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Chuck Todd

According to the Daily Beast, “MSNBC talent and staffers are bracing for a major 2020 shakeup amid discussion of moving ratings-challenged Chuck Todd to a morning slot and execs talking with Fox News escapee Shepard Smith.” May as well do it. Between Chuck Todd’s invariable “We’ll have to leave it there” refrain every time a RepubliKKKlan guest f***ing lies and his self-admission of “I was naive [about doing his f***ing job]” then they may as well replace him with Smith who has been more critical of traitor trump since Chuck can’t do his job right!

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Should Be One Million Dead Moms

From CNN, “One Million Moms is a division of the American Family Association, the non-profit evangelical Christian group. Despite its name, it is not clear that the group has a million members. According to its website, more than 8,000 people have taken action on the Burger King issue, and its Facebook group has just shy of 100,000 likes. The activist group long has targeted groups that feature LGBT people or relationships in a positive light. In 2012, the group called on JCPenney to remove Ellen DeGeneres as its spokeswoman because she is gay, but the retailer stood behind the comedian.”

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Jesus-f***ing-Christ on the M*****f***ing Cross

From Axios, “Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg shot back at criticisms that he’s running a self-aggrandizing campaign for the Democratic nomination, telling Reuters in an interview: ‘Number one priority is to get rid of Donald Trump. I’m spending all my money to get rid of Trump.’” Apparently, he is the only f***ing person running for president that knows exactly what to say! While every other dumbass Democrat keeps arguing around this number one priority and with each other — un-f***ing-believable — Bloomberg is unambiguous about what he’s doing and what must happen! These dumbass Democrats that claim when they meet with people on the campaign trail voters are asking about health care and the environment and jobs and whatnot is all f***ing B.S. Any voter with two brain cells to rub together know that none of these subject matter if he or she cannot defeat traitor trump. F*** me! The only thing that should be coming out of the Democratic presidential candidate is how to defeat traitor trump. Can we just f***ing assume that any Democrat will be better for America than another four years of traitor trump? How f***ing difficult does this have to be? It should be how to defeat traitor trump every time, all the time — over and over again! Welcome to stupid America where dumbass Democrats just can’t seem to get it f***ing right!

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Some One Should Just Kill Her

From the Daily Beast, “A California woman [Sonia Tabizada] has been indicted on federal charges after she allegedly left a series of early-morning voicemails saying she was going to murder children at a Catholic, all-girls school over its plans to publish information about same-sex weddings in its alumni magazine.” Killing that woman for her anti-LGBT views is like hating cancer: it is perfectly fine! And like cancer, she should be excised from life!

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Good News

From CNN, “From 2016 to 2017, the United States saw its largest-ever single-year drop in overall cancer deaths, a 2.2% plunge spurred in part by a sharp decline in lung cancer deaths, according to the report, published Wednesday in CA: A Cancer Journal for Clinicians.” When it comes to medical advancement I am a full-speed-ahead-damn-the-consequences person. And that means using stem cell tissues from abortions which, of course, Evangelical morons are against. In fact, Christian idiots are basically against all progress, including medical — vaccinations! Which brings me to the point. While this is good news for cancer survivors, I think MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans should be exempt from cancer treatments. These are the same morons against the ACA, so I say let insurance companies deny their claims and drop them from coverage for pre-existing (and existing) conditions. If I’ve said it once then I’ve said it a thousand times: I’m sick of conservatives benefiting from progressive policies and legislation. Let people live the consequences and convictions of their vote. Welcome to stupid America!

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I Pray Someone Shoots Jenna Ellis in the Head

The DailyBeast quotes, “‘I’m disappointed conservatives are acquiescing to the LGBT agenda… The Orlando shooting was absolutely terrible and tragic. But the response to this tragedy should not be embracing and advocating for gay rights.’” Thank God for my freedom of religious beliefs which includes purging the world of RepubliKKKLans, MAGA morons, and Evangelical idiots. They make America dumber.

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A Well-Worn Lawyer Joke

The prelude: The New York Times reports, “Maybe President Trump has not been impeached after all, or at least not yet. Impeachment happens, according to Noah Feldman, a Harvard law professor, only when the House transmits the articles of impeachment to the Senate.”

A man is looking for the answer to the burning question of “What is 2+2?” He first consults a mathematician who whips out paper and pencil to prove the answer is four. The man then goes to an accountant to ask “What is 2+2?” The accountant whips out an adding machine to calculate the answer: four. Finally, the inquiring man goes to a lawyer and asks, “What is 2+2?” The lawyer responds, “What do you want it to be?” Ha … Ha …

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Literal Shows of Sexism and Misogyny

From CNN, “5 titleholders of major pageants are all women of color. And that’s a bigger deal than you might think.” Congratulations to these women, but seriously! We as a society still do this kind of Scheiße? F***! America really is the land of pure stupidity and shiny things! I give up! Welcome to stupid America!

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When Will Traitor [T]rump Drop Dead?

From CNN, “President Donald Trump attacked Democratic Rep. Debbie Dingell and her late husband, Rep. John Dingell, during a rally on Wednesday, implying the former congressman was ‘looking up’ from hell.” Welcome to trump stupid America. This is the real America, open and naked hatred. RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons love traitor trump more the more his vileness reflects their own vileness. I pray they all die — heart attack, cancer, bus, Second Amendment! I’m not picky!

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And We Wonder Why…

From CNN, “Last month, King said that Cook Children’s had already reached out to nearly 20 facilities from Los Angeles to Philadelphia to see if another hospital would take over the infant’s care. But they all agreed with Cook Children’s assessment of her condition and said there was nothing more they could do, according to King.” And we wonder why our health care expenses are so f***ing high. Because we waste money on lost causes. Pediatric intensive care? That’s easily $10,000 per day just for the bed! Make another f***ing baby! Or better yet adopt a child who needs loving parents! Look, not all life is valuable. In fact, I argue that RepubliKKKlan and MAGA moron life is inherently less valuable! Oh, but I keep forgetting that this is a country of selfish people. Me, me, me all the time. Welcome to stupid America!