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Mueller Finishes with a Shrug

Traitor trump claims victory because Mueller concluded his investigation without any indictments of his family, and I fear in stupid America his claims will be well-received. Let’s face it. Americans are f***ing morons and without the shiny object of an actual conviction of traitor trump or his family members in the context of the Mueller probe, they will interpret this as being complete vindication, just as traitor trump has been espousing the entire time. No matter what the report actually says, it will be a classic case of “If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit.” Welcome to stupid America!

I find it astonishing that President Clinton was pressured into a personal interview by the special counsel concerning his extramarital affair in the 1990s, but traitor trump gets to evade the same treatment from an investigation into matters of national security (security of our national elections) and obstruction of justice. Un-f***ing-believable! People keep saying how noble, upright, and professional Mueller is, but he’s still a RepubliKKKlan and I don’t trust him. By not personally interviewing traitor trump he has essentially put the president above the law. Welcome to stupid America where most people stopped caring whether we have a crook in the White House or not because “but her emails!”

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Only in Stupid F***ing America!

Only in stupid f***ing America! CNN reports, “All military-style semi-automatic weapons, assault rifles and high-capacity magazines will be banned in New Zealand following the mass shootings at two Christchurch mosques that killed 50 people, New Zealand’s Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern announced on Thursday.” After one massacre, New Zealand takes decisive, meaningful, and quick action (within a week) to prevent the next one, but here in this Scheiße-for-brains country, we have massacre after massacre, domestic terrorist attack after domestic terrorist attack, and RepubliKKKlans constantly block even the most de minimis change to our gun laws. At worst, we can’t get universal background checks, and at best, we can’t legislate the assault weapons bans this country already had in the 1990s before it was allowed to expire–yes, a temporary ban on assault weapons. We can’t even study the harmful effects of guns on society. America is so f****ing G.D. pathetic and stupid! Seriously! If you want to live in a country that loves its guns more than its people, then come to America. If you want to live in a country where the minority rules over the majority, then come to America. America is a f***ing embarrassment. Oh, boy. I can’t wait for our next massacre, so we can hurry up and do nothing! To be sure, all RepubliKKKlans have blood on their hands for being in bed with the NRA to block any measure of gun reform, without exception. Stupid people everywhere, everywhere stupid people! Welcome to stupid f***ing G.D. Scheiße-for-brains America! We have more guns than people, ya’ll! Now ask me how I really feel!

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Land of Luddites

Axios reports, “Most Americans share Trump’s view: 71% of U.S. drivers would be afraid to ride in a self-driving vehicle, per AAA.” Just like people preferred the horse and buggy as the first model of cars started to populate the trails. What else is new? A stupid country is afraid of obvious, new technology. I guess everyone should be throwing out their microwaves because they are causing cancer. (They aren’t!) Welcome to stupid America!

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Nothing to See Here

From a Guardian headline: “Facebook removed 1.5m videos of New Zealand terror attack in first 24 hours.” You would think FB terminates the accounts of individuals that upload this video, which I have not seen and do not want to see because I’m a normal human being. Just another example of why even humanity in its morbid curiosity disgusts me.  These voyeurists, in the words of traitor trump, are sick. Welcome to stupid humanity!

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Diseases Are Good

From Politico, “We still get messages that say these diseases are good for you. And that old ‘What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger,’ said Oregon state Rep. Mitch Greenlick, who is pushing for stricter vaccination requirements. He has introduced a bill, OR HB3063, to eliminate all vaccine exemptions except for those based on medical grounds.” And this is what a stupid country looks like. Welcome to stupid America!

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Sports

From a CNN report, “Harper has his record deal, with the $330 million topping the $325 million Giancarlo Stanton got in his November 2014 pact with the Miami Marlins. The Phillies have their star, the type of player they absolutely had to sign after owner John Middleton began the offseason promising to spend ‘stupid’ money.” Well, I guess if you want to understand where the priorities and interests of a stupid citizenry reside, then look no further than the sports page. This country bitches about not enough money for universal healthcare, underemployment, homelessness, child poverty, etc., but morons of America are willing to pay more money than they can afford for tickets to a sporting event that pays their players tens to hundreds of millions of dollars. Hey morons: sports stars will not fix society’s problems, but you pay them as if they do. This is truly stupid f***ing America. Greed over everything is the rule, not the exception!