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Only in America! CBS News reports, “The president of war-torn Ukraine weighed in Wednesday on the Texas school shooting that left at least 19 children dead, saying it was ‘terrible to have victims of shooters in peaceful times. I would like to express my condolences to all of the relatives and family members of the children who were killed in an awful shooting in Texas in a school,’ President Volodymyr Zelenskyy said.”

Let me see if I understand the above correctly. Zelenskyy, the leader of a war-torn nation, felt it necessary to send condolences to America for what I can only surmise is because he feels some sense of commiseration with a fellow war-torn nation. Un-f***ing-believable. Only in America! Only this nation is so f***ing G.D. dysfunctional, damaged, and dying that the leader of a nation being invaded and destroyed by Russia feels bad for America to the point he expresses sympathy for us. That should say it all. When a leader of a country in the middle of fighting genocide in Ukraine looks to America and basically suggests, “Glad we’re not you!” then you know the end of our democracy is close. I hope all you f***tards out there realize America is on a count down to utter dissolution. We are but a couple of election cycles away. Mark my words! Welcome to stupid America — too stupid to survive.

Wow! I thought The New York Times was supposed to be a publication with “all the news that’s fit to print.” Apparently, not when it comes to writing about the merger and acquisition “acumen” of douchebag Musk. The article titled, “Even Among Corporate Raiders, Elon Musk Is a Pirate,” with a byline that reads just as fanciful, “The world of deal making has always been rough and tumble. But Mr. Musk blows any predecessors away,” is a puff piece written by an obviously besotted sycophant. In her essay, the author, Lauren Hirsch, appears eager to paint Musk as the corporate raiders’ raider as if he brings a certain magical 21st-century jeune se qui corporate jiu-jitsu that rivals the likes of T. Boone Pickens, Carl Icahn, and Robert Campeau.

She goes on to say, “In essence, Mr. Musk, 50, has turned what was largely a friendly deal into a hostile takeover after the fact. His actions have left Twitter, regulators, bankers and lawyers flummoxed over what he might do next and whether the blockbuster deal will be completed. And Mr. Musk has made past corporate raiders look positively quaint by comparison.” In short, she is equating his antics to some master class in negotiating “outside the lines” when in fact, his B.S. maneuvers amount to nothing more than a 50-year-old man-baby throwing a public tantrum. Look, morons. He signed a f***ing deal (in good faith) to buy Twitter for $54.20 per share — f***ing stupid pothead humor from an idiot — and it seems that Twitter is going to hold him to those terms, and if Musk wants to pay $1 billion to walk away — if the board even allows that — then that loss is entirely on him. Since he announced and inked the deal, Twitter stock has plunged to $38.29 (at the time of this writing). In Musk’s infinite “wisdom,” he committed to buying Twitter at a premium price for an asset that has lost value. Now he’s buying the company at an even greater premium than a month ago. Does that sound like a corporate raiders’ raider? Does that sound like someone running circles around his predecessor brethren?

If Musk thinks he can renegotiate the sales price down, then he needs to lay off the pot brownies. He f***ed himself on this deal, and no one is to blame but himself, yet douchebag Musk still has his defenders who give him cover for this mess by describing his deal-making approach as flummoxing and blowing his predecessors away. Just because he’s a billionaire doesn’t mean he’s a business messiah. I know it is somewhat confusing for some since traitor trump was elected to office, partly because of his business “savvy,” which, apparently, includes the ability to demonstrate his business prowess by filing several bankruptcies. But I digress. Musk is just a dick with money. He was a dick when he was poor, and he’s a dick now. Whatever! Welcome to stupid America!

This two-thumbs-up douchebag attention whore pothead who doubles as a “brilliant” businessman ala traitor trump must be in need of some headlines. Breaking news from CNN, “Elon Musk said he is putting his bid to acquire Twitter (TWTR) on hold, weeks after agreeing to take the company private in a $44 billion deal. … Twitter estimated that fake or spam accounts made up fewer than 5% of the platform’s active users during the first three months of the year. … It’s unclear why Musk would back away from the deal because of the latest disclosure.” It’s unclear because it makes no sense. Of course, better minds than myself were always skeptical about this deal going through. I guess he has $1 billion to throw away as the cost of a no-deal after all because who doesn’t?

Musk is a dick! Plain and simple. It is incomprehensible to me how and why people still take this idiot seriously. He f***s with the market and businesses for fun. He’s constantly under review by the SEC for these exact types of antics. Yet, his idiot sycophant followers think this guy is brilliant when he’s nothing more than a joke. He’s a bored man-baby with too much money and too much weed. What a douchebag! America’s darling — naturally! Welcome to stupid America!

Oh, my God. The epiphanies are coming to me fast and furious! As I look back, I am truly starting to understand how the CIA insidiously indoctrinated citizens to believe the big lie so they could seamlessly implement their Great Avion Replacement plan. I think the program started much earlier than we are led to believe. Clearly, the CIA began its propaganda in the 1960s through media modes like movies. The Birds is a perfect example. Obsentibly, this now iconic Hitchcock movie, was meant to be just another thriller/suspense movie, but in reality, it was the beginning of the CIA’s plan to get the public to fear birds. If the masses feared birds, they would spend less time interacting with them, e.g., bird watching, feeding, hunting, keeping as pets, etc. Only with the public’s avoidance could the government start killing the real birds and replacing them with robotic spy birds. This sh*t is blowing my f***ing mind. It just all starts making so much f***ing sense. For decades, the CIA has been working on this plan unnoticed. Incredible. Absolutely incredible. Thank God the truth is starting to come out, and the world is starting to realize this conspiracy. We’re on to you. We know that birds aren’t real!

My god! They are everywhere watching — recording! Now, I’ve seen Canadian geese in many places. I’ve seen them in bodies of water, flying in the sky, and walking on grass. Sometimes I see them crossing a road, which has always been very suspicious in and of itself. But as for this photo? I have never, ever seen a goose perched on a rooftop watching out! Peering! Recording movements, cars, people! This is proof! Proof I tell you that birds are not real! That “bird” in the picture is undoubtedly a CIA robotic spy. This truly is big brother keeping a close eye on all of us. Beware, people. Beware and wake up! Birds aren’t real!

I heard a lot of buzzing in the air today — more than usual. The birds (mostly Canadian geese near me) looked the same as usual, but something was off. I can’t put my finger on it, but it’s something. I noticed another odd thing today: The bird feeder in my front yard is empty again. Maybe the CIA has new bird drones that can “consume” food to deceive the public, yes? I mean, birds used to eat before the Great Avian Replacement (GAR). It’s likely that the CIA developed versions of mechanical birds that can appear to eat, lest bird feeders would always be full, and pet stores would never be able to sell bird food. That would definitely raise uncomfortable questions. They’re trying to confuse us, but it won’t work. Birds aren’t real!

Birds aren’t real. The truth is finally here! I was skeptical for a bit, but once I learned that CIA spy birds were recharging by sitting on power lines, then it all made sense. I never understood how it could be that birds perched upon uninsulated power lines and never get electrocuted. Now I know why. And allow me to offer my own nugget of truth. A bird pooped on my hand out of nowhere when I was a kid. My hand! Of all the places a bird’s poop could land. Now, many, many years later, a bird has never once defecated on me since. Why? Because they are all drones. Everything makes sense. Oh, and those birds that run into buildings and windmills? Malfunctioning units. What living organism would purposely fly into something that kills them? Makes no sense. What more proof does one require to believe? Not to believe flies in the face of simple logic. About time someone cleared the cobwebs from people’s eyes. Birds aren’t real!

From Salon, “On August 6, 2021, a family in Pompano Beach, Florida savagely attacked a young gay man, leaving him lying in a pool of blood for thirteen hours. He is now permanently blind, a newly released arrest warrant details. Inna Makarenko, 44 and Yevhen Makarenko, 43, discovered their 21-year-old son Oleh was in a relationship with the victim and believed the victim ‘turned him gay.’ The 31-year-old victim’s name is hidden due to Marsy’s Law.” I don’t know how many more articles I need to cite before people will start to believe me. Mark my words, morons! The LGBTQ community needs to start buying guns and using them. If everyone gets a gun, then the gays need to make sure they are one of them.

First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—
     Because I was not a socialist.

Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—
     Because I was not a trade unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
     Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

Martin Niemöller