. Sensationalist weather reporting! Yup! Welcome to stupid America, where everything must be an emergency! Brown people are coming! Black people are voting! Gay people want equal rights! Christians are being crucified in the streets! I just can’t anymore!

One Long Con Job

From CNN: “Mexico had already promised to take many of the actions agreed to in Friday’s immigration deal with the US — months before President Donald Trump’s tariff threat, officials from both countries who are familiar with the negotiations told the New York Times in a story published Saturday.” Of course, they did because this entire presidency has been one big f***ing con job with MAGA moron and RepubliKKKlan f***tards being the mark. They are too stupid to realize traitor trump is playing them. Welcome to stupid America! What else is there to say?

“Presidential”

Apparently, CNN and MSNBC commentators are actually commending traitor trump on his D-Day speech. Wrong! So, congratulations because he stuck to the script? Traitor trump has set the bar so low that as long as he doesn’t trip over it, then he passed the test of decorum. This is the standard we have come to set for the president. Moreover, traitor trump does not believe a single f***ing word he read, especially since it is the first time he has seen the prose — which is why, in addition to his illiteracy, he reads so f***ing slowly. One should understand by now it is completely irrelevant what he reads aloud. What matters is his tweets and his off-the-cuff comments; that is how he truly feels and what he truly believes. Welcome to stupid America where morons (especially the MSM) fall for his “presidential” act every f***ing time! I can’t anymore. I just f***ing can’t!

Update: Pathetic! Pathetic! Pathetic! Twenty-four hours later on Morning Joe, those same commentators who praised traitor trump for giving what they considered one of the best speeches given by any past president at a D-Day commemoration, now call it a “good” speech downgraded by the interview he gave on Fox News minutes beforehand. It is an “I told you so moment” that apparently only morons failed to easily foresee. So much unmitigated stupidity! Hey, f***tards of America: never give traitor trump any f***ing credit for anything good he does because it is always unwarranted! Welcome to stupid America!

It’s Too Late Because It’s Already Here

An excellent observation from AlterNet: “The Republican Party and rightwing groups have worked for years to solidify their hold on power at every level of government by cheating young people, minorities, and other likely Democratic voters out of their right to have their votes count.” Hello, idiots of America. It is already too late. SCOTUS is solidly conservative for decades to come (and will only get more so). Dumbass Democrats never emphasized the importance of the Supreme Court, so here we are — f***ed! Welcome to stupid America! This is only the beginning of how bad things will get!

That’s a Lie

According to Reuters, “‘Secretary (Patrick) Shanahan directed his chief of staff to speak with the White House military office and reaffirm his mandate that the Department of Defense will not be politicized,’ Lieutenant Colonel Joe Buccino, a Pentagon spokesman, said in a statement.” Traitor trump has been politicizing the DoD since day one, so why would things change now? They won’t. Send more soldiers to patrol the Mexico border against brown people because, of course, that is in no way political. “WALL!” Welcome to stupid America!

One Long 2-year B*tch Session

RawStory mocks Dear Leader, “In a series of tweets, the president lashed out — once again — at Mexico by warning its government, ‘America has had enough!’” Yeah, this weblog is intended to be one long b*itch session, so do not think the irony is lost on me to make such commentary; however, the last thing the office of the presidency should be is a b*tch fest. Yet, it is! And America loves him for it, apparently! Welcome to stupid America where the president finally reflects the true debasement of the tyrannical minority that controls the majority.

Honestly, F*** ’em!

From CNN, “A disaster relief bill was prevented from advancing in the US House of Representatives on Friday after Republican Rep. Chip Roy of Texas objected to passing the bill, meaning the more than $19 billion in aid may not go to President Donald Trump’s desk for his signature before June.” My understanding is that most of these people needing disaster relief are in red states, so f*** them! This is what they voted for, right? They wanted a president and a party to build that f***ing wall, and now they have one idiot GOP member holding up the bill because, in part, there is no funding for the wall. So, congratu-f***ing-lations to those RepubliKKKlans in need because the wall comes first and not helping people second. I’d rather not have my tax dollars go to RepubliKKKlans as a handout. They should have bought more insurance! I mean that’s what RepubliKKKlans always preach, right? Self-sufficiency! No handouts from the government! Bootstraps! I wish to f***ing God we had a system where people get the benefits they deserve based on their voting record. RepubliKKKlans can have all the unregulated for-profit health care insurance they want, without any government help. Flood insurance, which is underwritten exclusively by the government, RepubliKKKlans can go without. Seriously! Find another private insurer. RepubliKKKlans want to provoke a war then they can send their sons and daughters (or themselves). RepubliKKKlans don’t want to pay any taxes? Fine — no government services of any kind! Stay off the roads!

Surrounded by Idiots

What kind of moron agrees to be seen as a traitor trump prop while he (predictably) veers a planned speech into crazy town? Seriously? Where do they find these f***ing G.D. morons? I guess these f***tards have absolutely no problem with awkwardly standing behind their idiot leader as he goes off on incomprehensible rants and tangents. They have no problem because no matter what he says they’re all in 100%. Welcome to stupid America! It is inescapable stupidity! Stupid people everywhere, everywhere stupid people!