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Breaking news! Biden kills Ayman al-Zawahiri, the leader of Al-Qaeda. Of course, America is too stupid to care or understand this unqualified and momentous win for Biden. How can I be so certain that Americans won’t care? I look to the past. What other Democratic president had such an achievement? Anyone? Anyone at all like to make a guess or recollect history? Who else? Who indeed? Well, for the idiots out there, it was President Obama. He killed the last al-Qaeda leader — Osama bin Laden. You know! America’s number one wanted terrorist. Obama got him while Bush II let him get away. People may be hard-pressed to remember such a victory because Americans basically ignored it. America had been hunting for bin Laden for a decade. He eluded the RepubliKKKlan president, but not Obama! Of course, when Obama told the world, RepubliKKKlans gave him zero credit, and the rest of America did a collective ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

I have no doubt Americans will do the same for Biden, the other Democratic president who actually fights terrorism — the Afghanistan disaster aside. In fact, America’s withdrawal from Afghanistan may have led al-Zawahiri into the country and allowed him to get too comfortable and complacent about his security. One could make the argument that exiting Afghanistan resulted in the al-Qaeda leader’s ultimate termination. Moreover, this does prove that Biden was correct about leaving: America did not need to occupy the country to fight terrorism; it could be done with over-the-horizon capabilities. Indeed!

I am sure traitor trump is going crazy because he failed to get al-Zawahiri — that is if he even tried. I doubt it. If anything, the orange traitor aided and abetted terrorists worldwide because he was more in bed with them and their authoritarian protectors than against them. To be fair, I guess traitor trump took out some terrorist general or something like that at one point during his treasonous term, so he did lift a pinkie for a second. This is a great victory for Biden, and I have no doubt stupid America will find a way to ignore or punish him for it because I live in stupid hell where people want the traitor back in office. Welcome to stupid America. No one cares because gas prices!

According to The Hill, “Former President Trump leads President Biden and Vice President Harris in hypothetical 2024 presidential match-ups, according to a new Harvard CAPS-Harris Poll survey released exclusively to The Hill on Monday. The poll found that if the 2024 election were held today, 45 percent of voters would vote for Trump in a race against Biden, who attracted the support of 41 percent of respondents, while 14 percent were unsure or didn’t know.” By my count, this is at least the fifth poll whereby traitor trump bests Biden. Actually, this particular poll is an online survey without a M.O.E., so I don’t rate it as being particularly statistically meaningful. Nonetheless, the poll reinforces the same trend indicated in many other polls: People want traitor trump back to finish destroying America!

Look, f***tards. There is really not much more for me to comment regarding such polls. America is too stupid to survive, and the citizens prove it daily. Given everything this nation of morons has witnessed during and since traitor trump’s presidency, they want him back. I can’t anymore. I just f***ing can’t deal with the stupid. It hurts. Mark my words, f***tards. America is about to roll out the red carpet for traitor trump again because Americans are too stupid to know any better. How many f***ing times do I have to tell the f***tards out there? How many m*****f***ing G.D. times? Biden is merely the intermission to the end of America. Mark my words, idiots. You have no idea just how bad things have become. Welcome to stupid America. Dumber every day!

Politico reports, “House Republicans are planning to bombard Joe Biden’s administration with investigations next year, from Hunter Biden to the border to the chaotic U.S. withdrawal from Afghanistan. As the GOP prepares for a likely takeover of the chamber next year, committee chairs-in-waiting have laid out a lengthy list of oversight goals that goes beyond Biden’s White House — including Democrats’ formation of the Jan. 6 select committee. But the party’s highest-profile targets are those with the potential to politically bruise the president ahead of 2024: his son’s business dealings, Afghanistan, the origins of the coronavirus, inflation causes and the U.S.-Mexico border.” Of course!

This is what voters want when they give back control of the House to RepubliKKKlans. What else am I to believe? House RepubliKKKlans are telegraphing — no, outright saying — they will spend the next two years investigating the Biden administration. They have no intention of actually legislating. No, they just want to get their revenge on Democrats, and voters seem to be perfectly fine with that. But this is what b*tchy, stupid voters want because they need to “send a message” to Biden about how displeased they are with the economy. So, they’ll show him by crippling the second half of his term. Somehow with every Democratic administration, dumbass Democratic voters get impatient with progress and need to throw a tantrum by allowing the opposition party to take control in the midterms so that nothing happens except investigations. It never falls! America is really just too f***ing stupid to endure. Welcome to stupid America — the p*ssy country.

Because Kentucky is and long has been a red state, I don’t care what happens to these hicks. All I ever really hope for is that enough RepubliKKKlans die to give Democrats a chance to win statewide elections, other than governor. Besides that, the only thing that disgusts me is all the garbage and litter created from the destruction. All these poor people’s sh*t is going to end up in landfills. Entire houses, their contents, automobiles, and everything else are going to be hauled off and buried! And what’s not cleaned up will remain in situ to rot, degrade, and pollute. Christ! Welcome to stupid America!

According to CNN, “US House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is expected to visit Taiwan as part of her tour of Asia, according to a senior Taiwanese government official and a US official, despite warnings from Biden administration officials, who are worried about China’s response to such a high-profile visit.” It is pathetic that Biden allows his administration to fret over Pelosi’s visit. It just makes him and his administration look weak and unwilling to stand up to China. To think that China could dictate where and when the Speaker of the House — second in line to be president — can travel is ridiculous, and when Biden and his Department of Defense wring their hands and show undue worry, it is a f***ing embarrassment. God-f***ing-d*mmit! Why is it Biden never passes up a chance to come off as cowering before China? It’s like a whip-saw with this guy. Strong and resolute against Russia but pusillanimous against China. It’s par for the course that China constantly whines and b*tches about whatever America does, yet Biden feels the need to tip-toe around them when they do. And one wonder’s why Biden approval is the lowest in history — below traitor trump. He’s just f***ing weak, and I think America is getting tired of it. Lord knows I am. (I’ll still vote for him agian, but with a hefty sigh.) As I have said a billion times before, President Clinton had it absolutely correct: It is better to be strong and wrong than weak and right. Democrats have never understood this. Welcome to stupid America.

Several commentators have already warned of the next blow to America’s democracy courtesy of SCOTUS, namely via the blockbuster case-to-be, Moore v. Harper. And who better to quote regarding America’s impending demise than Laurence H. Tribe, a University professor emeritus at Harvard Law School? In the Los Angeles Times, he writes, “The Supreme Court is poised to cut the heart out of majority rule. The Supreme Court’s extremist justices are aiming their next dagger at the heart of the entire democratic enterprise: voters’ right to pick leaders of their choice. … In Moore, Republican state legislators petitioned the U.S. Supreme Court, advancing a debunked right-wing doctrine innocuously labeled the ‘independent state legislature’ theory. It maintains that state courts can play no role in overseeing their legislatures in federal election matters. … Adopting the independent state legislature theory would amount to right-wing justices making up law to create an outcome of one-party rule.”

The Brennan Center for Justice has a good primer on the independent state legislature theory. They write, “The Consti­tu­tion deleg­ates power to admin­is­ter federal elec­tions to the states, subject to Congres­sional over­ride. There is, however, a disagree­ment about how much power is deleg­ated and to which state actors exactly. There are two relev­ant clauses. One is the Elec­tions Clause, which reads, ‘The Times, Places and Manner of hold­ing Elec­tions for Senat­ors and Repres­ent­at­ives, shall be prescribed in each State by the Legis­lature thereof; but the Congress may at any time by Law make or alter such Regu­la­tions.’ The other is the Pres­id­en­tial Elect­ors Clause, which reads, ‘Each State shall appoint, in such Manner as the Legis­lature thereof may direct, a Number of Elect­ors.’ The dispute hinges on how to under­stand the word ‘legis­lature.’ The long-running under­stand­ing is that it refers to each state’s general lawmak­ing processes, includ­ing all the normal proced­ures and limit­a­tions. So if a state consti­tu­tion subjects legis­la­tion to being blocked by a governor’s veto or citizen refer­en­dum, elec­tion laws can be blocked via the same means. And state courts must ensure that laws for federal elec­tions, like all laws, comply with their state consti­tu­tions.” Does anyone believe that SCOTUS will not take this opportunity to re-interpret the Constitution and their own previous precedent to give more power to state legislatures and deny people the power to vote? I don’t have to understand or be knowledgeable in jurisprudence or legal theorizing or really anything about the law because this SCOTUS doesn’t care about the law; they care about the end result and use the law only as the means. So, as long as I understand what the end is, I can confidently predict the outcome.

What is the end? The Brennan Center says it all, “The night­mare scen­ario is that a legis­lature, displeased with how an elec­tion offi­cial on the ground has inter­preted her state’s elec­tion laws, would invoke the theory as a pretext to refuse to certify the results of a pres­id­en­tial elec­tion and instead select its own slate of elect­ors. Indeed, this isn’t far from the plan attemp­ted by Trump allies follow­ing his loss in the 2020 elec­tion. And, accord­ing to former federal judge J. Michael Luttig — a distin­guished conser­vat­ive jurist — the theory is a part of the ‘Repub­lican blue­print to steal the 2024 elec­tion.’” This is what SCOTUS wants. They want state legislatures to be able to steal all future elections so RepubliKKKlans can remain in permanent power. This is what people want. This is why people elected traitor trump. Americans are stupid and hate democracy. Full stop. It’s not complicated, f***tards! And SCOTUS is going to make sure people get their wish. The end is coming. No one believes me, but it is. How do you think Americans will react when their states overturn the will of the people? I know how they’ll act. The same as they always do: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Welcome to stupid America!

As Newsweek reports, “Senator Tom Cotton has accused Democrat Joe Manchin of double crossing the GOP after he came to an agreement with Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer on a major energy and health care bill which includes $369 billion to address the climate crisis. The West Virginia Democrat’s decision arrived just two weeks after he previously objected to the full package and would only support the bills relating to health care and pharmaceutical prices.”

Let’s regard this in the most favorable — though highly unusual — light possible. That is, Manchin stuck it to the human turtle McConnell and the RepubliKKKlans — intentionally. Not only that, but let’s also assume this was an elaborate ploy to get the CHIPs Act passed in the process, which is why I say we should regard these latest legislative developments from a highly unusual perspective: At least one Democrat knows how to play political hardball to get things done, and that person is not Schumer. It’s Manchin. I may have accused Manchin of being a DINO a couple of times out of frustration, but I was never one to throw him under the bus for being a Democrat representing a very conservative state with fossil fuel industry interests. Manchin, nonetheless, has always been there for the party when it comes to the more important issue of electing Biden’s judges to the federal bench. So, the Democratic Party always needed to relax and take Manchin for what he is — a moderate Democrat. Not every member can be a raging liberal, and I always respected Manchin for his clear-eyed analysis of the state of the Senate. Namely, he repeatedly advised the party’s progressive wing that if they wanted to pass the legislation he could not back, then they should elect more Democrats. Absolutely! It seems that he understood the state of the political environment better than anyone in the party.

Of course, now they all love Manchin because he pulled a McConnell on the RepubliKKKlans, something Democrats could have never pulled off, much less imagine. Finally, it is good to have a Democratic senator that knows how to string the other side along to get their cooperation before pulling the rug out from underneath them. All that being said, let’s hope no other Democrats f*** up passing the Inflation Reduction Act of 2022. That’s a 50-50 proposition because, as always, welcome to stupid America!

Kill me now! Hello, moronic MSM pundits! Two consecutive quarters of negative GDP growth is not — I repeat, not! — “technically” a recession, but that’s all I keep hearing from no-nothing MSM anchors expecting today’s GDP number to be flat or slightly down. Since the first quarter of 2022 had negative GDP growth, they’re just waiting with bated breath for the second quarter to be negative as well so they can be the first to declare “we’re in a recession.” Look, f***tards! There is only one “technical” definition of a recession, and that is what the National Bureau of Economic Research declares to be a recession. As Vox explains, “Recessions in the US are officially declared by a committee of eight economists at the National Bureau of Economic Research (NBER).”

And the NBER defines a recession as, “the period between a peak of economic activity and its subsequent trough, or lowest point. … The NBER’s definition emphasizes that a recession involves a significant decline in economic activity that is spread across the economy and lasts more than a few months. In our interpretation of this definition, we treat the three criteria—depth, diffusion, and duration—as somewhat interchangeable. That is, while each criterion needs to be met individually to some degree, extreme conditions revealed by one criterion may partially offset weaker indications from another.” They explain more on their website, but nowhere in their criteria for defining a recession do they mention two back-to-back quarters of negative GDP growth. As much as the MSM wants to torpedo the economy by wishing and reporting it into a recession, they need to stop “technically” defining economic business cycles because they’re wrong. And don’t get me started on what the man-on-the-street thinks. They’re even more clueless than the MSM. Welcome to stupid America, where most people don’t understand economics but everyone thinks they’re an expert because gas prices!

According to CNN, “Viktor Bout [Merchant of Death], a former Soviet military officer, is currently serving a 25-year prison sentence in the United States on charges of conspiring to kill Americans, acquire and export anti-aircraft missiles, and provide material support to a terrorist organization. Bout has maintained he is innocent. … CNN reported Wednesday that the Biden administration offered Bout up in a potential swap for American basketball star Brittney Griner and former US Marine Paul Whelan, according to people briefed on the matter.” Um, yeah — no! I don’t care if Griner is a famous lesbian basketball player. We should not be putting the “Merchant of Death” back into the hands of Russia. And just to be clear about something else: To Americans who are not diplomats or their family members, stay the f*** out of Russia and other enemy countries. We don’t have the time and desire to rescue you from being taken hostage by rogue governments. Of all the nations around the world, you idiot Americans can’t find other places to visit besides Russia, Iran, North Korea, et al. Stay home then! We’re not coming for you!

There are a couple of news stories here. First, according to The Guardian, “The US attorney general, Merrick Garland, said he would ‘pursue justice without fear or favor’ in his decision on whether to charge Donald Trump with crimes related to the Capitol attack and his attempt to overturn the 2020 election, as news reports indicate the justice department’s investigation is heating up.” Suddenly, A.G. Garland has become more frequently vocal and assertive about his claims he will follow the law and investigate the events surrounding the January 6th attack on the Capitol — at all levels — where ever it leads. This is nothing new and consistent with what he has been saying for months. What is new is that he seems to be bending over backward to say what he’s already said repeatedly. And I understand why: He’s feeling pressure from the public and Congress to show that he’s doing something.

That’s where the second news item comes into play. From The New York Times, “Federal prosecutors have directly asked witnesses in recent days about former President Donald J. Trump’s involvement in efforts to reverse his election loss, a person familiar with the testimony said on Tuesday, suggesting that the Justice Department’s criminal investigation has moved into a more aggressive and politically fraught phase.” To be clear, this is not an investigation into traitor trump himself; this is more or less his name coming up on questioning as it relates to those surrounding him. So, this news story is far less significant than what the MSM would like to have you believe for this simple reason: Garland will never charge traitor trump. I don’t know how many f***ing times I have to keep saying it. Indeed, Garland may do everything except charge the traitor. He may authorize an investigation into the former president specifically. He may collect all the incriminating evidence to bring charges successfully. Still, when push comes to shove, when the moment to decide to charge a former president with crimes against the nation, and when Garland has to make the final decision, I promise you he will decline to prosecute because he does not want the D.O.J. to be seen as being political even though that boat has already sailed. Garland does not have the fortitude to pursue traitor trump. He would rather see the degeneration of America in order to preserve the tarnished reputation of the Department of Justice. Welcome to stupid. It ain’t never going to happen. It’s the First Axiom, stupid!