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Madison Cawthorn Pulls a RepubliKKKlan

The person he’s fucking is his constituents.

RawStory reports, “Former Rep. Madison Cawthorn, R-N.C., has officially moved to Florida without handing over the required constituent casework to Rep. Chuck Edwards, the new Republican representing the state’s 11th District. … According to a statement posted on Edwards’ website, Cawthorn did not transfer official casework before leaving North Carolina, which goes against standard practice for legislative transition.” Who fucking cares about the constituents of these RepubliKKKlan politicians? Go figure. A bunch of voters elected Cawthorn to be a RepubliKKKlan rabble-rouser to help make the government dysfunctional. And now they’re pissed that he’s done just that by fucking them over as he leaves office. What the fuck is with these voters? Seriously?!?! Why are they so stupid? Elections have consequences, fucktards! Oh, well. Welcome to stupid America!

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Ex-Trump Org Exec Gets Five Quick Months

Reporting from Axios, “Former Trump Organization CFO Allen Weisselberg was sentenced Tuesday for his role in helping run a years-long tax fraud scheme at the former president’s business, the AP reported. … Weisselberg, 75, was sentenced to five months in jail and taken into custody. He is expected to serve his sentence at Rikers Island in New York.”

Looks like Weisselberg is actually going to jail for traitor trump rather than flipping on him, as I completely expected. Do you know who didn’t expect this? All the idiot MSM pundits and moronic hope-peddling Democrats. When Weisselberg was arrested, all I could hear from these morons, including — especially — Michael Cohen, is how traitor trump is done. They all claimed that Weisselberg would flip on traitor trump. It was weeks of “flip watch.” Fucktard Democrats and MSM pundits were so convinced that the aging Weisselberg would not risk spending the twilight years of his life in jail. There was no way this underling would protect the criminal enterprise for traitor trump. Yet he did, in no small part, to the weakness of the justice system that threatened Weisselberg with a very manageable and lenient five months in jail for cooperating. They needed him to spill the beans, and he refused.

However, I apprehended the circumstances precisely. Weisselberg was never going to flip, and traitor trump is above the law. And, of course, I was right. My political predictions may not have been accurate, but my prediction about traitor trump evading criminal accountability has been 100 percent correct. It’s not that I’m especially prescient. I just understand how the law works regarding the most powerful politicians in America. Quite simply, the law doesn’t work. As I keep repeating, it’s the First Axiom, stupid. It’s funny watching all these hyperventilating liberal politicians and media types get exacerbated as traitor trump keeps getting away with his criminality. There is a reason he’s been a criminal in plain sight for 50 years and has never been caught. People really should heed that track record. So, allow me to end with my usual prediction: Traitor trump ain’t going nowhere, least of all jail. He is above the law, and Garland is too fucking weak to hold him accountable. But this is precisely what a dying democracy looks like. Oh, well. Welcome to stupid America!

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RepubliKKKlan Signaling

Reporting from The Hill, “House Republicans fulfilled a key campaign promise on Monday, passing legislation to rescind the bulk of an IRS funding boost signed into law last year, marking the first bill passed by the GOP-controlled House this Congress. The bill, which is unlikely to see action in the Democratic-controlled Senate, passed in a party-line 221-210 vote on Monday evening. Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) announced that the first bill for a GOP-controlled House would be to repeal the new IRS funding in September, when House Republicans released their ‘Commitment to America’ midterm policy and messaging platform ahead of the election. A boost of about $80 billion in IRS funding over a decade generally aimed at upping high-income enforcement was included in last year’s Inflation Reduction Act, Democrats’ sweeping tax, health and climate bill.”

So, the RepubliKKKlans’ first bill was a single to the base (aka Al-Qaeda) that they would legislate in the mode of QAnon conspiracy kookery. Let’s be absolutely clear about the motives behind defunding the IRS movement. Holding the wealthy class accountable to pay their fair share of taxes is not the primary reason for this legislative push. The primary reason is to demonstrate to crazy RepubliKKKlans — which is all of them — that leadership is going to stop the big bad government from coming to break down their doors to confiscate their guns and assets in the name of tax collections. When Democrats enacted legislation to beef up the depleted IRS ranks, RepubliKKKlans immediately equated hiring 80,000 IRS workers over ten years to creating a Gestapo police force that was coming for RepubliKKKlans. This is not me being hyperbolic or cute. This is their actual belief. Plain and simple. In short, the RepubliKKKlans, in the minds of their voters, just voted to repeal the American Gestapo. Of course, this is ridiculous nonsense, but it’s what fucking goddamned stupid Americans believe. To think that House RepubliKKKlans are pulling these legislative initiatives out of the blue is misguided. These actions are, at their core, rooted in what constituents are telling them. So, expect more of this bat-shit craziness because that’s what America has become now; it’s what people voted for. We get the government we deserve and desire. Oh, well. Welcome to stupid America!

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Diamond Is Dead! Praise Jesus!

Good Riddance

According to the New York Post, “Donald Trump is mourning the death of entertainer Diamond Lynnette Hardaway, best known as one-half of the ‘Diamond and Silk’ duo, after her death Monday night aged 51. … ‘Diamond & Silk’ rose to fame during Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign after they sensationally switched from lifelong Democrats to hardcore Republicans after Trump’s White House bid was announced a year earlier. Hardaway’s health sparked concern back in November after the duo’s official Twitter account pleaded with fans to pray for her. ‘Anyone who believes in the power of prayer please pray for Diamond,’ the tweet read, however, a reason for the sudden plea was never given.”

Praise Jesus! Another traitor trump sycophant and anti-vaxxer is dead! Praise Jesus! I’m so happy that she’s gone. Too bad she couldn’t take Silk with her. These hateful people spread vileness and lies, so the world is a better place without Diamond, and will be even better when Silk kicks the bucket. I will pray on that. Praise Jesus!

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Biden’s Classified Documents Non-Story

According to the Associated Press, “The Justice Department is reviewing a batch of potentially classified documents found in the Washington office space of President Joe Biden’s former institute, the White House said Monday. Special counsel to the president Richard Sauber said ‘a small number of documents with classified markings’ were discovered as Biden’s personal attorneys were clearing out the offices of the Penn Biden Center, where the president kept an office after he left the vice presidency in 2017 until shortly before he launched his 2020 presidential campaign in 2019. The documents were found on Nov. 2, 2022, in a ‘locked closet’ in the office, Sauber said. Sauber said the attorneys immediately alerted the White House Counsel’s office, who notified the National Archives and Records Administration — which took custody of the documents the next day. ‘Since that discovery, the President’s personal attorneys have cooperated with the Archives and the Department of Justice in a process to ensure that any Obama-Biden Administration records are appropriately in the possession of the Archives,’ Sauber said.”

It is almost absurd for me to tick off all the ways this instance of handling classified documents is different from the traitor trump episode, but the primary difference is that the Biden officials are cooperating with the government and they proactively returned said classified documents to the government, whereas traitor trump did everything he could to hide and jungle documents from government investigators while denying he ever had such classified documents to the point where traitor trump convinced his lawyers to lie to the courts to obfuscate his culpability.

These situations are similar only because classified documents were in the possession of a former president and vice president after they left office. And to be clear, we do not know the severity of the classified documents Biden had stored away — and that will make some difference. Nonetheless, all this Biden mess does is to point out what I have been saying ever since traitor trump was caught intentionally hiding classified documents from the government: Ain’t nothing going to happen to traitor trump for his handling of these documents. Again, as I have said firmly at every instance of writing about this: All the government wants are their documents back. Full stop! So, stop fucking expecting something will happen to traitor trump. It will not. Forget about the “double standard” game from the right. There isn’t one, mainly because nothing will happen to hold traitor trump accountable.

Of course, this Biden classified documents story is a gift to RepubliKKKlans at just the right time. It never seems to fucking fail. Whenever RepubliKKKlans are down and mired in their own political mess, something comes along — no matter how insignificant — to shift attention to Democrats. Naturally, this will be a bone that RepubliKKKlans cannot let go of, and they’ll beat Americans over the head with his nonthing-burger to the point where idiot Americans will be convinced of the worst of Biden just like they were duped into believing Hillary was crooked. Whatever! Welcome to stupid America! The end is coming!

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6-Year-Old Shoots His Teacher

From CNN, “The gun allegedly used by a 6-year-old boy to shoot his teacher at a Newport News, Virginia, school was legally purchased by the child’s mother, officials said. The boy took the firearm from his home to school in his backpack Friday, Newport News Police Chief Steve Drew said Monday. The teacher was ‘providing class instruction when the 6-year-old child displayed a firearm, pointed it at her and fired one round,’ Drew said at a news conference. “There was no physical struggle or fight.’”

So, why haven’t the parents been arrested? Oh, that’s right! We live in a fucking gun-loving-at-all-costs country, and Virginia, with their RepubliKKKlan Second Amendment-loving Governor, will never do anything beyond thoughts and prayers. No doubt this is the fault of teaching CRT in grade school. The country cannot be saved when 6-year-olds commit attempted murder, and absolutely no one gets punished. Welcome to stupid America.

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Brazil

Reporting from The New York Times, “The Brazilian authorities are investigating one of the worst attacks on the country’s democracy in the 38 years since the end of the military dictatorship, after thousands of supporters of Jair Bolsonaro, Brazil’s far-right former president, stormed government buildings in the capital, Brasília, on Sunday to protest what they falsely claim was a stolen election. … In scenes reminiscent of the Jan. 6, 2021, storming of the U.S. Capitol, Mr. Bolsonaro’s supporters on Sunday laid siege to Brazil’s Congress, Supreme Court and presidential offices — the violent culmination of years of conspiracy theories advanced by Mr. Bolsonaro and his far-right allies. They set fires, repurposed barricades as weapons, knocked police officers from horseback and filmed their violent acts as they committed them.”

Look, fucktards! I don’t know how much more plainly I can say this: Democracies are under attack worldwide, and democratic governments and institutions are asleep at the wheel. Democracy is losing! I must admit that I fell into the same happy trap once Lula won, but I should have known better, for other authoritarian forces in the world have been rising, namely in Israel — a once liberal bastion born out of the ashes of fascism. Now fascism has come to Israel. It is not enough that liberal democracies prevail in countries; they must dominate and destroy anti-democratic movements within those countries. It is not enough to allow these “protests” to persist in the name of “freedom of speech,” for these fascists abuse the notion of freedom to intimidate and take over democracies because such liberal-leaning politicians who want to preserve democracy are inherently weak in the face of authoritarianism.

Has democracy reached its limits? I truly wonder. Is humanity just too fucking stupid that it must constantly revert to non-thinking forms of governments that authoritarians impose? What is it with humanity? What is so attractive about Bolsonaro and traitor trump that they have people up in arms to defend them and demand that they return to office to oppress them? Oh, yeah. It’s the hate! Therein lies the true problem. It is the hate embraced by authoritarianism versus the “can’t we all just get along” embraced by democracy. I tell you now, morons. Democracies need to grow a spine, or they will perish. They are dying worldwide as we speak because they don’t know how to fight back. Oh, well. The age of democracy is over; the age of authoritarianism is here. Mark my words! Welcome to stupid America. Humanity is just not smart enough.

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House Rules Package “Fight”

From The Hill, “Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on Sunday that he expects that Republicans will be able to pass a House rules package that was the subject of negotiations during the election for Speaker of the chamber. ‘I think we’ll get the 218 votes we need to pass the rules package,’ Jordan said on “Fox News Sunday” with Shannon Bream. ‘What this rules package is designed to do is to stop what we saw happen literally 15 days ago when the Democrats passed a $1.7 trillion monstrosity of a bill.’ Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) had to make key concessions to a group of GOP holdouts through 15 rounds of voting for the gavel. Those concessions included changes to the proposed House rules package.”

I see MSM idiot pundits on the Sunday shows are wish-casting another RepubliKKKlan fight on the House floor over the rules package. That’s not going to fucking happen, fucktards. The hardest part of establishing the new Congress was voting for leadership; passing the rules package will be easier, and no matter what the moron political pundits try to tell you about the divisions in the RepubliKKKlan Party, they are pretty unified on the general intentions of the rules package, especially the restrictions related to spending and budgeting legislation. They are entirely copacetic with rules that will almost certainly guarantee America defaults on its credit and shuts down the government because they all think doing so will hurt Biden and help RepubliKKKlans.

And they’re probably right because Americans are too fucking goddamned stupid to understand the changes that occurred in Congress that brought about such economic and political disasters. As usual, morons of America look at the one guy sitting in the White House and blame him, which means they’re likely to be wrong half the time in casting their aspersions when shit hits the fan later this year. Most people probably did not realize the House took five days to elect a leader and that the entire process was unnecessarily and uncharacteristically fucked up. People are fucking clueless. Voters just show up to the polls during the midterms — if they even bother to do that — to reflexively elect RepubliKKKlans, and then deal with the consequences later. (May I remind you that in total, RepubliKKKs received five million more votes than Democrats during the midterms!) Yet, this time around, the consequences will be catastrophic, as evinced by their inability to elect the Speaker of the House in a timely matter. But whatever. People get the government they deserve and desire. Welcome to stupid America!

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Economic Disaster Countdown to August

Reporting from The New York Times, “Economists, Wall Street analysts and political observers are warning that the concessions he made to fiscal conservatives could make it very difficult for Mr. McCarthy to muster the votes to raise the debt limit — or even put such a measure to a vote. That could prevent Congress from doing the basic tasks of keeping the government open, paying the country’s bills and avoiding default on America’s trillions of dollars in debt. The speakership battle that spanned more than four days and 15 rounds of votes suggested President Biden and Congress could be on track later this year for the most perilous debt-limit debate since 2011, when former President Barack Obama and a new Republican majority in the House nearly defaulted on the nation’s debt before cutting an 11th-hour deal. ‘If everything we’re seeing is a symptom of a totally splintered House Republican conference that is going to be unable to come together with 218 votes on virtually any issue, it tells you that the odds of getting to the 11th hour or the last minute or whatever are very high,’ Alec Phillips, the chief political economist for Goldman Sachs Research, said in an interview Friday. … Goldman Sachs researchers estimate Congress will likely need to raise the debt limit sometime around August to stave off such a scenario. … The exception to the debt-limit drama was the four years of Donald J. Trump’s presidency, when Republicans largely abandoned their push to tie increases in the limit to cuts in federal spending. In 2021, Senate Republicans clashed with Mr. Biden as the deadline for raising the limit approached, but those lawmakers ultimately helped Democrats pass a law increasing the cap. … Mr. McCarthy appeared to agree to those demands, pledging to allow open debate on spending bills and to not raise the debt limit without major cuts — including efforts to reduce spending on so-called mandatory programs, which include Social Security and Medicare — in a deal that brought many holdouts, including Mr. Norman, into his camp.”

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Never Kevin Never Existed

What happened? I thought the “Never Kevin” caucus would never allow McCarthy to become Speaker. I thought the rebel group of five comprised of GOP Reps. Andy Biggs of Arizona, Matt Gaetz of Florida, Bob Good of Virginia, Matt Rosendale of Montana, and Ralph Norman of South Carolina would stop the RINO. But as it turns out, they caved. They always cave. RepubliKKKlans always fall in line eventually, which should be worrying because the RepubliKKKlan platform — their sole mission — is to make Biden a one-term president, and that requires in RepubliKKKlans’ minds for them to destroy the economy. Their anti-inflation talk is all bullshit; the House does not and cannot control inflation, but they sure can fucking tank the economy if they allow America to default on its credit. And they can shut down the government as they’ve done a couple of times already under a Democratic president. But whatever! This is what Americans voted for. Welcome to stupid America! It never gets old or less true.