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America Is Doomed: Voting No Longer Theoretical

This primary season is over, and America is over, f***tards! And I was right — again. I said it would be a blowout on a historic level for traitor trump, and it was, predictably. Now I have to hear MSM media pundits and various political morons tell me that the Iowa results somehow are an outlier and traitor trump is weak and could never win a national election again. To that, I say this: They are wrong, and they’re all f***ing morons. Moreover, I think Iowa is more representative of RepubliKKKlans nationwide than New Hampshire. It is no longer theoretical that people may not vote for someone with so much political and legal baggage, but the problem is f***tards of the political pundit, “expert” class think traitor trump’s legal issues are baggage. They are not; they are badges of courage, and people love him for his “prosecutions,” as if he is literally the second coming of Christ going through the trials and tribulations of our times for them. Once again, I will remind idiots of America that there is no such thing as a never-trumper. They do not exist, for when push comes to shove, people will vote for traitor trump with alacrity. So all these DeSantis and Haley votes are not protest votes; they are soon-to-be traitor trump votes. Haley is not going to win New Hampshire. I promise you that, f***tards. And as for these moderate Independents who may not vote for traitor trump in the general election, they don’t exist either. When it comes to a one-on-one contest between Biden and traitor trump, Independents will vote for whoever has the momentum, and the momentum has been and will continue to be with traitor trump. Political pundits think Independents are maverick voters; they are not. They are fair-weather voters and more concerned about correctly voting for the expected winner rather than who has the best policies.

And another thing, the polls were correct about traitor trump. In fact, he won by even more than the polls predicted, but because polls got the exact percentage wrong, pundits will claim that they are all wrong and cannot be trusted, yet the polls ultimately get the general outcomes correct. Recall the 2022 election. Polls predicted that RepubliKKKlans would take back the House, and they did. Nonetheless, moronic political pundits would have you believe that all the polls are untrustworthy and nothing more than a prediction at a given point in time. So, when these national and state surveys show traitor trump constantly and consistently ahead of Biden, then believe them and be f***ing afraid. The end is here, morons. Mark my words! Mark them well.

Last, we come to the one (no longer) open question remaining: Will voters elect a person who has been impeached twice, indicted four times on 91 felony counts, led and supported an insurrection against the government, and wants to be a dictator? Of course, they will! I did not doubt that they would because I live in stupid f***ing hell. People just don’t f***ing care. Americans want the corrupt crook leading this country! They want chaos; they want the destruction and dysfunction of our institutions; they want to blow up the federal government; they want an end to America’s liberal democracy. For voters, it’s all about fear and loathing of the “other” at this point. Nothing more, nothing less. America is over, f***tards. Fascism is coming to America. How many f***ing times must I say it before you believe me? Mark my words! Welcome to stupid America!

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The Iowa Caucuses Are Tonight: A Traitor [T]rump Blowout

For the first time since traitor trump led an insurrection to overturn the 2020 election, was indicted in four separate jurisdictions on 91 felony counts, was found liable for defamation against E. Jean Carrol related to sexual abuse (rape per the judge) allegations, was impeached a second time, invented and propagated the Big Lie which has beguiled half a nation of f***tards, has promised to release all the January 6 felons from prison (on day one), has been found liable in New York of business fraud, declared he’ll be a dictator on day one (remember, he does not joke), and so many other disqualifying actions which I cannot possibly list in their entirety, he will be on a ballot, and voters in this sh*t-for-brains country will pick him over every other candidate in droves because I live in stupid f***ing hell! Make no mistake, f***tards, all of traitor trump’s competitors are making the exact same mistake in 2024 as they did in 2016: They refuse to take him on directly for fear of upsetting the base (also known as Al Qaeda in another language). Consequently, he will run away with the nomination just as he did eight years ago, and these first Iowa votes will set the stage for his comeback and landslide run right through the general election. This Nikki Haley hype is just that: Hype. Non-sensical hype. And this will be the benchmark for people to watch out for: When traitor trump gets 50 percent or greater of the votes cast. If that’s the case, then the RepubliKKKlan primary will be over just as soon as it started. It doesn’t matter what happens in New Hampshire, for that contest will be an outlier; I promise you that people want traitor trump to be the first American dictator. Mark my words, morons! Welcome to stupid America!

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Let’s Go to War with Islam for Christ’s Sake Already!

It’s time for the West to confront Islam once and for all! And what better start than to wipe out yet another Islamic terrorist group — the Houthis. I find it odd that people, in general, fail to comprehend that the one (and only) major religion of the world that constantly engages in terrorism and whose followers resist moving into the 21st century is Islam. Since the beginning of this century, especially, Islam has been a scourge and a drag on the world’s progress. I don’t see Christians engaging in worldwide terrorist attacks. I don’t see it from Jews. I don’t see Buddhists, Hindus, Shintoists, Zoroastrians, Paganists, Sikhs, Atheists, you name it, terrorizing the rest of the world on a near daily basis. Nope! It’s only Muslims who seem to take extra delight in making sure everyone else suffers for their radical 7th-century cause.

As it relates to the Houthis, it looks like Biden and the U.S. finally f***ing did something. Never underestimate Biden’s procrastination and dithering before doing anything or getting around to doing the right thing (witness piecemeal military aid to Ukraine). His passivity constantly rubs me the wrong way. From CNN, “U.S. and coalition forces struck over 60 targets at 16 Iranian-backed Houthi militant locations, U.S. Air Forces Central Commander Lt. Gen. Alex Grynkewich said. The Houthi assets included command and control nodes, munitions, depots, launching systems, production facilities, and air defense radar systems, he added. … The strikes are a sign of the growing international alarm over the threat to one of the world’s most critical waterways. For weeks, the U.S. had sought to avoid direct strikes on Yemen because of the risk of escalation in a region already simmering with tension as the Israel-Hamas war continues, but the ongoing Houthi attacks on international shipping compelled the coalition to act.”

Houthis vow retaliation … blah, blah, blah. Who cares. I say bring it. If these Houthi f***tards think they can go up against the U.S. military, then they’re about to f*** around and find out. And, no! I don’t think this will lead to a wider war. This will remain contained between coalition forces and these Islamic terrorist groups. No other nation in the Middle East can afford war with the U.S., the U.K., et al. Iran definitely can’t. Hell! They’re sending military supplies to Russia to be used in Ukraine. Honestly, there just isn’t enough military hardware on the Axis side to go around. So, now is the time for the Allied countries to pound out of existence any and all Islamic terrorist groups willing to pick a fight with the rest of the world. Bring it, people! Bring! It!

As an aside, do you know what country is oddly silent on all these Houthi attacks on international shipping? Egypt! Because the Houthis are attacking and, in some cases, commandeering cargo ships, transportation companies are re-routing their ships around the Cape of Good Hope instead of going through the Suez Canal. Does Egpyt realize they are losing a boatload of revenue as a consequence of Houthi’s terrorism? They should be one of the countries front and center in this coalition to keep international waterways open and accessible for all to move through safely. But no! As usual, the West needs to step in to fix Muslims’ mess and indifference to their own well-being. It never f***ing fails! The West must always pull the most weight to keep the world order of (relative) peace and prosperity. At the same time, Islamic nations stand on the sidelines with their arms crossed, expecting Christian nations to fix everything as they criticize and badmouth said nations behind their backs, which antagonizes the hatred in these Islamic countries and is used by these terrorist governments for domestic political consumption to strengthen their opposition to the West.

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Gay RepubliKKKlans: Self-Haters!

From Yahoo!News, “Anti-Donald Trump Republicans know they are in the middle of a critical moment to stop the former president’s political comeback. But for some, the steep cost of voicing resistance to Trump often renders them silent. ‘If you go against Trump, like — you’re over,’ said Kyle Clare, 20, a member of the University of Iowa’s College Republicans. … Clare was right to expect backlash from speaking out on Trump. After NBC News published the interview with him on a ‘Meet The Press’ social media account, hateful and homophobic comments poured in. Clare said later that a student came up to him at a university event, shoved a phone in his face with the video on it, and asked him why he’s ‘scared of Trump and not scared of getting AIDS from having gay sex.’”

Gay RepubliKKKlans are, by far, the dumbest f***ing people on the planet. So, this kid caught my attention because of a recent interview segment on MSNBC. My ears were piqued when Clare said that he became interested in politics because of traitor trump’s 2016 presidential campaign. Specifically, the sensation of the rallies attracted him to the con man. Un-f***ing-beleviable. How f***ing perfect and typical! Never mind the policies or the lies spewing from traitor trump’s mouth during his first run for president (and ever since)! Oh, no! The rallies looked like fun and exciting! Traitor trump played right into the stupidity of the average American idiot with bread and circus (of lies, hatred, and spectacle), and, right on cue, the hoards of brainwashed and jejune would-be voters came running to him as if he were the Pied Piper. Fast forward eight years, traitor trump is playing the exact same tune but louder, and f***tards of America keep dancing to it!

Moreover, gay RepubliKKKlans demonstrate a level of self-hate that makes me wonder why they haven’t (and should) off themselves. I have no idea what it is about a person who wants to be part of a political party that loathes them, and, as the quote above shows, hopes he dies from AIDS. This just goes to show people are f***ing morons of the highest f***ing order. But whatever. Nothing matters anymore. A country cannot endure where citizens want to identify with a political organization that detests them. This is a deep sickness in the nation, and that sickness is metastasizing, killing the rest of the country. Welcome to stupid America!

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America Cannot Endure Much Longer

According to The Hill, “A $1.66 trillion top-line spending agreement announced by congressional leaders this week will accelerate funding cuts to the Internal Revenue Service favored by Republicans. The bipartisan deal would cut $10 billion from the IRS during fiscal 2024, one year earlier than Democrats and Republicans previously agreed on in a deal to raise the debt limit last summer. The debt limit deal included $20 billion in overall reductions to a controversial IRS funding boost. The acceleration is the latest reduction in resources for the IRS, which was slated to receive $80 billion in funding through the 2022 Inflation Reduction Act. The additional funding was intended to redesign the agency and reinvigorate U.S. tax collections with a focus on the richest taxpayers. But Republicans took immediate aim at the IRS funding increase, voting to repeal the entire allotment last year upon retaking the House and whittling away at it through successive funding deals.”

Only in this sh*t-for-brains country! Only in America! RepubliKKKlans and seemingly every other American constantly b*tches about the national debt, but no one wants to pay for it, and conservatives’ attacks on the I.R.S. evince a national deadbeat attitude. In large part, the debt continues to climb because the nation can’t stop spending and refuses to hold people, especially the rich, accountable to pay their fair share of taxes. And I don’t want to hear about “waste, fraud, and abuse” of spending. Look, f***tards, waste, fraud, and abuse are just a part of life — everywhere. You’ll find just as much of these economic inefficiencies in private, corporate, and personal endeavors. Hell! I cringe whenever I toss kale or chicken because it goes bad before I can eat it. The real question is how inefficient is the government. Not as much as RepubliKKKlans would have you believe. The percentage is in the low single digits, but RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks would have you believe the waste, fraud, and abuse is so vast, expansive, and intentional that deficit shortfalls could be overcome only if government weren’t so corrupt. So, instead of trying to fund the one department providing cash flow to the government, they want to hobble it. This is what a dying country looks like. Welcome to stupid America. The end is here!

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Michelle Obama Gets Woke

Michelle Obama expressed in a podcast that she is terrified of another traitor trump presidency. Well, it’s about f***ing time she said so! It’s better than her “when they go low, we go high” B.S. comment. I tell ya, when she spoke that “catchphrase,” she lost most of her stock with me because it evinced the same old delusional wishful thinking and hope-casting mentality that begs to ignore reality and cedes a fighting political mentality to complacency. She finally woke up! (How ironic!) The only way to fight the MAGA moron movement is to scare the ever-loving-bejesus out of voters and nothing less. She’s started the fire. Let’s hope she can keep it up.

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Youth and Black Voters Will Kill America’s Democracy! Mark My Words!

From NPR, “President Biden was just getting rolling in a campaign speech at Mother Emanuel AME — a Black church where nine people where [sic] killed by a white supremacist shooter in 2015 — when a group of protesters interrupted his remarks. ‘If you really care about the lives lost here, you should honor the lives and also call for a ceasefire in Palestine,’ a woman shouted, followed by chants of ‘Ceasefire now!'”

I have said this more times than I can count: If younger generations always vote more progressively than previous generations, then we’d be living in a f***ing utopia right now. Do you see an American utopia? I don’t. Not even f***ing close. Yet, I keep hearing dumbass Democrats and other f***tard progressive political pundits who claim to be “experts” that the youth vote is going to save America from another traitor trump presidency. Are you f***ing kidding me?!?! Poll after poll shows that Biden is losing support among key groups (e.g., youth, Blacks, and Latinos) in the coalition that got him election in 2020. This is a real f***ing concern. Even the Biden campaign is worried, and they should be because this sh*t-for-brains country can’t get its f***ing act together to collectively recognize that traitor trump is a clear and present danger to our democracy. Oh, no! Not this nation of f***tards! Half the country is unified to re-elect traitor trump to usher in an era of the American dictatorship, while the rest of America b*tches about the Israel-Hamas war and whatever else Biden has “failed” to do for them lately (i.e., voting rights legislation, student loan debt, home prices, inflation, etc.). These youth, Black, and Latino voters are ready to abandon Biden because they’re persnickety, whiney ***holes who only vote every four years and then expect Biden to perform miracles. (And it only takes a small percentage of this coalition group to impact the next election for the worse.) Yet, it never f***ing fails. It happened with Obama. He was swept into office with high expectations and momentum, but then the exact same coalition of his supporters (i.e., youth, Blacks, and Latinos) failed to show up to the polls two years later in the midterm elections, and Democrats got crushed, losing any ability to control Congress. Then, these same groups wondered why Obama couldn’t get anything done. This is what a country of morons looks like. The same coalition of f***tards (a generation after Obama) is doing it again — did it again! (News flash: Democrats lost control of the House in the 2022 midterms. How has that worked out for them? Mostly gridlock.) Un-f***ing-believable. This country never f***ing learns! Americans don’t learn, don’t know history, and are unimaginative. Because they lack these assets, the youth, Black voters, and Latino voters are clueless as to what traitor trump has in store for America in his second term despite telegraphing plainly and openly his intentions. I know history, and I can imagine quite a lot, so I’m terrified of traitor trump’s return to the White House. But whatever! Idiot Americans are about to f*** around and find out!

I give up at this point! Ya, know what? F*** it! F*** it all. If the idiot generation of youth and the Black vote and the Latino vote are that disappointed with Biden, then fine. F***ing stay home or vote for traitor trump or vote third party (Christ!), which is a vote for traitor trump. A very recent TikTok clip — exemplifying everything you need to know about the state of the youth and minority vote — is seared in my mind: A young Black female who voted for Biden in 2020 says she’s not voting for him again. In her words, “Sorry, but not sorry!” Fine! Whatever! I don’t f***ing care at this point. If she and like-minded voters really think a protest vote against Biden or failing to vote altogether is going to get them closer to their imagined better America, then good f***ing luck with that, morons! I can’t help you. You are lost. (I assume this TikToker has no idea there is a war on women’s bodies.) How can you reason with stupidity? How can you convince people who are oblivious to the obvious? When we lose our democracy and when America becomes the hellscape they had hoped to avoid by voting for Biden the first time but were too petulant to re-elect him, then I don’t want to hear their b*tching about how bad things have become. (And don’t get me started about “Biden is too old” sh*t! You know who else is old? Your grandparents. I assume you’ve thrown them under the bus already as irrelevant, right?) This country is so f***ing lost; I fear it cannot be redeemed at this point. There is simply too much stupidity that the country cannot be fixed. Oh, well. Welcome to f***tard America! Too stupid to endure! We get the government we deserve and desire!

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SCOTUS Sets the Stage to Crown Traitor [T]rump

The only surprising thing about this move by SCOTUS is that they did not rule in traitor trump’s favor via the shadow docket. They have the votes to do it. I guess they want to enshrine the mootness of Section 3 of the Fourteenth Amendment by ruling on the “merits” (or lack thereof) of the so-called insurrectionist ban in the Constitution. As I have constantly said, the uber-conservative supermajority wing of justices on SCOTUS already has the end result in mind; they just need to find the legal reasoning and arguments that will get them there, which, no doubt, requires ignoring the language of the Constitution. To be sure, this SCOTUS does not care about the Constitution; all they want is to convert our democracy into a theocracy, led by an autocrat. And, I fear, with this seminal case, the liberal justices will sacrifice their principles to join the other six justices because, no matter what, this opinion needs to be unanimous. I promise you this will be the case. By a vote of 9-0, SCOTUS will keep traitor trump on the ballot in every state, sealing the doom of our democracy and forever signaling that anyone — including those who wish to destroy the government — can run for president because why the f*** not? This is what a dying, stupid country looks like! Mark my words, f***tards. Mark them well. America is doomed, and SCOTUS will crown its demise by making traitor trump the country’s first dictator! This is similar to how the Roman Republic became the Roman Empire. Oh, well. Welcome to stupid America!

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Dark Brandon Returns, but for How Long?

President Biden gave a speech on Friday calling on Americans to defend our democracy against traitor trump. It was dark Brandon in his finest form. Finally, Biden calls out traitor trump by name, even calling him “despicable,” which is a cousin of Hillary’s “deplorable.” (Hillary was right; she’s always been right about everything!) However, the question remains: Can Biden keep up the dark Brandon mode of campaigning? Dare I say, I don’t know. (The answer should be a confident yes. But I just don’t know.) Biden has (mistakenly) failed to call out traitor trump by name for the last three, which is why, in part, the insurrection-in-chief has remained so popular. Biden and other dumbass Democrats made the fatal mistake of underestimating and ignoring traitor trump, believing he’ll “fade away,” which I correctly predicted he would never do. In fact, I also correctly predicted that the idiot would run again as soon as it was clear he lost the 2020 election. Of course, he would. While the rest of the moronic pundit and political “expert” class claimed traitor trump was politically dead after his loss and the January 6 insurrection, I was confident and sure that he was never going into that good night. And, naturally, I was right because I actually understand the true nature of the traitor-in-chief and the American people. I understand Americans are too stupid to avoid their fate, which is the demise of democracy. But I digress.

Can Biden and dumbass Democrats keep up the pressure campaign to save our democracy? To convince a benighted electorate that America’s democracy is on the 2024 ballot? Biden has this bad habit of delivering these required (and often long overdue) firey speeches every so often when he should be (should have been) doing it more frequently. Traitor trump has been a constant, daily threat to our democracy, but Biden and other dumbass Democrats treat this pervasive threat from the chief insurrectionist as an on-again, off-again bad relationship. Traitor trump, RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks have been slowly destroying our democracy, but Biden and dumbass Democrats want to conduct business as usual while Rome burns. Un-f***ing-believable! Also, more importantly, are the American people receptive to Biden’s pro-democracy message and intelligent enough to understand what’s at risk in this next presidential election? I doubt it. Political “experts” keep pointing to the Democrats’ 2022 midterm “successes” as validity of Biden’s pro-democracy messaging, but let’s be clear: A presidential election is always unlike any other election. Equating midterm, local, and off-year elections to the presidential contest is always wrong. The former does not inform the latter; rather, the former is a buyer’s remorse reaction to the latter. Welcome to stupid America. The end is already here! People are just too f***ing stupid to have figured out that fact yet.

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Dumbest Person on the Planet Runs for President in the Dumbest Country

From CNN, “Former President Donald Trump on Saturday suggested the Civil War could have been avoided through ‘negotiation,’ arguing that the fight to end slavery in the U.S. was ultimately unnecessary and that Abraham Lincoln should have done more to avoid bloodshed. ‘So many mistakes were made. See, there was something I think could have been negotiated, to be honest with you,’ Trump said at a campaign event in Newton, Iowa. ‘I think you could have negotiated that. All the people died. So many people died.’… Trump did not say how he would have prevented the conflict, which he also called ‘so horrible but so fascinating.’ ‘It was, I don’t know, it was just different,’ Trump said of the war. ‘I just find it – I’m so attracted to seeing it.’ After describing the wounds soldiers sustained on the battlefield, Trump said, ‘There’s nothing nice about it,’ adding the war was a ‘tough one for our country.’… ‘Which part of the Civil War “could have been negotiated”? The slavery part? The secession part? Whether Lincoln should have preserved the Union?’ Cheney wrote. ‘Question for members of the GOP – the party of Lincoln – who have endorsed Donald Trump: How can you possibly defend this?’”

Jesus-f***ing-Christ-on-the-m*****f***ing-Cross! I can’t! I just f***ing can’t anymore with this sh*t-for-brains country anymore. I just can’t. And I have no earthly idea how I will survive the daily avalanche of stupidity that will surely emanate from the empty space between traitor trump’s ears in this second term. Perhaps there will be too much revolution in the streets to occupy my attention, but I certainly cannot tolerate another four years of that idiot-in-chief standing before the American public waxing nonsensical jibberish. Sadly, it is but a mere sliver of the American populace who share my feelings of impending dread. As for the rest of the f***tards of America, they think traitor trump is some f***ing G.D. genius. They really f***ing do. Traitor trump claims before the morons of America that he’s a genius and “like a really smart person,” and they f***ing believe him. Christ! Kill me now! I live in stupid f***ing hell, and there seems to be no way to escape the stupidity. The average American idiot looks to traitor trump and thinks he really is as smart as he says he is, without question. This is what a dying country looks like, f***tards. Too stupid to endure. Welcome to stupid America!