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‘Slightly Favored’

Some people just want to vote for the winner, f***tards! I’ll return to this point in a minute, but first, let me address the apparent paradox in the graph above. I typically value Nate Silver’s analysis, and he’s been right more than wrong. But I chuckled when I saw the above because I’m not quite sure how “slightly” squares with 68 percent. I think he is hedging his bets by “saying” one thing in the headline and indicating another in the numbers. By anyone’s standards, 68 percent is more than a slight chance of succeeding. It makes me wonder just how confident he is in his projections. Of course, he addressed the idea of probability more thoroughly after he missed correctly calling the 2016 presidential election, for people were very upset that he “blew” it. He had to reacquaint Americans with the world of statistics, which is a tall order for a country of morons. Nonetheless, technically, he was correct in that no matter the probability split — which he calculated to be a 71 percent chance of Clinton winning — there was still the possibility traitor trump could win. And he did. In other words, it was not a non-zero probability event that Clinton could lose.

Now, returning to my initial statement: Some people just want to vote for the winner. I believe this is the x-factor that many statisticians miss in their forecasting, and it’s related to the idea of the “mighty mo” — mighty momentum. Any pollster will tell you momentum is your friend, and you don’t want to “peak” too early. Yet, I fear Democrats have peaked too early. Unsurprisingly, races are tightening. Oz is gaining on Fetterman per an Emerson College Polling/The Hill survey. According to the most recent Fox News poll, Johnson overtakes Barnes in Wisconsin. Walker is still — incomprehensibly — statistically tied with Warnock in Georgia. There are other races where the Cook Report shifts favorability to Democrats. Yet, the momentum seems to be building in the most critical of Senate races, which gives license for morons to vote for the perceived winner rather than on the quality of candidates or issues. Look, f***tards. Faithful voters will vote for their respective party, but those squishy middle (aka “Independent”) voters who determine the outcome of elections are so uncommitted to issues and parties — as evinced by their inability to pick a political direction of the country and stick with it — that one is led to believe that when push comes to shove and when people secretly pull the lever at the ballot box they lose all sensibilities and vote for those who are perceived to be winning at the time — the politicians gaining (or having just gained) in the polls. No one wants to vote for a loser. It’s really that simple for many, and it may sound absurd that people put their futures in the hands of a political popularity contest rather than elect a suitable official based on reason and well-determined issues. Still, one would be surprised by the level of “logic” people engage when voting. Just ask voters how they select judges on the ballot. Then you will learn to fear people’s voting methodology. Welcome to stupid America! It’s as bad as it sounds.

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Traitor Tucker Carlon’s Russia-First Reporting

According to AlterNet, “Fox News propagandist Tucker Carlson suggested without evidence [he lied] on Tuesday night that the United States could be behind the suspected sabotage of Russia’s Nord Stream Pipelines, which transport Russian gas under the Baltic Sea to Europe and were discovered by its operational engineers to have suffered damage. … But Carlson – whose pro-Putin segments are regularly featured on Kremlin state television – blamed the Americans for the purported attack and then proposed several ways that Russia could strike back.”

Look, f***tards! Carlson is an American traitor who loves Russia more than America! Full stop! Of course, the most disgusting little factoid in all this is that Carlson is the most watched “news” show on cable. Think about that. This Russia-first “American” has more eyeballs on him watching his B.S. than anyone else because this is f***ing G.D. stupid America where people are unable to recognize their a**hole from a hole in the ground. But whatever! Like I’ve said countless times, the level of stupidity in America cannot be undone. It can only be eliminated, and the stupid breeds like rabbits. Welcome to stupid America.

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Enough With Hurricane Ian Because Russia!

We’re going on day three of non-stop hurricane coverage. WTF! Stop it already. Yeah, we get it! Total destruction. “Unprecedented!” Catastrophic! Record-breaking! A 1-in-500-year hurricane with a 1-in-1000-year rainfall. (All of which will be broken in a few years — thank you, climate change deniers!) Blah, blah, blah.

Nonetheless, has the MSM completely forgotten that Putin has basically stolen Ukrainian land, and the world barely blinked? I think a CNN analyst put it well, “In the longer term, the annexations will crystalize the reason why the United States and its allies have been so adamant about helping Ukraine’s war effort. The war threatens to enshrine a precedent of a bigger, powerful nation simply marching into a smaller one and seizing its territory on a spurious rationale. That scenario is not just a threat at the fringes of Europe; it is one that could arise around the world and be replicated by other autocratic regimes. It represents a fundamental challenge to the international rule of law if allowed to stand. And it tests the principle of the Western-led post-World War II world that free peoples have the right to choose their own national and political destinies.” And OMG, I’m about to agree with Ms. Lindsey Graham when he said, “‘We have to help our friends and neighbors here at home but we also have to stand up for what’s right abroad. So we are dealing with Hurricane Putin, for the lack of a better word. He’s trying to rewrite the map of Europe, he’s trying to do by force of arms what he can’t do to the political process.’” Wake up, MSM and Americans! This conflict is a few inches from World War III, and everyone is focused on anything else. Welcome to stupid America. We’ll just ignore our way through this until it’s too late.

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American Traitors for Russia — WTF!

Reporting form CNN, “A wife and husband from Maryland have been charged with conspiring to provide the Russian government with personal medical records from the U.S. government and military, according to a newly unsealed federal indictment. Anna Gabrielian, an anesthesiologist practicing in Baltimore, along with her husband, Jamie Lee Henry, a major and doctor in the U.S. Army, allegedly provided ‘individually identifiable health information,’ which is protected under federal law, to an FBI undercover agent posing as a Russian government employee. Both Gabrielian and Henry were arrested Thursday morning, according to the US Attorney’s office in the District of Maryland. After appearing in court, they were released on home detention with 24/7 location monitoring. Gabrielian also has a $500,000 unsecured bond.”

What the actual f***? Seriously!?!? These traitors to America have been released to “home detention” until further notice. NFW! This is B.S.! And I blame Garland’s pathetic, weak D.O.J. God-f***ing-damm*t! If America had a Siberia, then these traitors would be sent there pending a trial. But no! They’re allowed to betray our country and live in the comfort of their home. Whatever! I give up. So weak, so f***ing weak! Welcome to stupid America!

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Florida Trash

Damaged homes and debris are shown in the aftermath of Hurricane Ian, Thursday, Sept. 29, 2022, in Fort Myers, Fla. (AP Photo/Wilfredo Lee)
This aerial photo shows damaged homes and debris in the aftermath of Hurricane Ian, Thursday, Sept. 29, 2022, in Fort Myers, Fla. (AP Photo/Wilfredo Lee)
Boats are left stranded on the shore in the aftermath of Hurricane Ian in Fort Myers, Florida, on September 29, 2022.  (JOSEPH AGCAOILI/AFP / Getty Images)

As the MSM covers and reveals the destruction of hurricane Ian, I can only think about all the f***ing trash strewn about everywhere and swept out to sea. No doubt, with this hurricane, cars, appliances, boats, homes, and whatever random items that were not bolted to the ground have been swept out to sea, further adding to the countless tons and tons of garbage the oceans and waterways collect every year. Humanity treats the planet like one giant f***ing toilet, and no one cares. Moreover, all the destroyed vehicles, houses, trailer homes, boats, appliances, furniture, and what have you will end up in some f***ing landfill because that’s what we do. We bury our problems. Out of sight, out of mind. Entire islands have been built on landfills. But think of all the trash that “decays” in these vast pits. And by decay, I really mean it goes nowhere, such as plastic and glass. What does degrade seeps into the ground, poisoning the soil and groundwater as gravity works its will. God! We treat Mother Earth like one f***ing giant garbage bin, and we wonder why she’s starting to fight back. We don’t live in harmony with nature; we live in spite of it. We curse it. We dominate it, if we can, in the name of human ingenuity and manifest destiny. Eventually, we’ll lose. Welcome to stupid America!

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MTG’s Husband Sues for Divorce — Naturally

The Daily Beast dishes: “Perry Greene, the husband of Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA), filed for divorce on Tuesday, according to court documents obtained by The Daily Beast. The petition stated that the Greenes’ 27-year marriage was ‘irretrievably broken’ and indicated that the couple, who wed in college, had been separated for some time. Perry Greene motioned to have the divorce filed under seal, arguing ‘that the record will contain sensitive personal and financial information, the public disclosure of which would negatively impact the parties’ privacy interests.’”

Once again, the party of family values does not practice what they preach! What else is new? But the gays! It’s pretty much common knowledge that MTG cheated on her husband. As The New Yorker reports, “When, eight years later, it looked like she might be headed to Congress, Chambers got on social media and told the world that, back when he knew [Marjorie Taylor] Greene, she was having ‘multiple, blatant extramarital affairs in front of all of us.’ He added, ‘I don’t even judge that, until you say the kind of shit she does and claim the Jesus about it.’ (Greene, who was baptized at an evangelical church in a suburb just north of Atlanta, in 2011, and speaks frequently about being Christian, has said that she wants to bring ‘my faith and my family values to Washington.’).” It’s always the hypocrisy! But the gays! Nonetheless, she got elected and will get re-elected because nothing matters with these RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks. They love the hypocrisy. They love moralizing to the gays and liberals, as they, themselves, live lives of sin. And if they were to listen to D.J. Vance, who is going to win the Senate seat in Ohio, then Perry Greene would not be able to get a divorce because, as Vance believes, getting divorced should never happen. But whatever! The gays!

Just another example of why I hate all RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks with the heat of a thousand white-hot suns. I’m sick of the double standard. I hope the see you next Tuesday MTG’s divorce plays out in spectacularly public fashion. I hope her name is dragged through the mud. But no matter the utter embarrassment she brings to her office and constituents, they’ll gladly re-elect her because deep down inside, her voters love the adultery. It’s the f***ing mirror, morons! How many f***ing G.D. times do I have to keep telling you f***tards? Welcome to stupid America! But the gays!

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Death of the Judiciary = Death of America

Gallup published a new poll about the Article III branch of the U.S. Constitution, and the results are grim. America cannot endure outcomes like this. The judiciary is ostensibly the branch of the government that dispenses impartial justice, but when each half of the nation (or perhaps each third) diverges in trust of the judiciary, then essentially the final pillar of the nation — belief in the rule of law — has crumbled. What is left when a nation no longer trusts elections that bring the executive and legislative branches to power and the courts no longer reflect what any segment of the population believes? What is left? Nothing but a disparate collection of factions that have nothing left in common. These polls indicate the final shoe has dropped and continues to drop — no one is even bothering to catch it. We are headed for civil war, and people seem to blithely continue their lives as if everything will magically fix itself. Welcome to stupid America. Too dumb and indifferent to endure!

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F*** Florida!

I say, f*** Florida! Seriously! F*** the state, f*** the governor, and f*** every red part of the state! Ya know, after every catastrophic natural disaster, the right-wing religious haters love to come out and blame the gays for bringing God’s wrath unto the nation. Well, it seems that God is saying f*** Florida for electing DeSantis, who hates on gay youth and their families, immigrants, and all the other least among us. Whatever the genesis, I don’t think my tax dollars should be going to Florida to help them — yet again — recover from their decades of poor planning and continued climate change denialism. F*** those people! F*** them hard.

If I’ve said it once, then I’ve said it a billion times before: People should live according to how they vote. So, all these RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons who don’t believe in the federal government but want only states’ rights should live by their credo, which means no federal assistance, no F.E.M.A., no federal disaster declaration. F***ing none of it! (They only believe in national defense.) Let Florida take care of their own by itself. I am getting really, really f***ing sick of blue state tax dollars constantly being funneled to red states — which under tax their population — to fix red state mismanagement and maintain their hateful policies. F*** them! F*** them hard! I hate them all. Florida should just die on the vine or start electing Democrats to run the state.

I truly don’t care about these people or the state. With these regular (every couple of years) natural disasters, one would think that people should leave the state, but no! More people flock to the natural disaster red zone. Hurricanes are only going to get more frequent and stronger. Un-f***ing-believable. But whatever! Only in stupid America. Humanity is truly too stupid for its own good. I keep telling you f***tards that Mother Nature will bring balance to the world, which includes thinning the human species from the planet; and, apparently, one method of nature is the instinct for people to move to places that are becoming more dangerous to live. You can’t make this sh*t up. There is a reason why insurance companies are going bankrupt in Flordia or refuse to do business in the state. I thought the free market was supposed to be an important signaling mechanism for these conservative, capitalist types.

I only hope more RepubliKKKlan voters died as a result of Ian. But sadly, I don’t think any hurricane is sufficiently powerful to kill enough RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons to shift the balance of power in the state. Florida is just another RepubliKKKlan mess Democrats will be forced to clean up — again! Welcome to stupid America!

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Young Men to Fat Grandpas Off to War

Reservists drafted into the Army as a result of Putin’s mobilization attend a departure ceremony in Sevastopol, Crimea. AFP via Getty Images

Take a close look at the picture above or here for more detail. What’s wrong with this picture of Russian conscripts being sent off to war in Ukraine? I’ll tell you. The two foremost guys in the picture look to be in their late 30s or early 40s, so they are entirely of fighting age and fitness. Then if you continue along the front row to behind the priest, you can just make out a really tall guy and the fella next to him. Again, they are probably in their 30s. But wait a second. I passed someone in the front row. I passed up grandpa for good reason because he’s more than just beyond fighting age; he is fat. Yet, he’s not the only one. Directly behind grandpa, but not fully pictured, appears to be another senior. Although you cannot see his whole face, you can make out the characteristic folds under the chin and near the ear/neck of an older man. What a motley crew to send to the frontlines to fight a losing war. No wonder Putin sees the nuclear card as the only option left to bring Ukraine and the West to the negotiating table.

I would be embarrassed if this were the sort of military stock I had to send into battle in the name of my country. And I certainly would not be authorizing circulating pictures like this to the world — what a joke. The only images of recruits should be young, tall, built, virile men. For a country that prides itself on mass propaganda, it can’t seem to get one good picture of fake Russian soldiers to project strength as if the military had its act together.

Moreover, as I have learned from retired generals on the MSM, these new recruits will not be a breath of fresh air and comfort for the already battle-battered soldiers on the frontlines. No! They will be liabilities. Look, this is how it works: Those soldiers who have been fighting for months in miserable conditions and losing are worn out and demoralized; they are not interested in welcoming newbies to the fight who don’t know sh*t about anything. In short, the seasoned soldiers do not see the uninitiated draftees as the relief they’ve been waiting for; instead, they are a burden for whom they must babysit, lest the new guys get everyone killed. Not to mention unit cohesion and synergy takes time to build, and it takes much longer when you have to replace 50 percent of a unit rather than a couple of men here or there. And the Russian military is really at 50 percent fighting strength. Nonetheless, I have no problem with Russia sending as many bullet catchers as they can to Ukraine. Slava Ukraini!

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Christ! Hurricane Season Is Here and Annoying

You know it’s hurricane season when all other news ceases to exist as the natural disaster sensationalist MSM such as CNN and MSNBC ignore all other important national and international news to report exclusively on yet another “historic” hurricane. And by historic, I mean occurring every few years. The excessive (undivided) media coverage at the expense of every other piece of news, which is more critical, only demonstrates the ethos of Americans: We are the disaster-as-entertainment nation. No news organization other than local stations should cover hurricane Ian for hours and hours on end. It’s a f***ing G.D. embargo of reporting news that actually matters. It is ridiculous and an embarrassment to human intelligence. No one should care this much or get this much enjoyment (or stimulation) from watching the destructive forces of a hurricane, yet Americans do. The only teachable moment for these events is related to climate change. Still, the MSM goes to the minutia of the event as soaked “reporters” televise their “battle” with the elements for the masses over which to agog. Look! Wind! Rain! A downed tree! Flooded streets! Storm surge! The hurricane moved a mile NNE! Now, it wobbled a mile to the right! Did I mention the wind? Oh, the wind! Un-f***ing-believable! America’s democracy is — nay, the world’s democracies are — on the brink, but Ian is far more fascinating! Welcome to stupid America! The stupid cannot be undone.