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Only in stupid f***ing America! CNN reports, “All military-style semi-automatic weapons, assault rifles and high-capacity magazines will be banned in New Zealand following the mass shootings at two Christchurch mosques that killed 50 people, New Zealand’s Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern announced on Thursday.” After one massacre, New Zealand takes decisive, meaningful, and quick action (within a week) to prevent the next one, but here in this Scheiße-for-brains country, we have massacre after massacre, domestic terrorist attack after domestic terrorist attack, and RepubliKKKlans constantly block even the most de minimis change to our gun laws. At worst, we can’t get universal background checks, and at best, we can’t legislate the assault weapons bans this country already had in the 1990s before it was allowed to expire–yes, a temporary ban on assault weapons. We can’t even study the harmful effects of guns on society. America is so f****ing G.D. pathetic and stupid! Seriously! If you want to live in a country that loves its guns more than its people, then come to America. If you want to live in a country where the minority rules over the majority, then come to America. America is a f***ing embarrassment. Oh, boy. I can’t wait for our next massacre, so we can hurry up and do nothing! To be sure, all RepubliKKKlans have blood on their hands for being in bed with the NRA to block any measure of gun reform, without exception. Stupid people everywhere, everywhere stupid people! Welcome to stupid f***ing G.D. Scheiße-for-brains America! We have more guns than people, ya’ll! Now ask me how I really feel!